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by Rich Fader
Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Perspective (and a scroll wheel warmup)
Replies: 6
Views: 365

Re: Perspective (and a scroll wheel warmup)

Vicious mother, isn't he? Sin, http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/section/movies/filmography/3/WireImage_3719040.jpg Yeah. He can't do that to our pledges. Sin, http://blog.itvt.com/my_weblog/images/afi06timmathesonsm.jpg Only we can do that to our pledges. Sin, http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/...
by Rich Fader
Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Putting the Parents out to Pasture?
Replies: 57
Views: 2047

Re: Putting the Parents out to Pasture?

Dad is a Veteran so he qualifies for the VA homes - if worse comes to worse. Problem is they have rules against smoking, and possesion of firearms, so he might last there 2 weeks at most. Alzheimers and guns don't mix. I call bullshit. Sin, http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40139000/jpg/_40139910_...
by Rich Fader
Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Perspective (and a scroll wheel warmup)
Replies: 6
Views: 365

Re: Perspective (and a scroll wheel warmup)

Dorfman, you're still worthless and weak.

Sin,
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by Rich Fader
Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Perspective (and a scroll wheel warmup)
Replies: 6
Views: 365

Re: Perspective (and a scroll wheel warmup)

Hey! You guys smoking weed?

Sin,
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by Rich Fader
Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: new board..
Replies: 10
Views: 1179

Re: new board..

On the other hand, peter, I think I'm in love with your av.

(edit: for the record, we're talking about the one he's got as of right now, with the cheerleader holding the trumpet in one hand, wagging her ass)
by Rich Fader
Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Perspective (and a scroll wheel warmup)
Replies: 6
Views: 365

Re: Perspective (and a scroll wheel warmup)

Bobby42 wrote:I taught you that shit. Years ago.

/sin/
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Can I buy some pot from you?

Sin,
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by Rich Fader
Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bored with the usual dull celebration of Jesus' Birth?
Replies: 6
Views: 291

Re: Bored with the usual dull celebration of Jesus' Birth?

I'm pretty sure that intersectarian fights between priests make Baby Jesus cry.
by Rich Fader
Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When Zoos Become Jungles...A Christmas Story
Replies: 25
Views: 1165

Re: When Zoos Become Jungles...A Christmas Story

Dinsdale wrote:lyrics of "When The Tigers Broke Free"
Heh. RACK the Floyd reset.
by Rich Fader
Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When Zoos Become Jungles...A Christmas Story
Replies: 25
Views: 1165

Re: When Zoos Become Jungles...A Christmas Story

...and LT2 shows proof of why it was such a tragedy he wasn't the one who got Montecored.

Outstanding.

:lol:
by Rich Fader
Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd..."
Replies: 6
Views: 289

Re: "Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd..."

Eh. I'm all about being first in on death announcements, that's all.

Well, that, and I'm a Robin Williams fan.
by Rich Fader
Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd..."
Replies: 6
Views: 289

"Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd..."

...DEAD! Michael Kidd, 92; inventive choreographer for Broadway, Hollywood By Elaine Woo, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer December 25, 2007 Michael Kidd, the choreographer with a gift for inventive yet realistic movement who created some of Broadway's and Hollywood's most memorable dance sequences, p...
by Rich Fader
Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Official Wolfman Memorial Thread
Replies: 21
Views: 899

Re: The Official Wolfman Memorial Thread

Okay, let's just pretend he died, so we can say a few things in his memory...'cause, well...I'm bored. Jeeez...Can you come up with any better ideas? I'm tryin' man...I'm really tryin'. Why don't we pretend you died, or better yet, let's not pretend. I don't suppose somebody knows where Marty lives...
by Rich Fader
Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New Nation Within our Borders
Replies: 13
Views: 637

Re: New Nation Within our Borders

...pssst...Means is not actually a tribal government official, and therefore has about as much right to speak for the Lakota nation as my white ass does. Just sayin'.

:lol:
by Rich Fader
Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) For those thinking of marriage (!)
Replies: 4
Views: 719

Say hi to Mark Grace for me. I wondered where that dude went to.
by Rich Fader
Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sis
Replies: 162
Views: 8394

Rump, if that was a troll, you're going straight to hell, you realize that, don't you?
by Rich Fader
Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Need A Job? Overweght? Dumb? "History"?
Replies: 8
Views: 376

Apparently, not only does a smack board need its tards, but so do our armed forces.

LT2, I'll say it again: your country needs you. See your recruiter today.
by Rich Fader
Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) For those thinking of marriage (!)
Replies: 4
Views: 719

On the whole, I'd rather hit Valerie Bertinelli.
by Rich Fader
Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: VH reunion, take.....I dunno... 47?
Replies: 30
Views: 2126

The saddest part of this, really, is Gary Cherone. How it must suck for him to watch the latest episode of the soap opera unfold and realize that almost nobody gives a shit about him.

