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by Roger_the_Shrubber
Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Islamic State Of _______ U.S.A.
Replies: 40
Views: 1606

Re: The Islamic State Of _______ U.S.A.

Ummm.....how the hell would you know? Ever been here? And I don't need to 'crack a book' to understand what I've seen with my own eyes, ya dick. :doh:
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Indiana's Religious Freedom Restoration Act
Replies: 108
Views: 2264

Re: Indiana's Religious Freedom Restoration Act

Moving Sale, When Jeb Bush got rid of affirmative action for enrollment in state run schools back in 99, or 2000, and 5 thousand people (who left 4 tons of trash along the road. Nice huh?) marched to the capital building to hear Jesse Jackson and Dick fucking Gregory spout their vile, racist venom, ...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:15 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Who Said Saban Wouldn't...
Replies: 22
Views: 466

Re: Who Said Saban Wouldn't...

I hear ya schmuck, errr, schmick.

But imagine what college football teams around the nation would be like without players from Florida.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Socialism In My Neighbourhood
Replies: 87
Views: 1282

Re: Socialism In My Neighbourhood

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Image


Socialist Action are a bunch of dirty Trotskyites, but we'll settle that matter after the coming class war.
I"ll take the 'class' that has the most guns and give the points.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Mon Mar 30, 2015 8:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Islamic State Of _______ U.S.A.
Replies: 40
Views: 1606

Re: The Islamic State Of _______ U.S.A.

trev and LT2, You are cordially invited to stay the fuck out of my state, permanently. All the idiocy that occurs here is done by freaking snowbirds and morons like you two, who move here and fuck things up. Florida is closed. Just ignore us. We'll just have to suffer without shitheads from everywhe...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Mon Mar 30, 2015 8:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TrollTalk
Replies: 170
Views: 11610

Re: TrollTalk

Well, it's obvious that I would be in. Just let me know.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Sun Mar 29, 2015 1:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Islamic State Of _______ U.S.A.
Replies: 40
Views: 1606

Re: The Islamic State Of _______ U.S.A.

South Carolina. Try driving on I-95 by the coast through there. They can have all those brown weeds and brackish tidal swamp shit. Then, when all the Muslims are there, ya carpet bomb the shit out of them.

Just IMHO.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Thu Mar 26, 2015 7:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Bin Laden's Birthday..Have You Been A Good Boy?..
Replies: 185
Views: 2563

Re: It's Bin Laden's Birthday..Have You Been A Good Boy?..

How about this?:

How do you keep a moron in suspense?
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Thu Mar 26, 2015 7:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Bin Laden's Birthday..Have You Been A Good Boy?..
Replies: 185
Views: 2563

Re: It's Bin Laden's Birthday..Have You Been A Good Boy?..

Got any good jokes? A drunken farmer late at night marches up stairs to his wife, with a sheep under his arm. His wife wakes up, and he says"This is the pig I've been fucking." The wife says,"You idiot! That's a sheep, not a pig!" The farmer says,"Shut the fuck up bitch, I ...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: bwaaaa...
Replies: 9
Views: 235

Re: bwaaaa...

Diego,

My advice to you is to drink heavily.

And smoke some weed. Chill, dude.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weedski rules
Replies: 2
Views: 216

Re: Weedski rules

I feel ya bra.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weedski rules
Replies: 2
Views: 216

Weedski rules

Don't bogart that joint.

Oh, umm......what were we talking about?
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:52 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Guitarists - Question
Replies: 13
Views: 752

Re: Guitarists - Question

Vince Guaraldi wrote Linus and Lucy. And when I was 17, I sang with a girl(Who I was in DEEP love with, but didn't see me as more than a 'friend'...lots of frustrated nights over that chick) for her senior recital, and she knew this older guy that was a friend of a friend to play piano for her/us. F...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Tue Mar 24, 2015 4:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Those who can, do...Those who can't, teach.
Replies: 9
Views: 226

Re: Those who can, do...Those who can't, teach.

Taught 3rd grade music for a while. And also taught some classes at the Corrections Academy in investigations and evidence rules and proper collection procedures. The 3rd graders were a hoot! Trying to teach impressionism in music, using Saint-Saens' Carnival of the Animals, I asked what animal each...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
Replies: 164
Views: 5614

Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible

Au contraire, mon frere. Ya need to read up a bit.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Plumbing experts, weigh in
Replies: 53
Views: 3226

Re: Plumbing experts, weigh in

Y2K, The summer after high school, I worked at a golf course cutting and laying sod, picking weeds, etc. $3.75 an hour. That job sucked SOOOO bad! 5:30 am to 2:30 pm. Breaking up the concrete from old cart paths was a joy also. There should be a thread about worse jobs. Cleaning out a grease pit in ...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
Replies: 164
Views: 5614

Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible

Throwing a sabo into the gears here. (look it up) Read just the preface to C.S. Lewis' Mere Christianity. He explains, among MANY other great things, that evolution and The Bible can be pretty much in agreement. Too much to type here, so buy the book. Super intelligent guy, and he logically explains...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: California - up a creek
Replies: 117
Views: 4850

Re: California - up a creek

Oh yeah, California???? Florida is filled with old people from all over the country that don't want them any more. And Gator and Hurricane fans. I put it to you, Greg Marmalarde, that while California may be stupid, where were they when Florida declared war on Germany after Pearl Harbor? And which s...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Sun Mar 15, 2015 1:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Bin Laden's Birthday..Have You Been A Good Boy?..
Replies: 185
Views: 2563

Re: It's Bin Laden's Birthday..Have You Been A Good Boy?..

