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by Risa
Sun May 25, 2008 9:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Atomic Flunk
Replies: 88
Views: 7113

Re: Atomic Flunk

^^ that's only marginally better, but only because of the 70s and the Bloodhound Gang. Nobody fucks with the Bloodhound Gang, not even seasons 1 and 2 of GhostWriter. So Bloodhound is cool. I don't think you meant it that way, though. That's too bad. Get over yourself, cuz this is punk. Not as punk ...
by Risa
Sun May 25, 2008 9:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Atomic Flunk
Replies: 88
Views: 7113

Re: Atomic Flunk

^^^ that's some straight bullshit.
by Risa
Sat May 24, 2008 12:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sen. Clinton is trying to instigate MURDER!
Replies: 17
Views: 2363

Re: Sen. Clinton is trying to instigate MURDER!

JSC, not win what? How is he not going to win the Democratic nomination for President of the United States? It's his. He has won it. It is mathematically impossible for Hillary to beat him, and has been for weeks. Hillary has been faking it by including Michigan and Florida -- intact -- in her press...
by Risa
Fri May 23, 2008 10:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Robert Byrd Endorses Obama
Replies: 82
Views: 2142

Re: Robert Byrd Endorses Obama

mvscal wrote: I am NOT a racist. I'm a cultural bigot.
What's the difference, when you break culture down by race instead of actual culture?
by Risa
Fri May 23, 2008 10:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Matchbook babysitter update
Replies: 15
Views: 2069

Re: Matchbook babysitter update

I think those who endeavor to make a better use of welfare resources in order to emerge from ignorance and poverty (and there are those who are doing that) are slapped directly in the face by a lenient approach with these subhumans. I agree with you -- but that doesn't stop folks from lumping all t...
by Risa
Fri May 23, 2008 10:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sen. Clinton is trying to instigate MURDER!
Replies: 17
Views: 2363

Re: Sen. Clinton is trying to instigate MURDER!

My headline is sensational I believe idiotic was the word you were searching for. That'll work, too. Anyway, what's this about this being the catalyst for finally knocking The Bitch out of the race? will it? Hillary invokes Assassination of RFK (UPDATED) Hotlist by foxsucks81 [Subscribe] Fri May 23...
by Risa
Fri May 23, 2008 10:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Black College Football Game?
Replies: 7
Views: 823

Re: Black College Football Game?

Sure there's a market for it. I haven't played NCAA Football games or anything so I'm not sure HBCU's are represented in them. Brilliant idea if they can pull it off, still looks like a work in progress. I know several folks who played ball at an HBCU, I forwarded this link to them, thanks R-Jack. ...
by Risa
Fri May 23, 2008 9:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pres Bush should be tried for MURDER!
Replies: 94
Views: 7797

Re: Pres Bush should be tried for MURDER!

PSUFAN wrote:Crumplerwife prefers...POUNDcake.

All women prefer pound. Some just lie to spare their man's feelings. Where you been at?
by Risa
Fri May 23, 2008 9:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sen. Clinton is trying to instigate MURDER!
Replies: 17
Views: 2363

Sen. Clinton is trying to instigate MURDER!

My headline is sensational, but frankly the Clintons and their true believer allies have been treading this line in public for several weeks. This is just the most blatant. It's inappropriate to bring this up like this, nevermind that Bobby's brother is dying himself; this is tactless beyond tastele...
by Risa
Fri May 23, 2008 2:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kingdom of the crystal skull
Replies: 5
Views: 602

Re: Kingdom of the crystal skull

*edited, deleted by me. I apologize for overstepping myself with my responses.
by Risa
Fri May 23, 2008 2:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Matchbook babysitter update
Replies: 15
Views: 2069

Re: Matchbook babysitter update

edit, deleted by me. I apologize for overstepping with my responses.
by Risa
Fri May 23, 2008 1:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Splash and Dash"
Replies: 25
Views: 814

Re: "Splash and Dash"

that photo is not the photo of a person with oatmeal mush brains. that woman is aware. i don't know what happens after you've been medically starved to death, though. it was my own understanding that you weren't really dead until you were brain dead, no brain wave patterns. did Terry Schiavo have br...
by Risa
Fri May 23, 2008 1:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Matchbook babysitter update
Replies: 15
Views: 2069

Re: Matchbook babysitter update

The mothers' emotional display stopped the moment Cashman said they were going to straight to prison, instead of being allowed to report later, as their lawyers requested. A lot of women -- regardless of race -- use fake displays of emotion to get what they want. This is just the extreme version of...
by Risa
Fri May 23, 2008 2:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Great work, McFlame!
Replies: 11
Views: 799

Re: Great work, McFlame!

