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by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why is it always about race?
Replies: 62
Views: 4817

Addendum: Dins, that was before the test results came back that she had several dude's semen in her panties, none of which belonged to any of the players. I then denounced her, just as other folks around these parts were saying that it was impossible that the test results would have come back so so...
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why is it always about race?
Replies: 62
Views: 4817

This guy worked for the government? http://www.mlkonline.net/picturegallery/main.php/d/36-1/martin-luther-king-assassin.jpg I'm confused. Why? JFK was not killed by Lee Harvey Oswald. Sirhan Sirhan was not the lone gunman in the assassination of Bobby. Malcolm X was killed by joint order of the NOI...
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why is it always about race?
Replies: 62
Views: 4817

Whatever, Dins. That shit made me bust a gut. It was so out of nowhere, I could virtually see the steam from his ears, the redness of his cheeks, the pout of his lips, the spittle flying as his chest heaved all dramatic-like. I could also almost see a meaty red-knuckled Irish hand reaching out to gr...
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why is it always about race?
Replies: 62
Views: 4817

Did you say something, Dinsdale? I'm laughing too hard at Beantown going off on UCant.
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why is it always about race?
Replies: 62
Views: 4817

Beantown, you're not a paddyboy? I read that drivel a few hours ago and wondered when it would end up a topic here. With Risa posting in this thread, I'm thinking at least three pages. This is blasphemy to say I know but why is it that widows of famous men get so much mileage? Jackie, Coretta, Myrli...
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why is it always about race?
Replies: 62
Views: 4817

The tradition and cultural argument has to be heard, mvscal. No, it doesn't. You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build ...
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why is it always about race?
Replies: 62
Views: 4817

[Were Tom Brady or Peyton Manning involved in a similar case, it would be all over the news for weeks, as the Vick story has been. If Tom Brady is so much as one day late with one child support check, he will be absolutely roasted in the media. Is Tom Brady officially sports shorthand for 'runaway ...
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why is it always about race?
Replies: 62
Views: 4817

Re: Why is it always about race?

The argument out here in the southwest is that those who fight against cockfighting are being racist because cockfighting is a part of Latino culture, and Latino rites of manhood. To destroy cockfighting is to destroy Latino culture. Latino can be substituted with Spanish or Mexican, and usually is...
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Sighting
Replies: 26
Views: 2212

OCmike wrote:I'm not reading all that. **scroll**
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by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: pulling tubes on TV, these days
Replies: 51
Views: 2785

Hi, Gramps! hey, I need an avatar, but you'll have to help me out. What avatar did you used to use? I wanna crop the head out and put it over David Duchovny's body I have NEVER used an avatar, you ignorant slunt. Well can you use one now? please, gramps? please please please?? I wanna avatar, and I...
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why is it always about race?
Replies: 62
Views: 4817

Dog fighting is illegal no matter what fucking color you are, you stupid cunt. Oral sex/sodomy is also illegal -- still -- in some places. The traditions of playing the numbers (for the black community) and bingo (for the catholic) also had to be dealt with, when it came to gambling laws past and p...
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Sighting
Replies: 26
Views: 2212

You would think if they wanted these broads to have kids, they would have them parading around in thongs. Who the hell wants to fuck something wearing a tablecloth? A thong would entail women being in control of their own sexuality. The tablecloth means that men decide when women shall be sexual, o...
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why is it always about race?
Replies: 62
Views: 4817

Re: Why is it always about race?

Saying its okay to make the Michael Vick thing a racial issue because of the civil rights movement? This is all about race because Atlanta still has white and black neighborhoods? Jesus fuckin' Christ- can anything just be about right and wrong? http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=vic...
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Sighting
Replies: 26
Views: 2212

The girls are all forced to wear dresses to their ankles, and told that god wants them to be subservient to their husbands and bear lots of children... You would think if they wanted these broads to have kids, they would have them parading around in thongs. Who the hell wants to fuck something wear...
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: pulling tubes on TV, these days
Replies: 51
Views: 2785

This is mostly directed to you dudes who expect women to be hoover wet-vacs , by the way. Those who don't mind women who spit/drool/ask for facials , get a pass. There is a happy medium, by the way. The wet-vac is an interesting idea. I have a 16-gallon shop-vac, but the hose is too small. Hi, Gram...
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:40 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Butler a Trojan
Replies: 62
Views: 2588

