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- Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:13 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: When Alcohol and Ideas Go Wrong
- Replies: 19
- Views: 788
Re: When Alcohol and Ideas Go Wrong
Dins and H4 get it! Fortunately for me, I've spent the last 24 plus years playing t-ball (married) so I don't have to work at getting on base. But if I suddenly found myself back in the game, you bet your ass I'd be "Puttin' it in play'! Rack the slappies everywhere making plump girls happy. F...
- Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: When Alcohol and Ideas Go Wrong
- Replies: 19
- Views: 788
Re: When Alcohol and Ideas Go Wrong
Here is what is wrong with that pic. Skinny dude is out in public letting Yellow M&M mount him on a folding chair. You don't do that. You pork that orca in the back of a friend's F-150 and stay out of the light. If that isn't an option, you go to her place and sneak out after you fuck her and r...
- Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:39 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: When Alcohol and Ideas Go Wrong
- Replies: 19
- Views: 788
Re: When Alcohol and Ideas Go Wrong
Looks like dude is getting him some. Melty, it's 3 in the morning, and Miss America just ain't coming in. Dude obviously had his buzz on, and was given the choice between fucking and not fucking. Seems like a no-brainer to me. Ichiro didn't hit for power much, but he sure put it in play a bunch. ^^...
- Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rosco P. Coltrane. Dead.
- Replies: 17
- Views: 310
Re: Rosco P. Coltrane. Dead.
Heard Tom Wopat has been ripping around Hazard County drunken and not giving a fuck since the word got out... been jumping shit and his sled never suffered much as a bent fender or the need for a front end alignment. Okay... that was weak but I've been a "Dukes" fan since my elementary day...
- Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:41 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Selma Today
- Replies: 46
- Views: 718
Re: Selma Today
From a friend who grew up in Selma and returned there after years in the Air Force. In 2015, Selma is 80 percent black and now has a black mayor, a black chief of police, a black district attorney, a black school superintendent, a majority black city council, and a majority black police force. In 2...
- Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Is aviation completely dead?
- Replies: 37
- Views: 1111
Re: Is aviation completely dead?
Aren't pilots compensated very shittily <--- like that one? if you consider how many lives are at stake on each flight? THought I read how entry level pilots can make more as an asst manager at a Burger King in most states. ?????
- Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:33 am
- Forum: College Basketball
- Topic: Whiny Wisconsin
- Replies: 8
- Views: 2323
Re: Whiny Wisconsin
Despite the fact that Badger fans treated Husker Nation like complete shit more than once and seem eager to replace Colorado Buff fans as the most hated fans on the Husker radar.... had to root for a B1G school in the title game. Add to that how Duke seems to be a one-and-done stop for high school p...
- Fri Apr 03, 2015 1:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Things you should try
- Replies: 30
- Views: 1215
Re: Things you should try
I would say it tastes less processed than Apple Jacks. Less processed...brilliant...try eating something that has no or very little processing and see what happens. Most people these days would die of constipation should they eat natural for 3 days. Lift a few weights and eat whatever the fuck you ...
- Fri Apr 03, 2015 1:20 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: ISIS, spring break shootings, Harry Reid...don't bother me
- Replies: 15
- Views: 331
Re: ISIS, spring break shootings, Harry Reid...don't bother
Smack, Yep. Hammering a 2 foot board into the ground deep and firm, and then ya rub a brick over the top to make the vibration. It does drive the moles away.......for about a day. So ya have to rub that bastard like 10 times a day for a month for them to get the message. Oh, and it also drives eart...
- Fri Apr 03, 2015 12:59 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: ISIS, spring break shootings, Harry Reid...don't bother me
- Replies: 15
- Views: 331
Re: ISIS, spring break shootings, Harry Reid...don't bother
It's pretty simple, really... Jesus doesn't like Alabama. OR Nick Saban!
- Fri Apr 03, 2015 12:55 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Business is cruel
- Replies: 56
- Views: 1022
Re: Business is cruel
Professional competence is totally irrelevant at least in a publicly traded corporation. Don't worry the free market will sort it out. Yes, it does. I was laid off after ten years with a Fortune 50 corporation in Socal but I was well prepared and now we're doing quite well in Omaha. We're making mo...
- Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Business is cruel
- Replies: 56
- Views: 1022
Re: Business is cruel
It's too bad people don't/are unable (check to check living) prepare for things like that better. Everyone should rat-hole away at least a 6 month reserve fund to stay afloat should something like that happen. I could kick back two or three years before I felt pressured to get a "real" jo...
- Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Business is cruel
- Replies: 56
- Views: 1022
Re: Business is cruel
Business is a concept. It is neither cruel nor compassionate. The people that run a business? Now that's a different story. It's funny how these asshats never take responsibility for their actions. It's just business they say. Like a building and some inventory just fired your excoworker. Yes and n...
- Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Islamic State Of _______ U.S.A.
- Replies: 40
- Views: 1612
Re: The Islamic State Of _______ U.S.A.
Im not giving them beach front property or a state with natural resources or any type of tourism or natural beauty. Something fly over that I would never want to go to anyway. Im saying Nebraska or Kansas Two states with some of the richest, most productive soil on the planet sitting directly over ...
- Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:36 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bottle of vodka
- Replies: 58
- Views: 1294
Re: Bottle of vodka
people that piss-drunk behind a wheel sentences should include a mandatory 10 year interlock (blow and go) period.
- Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fresneck Deputy Police Chief Arrested for Selling Heroin
- Replies: 4
- Views: 240
Re: Fresneck Deputy Police Chief Arrested for Selling Heroin
Just another day in da hood. A corrupt FPD officer? No way? They're going to love this fat ass black cop at San Quentin... :lol: He'll be classified into PC (protective custody) before he gets off the bus. Asshat deserves general population where the people he helped lock up over the years can have...
- Wed Mar 18, 2015 2:41 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: California - up a creek
- Replies: 117
- Views: 4892
Re: California - up a creek
Dent corn Sweet corn Popcorn Soybeans Alfalfa Hay? err... Bermudagrass Big Bluestem Bromegrass Cover Fescue Prariegrass Sorghum Straw Timothy? Excuse me? The following list says Nebraska can grow ample numbers of and significant quantities of if needed. The growing season (varies for type of produc...
- Sat Feb 21, 2015 4:24 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm thinking of starting a flame war
- Replies: 43
- Views: 2713
Re: I'm thinking of starting a flame war
I think it should be with one of those anime or whatever the heck you call it forums. Or is that the ol' trolling/troll train I vaguely remember from back in the day
- Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:48 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
- Replies: 128
- Views: 5544
Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
pfft... you got the man-boobs, Chuckles
- Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
- Replies: 128
- Views: 5544
Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
Did you get new pants?
- Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:42 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
- Replies: 128
- Views: 5544
Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
John Kinney killed more people than smallpox
- Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: And the Republican nominee will be......
- Replies: 71
- Views: 1336
Re: And the Republican nominee will be......
Yea? I wanna be hip and with it. Give me something 2015 oh Messiah of the messsage board glossPapa Willie wrote:Grand. You're up to 2004 now!
- Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
- Replies: 128
- Views: 5544
Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
Papa Willie wrote:I weigh 8,048 lbs., you silly whore. Get your facts right. Mikey - who IS this guy?
Don't be hard on yourself, Preston... this isn't Pluto... or UrAnus
- Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:28 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: And the Republican nominee will be......
- Replies: 71
- Views: 1336
Re: And the Republican nominee will be......
Been here since 96... never gave a fuck about quotes and codes and URL's and similar computer bullshit then and don't now. But really.... trying to lump me with someone in such a feeble way? slipping dude.. slipping Yeah - but you're so - well - non-essential... You're kind of like a fly. Somebody ...
- Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
- Replies: 128
- Views: 5544
Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
pounds? fuck.... thought it was 4 speed, 4 barrel, posi-track? or something? but pounds? that's a huuuuge bitch!
- Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: And the Republican nominee will be......
- Replies: 71
- Views: 1336
Re: And the Republican nominee will be......
Been here since 96... never gave a fuck about quotes and codes and URL's and similar computer bullshit then and don't now. But really.... trying to lump me with someone in such a feeble way? slipping dude.. slipping Yeah - but you're so - well - non-essential... You're kind of like a fly. Somebody ...
- Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:17 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
- Replies: 128
- Views: 5544
Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
Wags is getting over on you. Serious dude? Fuck me! what should I do? gonna pound refresh until I hear proper instruction I've no need to fuck you. Why would I want to do that? I'm not gay? I'm a 1968 Oldsmobile Cutlass. You knew that, didn't you? For you to infer that I want to fuck you based off ...
- Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
- Replies: 128
- Views: 5544
Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
Papa Willie wrote:Wags is getting over on you.H4ever wrote:"whose picking a banjo over here...."
That's pretty hard to do...
Serious dude? Fuck me! what should I do? gonna pound refresh until I hear proper instruction
- Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:59 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: And the Republican nominee will be......
- Replies: 71
- Views: 1336
Re: And the Republican nominee will be......
A market economy...like McDonalds workers are in? Relax, buddy. I barely know you (I've not missed out on much), but you might want to unmelt enough to at least get your quotes properly aligned, wouldn't you say? Now answer the question "YES" or "NO". Complete the assigned task!...
- Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: And the Republican nominee will be......
- Replies: 71
- Views: 1336
Re: And the Republican nominee will be......
A market economy...like McDonalds workers are in? Precisely. Or were you expecting unskilled labor to command some sort of premium? If you want to make money flipping burgers, move to North Dakota...or fuck off with your whiny bullshit.[/quote] Here's another arrogant cock-sucker who sees no honor ...
- Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:24 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
- Replies: 128
- Views: 5544
Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
"whose picking a banjo over here...."
- Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:59 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
- Replies: 128
- Views: 5544
Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
and you're a backwoods, semi-skilled, inbred banjo-playing fuck from Mizzou who humps his sister and blows his uncle... and your point is?War Wagon wrote:That wasn't my point and it doesn't matter who you vote for. You live in a deeply red state.
The point was that you're still an idiot.
- Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
- Replies: 128
- Views: 5544
Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
War Wagon wrote:Because blithering idiots like you are allowed to vote.H4ever wrote:How did Barry get elected and then re elected?
Didn't vote for him, dipshit.
- Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: And the Republican nominee will be......
- Replies: 71
- Views: 1336
Re: And the Republican nominee will be......
A market economy...like McDonalds workers are in? Precisely. Or were you expecting unskilled labor to command some sort of premium? If you want to make money flipping burgers, move to North Dakota...or fuck off with your whiny bullshit. Here's another arrogant cock-sucker who sees no honor in hard ...
- Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
- Replies: 128
- Views: 5544
Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
Most of you fucks in here in a nutshell: "One can’t help feeling a certain intrigue and similarly disgust at the ongoings and attitudes of the plutocrats in party mode. One can argue that our society is riven with extreme social disparities, inequitable distribution of wealth, inequitable mobil...
- Sun Feb 08, 2015 4:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: And the Republican nominee will be......
- Replies: 71
- Views: 1336
Re: And the Republican nominee will be......
Just what this country needs.... a slave-master who thinks all should work more for less. Get the fuck back to the plantation or Chinese sweat shop you regrettable piece of maggot shit, Walker. Corporate cock-sucking sack of monkey shit. Yeah, let's not do anything that would help hold college cost...
- Sun Feb 08, 2015 3:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: And the Republican nominee will be......
- Replies: 71
- Views: 1336
Re: And the Republican nominee will be......
88, Walker said to teach ONE MORE class, not tech more than one or two classes. Profs are paid salary. So what Walker is saying is he wants them to work more but not get paid more. Also, he wants more adjuncts and fewer tenured faculty. Not a good deal for students at all. Just what this country ne...
- Sun Feb 08, 2015 3:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: And the Republican nominee will be......
- Replies: 71
- Views: 1336
Re: And the Republican nominee will be......
That is a seriously intelligent take. You hate the R's so much, that you cast votes to elect idiot D's. No wonder this country is so fucked up. What we really need is not a new and better R or D, but a strong dose of A. As in Alternative. Nothing will change until the corrupt two-party system is bl...
- Sun Feb 08, 2015 3:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
- Replies: 128
- Views: 5544
Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
Considering that the anti-vaccine movement was pretty much an upper middle class liberal idea practiced by the kind of people who only use fair trade coffee for their enemas (Thank you Jon Stewart), it is mind boggling to see Republicans jump on the stupid bandwagon with both feet. Maybe the Koch b...
- Sun Feb 08, 2015 3:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
- Replies: 128
- Views: 5544
Re: Brian Williams = Lying Piece of Dung
the clock's ticking on that fraud network. I watch Faux... That's funny, and yes we are laughing at you. Meanwhile Williams has now self sanctioned himself and is off the air for a bit, but Fox News is the fraud. :meds: At least that pussy Williams manned up and did something about it. WHat would O...