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by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:17 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Big Ten Expansion Yet Again
Replies: 427
Views: 17275

Re: Big Ten Expansion Yet Again

Yes, I know. But it's still funny.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:32 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Big Ten Expansion Yet Again
Replies: 427
Views: 17275

Re: Big Ten Expansion Yet Again

WolverineSteve wrote:Your obsession with UM and the UM'ers on here is nearing a level reached by few in the history of these boards.
I won't deny that. Where the hell have you been the last 10 years?
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:32 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Big Ten Expansion Yet Again
Replies: 427
Views: 17275

Re: Big Ten Expansion Yet Again

http://frankthetank.wordpress.com/2010/ ... l-be-done/
I noted in the Big Ten Expansion Index post that Notre Dame is now #3 in TV money… in its own home state behind Purdue and Indiana.
BWHAHAHAAHH
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Would you date this woman?
Replies: 5
Views: 403

Re: Would you date this woman?

Well, at least in this instance.

As Tom Leykis used to say: "Dating = porking."
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Would you date this woman?
Replies: 5
Views: 403

Re: Would you date this woman?

:lol:

No, pumping and dumping is not considered "dating" in this instance, Dins.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Northrop decides not to bid on the KC-X tanker
Replies: 43
Views: 1584

Re: Northrop decides not to bid on the KC-X tanker

Yeah, that's what R-Jerk said, you fucking idiot.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Would you date this woman?
Replies: 5
Views: 403

Would you date this woman?

Well, Kevin Johnson would. And, without a doubt, Poptard would. In fact, KJ just proposed to her :shock: :shock: :pickle: DC Schools Superintendent Michelle Rhee (right) must be one of those high-achieving, ambitious, high-class skanks that :scs: :scs: :scs: dates on a regular basis. He can go fuck ...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Northrop decides not to bid on the KC-X tanker
Replies: 43
Views: 1584

Re: Northrop decides not to bid on the KC-X tanker

So I take it you don't think the Pentagon needs the second Joint Strike Fighter engine? haven't an opinion one way or the other. didn't know they were looking for one. They're not. DOD thinks they are just fine with the current engine, but Congress insists on developing the second engine because th...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Northrop decides not to bid on the KC-X tanker
Replies: 43
Views: 1584

Re: Northrop decides not to bid on the KC-X tanker

So I take it you don't think the Pentagon needs the second Joint Strike Fighter engine?
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:13 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: 14-0...and counting
Replies: 145
Views: 3162

Re: 14-0...and counting

Yeah, right. Who wants to go 14-0 when they can get their shit pushed in going 2-10 in the Big 12 or SEC? Idiot.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: License to Die
Replies: 3
Views: 518

Re: License to Die

Who? Am I supposed to give a fuck?
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Northrop decides not to bid on the KC-X tanker
Replies: 43
Views: 1584

Re: Northrop decides not to bid on the KC-X tanker

Derron wrote:Was Northrup's platform the Airbus plane ?
Yes.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Northrop decides not to bid on the KC-X tanker
Replies: 43
Views: 1584

Re: Northrop decides not to bid on the KC-X tanker

Your governor is, unsurprisingly, a fucking idiot. The KC-X process began during the Bush White House. This didn't begin Jan. 20, 2009.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Northrop decides not to bid on the KC-X tanker
Replies: 43
Views: 1584

Re: Northrop decides not to bid on the KC-X tanker

Goober McTuber wrote:The Pentagon? They must hire jizz-moppers at $500/hr. Rack you, Screwball.
That's right, you degenerate shitstain. Rack me.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Northrop decides not to bid on the KC-X tanker
Replies: 43
Views: 1584

Northrop decides not to bid on the KC-X tanker

I cover the Pentagon for a living now and the Northrop decision to decline on bidding for the Air Force's new KC-X tanker is easily the biggest news in months. Of course, people are melting hard in Alabama and Kansas while the folks in Washington and Chicago (and Boeing) are extremely pleased, to sa...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:14 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Big Ten Expansion Yet Again
Replies: 427
Views: 17275

Re: Big Ten Expansion Yet Again

I thought you guys really saved your seething hatred for the Ann Arbor News? Even Terry Foster thinks you guys are whack: When you couple this with an 8-16 football team the past two seasons, things are bleak in Ann Arbor. Of course when you bring this up hypersensitive Michigan fans get bent out of...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:12 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Big Ten Expansion Yet Again
Replies: 427
Views: 17275

Re: Big Ten Expansion Yet Again

I couldn't generally care less about both scU-M's shenanigans and the crackpot reporting. I just love the continuous melt you guys are in.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This will likely put a smile on some faces
Replies: 39
Views: 3021

