I don't speak gibberish.Screw_Michigan wrote:Yet ANOTHER IKYABWAI out of Tard Taylor
How are you even able to wipe your own ass?
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- Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Laura Ingraham
- Replies: 29
- Views: 2078
Re: Laura Ingraham
- Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Laura Ingraham
- Replies: 29
- Views: 2078
Re: Laura Ingraham
Laura Ingraham? A more fuckable Ann Coulter. Low bar "I do like her adam's apple" -- Spray Yeah for you, you are into Matt Lauer and I have no doubt you probably have a blown up shot of him in your bedroom, livingroom, kitchen, even in the basement with all the homo porn mags you jack to....
- Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Emma Cuntzales
- Replies: 21
- Views: 413
Re: Emma Cuntzales
Rack Emma Gonzales for making all you old limp dick losers like Rooster and Duhrron melt. Yeah - and rack you for wanting to suck her dick, too. Right? :meds: Are you dreaming that she has a dick? No wonder you're so fucked up. I don't know, you like dick, we know, so are you jealous he is getting ...
- Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: We're Getting Played pt. 434...
- Replies: 16
- Views: 720
Re: We're Getting Played pt. 434...
https://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FCFG5I.png&size=400x1000 Where did you find this photo of Rooster? So you know Rooster because he used this to shove it your pooper shooter and loved it. It is call stalking brah and you are jealous someone has the pic of h...
- Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Shelter pets
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1150
Re: Shelter pets
Damn Goobs, are you that salty?
Is that is why hung up on this?
Come on Brah this is Bush League, even for you. You fight some worthy causes, but this would not be one of them.
Is that is why hung up on this?
Come on Brah this is Bush League, even for you. You fight some worthy causes, but this would not be one of them.
- Wed Mar 28, 2018 3:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Shelter pets
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1150
Re: Shelter pets
Where exactly is it that you think you're posting, Nancy? Because that is something Trump would post and brag about. I don't see you like that as a human being. And since Trump owns the lower end of the totem pole in regards to being human I don't think you would want to be in his type of people gr...
- Wed Mar 28, 2018 3:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Shelter pets
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1150
Re: Shelter pets
Goobs, that was low man. Really low.
- Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I hope more people get onboard with this...
- Replies: 34
- Views: 902
Re: I hope more people get onboard with this...
Believe it or not, I actually see a point of agreement with the totally disgusting fraud who claims to be a pilot. That is, if during an off-year election when the GOP already has the House, Senate and White house, and a whole lot of those MAGA voters might otherwise stay home, well what could poss...
- Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Shelter pets
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1150
Re: Shelter pets
We have, like Seater kept quite a few through fostering and adopting 3 of them through the last 20 years. We kept two spaniels and a lab mix, they left this earth at 16, 15 and 13. Only one I had to put down (develop incurable cancer that causes spontaneous bleeding), the other two died at home on a...
- Mon Mar 26, 2018 2:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Moving Fail
- Replies: 14
- Views: 816
Re: Moving Fail
I never start a topic but can someone clue me in on what happen to the original Oompa Loompa? I've also notice that Screw is missing as well. Did some Tonay Harding both of them? The absence of a lot of posters, heartfelt respect to those who are in a better place notwithstanding, leads me to belie...
- Fri Mar 23, 2018 10:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Moving Fail
- Replies: 14
- Views: 816
Re: Moving Fail
I guess neither one like the awards they won and the burden of carrying it all year.
I think we bully them too much to be honest.
Has anyone check their safe place?
I think we bully them too much to be honest.
Has anyone check their safe place?
- Fri Mar 23, 2018 3:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Moving Fail
- Replies: 14
- Views: 816
Re: Moving Fail
I don't know why Moving Sale decided to leave. He is missed, as is mvscal and Screwy. Stanley PiKKKle hijacked the Moving Sale nick and used it to post the standard Stanley PiKKKle stuff. Out of respect for the real Moving Sale's body of work over the past ten years, I deleted all of Stanley's unau...
- Fri Mar 23, 2018 2:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Moving Fail
- Replies: 14
- Views: 816
Moving Fail
I never start a topic but can someone clue me in on what happen to the original Oompa Loompa? I've also notice that Screw is missing as well. Did some Tonay Harding both of them? The absence of a lot of posters, heartfelt respect to those who are in a better place notwithstanding, leads me to believ...
- Fri Mar 23, 2018 2:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Autopsy Of KC Scott
- Replies: 13
- Views: 362
- Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Lady Hawksley
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1202
Re: Lady Hawksley
What is this .net you guys keep speaking about?
I love to read MVScal posts.
His putdowns, dismissals and assualts on snowflake Liberals is highly entertaining.