Urban Meyer is a national champion. FTFY. Urban Meyer is no better than Dave Bliss, if he's breaking families apart and strong-arming mothers, for the sake of his silly ass football program. Dave's bullshit led to a young man dying. Urban was trying to fuck up a family. Dave was doing dirty shit, f...
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:02 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: American soccer fans are MORONS.
Replies: 15
Views: 2690

How is that trotsworthy? Every single word you type is trotsworthy, you tedious cunt. You're a 60ish year old man trying to talk shit about cunts. Seeing your name now always gives me the giggles. I picture an old man, like Riley and Huey's grandfather, and I just wanna snuggle you, greys and all. ...
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: pulling tubes on TV, these days
Replies: 51
Views: 2785

Even the test pattern could be pretty engrossing, after "pulling a few tubes" of gold Columbian. As long as you had a good supply of Doritos Nacho Cheese tortilla chips to keep you company. Calling bullpucky. Tube TVs were gone by the time Nacho Cheese Doritos came out. Your grandparents ...
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: pulling tubes on TV, these days
Replies: 51
Views: 2785

Nobody on this board is going to stop asking their wife or girlfriend for a blowjob. ... ask? :? There's actually chicks out there who'll do it regurlarly... without prompting. And there are also chicks who do it regularly, without any prompting, because they think their men expect them to....... b...
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: pulling tubes on TV, these days
Replies: 51
Views: 2785

you still think indie music started in Portland in 1990. Actually, the first bigtime INDEPENDENT(that's what "indie" is short for-btw, "indie" fans... think about this the next time you buy a disk published by Atlantic of your favorite "indie" band) label to publish an...
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: pulling tubes on TV, these days
Replies: 51
Views: 2785

If I ran that argument past my girlfriend, she'd laugh it off and then reach for my zipper. You stupid whore. So run it past her. You're not going to, are you? punk coward. Here's a flip for ya: would you go down on your girlfriend if she refused to/seldom went go down on you? would you go down on ...
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:13 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Butler a Trojan
Replies: 62
Views: 2588

Sigh. My points: The kid was trying to display a sense of humor. The kid didn't kill anyone. Would certain fans here have bitched if his ultimate choice was FSU. Adelpiero at 8:38pm MST says: As you noticed, she has nothing to add. Adelpiero at 8:42pm MST says: Would Crown have felt differently if h...
by Risa
Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:04 am
Forum: Soccer
Topic: American soccer fans are MORONS.
Replies: 15
Views: 2690

There is a 'World Cup" for club teams though. Link It is in Japan this year. I do think Beckham is a washed up has been anyways. I do not think he will be much help. He is just a scheme to sell more tickets. That's awesome :lol: too bad I didn't know about that; I still fucked up. It would hav...
by Risa
Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: pulling tubes on TV, these days
Replies: 51
Views: 2785

What kind of battle do you think you're winning here, Indentured Bystander? Nobody on this board is going to stop asking their wife or girlfriend for a blowjob because some unemployed racebaiting scumbag on a message board claims it's wrong. I'm not asking you to stop asking for blowjobs. I'm askin...
by Risa
Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever had a colonoscopy?
Replies: 132
Views: 11106

Luther wrote:Guess I eat some scrambled eggs with some nuclear crap mixed in and then they follow it on some monitor.
Damn. and you don't feel 'violated'? do they know why your colon stopped functioning, or are they just gonna medicate to get it to function?
by Risa
Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hormone treatments for pre-adolescent children
Replies: 6
Views: 711

What a load of bullshit. Anyone who buys into this transgender codswallop is a fucking mongoloid. Do you have a cock? If yes, you are male. Got a pussy? Guess what? That's right. Get your ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. This is not rocket science. Maybe. Maybe not. If you only fuck ...
by Risa
Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: pulling tubes on TV, these days
Replies: 51
Views: 2785

Risa, men know what is best for women. All we're trying to do is keep them healthy. http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm This story is a hoax btw This story isn't: http://www.ssonet.com.au/display.asp?ArticleID=6812 ORAL SEX CAN CAUSE THROAT CANCER A study published in New ...
by Risa
Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hormone treatments for pre-adolescent children
Replies: 6
Views: 711

