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- Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Islamic State Of _______ U.S.A.
- Replies: 40
- Views: 1606
Re: The Islamic State Of _______ U.S.A.
Ummm.....how the hell would you know? Ever been here? And I don't need to 'crack a book' to understand what I've seen with my own eyes, ya dick.
- Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Indiana's Religious Freedom Restoration Act
- Replies: 108
- Views: 2264
Re: Indiana's Religious Freedom Restoration Act
Moving Sale, When Jeb Bush got rid of affirmative action for enrollment in state run schools back in 99, or 2000, and 5 thousand people (who left 4 tons of trash along the road. Nice huh?) marched to the capital building to hear Jesse Jackson and Dick fucking Gregory spout their vile, racist venom, ...
- Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:15 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Who Said Saban Wouldn't...
- Replies: 22
- Views: 466
Re: Who Said Saban Wouldn't...
I hear ya schmuck, errr, schmick.
But imagine what college football teams around the nation would be like without players from Florida.
But imagine what college football teams around the nation would be like without players from Florida.
- Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Socialism In My Neighbourhood
- Replies: 87
- Views: 1282
Re: Socialism In My Neighbourhood
I"ll take the 'class' that has the most guns and give the points.Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Socialist Action are a bunch of dirty Trotskyites, but we'll settle that matter after the coming class war.
- Mon Mar 30, 2015 8:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Islamic State Of _______ U.S.A.
- Replies: 40
- Views: 1606
Re: The Islamic State Of _______ U.S.A.
trev and LT2, You are cordially invited to stay the fuck out of my state, permanently. All the idiocy that occurs here is done by freaking snowbirds and morons like you two, who move here and fuck things up. Florida is closed. Just ignore us. We'll just have to suffer without shitheads from everywhe...
- Mon Mar 30, 2015 8:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: TrollTalk
- Replies: 170
- Views: 11610
Re: TrollTalk
Well, it's obvious that I would be in. Just let me know.
- Sun Mar 29, 2015 1:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Islamic State Of _______ U.S.A.
- Replies: 40
- Views: 1606
Re: The Islamic State Of _______ U.S.A.
South Carolina. Try driving on I-95 by the coast through there. They can have all those brown weeds and brackish tidal swamp shit. Then, when all the Muslims are there, ya carpet bomb the shit out of them.
Just IMHO.
Just IMHO.
- Thu Mar 26, 2015 7:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's Bin Laden's Birthday..Have You Been A Good Boy?..
- Replies: 185
- Views: 2563
Re: It's Bin Laden's Birthday..Have You Been A Good Boy?..
How about this?:
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
- Thu Mar 26, 2015 7:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's Bin Laden's Birthday..Have You Been A Good Boy?..
- Replies: 185
- Views: 2563
Re: It's Bin Laden's Birthday..Have You Been A Good Boy?..
Got any good jokes? A drunken farmer late at night marches up stairs to his wife, with a sheep under his arm. His wife wakes up, and he says"This is the pig I've been fucking." The wife says,"You idiot! That's a sheep, not a pig!" The farmer says,"Shut the fuck up bitch, I ...
- Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: bwaaaa...
- Replies: 9
- Views: 235
Re: bwaaaa...
Diego,
My advice to you is to drink heavily.
And smoke some weed. Chill, dude.
My advice to you is to drink heavily.
And smoke some weed. Chill, dude.
- Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:51 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weedski rules
- Replies: 2
- Views: 216
Re: Weedski rules
I feel ya bra.
- Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weedski rules
- Replies: 2
- Views: 216
Weedski rules
Don't bogart that joint.
Oh, umm......what were we talking about?
Oh, umm......what were we talking about?
- Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:52 am
- Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
- Topic: Guitarists - Question
- Replies: 13
- Views: 752
Re: Guitarists - Question
Vince Guaraldi wrote Linus and Lucy. And when I was 17, I sang with a girl(Who I was in DEEP love with, but didn't see me as more than a 'friend'...lots of frustrated nights over that chick) for her senior recital, and she knew this older guy that was a friend of a friend to play piano for her/us. F...