I love to read MVScal posts.
His putdowns, dismissals and assualts on snowflake Liberals is highly entertaining.
- Mon Mar 19, 2018 2:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 44, er, 45 Posters in 2018
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2546
Re: 44 Posters in 2018
I might be a tad late with this understanding.... ....Moving Sale must have been taken over by a bodysnatcher because that Oompa Loompa posting style has changed for the better that counters his normal Board Bitch posting drivel he is proud of? Even if a bodysnatcher took over his body wouldn't some...
- Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Stephen Hawking - DEAD!
- Replies: 37
- Views: 2532
Re: Stephen Hawking - DEAD!
That was the irony of the pic, Rooster.
He was wheel chair bound and stairway is not an escalator so how was he going to make it to heaven in a wheel chair when he doesn't believe in it?
Just how I see it, I could be wrong.
He was wheel chair bound and stairway is not an escalator so how was he going to make it to heaven in a wheel chair when he doesn't believe in it?
Just how I see it, I could be wrong.
- Thu Mar 15, 2018 2:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Stephen Hawking - DEAD!
- Replies: 37
- Views: 2532
Re: Stephen Hawking - DEAD!
Pedo in Seattle made me spill my coffee.
I have to rack that pic. Nice job, Brah!
I have to rack that pic. Nice job, Brah!
- Thu Mar 01, 2018 3:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 88 better watch your ass if Moving Bitch gets pissed at you
- Replies: 2
- Views: 128
Re: 88 better watch your ass if Moving Bitch gets pissed at
I thought you have to watch your ass regardless around Moving Fail.
Dwarfs are really short, about ass high and he will be at eye level looking directly at your ass crack. You never know if the smell of your ass crack is an aphrodisiac for him. Then it truly gets interesting.
Dwarfs are really short, about ass high and he will be at eye level looking directly at your ass crack. You never know if the smell of your ass crack is an aphrodisiac for him. Then it truly gets interesting.
- Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Meet The New Hottie Of The West Wing
- Replies: 11
- Views: 801
Re: Meet The New Hottie Of The West Wing
He is off his meds or they need to give him a stronger dose, LS.Left Seater wrote:The anger, the hatred, too funny.
- Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump: Take the guns first, due process second
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1586
Re: Trump: Take the guns first, due process second
Is it me or is Screwy actually IRL unhinged?
I never saw another poster on any board that bitches, whines, complains more than his ass. Maybe he is transsexual and the female hormones are showing dominance.
I never saw another poster on any board that bitches, whines, complains more than his ass. Maybe he is transsexual and the female hormones are showing dominance.
- Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dumbest poster on T1B.
- Replies: 35
- Views: 5213
Re: Dumbest poster on T1B.
Moving Sale wrote:Why do you obsess on my body? That is fucking creepy.
I am curious, Moving Fail.
Do you spray paint your face purple like Trumpster himself orange so you can blend in with your extended family - the Oompa Loompa's?
Inquiring minds want to know?
- Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Is an "assault rifle" necessary for mass shootings?
- Replies: 85
- Views: 2298
Re: Is an
It's all over the net, you do a search for once tard. You said it. I was just wondering if you were talking shit or not. Sounds like you are. Mr. Obama has a long history of disdain toward gun ownership. According to Prof. John Lott, in Debacle, a book he co-authored with iconic conservative strate...
- Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dumbest poster on T1B.
- Replies: 35
- Views: 5213
Re: Dumbest poster on T1B.
You do know this is bullying, 'Spray.
I know it is sad that Moving Fail lives life being frompy, dumb and short, but come on man, cut the Oompa Loompa some slack. They are a dying breed.
I know it is sad that Moving Fail lives life being frompy, dumb and short, but come on man, cut the Oompa Loompa some slack. They are a dying breed.
- Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Shoot 'em up in Florida school
- Replies: 195
- Views: 7305
Re: Shoot 'em up in Florida school
This is a serious question. Is Moving Fail really a lawyer? He comes off like a person of his miniature stature of being loud of his so called knowledge of the Law but falls flat in said knowledge department of Law. Non-lawyers on this board is eating him for lunch on a daily basis. I think 88 is a ...
- Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: OFFICIAL 2017 Board Bitch Thread
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2788
Re: OFFICIAL 2017 Board Bitch Thread
Hey Moving Fail, which one is you? Nice moves brah.
- Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: OFFICIAL 2017 Board Bitch Thread
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2788
Re: OFFICIAL 2017 Board Bitch Thread
This is what I see when I read Goober and Papa Willie tit for tat.
Naturally Papa Willie is Foghorn Leghorn considering his size and Goober with his propensity of not backing down from a fight.
Naturally Papa Willie is Foghorn Leghorn considering his size and Goober with his propensity of not backing down from a fight.
- Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Guess what, suckers?
- Replies: 32
- Views: 436
- Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Last Jedi (possible spoiler)
- Replies: 30
- Views: 1820
Re: The Last Jedi (possible spoiler)
So, speaking of nerd news... The fourth Star Trek movie had been more or less, assigned a rather curious director. Quentin Tarantino. Plus, it will be R-rated. That should be interesting. :shock: Star Trek Discovery is on streaming for a reason. It is PG-13 borderline rated R. A few f-bombs were lo...
- Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: INCOMING!!!
- Replies: 44
- Views: 898
Re: INCOMING!!!
The Pedobear's fault in this is being an erratic war mongering fuckstain. Probably would have gone down different with a stable human, with normal sized hands on the red button. Please, don't ever mention the size of anyone body parts because you have no room to gloat, dwarf. We know at least one p...
- Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Illinois
- Replies: 59
- Views: 3246
Re: Illinois
When Al Capone, aka Madigan, takes a dirt nap, then the state can try something different. His hold on the state is so rigid, nothing gets passed without his approval with his Union thugs and his daughter (she has a bit of power too) making sure they get their way. They ain't giving up their pension...
- Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dumbest poster on T1B.
- Replies: 35
- Views: 5213
Re: Dumbest poster on T1B.
Another for Moving Fail.
He is almost doubling the lead as a write-in.
If that doesn't tell you how pathetic he is as he was the one who created this poll without the most obvious candidate missing, himself.
He is almost doubling the lead as a write-in.
If that doesn't tell you how pathetic he is as he was the one who created this poll without the most obvious candidate missing, himself.
- Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Barry had a pen and a phone
- Replies: 36
- Views: 1266
Re: Barry had a pen and a phone
Papa Willie, $17.99 for a new keyboard, Brah. I saved the second one, barely. Do you mind if I steal your gif material for another board to deal with some tards. They are not on on Dumbass or Dumbfucks level (that is Screwy Whinning Ass and Squawking Moving Fail) but like Screwey the Eunuch, they on...
- Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RACK Trump
- Replies: 47
- Views: 3129
Re: RACK Trump
How big is your red button? Hey Mikey, why don't you take Screwey the Eunuch severed cock and use it as a baby pacifier to calm the midget down. Then after he is tamed, you can burp him until he burps up the last of the Screwy the Eunuch's red tinted wart infested semen and then we all can say &quo...
- Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RACK Trump
- Replies: 47
- Views: 3129
Re: RACK Trump
I just don't post. If we were all that lucky. It can happen, seriously. Providing that: 1. you quit sucking as a poster, or sucking dick period or you actually grow about a foot or two taller, so I don't have to slap you with my cock anymore (no you ain't sucking it because you might go Lorena Bobb...
- Wed Jan 03, 2018 6:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RACK Trump
- Replies: 47
- Views: 3129
Re: RACK Trump
Nah, every board need their clowns, which includes midgets (Fail) and eunuchs (Screwy). Both excellent servers of tired old and somewhat redundant smack (black cock this, suck cock that) that is relatively funny when they are being piled on or bent over. And, the fellatio type relationships with th...
- Wed Jan 03, 2018 6:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RACK Trump
- Replies: 47
- Views: 3129
Re: RACK Trump
Fast out of the chute and attempting to knock Moving Parrot right on his midget ass on January 2nd already. Competition is ruthless when you are runner up all the time. Best thing for him is if Moving Parrot went to the basement for a while. I wish they could both go to the basement. Their tard thr...
- Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: OFFICIAL 2017 Board Bitch Thread
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2788
Re: OFFICIAL 2017 Board Bitch Thread
Is anyone surprise with the two at the top? Moving Fail has his moments that he actually does make me laugh when he "tries" to be funny. You know that midget who tries to get a cookie, using a step stool, chair, a toy, a dog bowl, with a step ladder in the pantry he neglects to get. He fai...
- Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Poster of the Year
- Replies: 58
- Views: 3717
Re: Poster of the Year
I'm with dims, I am the POTY. If the Board Bitch contest is brought back, you would take that prize without a single vote going to anybody else. Learn to accept your role here. Okay 'Spray, that is three keyboards you owe me now, when will I see payment? It is around $28 total and some change.
- Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Flynn charged
- Replies: 83
- Views: 3323
Re: Flynn charged
Damn Screwjob. You would make the brothers, Idiot, Moran, Dumbass, Stupid Fuck and Shit for Brains, intelligent compared to you. Of all the bullshit you post, do you know what a calendar is? Do you know when they have an election? DO YOU KNOW THAT DECEMBER FOLLOWS NOVEMBER? Actually you don't. You a...