Hormone treatments for pre-adolescent children

I've never had children, so I don't know how two people can 'tell' from an 11 month old adopted chinese baby that the baby is psychologically more male than female. Sounds fishy, but parents are parents. To you parents, adoptive and biological, do you know that early? http://www.sfweekly.com/2007-07...
by Risa
Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:01 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: American soccer fans are MORONS.
Replies: 15
Views: 2690

BSmack wrote:
Risa wrote:I think it's idiocy to think Beckham can turn a shit franchise into World Cup contenders.
But not quite as idiotic as someone who thinks that club teams play for the World Cup.
Touche.
by Risa
Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: six years ago today, Bush knew
Replies: 15
Views: 1491

They always knew. Clinton famously warned Bush and crew about bin Laden when Clinton was leaving office, but all Bush wanted to talk about was Iraq, Iraq, Iraq. I remember, when Bush took that weird August vacation, folks were talking about 'something is up'. And then Salman Rushdie gets thats weird...
by Risa
Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:56 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: American soccer fans are MORONS.
Replies: 15
Views: 2690

I took a sabbatical. Except you didn't read about that, or you forgot you did. I understand, old man. Alzheimer's and dementia is a bitch, I hear. Anyway, I think it's laudable that soccer is trying to find a foothold in America; I think it's sad that it has to get Beckham in his twilight years. I t...
by Risa
Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:34 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Oh, that wacky Pacman!
Replies: 4
Views: 631

Re: Oh, that wacky Pacman!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2962780 Good to know he'll stay active while he's away from the NFL. Maybe a folding chair to the noggin could knock some sense into him. "Monday, Jones was quoted is USA Today as saying that wrestling is "something to do, to keep me out of the ...
by Risa
Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:27 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Butler a Trojan
Replies: 62
Views: 2588

So the kid's a joker. So what. Y'all act like he went out and raped somebody, then pistol-whipped a cop for good measure after going on a five finger discount shopping spree. He's just trying to have a sense of humor, and a sense of suspense, instead of being dull. What would y'all have rather he di...
by Risa
Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: pulling tubes on TV, these days
Replies: 51
Views: 2785

Which part, JSC? - too many men are sexually selfish? - a lot of women are going down because they want men to like them, they want to please the men in their lives, not because they actually enjoy it? - men don't return the favor near enough? - men need to partake of themselves before asking a woma...
by Risa
Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever had a colonoscopy?
Replies: 132
Views: 11106

It's not there, and that was the only point to all this. I hate doing this, but I said I'd do it: how do you want your apology worded? You must have missed when he told womanimal in a PM after she posted a pic she was "cheapening herself by trying to compete with Monen." That is insulting...
by Risa
Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:48 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: American soccer fans are MORONS.
Replies: 15
Views: 2690

American soccer fans are MORONS.

courtesy of (yeah, I know) Dlisted: David Beckham Speaks! David Beckham has pissed off a lot of L.A. Galaxy fans that have paid and shown up to watch him play only to find out bitch is still on the bench. Fans have started bringing signs to games saying shit like "Welcome to America Becks Wher...
by Risa
Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ving rames will not QB the atlanta falcons
Replies: 14
Views: 1475

http://www.eurweb.com/story/eur35627.cfm ....The exact cause of death, however, may not have been due to the actual dog bites. Adams may have died of heart failure during the attack, coroner’s officials said Friday. "There's no doubt he was attacked by the dogs," said Los Angeles Police D...
by Risa
Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Christians Get Ready, Parthenogenesis Afoot!
Replies: 22
Views: 1292

Israel is fucking us over in the region. Israel First is the impetus behind several of this administrations scandals. Apocalyptic religious prophecies are a shit way to run a country or decide upon foreign (and domestic) policy. Yep, we need to start backing our muslim fucking scumbag (allies) in t...
by Risa
Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:42 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Barry Bonds...
Replies: 41
Views: 3816

My claim is simply that not ALL of the players in the Negro leagues were of major league talent. And word on the street is that not everyone who is in the Hall of Fame deserves to be in the Hall of Fame. Word on the street is that the Hall is top heavy with Yankees and Dodgers; with old men voting ...
by Risa
Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Raydah Lames on Primetime TV????
Replies: 5
Views: 460

Is 'Dick' wearing a rug? His 'soul patch' also looks glued on. He's so thin, I wonder which drug problem he has...since AIDS is ruled out.