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by H4ever
Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When Alcohol and Ideas Go Wrong
Replies: 19
Views: 788

Re: When Alcohol and Ideas Go Wrong

Dins and H4 get it! Fortunately for me, I've spent the last 24 plus years playing t-ball (married) so I don't have to work at getting on base. But if I suddenly found myself back in the game, you bet your ass I'd be "Puttin' it in play'! Rack the slappies everywhere making plump girls happy. F...
by H4ever
Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When Alcohol and Ideas Go Wrong
Replies: 19
Views: 788

Re: When Alcohol and Ideas Go Wrong

Here is what is wrong with that pic. Skinny dude is out in public letting Yellow M&M mount him on a folding chair. You don't do that. You pork that orca in the back of a friend's F-150 and stay out of the light. If that isn't an option, you go to her place and sneak out after you fuck her and r...
by H4ever
Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When Alcohol and Ideas Go Wrong
Replies: 19
Views: 788

Re: When Alcohol and Ideas Go Wrong

Looks like dude is getting him some. Melty, it's 3 in the morning, and Miss America just ain't coming in. Dude obviously had his buzz on, and was given the choice between fucking and not fucking. Seems like a no-brainer to me. Ichiro didn't hit for power much, but he sure put it in play a bunch. ^^...
by H4ever
Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rosco P. Coltrane. Dead.
Replies: 17
Views: 310

Re: Rosco P. Coltrane. Dead.

Heard Tom Wopat has been ripping around Hazard County drunken and not giving a fuck since the word got out... been jumping shit and his sled never suffered much as a bent fender or the need for a front end alignment. Okay... that was weak but I've been a "Dukes" fan since my elementary day...
by H4ever
Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Selma Today
Replies: 46
Views: 718

Re: Selma Today

From a friend who grew up in Selma and returned there after years in the Air Force. In 2015, Selma is 80 percent black and now has a black mayor, a black chief of police, a black district attorney, a black school superintendent, a majority black city council, and a majority black police force. In 2...
by H4ever
Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is aviation completely dead?
Replies: 37
Views: 1111

Re: Is aviation completely dead?

Aren't pilots compensated very shittily <--- like that one? if you consider how many lives are at stake on each flight? THought I read how entry level pilots can make more as an asst manager at a Burger King in most states. ?????
by H4ever
Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:33 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Whiny Wisconsin
Replies: 8
Views: 2323

Re: Whiny Wisconsin

Despite the fact that Badger fans treated Husker Nation like complete shit more than once and seem eager to replace Colorado Buff fans as the most hated fans on the Husker radar.... had to root for a B1G school in the title game. Add to that how Duke seems to be a one-and-done stop for high school p...
by H4ever
Fri Apr 03, 2015 1:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Things you should try
Replies: 30
Views: 1215

Re: Things you should try

I would say it tastes less processed than Apple Jacks. Less processed...brilliant...try eating something that has no or very little processing and see what happens. Most people these days would die of constipation should they eat natural for 3 days. Lift a few weights and eat whatever the fuck you ...
by H4ever
Fri Apr 03, 2015 1:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ISIS, spring break shootings, Harry Reid...don't bother me
Replies: 15
Views: 331

Re: ISIS, spring break shootings, Harry Reid...don't bother

Smack, Yep. Hammering a 2 foot board into the ground deep and firm, and then ya rub a brick over the top to make the vibration. It does drive the moles away.......for about a day. So ya have to rub that bastard like 10 times a day for a month for them to get the message. Oh, and it also drives eart...
by H4ever
Fri Apr 03, 2015 12:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ISIS, spring break shootings, Harry Reid...don't bother me
Replies: 15
Views: 331

Re: ISIS, spring break shootings, Harry Reid...don't bother

It's pretty simple, really... Jesus doesn't like Alabama. OR Nick Saban! :grin:
by H4ever
Fri Apr 03, 2015 12:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Business is cruel
Replies: 56
Views: 1022

Re: Business is cruel

Professional competence is totally irrelevant at least in a publicly traded corporation. Don't worry the free market will sort it out. Yes, it does. I was laid off after ten years with a Fortune 50 corporation in Socal but I was well prepared and now we're doing quite well in Omaha. We're making mo...
by H4ever
Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Business is cruel
Replies: 56
Views: 1022

Re: Business is cruel

It's too bad people don't/are unable (check to check living) prepare for things like that better. Everyone should rat-hole away at least a 6 month reserve fund to stay afloat should something like that happen. I could kick back two or three years before I felt pressured to get a "real" jo...
by H4ever
Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Business is cruel
Replies: 56
Views: 1022

Re: Business is cruel

Business is a concept. It is neither cruel nor compassionate. The people that run a business? Now that's a different story. It's funny how these asshats never take responsibility for their actions. It's just business they say. Like a building and some inventory just fired your excoworker. Yes and n...
by H4ever
Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Islamic State Of _______ U.S.A.
Replies: 40
Views: 1612

Re: The Islamic State Of _______ U.S.A.

Im not giving them beach front property or a state with natural resources or any type of tourism or natural beauty. Something fly over that I would never want to go to anyway. Im saying Nebraska or Kansas Two states with some of the richest, most productive soil on the planet sitting directly over ...
by H4ever
Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bottle of vodka
Replies: 58
Views: 1294

Re: Bottle of vodka

people that piss-drunk behind a wheel sentences should include a mandatory 10 year interlock (blow and go) period.
by H4ever
Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fresneck Deputy Police Chief Arrested for Selling Heroin
Replies: 4
Views: 240

Re: Fresneck Deputy Police Chief Arrested for Selling Heroin

Just another day in da hood. A corrupt FPD officer? No way? They're going to love this fat ass black cop at San Quentin... :lol: He'll be classified into PC (protective custody) before he gets off the bus. Asshat deserves general population where the people he helped lock up over the years can have...
by H4ever
Wed Mar 18, 2015 2:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: California - up a creek
Replies: 117
Views: 4892

Re: California - up a creek

Dent corn Sweet corn Popcorn Soybeans Alfalfa Hay? err... Bermudagrass Big Bluestem Bromegrass Cover Fescue Prariegrass Sorghum Straw Timothy? Excuse me? The following list says Nebraska can grow ample numbers of and significant quantities of if needed. The growing season (varies for type of produc...
by H4ever
Sat Feb 21, 2015 4:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm thinking of starting a flame war
Replies: 43
Views: 2713

Re: I'm thinking of starting a flame war

I think it should be with one of those anime or whatever the heck you call it forums. Or is that the ol' trolling/troll train I vaguely remember from back in the day
by H4ever
Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
Replies: 128
Views: 5544

Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung

pfft... you got the man-boobs, Chuckles
by H4ever
Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
Replies: 128
Views: 5544

Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung

Did you get new pants?
by H4ever
Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
Replies: 128
Views: 5544

Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung

John Kinney killed more people than smallpox
by H4ever
Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: And the Republican nominee will be......
Replies: 71
Views: 1336

Re: And the Republican nominee will be......

Papa Willie wrote:Grand. You're up to 2004 now!
Yea? I wanna be hip and with it. Give me something 2015 oh Messiah of the messsage board gloss
by H4ever
Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
Replies: 128
Views: 5544

Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung

Papa Willie wrote:I weigh 8,048 lbs., you silly whore. Get your facts right. Mikey - who IS this guy?

Don't be hard on yourself, Preston... this isn't Pluto... or UrAnus
by H4ever
Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: And the Republican nominee will be......
Replies: 71
Views: 1336

Re: And the Republican nominee will be......

Been here since 96... never gave a fuck about quotes and codes and URL's and similar computer bullshit then and don't now. But really.... trying to lump me with someone in such a feeble way? slipping dude.. slipping Yeah - but you're so - well - non-essential... You're kind of like a fly. Somebody ...
by H4ever
Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
Replies: 128
Views: 5544

Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung

pounds? fuck.... thought it was 4 speed, 4 barrel, posi-track? or something? but pounds? that's a huuuuge bitch!
by H4ever
Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: And the Republican nominee will be......
Replies: 71
Views: 1336

Re: And the Republican nominee will be......

Been here since 96... never gave a fuck about quotes and codes and URL's and similar computer bullshit then and don't now. But really.... trying to lump me with someone in such a feeble way? slipping dude.. slipping Yeah - but you're so - well - non-essential... You're kind of like a fly. Somebody ...
by H4ever
Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
Replies: 128
Views: 5544

Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung

Wags is getting over on you. Serious dude? Fuck me! what should I do? gonna pound refresh until I hear proper instruction I've no need to fuck you. Why would I want to do that? I'm not gay? I'm a 1968 Oldsmobile Cutlass. You knew that, didn't you? For you to infer that I want to fuck you based off ...
by H4ever
Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
Replies: 128
Views: 5544

Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung

Papa Willie wrote:
H4ever wrote:"whose picking a banjo over here...."
Wags is getting over on you.