The definitive reaction to all this: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2019966/posts#comment" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; To: Westlander McCain should have discovered Hagee was nuts before soliciting his endorsement. 6 posted on Thursday, May 22, 2008 06:04:37 PM b...
by Risa
Fri May 23, 2008 2:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Relationship workshop
Replies: 33
Views: 1580

Re: Relationship workshop

I just think that my life actions are plenty enough. it ain't, dude. just trust. easiest fix in the world: say it more often, as you're doing all those little things to show her you care. and the biggest thing you can do is make sure that you're both on the same page because what you think is enoug...
by Risa
Fri May 23, 2008 12:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Splash and Dash"
Replies: 25
Views: 814

Re: "Splash and Dash"

That woman's alive and aware.
by Risa
Fri May 23, 2008 12:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Easiest fire investigation ever
Replies: 14
Views: 1748

Re: Easiest fire investigation ever

so what's the best way to survive a mobile home fire? and was feeding the fire air intentionally? why would smoke inhalation take you quickly, but the trucker in the fireball survived for an hour? shouldn't the fireball have fucked with the air in the trucker's lungs?
by Risa
Thu May 22, 2008 7:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Undecided" Superdelegates more of a problem than Hillary
Replies: 2
Views: 405

Re: "Undecided" Superdelegates more of a problem than Hillary

Notice how most of the superdelegates who are (or were) well-known elected officials have all already stated who they are supporting. They know what the issues are, they know the factors to consider, they've got little to gain by waiting and they're ready to move on. Most of the "undecided&quo...
by Risa
Thu May 22, 2008 7:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Robert Byrd Endorses Obama
Replies: 82
Views: 2142

Re: Robert Byrd Endorses Obama

Tom In VA wrote: So how far into Obama's presidency can we expect the executive order establishing "Loyalty-Security Reviews" and are you lobbying for a position on them and using your posts here to build your resume ?
Obama isn't Hillary. That's not really fair.
by Risa
Thu May 22, 2008 7:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mad Russian
Replies: 7
Views: 752

Mad Russian

Who are you? you give me dis-ease.

(and that's four in a row. laying low now.)
by Risa
Thu May 22, 2008 7:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jim Webb--Kicking McCain's Ass (easily)
Replies: 104
Views: 7059

Re: Jim Webb--Kicking McCain's Ass (easily)

I'm talking about this November of course. The ISF are improving and gaining in confidence daily. Their recent operations in Basra and now in Baghdad demonstrated that they can handle their business with minimal support from US troops. That is the sign we've been waiting for. I would expect a fairl...
by Risa
Thu May 22, 2008 7:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Oil = $135 a barrel
Replies: 30
Views: 3250

Re: Oil = $135 a barrel

my personal opinion: just about everybody dissing on war wagon and bsmack now, are going to do the 'mission accomplished/nigerian yellow cake' backflip in about a decade. i was through with the excuses after Katrina Year 1. i didn't know it was common knowledge, but apparently to the older heads shi...
by Risa
Thu May 22, 2008 7:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I had a mandatory meeting today
Replies: 63
Views: 2756

Re: I had a mandatory meeting today

wait a minute. Bsmack, why weren't the officers tested?
by Risa
Wed May 21, 2008 9:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What does it take?
Replies: 50
Views: 2534

Re: What does it take?

BSmack wrote: I helped clean up after a tanker truck explosion back when I was doing highway work. The heat that fucker generated ruined two lanes of pavement. Sadly, the driver didn't die instantly, it took him about an hour.
So how do you make sure you die instantly when caught within a fireball?
by Risa
Wed May 21, 2008 9:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the hell is THIS thing?
Replies: 183
Views: 9009

Re: What the hell is THIS thing?

why would anyone touch any part of a public restroom without the equivalent of hazmat gear? and it's a men's restroom, there's all kinds of shit and semen and piss and who knows what else smeared all over the walls, yet he's going to lean his face in and drool?
by Risa
Wed May 21, 2008 9:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Robert Byrd Endorses Obama
Replies: 82
Views: 2142

Re: Robert Byrd Endorses Obama

As for Ginger, for some reason I always pictured him looking more like Baba Booey from the Howard Stern show, only considerably less good-natured. I had to look him up. He looks a little like the 'Growing up Gotti' boy whose father is actually the Dominican gardner (or so they say). I don't underst...
by Risa
Wed May 21, 2008 8:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the hell is THIS thing?
Replies: 183
Views: 9009

Re: What the hell is THIS thing?

He most certainly threatened me when his panty pic was taken public. I remember laughing at him when he PM'd me and told me I'd pay for it and that he'd make my life hell. My response was simple: "What are you going to do to me, AP? Are you going to huff and puff and blow my house in?" Ne...
by Risa
Wed May 21, 2008 8:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's a Private School!
Replies: 16
Views: 871

Re: It's a Private School!