- Tue Mar 24, 2015 4:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Those who can, do...Those who can't, teach.
- Replies: 9
- Views: 226
Re: Those who can, do...Those who can't, teach.
Taught 3rd grade music for a while. And also taught some classes at the Corrections Academy in investigations and evidence rules and proper collection procedures. The 3rd graders were a hoot! Trying to teach impressionism in music, using Saint-Saens' Carnival of the Animals, I asked what animal each...
- Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
- Replies: 164
- Views: 5614
Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
Au contraire, mon frere. Ya need to read up a bit.
- Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Plumbing experts, weigh in
- Replies: 53
- Views: 3226
Re: Plumbing experts, weigh in
Y2K, The summer after high school, I worked at a golf course cutting and laying sod, picking weeds, etc. $3.75 an hour. That job sucked SOOOO bad! 5:30 am to 2:30 pm. Breaking up the concrete from old cart paths was a joy also. There should be a thread about worse jobs. Cleaning out a grease pit in ...
- Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
- Replies: 164
- Views: 5614
Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
Throwing a sabo into the gears here. (look it up) Read just the preface to C.S. Lewis' Mere Christianity. He explains, among MANY other great things, that evolution and The Bible can be pretty much in agreement. Too much to type here, so buy the book. Super intelligent guy, and he logically explains...
- Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: California - up a creek
- Replies: 117
- Views: 4850
Re: California - up a creek
Oh yeah, California???? Florida is filled with old people from all over the country that don't want them any more. And Gator and Hurricane fans. I put it to you, Greg Marmalarde, that while California may be stupid, where were they when Florida declared war on Germany after Pearl Harbor? And which s...
- Sun Mar 15, 2015 1:43 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's Bin Laden's Birthday..Have You Been A Good Boy?..
- Replies: 185
- Views: 2563
Re: It's Bin Laden's Birthday..Have You Been A Good Boy?..
I don't give a shit if he was wanted by the FBI or not. Fuck Bin Laden and everybody that looks like him. I hope they pushed him off the boat wrapped in a pig carcass.
- Sat Feb 28, 2015 6:56 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Radio -
- Replies: 2270
- Views: 805581
Re: Radio -
Damn it! Missed it. Oh, well. Hope to listen in soon.
- Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RACK the TuneTownians!
- Replies: 45
- Views: 2164
Re: RACK the TuneTownians!
Smackie,
$ came in and is on the way.
Thanks for all you do. I'll get my act together soon and try a show again.
Scott
$ came in and is on the way.
Thanks for all you do. I'll get my act together soon and try a show again.
Scott
Liverpool
What in THE hell happened to these guys? Getting stomped by Basitkas? Seriously?
- Fri Feb 27, 2015 8:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RIP Spock HE'S DEAD JIM! FUCKING MIKEY!!!!
- Replies: 38
- Views: 2556
Re: RIP Spock
He did indeed live long and prospered.
- Fri Feb 27, 2015 3:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm thinking of starting a flame war
- Replies: 43
- Views: 2696
Re: I'm thinking of starting a flame war
Poptart is a doo-doo head.
There! I started it.
Just run with it,pop
There! I started it.
Just run with it,pop
- Fri Feb 27, 2015 1:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Patricia Arquette. [!]
- Replies: 13
- Views: 616
Re: Patricia Arquette. [!]
Uh-huh
- Fri Feb 27, 2015 12:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: News IQ test
- Replies: 35
- Views: 2728
Re: News IQ test
Yeah, my bad. it was unemployment.
And TVO is the smalles...errr...smartest one here apparently.
And TVO is the smalles...errr...smartest one here apparently.
- Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Patricia Arquette. [!]
- Replies: 13
- Views: 616
Re: Patricia Arquette.
She's nothing real special. Time to put the ! up.
- Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: News IQ test
- Replies: 35
- Views: 2728
Re: News IQ test
You answered 11 of 12 questions correctly. See below to review your responses and compare results with a nationally representative sample of 1,002 adults who took part in our survey. For more findings from the survey, read "From ISIS to Unemployment: What Do Americans Know?" I missed the &...
- Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Patricia Arquette. [!]
- Replies: 13
- Views: 616
Re: Patricia Arquette.
Screw, if you saw Ed Wood(great film, with Depp and Martin Landau won the oscar for best supp. actor. She played his girlfreind and then wife. Brother is David, for Scream films and older sister is Roseanna, the TOTO song Rosanna is about her. Rose was also the chick with all the shit in her face in...
- Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm thinking of starting a flame war
- Replies: 43
- Views: 2696
- Sat Feb 21, 2015 4:55 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm thinking of starting a flame war
- Replies: 43
- Views: 2696
Re: I'm thinking of starting a flame war
The imagery of Jim Rome birthing anything is disturbing enough.
- Fri Feb 20, 2015 1:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Saudi cleric claims the Earth is stationary
- Replies: 25
- Views: 495
Re: Saudi cleric claims the Earth is stationary
Two cars each travelling at 55 mph in opposite directions would have a 110 mph collision. Uhm, no. Nice job trying to explain the Theory of Relativity while misrepresenting it. Closing velocity is covered in that fine book. Without doing the math, two cars, each traveling at 55mph, would have a clo...
- Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pets
- Replies: 104
- Views: 5243
Re: Pets
JSC:
My cat can beat up your cats. Linus is his name.
25 lbs of killer pussy. :P Brought a dad gum cardinal into the house last night just to prove he could, I guess.
My cat can beat up your cats. Linus is his name.
25 lbs of killer pussy. :P Brought a dad gum cardinal into the house last night just to prove he could, I guess.
- Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: We are Fucking Doomed
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1701
Re: We are Fucking Doomed
Drought in American Southwest solved:
No more water for golf courses.
You are welcome.
No more water for golf courses.
You are welcome.
- Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:42 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: JoePa restored as winningest coach....
- Replies: 54
- Views: 7761
Re: JoePa restored as winningest coach....
Ya know..... I hate hate HATE pedophiles( had a hand in putting 6 or so away for life) and Joe was an old shit head, but taking away wins in a record book.......who cares. The crime and cover up has been dealt with. The players over those years(which is who I consider above all) didn't have damn thi...
- Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (G) Muslims Slaughter Cartoonists/Cops in Paris (G)
- Replies: 87
- Views: 5029
Re: (G) Muslims Slaughter Cartoonists/Cops in Paris (G)
First of all, "Semitic" is a strictly linguistic distinction, not an ethnic one. WRONG!!!!!!!!! EEEEEHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's the wrong answer buzzer sound It's a race of people. But a man of your education knew that, right? I use the word man loosely here. The point is that the insane po...
- Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Scenes from movies that you never really get tired of seeing
- Replies: 55
- Views: 3623
Re: Scenes from movies that you never really get tired of se
Schmick,
Try not to confuse Mgo with facts and truth and stuff. Gives him a headache. If he had a brain in his head to ache.
:P
Try not to confuse Mgo with facts and truth and stuff. Gives him a headache. If he had a brain in his head to ache.
:P
- Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:05 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: How is your team's recruiting class looking?
- Replies: 96
- Views: 8649
Re: How is your team's recruiting class looking?
See Carson,...just a conversation about the topic and board reason in general. Pretty simple formula.
- Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:59 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (G) Muslims Slaughter Cartoonists/Cops in Paris (G)
- Replies: 87
- Views: 5029
Re: (G) Muslims Slaughter Cartoonists/Cops in Paris (G)
Well, in this thread, you only asked one non-rhetorical question. The same rash intolerance which flames in both Islam and Christianity has its precise source in Judaism. How come no one is questioning its basic murderous essence? To answer: Islam did not exist until the 6th century. Up until then, ...
- Fri Jan 16, 2015 5:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (G) Muslims Slaughter Cartoonists/Cops in Paris (G)
- Replies: 87
- Views: 5029
Re: (G) Muslims Slaughter Cartoonists/Cops in Paris (G)
That's point, oh bag of douche. It's NOT true. Nice troll job btw.