Re: This will likely put a smile on some faces

Nah. Just shit trolls getting flushed. Nothing new here.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:18 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Big Ten Expansion Yet Again
Replies: 427
Views: 17275

Re: Big Ten Expansion Yet Again

Swarbrick: Changes could be small or 'seismic' http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/2010/football/ncaa/03/09/notre-dame-expansion/jack-swarbrick-p1.jpg NEW YORK -- Notre Dame athletic director Jack Swarbrick said Tuesday it remains the school's "clear preference" to maintain its football independenc...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This will likely put a smile on some faces
Replies: 39
Views: 3021

Re: This will likely put a smile on some faces

Nobody fucking cares.
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:14 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Ben Rapelisberger at it again
Replies: 197
Views: 9412

Re: Ben Rapelisberger at it again

Tyson would have got off if King wouldn't have hired a bankruptcy lawyer to represent him in a felonious criminal trial.
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:12 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Daily LOL
Replies: 13
Views: 1341

Re: Daily LOL

Don't forget the hourly blunt burning before the nap, Vannie.
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm being SOLICITED to the other board....
Replies: 28
Views: 1310

Re: I'm being SOLICITED to the other board....

mvscal wrote:
Van wrote:Again, LV, less words
The only "again" in this scenario is another shit troll getting flushed. She's done. Don't feed the shit trolls, dolt.
No shit.

Shut the fuck up, Van. For Christ's Sake. I-fucking-ronic Vannie says "Again, LV, less words."
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you have "Dog BODE"?
Replies: 79
Views: 2309

Re: Do you have "Dog BODE"?

Sigs are supposed to be like vaginas, Van. Nice and tight. Not bloated monstrosities like yours and Derron's that make it more difficult to wade through the crap in this abominable shithole.
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you have "Dog BODE"?
Replies: 79
Views: 2309

Re: Do you have "Dog BODE"?

Derron wrote:Signature smack ???? You are a fucking loser.
You actually got off a blast that didn't involve cock, so props to you, I guess.
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you have "Dog BODE"?
Replies: 79
Views: 2309

Re: Do you have "Dog BODE"?

Vannie, you're a repeat offender yourself, so I don't get where you get to lay any blasts when it comes to sig decorum.
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you have "Dog BODE"?
Replies: 79
Views: 2309

Re: Do you have "Dog BODE"?

Your signature is half of this fucking page. Go fuck yourself, tard.
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you have "Dog BODE"?
Replies: 79
Views: 2309

Re: Do you have "Dog BODE"?

War Wagon wrote:So instead of shooting the dog right off
Whoa. Hold on there, Whitey. Asking first, shooting later isn't exactly in the GOP handbook.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm being SOLICITED to the other board....
Replies: 28
Views: 1310

Re: I'm being SOLICITED to the other board....

I have been getting numerous emails from Katy requesting my presense on that other board. She keeps telling me that Otis LOVES me and they are big fans of all my posts. For some reason I'm a little anxious about signing up over there as I'm sure there must be an ulterior motive for wanting me there...
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:06 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Looks like a 3 way tie in the Big 10
Replies: 27
Views: 1312

Re: Looks like a 3 way tie in the Big 10

Nice sense of humor you got there, Gobbles. Go huff another case of duster, you degenerate fuckstick.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:20 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Ben Rapelisberger at it again
Replies: 197
Views: 9412

Re: Ben Rapelisberger at it again

"You see, sir, it would be hard for me to remain impartial considering the defendant is a...negro."

Sin,

Image
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you have "Dog BODE"?
Replies: 79
Views: 2309

Re: Do you have "Dog BODE"?

Looks like that little rat is looking for the quickest way from a moving vehicle to the pavement.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 6
Views: 501

Joke

Why do gay guys do it doggystyle?




























So they can both watch the Cubs game!
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:31 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Looks like a 3 way tie in the Big 10
Replies: 27
Views: 1312

Re: Looks like a 3 way tie in the Big 10

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Then Wisky will be able to claim some sort of bode, as well as have their excuse already lined up when they bounce out of the NCAAs early.
Rack that take, and another RACK for the jailsex blast.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: St. Patrick's Day
Replies: 59
Views: 2796

Re: St. Patrick's Day

BSmack wrote:Give me a good 4th of July celebration over that crap any day.
That's pretty patriotic for a socialist, America-hating fuckstick like yourself.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cyber Attack
Replies: 47
Views: 2445

Re: Cyber Attack

Rack Mike.
by Screw_Michigan
Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let He Who Is Without Flippers Cast The First Stone.....
Replies: 61
Views: 4578

Re: Let He Who Is Without Flippers Cast The First Stone.....

Jsc810 wrote:None of these guys have 1/10 of the musical talent that Alex, Geddy, and Neil do.
RRACK