I don't give a shit if he was wanted by the FBI or not. Fuck Bin Laden and everybody that looks like him. I hope they pushed him off the boat wrapped in a pig carcass.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Sat Feb 28, 2015 6:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Radio -
Replies: 2270
Views: 805581

Re: Radio -

Damn it! Missed it. Oh, well. Hope to listen in soon.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RACK the TuneTownians!
Replies: 45
Views: 2164

Re: RACK the TuneTownians!

Smackie,

$ came in and is on the way.

Thanks for all you do. I'll get my act together soon and try a show again.

Scott
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:50 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: Liverpool
Replies: 0
Views: 2509

Liverpool

What in THE hell happened to these guys? Getting stomped by Basitkas? Seriously?
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Feb 27, 2015 8:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Spock HE'S DEAD JIM! FUCKING MIKEY!!!!
Replies: 38
Views: 2556

Re: RIP Spock

He did indeed live long and prospered.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Feb 27, 2015 3:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm thinking of starting a flame war
Replies: 43
Views: 2696

Re: I'm thinking of starting a flame war

Poptart is a doo-doo head.

There! I started it.

Just run with it,pop
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Feb 27, 2015 1:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Patricia Arquette. [!]
Replies: 13
Views: 616

Re: Patricia Arquette. [!]

Uh-huh
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Feb 27, 2015 12:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: News IQ test
Replies: 35
Views: 2728

Re: News IQ test

Yeah, my bad. it was unemployment.

And TVO is the smalles...errr...smartest one here apparently.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Patricia Arquette. [!]
Replies: 13
Views: 616

Re: Patricia Arquette.

Image

She's nothing real special. Time to put the ! up.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: News IQ test
Replies: 35
Views: 2728

Re: News IQ test

You answered 11 of 12 questions correctly. See below to review your responses and compare results with a nationally representative sample of 1,002 adults who took part in our survey. For more findings from the survey, read "From ISIS to Unemployment: What Do Americans Know?" I missed the &...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Patricia Arquette. [!]
Replies: 13
Views: 616

Re: Patricia Arquette.

Screw, if you saw Ed Wood(great film, with Depp and Martin Landau won the oscar for best supp. actor. She played his girlfreind and then wife. Brother is David, for Scream films and older sister is Roseanna, the TOTO song Rosanna is about her. Rose was also the chick with all the shit in her face in...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Sat Feb 21, 2015 4:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm thinking of starting a flame war
Replies: 43
Views: 2696

Re: I'm thinking of starting a flame war

The imagery of Jim Rome birthing anything is disturbing enough.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Feb 20, 2015 1:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Saudi cleric claims the Earth is stationary
Replies: 25
Views: 495

Re: Saudi cleric claims the Earth is stationary

Two cars each travelling at 55 mph in opposite directions would have a 110 mph collision. Uhm, no. Nice job trying to explain the Theory of Relativity while misrepresenting it. Closing velocity is covered in that fine book. Without doing the math, two cars, each traveling at 55mph, would have a clo...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pets
Replies: 104
Views: 5243

Re: Pets

JSC:

My cat can beat up your cats. Linus is his name.


Image

25 lbs of killer pussy. :P Brought a dad gum cardinal into the house last night just to prove he could, I guess.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We are Fucking Doomed
Replies: 10
Views: 1701

Re: We are Fucking Doomed

Drought in American Southwest solved:

No more water for golf courses.

You are welcome.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:42 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: JoePa restored as winningest coach....
Replies: 54
Views: 7761

Re: JoePa restored as winningest coach....

Ya know..... I hate hate HATE pedophiles( had a hand in putting 6 or so away for life) and Joe was an old shit head, but taking away wins in a record book.......who cares. The crime and cover up has been dealt with. The players over those years(which is who I consider above all) didn't have damn thi...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) Muslims Slaughter Cartoonists/Cops in Paris (G)
Replies: 87
Views: 5029

Re: (G) Muslims Slaughter Cartoonists/Cops in Paris (G)

First of all, "Semitic" is a strictly linguistic distinction, not an ethnic one. WRONG!!!!!!!!! EEEEEHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's the wrong answer buzzer sound It's a race of people. But a man of your education knew that, right? I use the word man loosely here. The point is that the insane po...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Scenes from movies that you never really get tired of seeing
Replies: 55
Views: 3623

Re: Scenes from movies that you never really get tired of se

Schmick,

Try not to confuse Mgo with facts and truth and stuff. Gives him a headache. If he had a brain in his head to ache.

:P
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:05 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: How is your team's recruiting class looking?
Replies: 96
Views: 8649

Re: How is your team's recruiting class looking?

See Carson,...just a conversation about the topic and board reason in general. Pretty simple formula.
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) Muslims Slaughter Cartoonists/Cops in Paris (G)
Replies: 87
Views: 5029

Re: (G) Muslims Slaughter Cartoonists/Cops in Paris (G)

Well, in this thread, you only asked one non-rhetorical question. The same rash intolerance which flames in both Islam and Christianity has its precise source in Judaism. How come no one is questioning its basic murderous essence? To answer: Islam did not exist until the 6th century. Up until then, ...
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Fri Jan 16, 2015 5:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) Muslims Slaughter Cartoonists/Cops in Paris (G)
Replies: 87
Views: 5029

Re: (G) Muslims Slaughter Cartoonists/Cops in Paris (G)

That's point, oh bag of douche. It's NOT true. Nice troll job btw.