The school is fair game I guess because it receives money from the gubmint for lunches and stuff. That's where you should have stopped. They're fair game because they CHOOSE to take federal and state money. End of story. This is the point where the school stops taking federal money...... or creates...
by Risa
Wed May 21, 2008 8:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: As a black man, Barack can get shot going to the gas station
Replies: 43
Views: 934

Re: As a black man, Barack can get shot going to the gas station

In later news........ http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/02/85/86/image_7086852.jpg Roswell (GA) Beacon creates unintentional (?) firestorm with choice of graphic for cover page DailyKos readers — Kos receives more than 1.3 million visits a day, according to sitemeter.com — were encouraged to contact the n...
by Risa
Wed May 21, 2008 5:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Robert Byrd Endorses Obama
Replies: 82
Views: 2142

Re: Robert Byrd Endorses Obama

Bandwagon jumping? Dude was last in the KKK about 65 years ago. And he gets a lot more shit about his past than David Duke does. Who the fuck is David Duke? What public office does he hold? Shove it up your ass, fucktard. The fact of the matter is if Byrd had an R behind his name 165 years wouldn't...
by Risa
Wed May 21, 2008 5:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Working Class" replaces "States' Rights"
Replies: 25
Views: 888

Re: "Working Class" replaces "States' Rights"

BSmack wrote:
SunCoastSooner wrote:They have a middle class in Appalacia? Who knew?
Wrong. "Working class whites" do not equal "middle class". But having the networks say "poor white trash" just wouldn't be nice.
Ouch. :shock: :shock: :shock:
by Risa
Wed May 21, 2008 5:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the hell is THIS thing?
Replies: 183
Views: 9009

Re: What the hell is THIS thing?

I hope no one here was stupid enough to give AP their phone numbers. He'll drunk dial you and threaten to run your with his epic "your wife sucks black cocks" smack. He'll tell you of the days he ruled this place and how he is the ultimate smacker with skillz that way surpass ours. I, for...
by Risa
Wed May 21, 2008 4:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the hell is THIS thing?
Replies: 183
Views: 9009

Re: What the hell is THIS thing?

Some people seem to think I look like Sam Elliott with a large cucumber stuffed in his pants. No one got any photos of me. I did just get a new digital camera, though. You look like Mark Twain, then. My labyrinth is magic, if your riverboat is fab. Bwahahah, j/k. :lol: :? :meds: Yeah, I'm lame. So ...
by Risa
Wed May 21, 2008 3:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls
Replies: 55
Views: 5238

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

yeah, I know. i don't bring teh funnay. And even if I did, it wouldn't be funnay -- or intentionally on my end. oh well.
by Risa
Wed May 21, 2008 3:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the hell is THIS thing?
Replies: 183
Views: 9009

Re: What the hell is THIS thing?

The black women around here seem to gain weight around their necks, breasts, middle, hips, buttocks, thighs and cankles. I am in excellent health and fine fettle BTW. Thats a cute word, Grampa. 'Fettle' :lol: Can I get a photo? And not just because I missed out -- again -- on all the females gettin...
by Risa
Wed May 21, 2008 3:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Relationship workshop
Replies: 33
Views: 1580

Re: Relationship workshop

Marks 10" pole This one's been up for what, 19 hours or so, and yet no Irie Lagos reset yet? Damn, you people are slipping. Dan, I'm telling you, man, something is up. Females don't think 'oh that would be a neat idea' about relationship seminars unless they think there's a problem.......or th...
by Risa
Wed May 21, 2008 3:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the hell is THIS thing?
Replies: 183
Views: 9009

Re: What the hell is THIS thing?

Hello, Grampa McTuber. I was going by observation. Out here, many Native Americans carry weight around middle instead of around hips, thighs and ass. I may be wrong. Tenuous thread: About .com on generic apple versus pear in women A study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association ...
by Risa
Wed May 21, 2008 12:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Relationship workshop
Replies: 33
Views: 1580

Re: Relationship workshop

If she brought it up, then you have a problem, or at least she thinks there is a problem. Good luck with that. A lot of stupid fucks posted in this thread; Jsc is not a stupid fuck, Jsc is money. Dude, Dan talk to your wife, man. She's angry about something, and she's assuming that you not only kno...
by Risa
Wed May 21, 2008 12:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the hell is THIS thing?
Replies: 183
Views: 9009

Re: What the hell is THIS thing?

Why do her legs look normal? That is whats weird about it The thread was hijacked, but frankly that's the first thing I thought as well. I know native americans are usually apple shaped, but that's a little too extreme. I'm thinking there's a wytch in this somewhere. It would depend on what type of...
by Risa
Wed May 21, 2008 12:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls
Replies: 55
Views: 5238

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

As for Teddy, God will deal with his cowardice in murdering Mary Jo Kopechne. He didn't murder Mary Jo, he just saved his own ass rather than risking his life to save another. That's murder -- particularly since he was the one who was driving the car. Then again, I believe abortion is murder, too. ...