That's pretty hard to do...

Serious dude? Fuck me! what should I do? gonna pound refresh until I hear proper instruction
by H4ever
Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: And the Republican nominee will be......
Replies: 71
Views: 1336

Re: And the Republican nominee will be......

A market economy...like McDonalds workers are in? Relax, buddy. I barely know you (I've not missed out on much), but you might want to unmelt enough to at least get your quotes properly aligned, wouldn't you say? Now answer the question "YES" or "NO". Complete the assigned task!...
by H4ever
Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: And the Republican nominee will be......
Replies: 71
Views: 1336

Re: And the Republican nominee will be......

A market economy...like McDonalds workers are in? Precisely. Or were you expecting unskilled labor to command some sort of premium? If you want to make money flipping burgers, move to North Dakota...or fuck off with your whiny bullshit.[/quote] Here's another arrogant cock-sucker who sees no honor ...
by H4ever
Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
Replies: 128
Views: 5544

Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung

"whose picking a banjo over here...."
by H4ever
Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
Replies: 128
Views: 5544

Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung

War Wagon wrote:That wasn't my point and it doesn't matter who you vote for. You live in a deeply red state.

The point was that you're still an idiot.
and you're a backwoods, semi-skilled, inbred banjo-playing fuck from Mizzou who humps his sister and blows his uncle... and your point is?
by H4ever
Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
Replies: 128
Views: 5544

Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung

War Wagon wrote:
H4ever wrote:How did Barry get elected and then re elected?
Because blithering idiots like you are allowed to vote.

Didn't vote for him, dipshit.
by H4ever
Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: And the Republican nominee will be......
Replies: 71
Views: 1336

Re: And the Republican nominee will be......

A market economy...like McDonalds workers are in? Precisely. Or were you expecting unskilled labor to command some sort of premium? If you want to make money flipping burgers, move to North Dakota...or fuck off with your whiny bullshit. Here's another arrogant cock-sucker who sees no honor in hard ...
by H4ever
Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
Replies: 128
Views: 5544

Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung

Most of you fucks in here in a nutshell: "One can’t help feeling a certain intrigue and similarly disgust at the ongoings and attitudes of the plutocrats in party mode. One can argue that our society is riven with extreme social disparities, inequitable distribution of wealth, inequitable mobil...
by H4ever
Sun Feb 08, 2015 4:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: And the Republican nominee will be......
Replies: 71
Views: 1336

Re: And the Republican nominee will be......

Just what this country needs.... a slave-master who thinks all should work more for less. Get the fuck back to the plantation or Chinese sweat shop you regrettable piece of maggot shit, Walker. Corporate cock-sucking sack of monkey shit. Yeah, let's not do anything that would help hold college cost...
by H4ever
Sun Feb 08, 2015 3:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: And the Republican nominee will be......
Replies: 71
Views: 1336

Re: And the Republican nominee will be......

88, Walker said to teach ONE MORE class, not tech more than one or two classes. Profs are paid salary. So what Walker is saying is he wants them to work more but not get paid more. Also, he wants more adjuncts and fewer tenured faculty. Not a good deal for students at all. Just what this country ne...
by H4ever
Sun Feb 08, 2015 3:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: And the Republican nominee will be......
Replies: 71
Views: 1336

Re: And the Republican nominee will be......

That is a seriously intelligent take. You hate the R's so much, that you cast votes to elect idiot D's. No wonder this country is so fucked up. What we really need is not a new and better R or D, but a strong dose of A. As in Alternative. Nothing will change until the corrupt two-party system is bl...
by H4ever
Sun Feb 08, 2015 3:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
Replies: 128
Views: 5544

Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung

Considering that the anti-vaccine movement was pretty much an upper middle class liberal idea practiced by the kind of people who only use fair trade coffee for their enemas (Thank you Jon Stewart), it is mind boggling to see Republicans jump on the stupid bandwagon with both feet. Maybe the Koch b...
by H4ever
Sun Feb 08, 2015 3:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
Replies: 128
Views: 5544

Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung

the clock's ticking on that fraud network. I watch Faux... That's funny, and yes we are laughing at you. Meanwhile Williams has now self sanctioned himself and is off the air for a bit, but Fox News is the fraud. :meds: At least that pussy Williams manned up and did something about it. WHat would O...