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What’s the payout on a $2 exacta?

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Dr_Phibes wrote: ↑Thu Jun 12, 2025 4:05 pmMinnesota crash into a pillow factory

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This seemed a whole lot cooler last Saturday night. Well, yeah. EVERYTHING is cooler in the 'Town. 9:07 Saturday draws ever so near. I'll make sure the octagon is set up in chat for...whatever the hell it is that's s'posed to be happening. All I know is that it sounds like I'll need plenty of... ht...

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Roux wrote: ↑Wed Jun 11, 2025 5:20 pmIn my Tomb

Rackable

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Guess daddy took the T-bird away.

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...if I were still alive?

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...it's too late. I'm dead.

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Celebrating Biggie's belated birthday, Mike in Anaheim's upcoming birthday, and Rootbeer's & Mrs. Rootbeer's wedding anniversary in TuneTown tunight were, of course, Rootbeer, Mrs.Rootbeer, Mike in Anaheim, SGV, mamamustanger, Durango David, DangerMouse, Screw_Michigan, Wolfman, Mikey, Mrs. Mike...

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smackaholic wrote: ↑Sun Jun 08, 2025 2:28 amTrump posing with Epstein at a party does not equal him banging 16 year olds at Pervert Island.

To my knowledge, nobody has credibly said he did. The only contention made by Screwy was that they had a connection, whatever that may entail. And they did. Conclude whatever you'd like from that.

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Everyone already knows Dump is connected to Epstein. There were plenty of photos out there. Really? Everyone knows? Plenty of photos? Where? ... Well damn, egg all over my face. These photos absolutely prove Trump was banging chicks on Epstein’s island, or anywhere else for that matter. :meds: All ...

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Rodriguez
Journalism
Sovereignty

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No screwy. Miller would be the one giving your wife (if you ever find one mentally slow enough to be caught) a free vagina stretching. That means YOU are the cuck- ee . I know you are any tard who this they are all our base the same are belong to us is an iodiot but what am I? btw this is bbqjones

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Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Jun 02, 2025 6:50 pm Don’t put all your eggs in one casket.

Worthy of a Pulletzer Prize.

Btw, this is HighHard1

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Biggie wrote: ↑Mon Jun 02, 2025 6:25 pm A bird in the hand is worth six million in the euthanization chamber.
Don't count your chickens before they are vaccinated.
Birds of a feather suffocate together.
Early worms get the bird.
As the crow dies.
Kill six million birds with one stone.

Six million flu under the cuckoo's nest?

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Biggie wrote: ↑Mon Jun 02, 2025 5:06 pm HOW'S THE PRICE OF EGGS THESE DAYS?

Not awful yet but soon will be here. The state’s largest provider just had to destroy 95% of its flock (6 million birds) due to avian flu.

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It's really not for me to determine the quality of the shows I host here in the 'Town cuz I'm, you know, kinda biased & stuff, but I think if you were to poll those who listened, you'd prolly find that they found tunight's show rather tasty. The ones you should ask would include mamamustanger, E...

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I got nuthin'. Neither did Carson in Seattle.

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RACK Biggie! Turning a 7th place finish into $$.

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Cold Lips > Blue Lips > Dead Lips

LorDEADa Swit

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Looking forward to your “Over & Out Tour - 2026” thread. Don’t let me down.

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I briefly considered adding something more to this thread but then decided against it, fearing any further contribution would simply fall short.

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I'll hope for the best and wait for the local arbiter to pass judgment. Smart move. Always best to consult an expert on critical matters such as this. Usually, the rookie mistake that is often made is overthinking it and/or trying too hard to achieve the funnay. Roux's Rick Derringer thread and thi...

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Truman 2.0 wrote: ↑Wed May 28, 2025 10:59 pm Smackie Chan
Arbiter of Death Thread Titles

Yeah, easier and more fun to criticize others than to put forth any effort to create.

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What's the relationship between Derringer and the Winters? Pretty extensive professional collaboration. Derringer was a member of "Johnny Winter And" (the "And" referring to members of The McCoys, one of Derringer's earlier bands known for "Hang On Sloopy"), and also p...

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I think he wrote it, played it on Edgar’s live album, produced it on Johnny’s album and later played it on his own album. All true. The studio version is on his self-titled album, but he plays it too slowly, imo. He does it closer to Johnny's version on his live album: https://www.youtube.com/watch...

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Mikey wrote: ↑Wed May 28, 2025 12:58 pm It’s not so hard to tell that he’s not Still Alive and Well.

I was gonna post something about that song, too, but it’s more associated with its more well-known performer than its composer. Pulling from one of his deeper tracks, an appropriate thread title would be “I Played Guitar.”

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Roux wrote:Rock n roll, embalmie koo

You're trying too hard, although this isn't an easy one. I might've gone with "Drop in Hole, Hoochie Koo," but that's admittedly not much better.

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Mikey wrote: ↑Tue May 27, 2025 6:02 pm ^^^^
Didn't get it.

Yeah, kinda sad. Instead of making a course correction, he kept heading up Diego Drive. He should be in Seattle before long.

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Carson wrote:He was The Lion of Lenox Avenue, now he just lies there

Ooooh, so close to being clever, but you instead took the detour onto Diego Drive. The correct phrasing is "...now he's just a-lyin'."

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In for last night’s epoch (and drunken) episode of the 'Town were Eric & Sharon, DangerMouse, mamamustanger, Mikey, Mrs.Mikey, Leon the Cat, Screw_Michigan, Roux, Moonrock, Moonbeam, Stacks, MotoMike & Blonde Bull, Charles & Rachel, Rootbeer, Mrs. Rootbeer, Wolfman, Donnie Baker's Ghost,...

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Wolfman wrote: ↑Sat May 24, 2025 12:06 pmtunes tonight

88BuckeyeGrad wrote:Tune Town later?

Damn straight.

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Mon May 19, 2025 8:34 pm Hiring help to move was insane considering what was in a box.

A man in Texas is behind bars after he allegedly stabbed a contractor to death who was hired to do renovations on a home...in the 4000 block of Tim Allen Court

Home improvement on Tim Allen Court. Sounds about right.

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bungle clone wrote: ↑Sun May 18, 2025 9:22 pmAnd that of course pegs me as, in the words of Goober Mctuber, a "stupid to the bone retard".

Sig confirmation?

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Goal Oriented
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Clever Again

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Cruisin' through the 'Town tunight were new listeners Kevin & Debbie in Huntington Beach, new listener Chuck in Chicago, and the usualm regulars like mamamustanger, Wolfman, Mikey, Mrs. Mikey, Leon the Cat, StrawMan, Roach, Mike in Anaheim, SGV, J-Crown, Rootbeer, Mrs. Rootbeer, Lolita & Kim...

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Bill in Houston wrote: ↑Tue May 06, 2025 3:48 pm Scritti is gone too. Sorry you had to find out this way.

Shrubber’s still dead, right?

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Celebrated Derby Day & Cinco de Mayo en Pueblo Melódico tunight with StrawMan, mamamustanger, Roux, Ed & Wendy, Moonbeam, Moonrock, SGV, Mike in Anaheim, Eric & Sharon, Screw_Michigan, SFP, Carson, Jim the Poolman, Rootbeer, Mrs. Rootbeer & the rest of the 'beer fam, Kluba, Donnie Ba...

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bungle clone wrote: ↑Sun May 04, 2025 1:14 am

Rack Roux

You just missed Roux in chat but if you swing into the 'Town I have some tunage you might like.

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 2:57 pm
d-townmike wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 2:20 pm I'm a proud member of the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod.
I said DIE HERETIC! And then I pushed him!

See my 4/19 post, #49.

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Mikey wrote: ↑Fri May 02, 2025 11:27 pm2 dolls...deflation

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