WAR "Van Halen had a third vocalist? Who knew?"
by Rich Fader
Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sis
Replies: 162
Views: 8394

Goob, you can stop now. Nobody's really as big a twat in real life as you're pretending to be right now.
by Rich Fader
Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sis
Replies: 162
Views: 8394

Goob, ask your doctor if a massive overdose might be right for you.
by Rich Fader
Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: who should be the national chair of the Young Republicans?
Replies: 13
Views: 666

I'll say it again...if being a whore now disqualifies you from being in the White House press corps, Dubya could pretty much close down the press room and turn it into something more useful. Like a potty room for Barney and Beazley.
by Rich Fader
Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Need A Job? Overweght? Dumb? "History"?
Replies: 8
Views: 376

LT2, your country needs you.
by Rich Fader
Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caption
Replies: 10
Views: 351

:lol:

WAR the Bastard. A fine American brew.

And RACK Adelpiero.

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"Come on, Hammer. Get out there and tell 'em I'm the best commissioner ever.

"...Please?"
by Rich Fader
Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sis
Replies: 162
Views: 8394

Thoughts, prayers and Jungle karma, Rump. One of my fraternity brothers got cut on for a brain tumor when we were undergrads. Twenty years down the road, he's alive, well, an MD, married to his college girlfriend and their kids will probably be starting kindergarten in a year or two. There is hope.
by Rich Fader
Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever had a colonoscopy?
Replies: 132
Views: 10821

I hear they chill the scope in advance.

:twisted:

:lol:
by Rich Fader
Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ChargerMike's Motorcycle Accident
Replies: 140
Views: 10010

Mike, you've got a good daughter there...and you...you are a mental case. You're too old for this shit.

Get well, man.

[cue Hacksaw]

"SHOW ME YOUR LIGHTNING BOLT!"
by Rich Fader
Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: pulling tubes on TV, these days
Replies: 51
Views: 2763

Reese, I have no idea what manner of men you're hanging out with, but it's obviously a rather unsavory bunch (w'sup, T-Rodge?). I assure you that giving smokers is in no way, shape or form in my skill set. Nor, most likely, in the skill set of most men. Frankly, I don't even want to taste my own pea...
by Rich Fader
Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Christians Get Ready, Parthenogenesis Afoot!
Replies: 22
Views: 1266

Oh, dear, Goob. I'm sorry I referred to anybody here as reality based. Including you. I forgot whom I was dealing with here.

:lol:
(...for old times' sake. Happy?)
by Rich Fader
Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:25 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Barry Bonds...
Replies: 41
Views: 3754

I think we all agree that the best Negro Leaguers would have been at least as good as the best of the white Show, if not better. But with all due respect, not that much better. It would have made the game more interesting, maybe the black guys would have edged the white guys here and there, but it's...
by Rich Fader
Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:49 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Barry Bonds...
Replies: 41
Views: 3754

Already knew that. They were seven outs away from winning the Series in Game Six in '02. Seven damn outs. I mean, I was rooting for the Angels and I was sitting there going, "We're screwed." And they couldn't get it done. At least in part because Mr. Warmth there couldn't find the handle o...
by Rich Fader
Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: pulling tubes on TV, these days
Replies: 51
Views: 2763

Because the actors are too pussy to inhale for real?
by Rich Fader
Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Christians Get Ready, Parthenogenesis Afoot!
Replies: 22
Views: 1266

Taking the 1 away from God still wouldn't give it to I Suk Hwang, now would it?

Fascinating how some of the "reality-based" will believe any old bullshit if it's propagated by some quack with a doctorate.
by Rich Fader
Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Christians Get Ready, Parthenogenesis Afoot!
Replies: 22
Views: 1266

I guess the
Rich Fader wrote:Me personally? None.
at the top of the take sailed right over your vacant dome, didn't it?
by Rich Fader
Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (m) Job Openings at 2 Phoenix TV Stations (m)
Replies: 103
Views: 8742

You know what pisses me off about this case? The DA wants to charge the evading defendant with responsibility for the helicopter deaths. Don't get me wrong. The guy the cops were chasing needs to get rung up for evading, and for whatever he was doing that got them going after him in the first place....
by Rich Fader
Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Christians Get Ready, Parthenogenesis Afoot!
Replies: 22
Views: 1266

Me personally? None.

On the other hand:

God...1
The Korean quack I Suk Hwang...0

SCOBODE!
by Rich Fader
Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Risa Poll
Replies: 40
Views: 3724

You know, if Rodney King has web access, he's reading this and feeling sorry for Toddo right now. Rod needed...what?...two or three guys to beat his ass as bad as Luth's beating Toddo.

RACK the old guy.
by Rich Fader
Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Christians Get Ready, Parthenogenesis Afoot!
Replies: 22
Views: 1266

Oh, and I'd like to be able to judge Cell Stem Cell's record of reliability...but it seems to be a brand new journal. In fact, they're featuring their first issue's contents on the site.
by Rich Fader
Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Christians Get Ready, Parthenogenesis Afoot!
Replies: 22
Views: 1266

Okay, I'm going to post the title of that article, and I'm going to let you kids figure out exactly which part of it you never, and I mean ever , want anywhere near the words "no spin, no bullshit, and this time it's for real": Woo Suk Hwang, Who Faked Research, Made Spectacular Breakthrou...
by Rich Fader
Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ving rames will not QB the atlanta falcons
Replies: 14
Views: 1454

Speaking of Marsellus not liking to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace...

:lol:
by Rich Fader
Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ving rames will not QB the atlanta falcons
Replies: 14
Views: 1454

"Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace."