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by Sven Golly
Mon Dec 11, 2023 7:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paper Tomb
Replies: 16
Views: 33819

Re: Paper Tomb

Bury Lyndon
by Sven Golly
Mon Dec 04, 2023 7:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you WORDLE?
Replies: 26
Views: 38073

Re: How do you WORDLE?

I've been playing this highly addictive game every day since one of you guys introduced it to the board.

Nice diversion during the day.

I've had a couple of instances of getting it on the 2nd guess, but other than that, my average settles around the 4th guess.
by Sven Golly
Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3342
Views: 907228

Re: Doom

#doom 4 dead in Ohio "... 142 pediatric cases of the condition — dubbed 'white lung syndrome' — since August, a figure health officials there described as 'extremely high'. " omfg https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12809869/us-child-pneumonia-outbreak-extremely-high-cases.html &qu...
by Sven Golly
Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Newsom vs DeSatan
Replies: 13
Views: 12992

Re: Newsom vs DeSatan

Newsome schooling DeSantis on the correct pronunciation of Harris's name? Ripping theater...
by Sven Golly
Thu Nov 30, 2023 8:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kissinterred
Replies: 22
Views: 38695

Re: Kissinterred

Kissin-dirt.

I don't think I've ever seen a centenarian with a perfectly spherical shape.

That is some serious body-sculpting skill.
by Sven Golly
Tue Nov 21, 2023 7:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
Replies: 38
Views: 174254

Re: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies

I know it's not a movie, but the show with Heat and Cold MIsers....
by Sven Golly
Tue Nov 21, 2023 7:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-23-23
Replies: 36
Views: 23479

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-23-23

I knew this would happen.

Sanders is a joke, and the venerable media fell for the hype hook, line, and sinker.

He is NOT head coach material. He's a caricature, and he'll be gone in 2 years, whether it's voluntary or not.
by Sven Golly
Tue Nov 14, 2023 6:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 676
Views: 366164

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

ESPN. Booger McFarland, Herm Edwards and Michael Eaves. Segment called ‘How He Do That’. That’s not offensive to any of those black men?! We have huge numbers of college athletes who can’t speak English properly…so ESPN names a segment ‘How He Do That’ ?! What’s next? A show called ‘Aks the Coach’ ...
by Sven Golly
Fri Nov 10, 2023 5:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Only 2 years and billions late
Replies: 69
Views: 62891

Re: Only 2 years and billions late

So, the Federal system is a combination of the two. The defined benefit portion is like an extension of Social Security in that employees are required to contribute portion of their salary. The TSP portion is definitely a defined contribution plan and probably makes up a larger portion of their ret...
by Sven Golly
Thu Nov 09, 2023 6:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Only 2 years and billions late
Replies: 69
Views: 62891

Re: Only 2 years and billions late

So, the Federal system is a combination of the two. The defined benefit portion is like an extension of Social Security in that employees are required to contribute portion of their salary. The TSP portion is definitely a defined contribution plan and probably makes up a larger portion of their ret...
by Sven Golly
Thu Nov 09, 2023 5:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Only 2 years and billions late
Replies: 69
Views: 62891

Re: Only 2 years and billions late

That's not correct, and hasn't been for decades. Nice try, though. Still as dumb as a pile of bricks, I see. These things don't change, I guess. https://www.tsp.gov/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thrift_Savings_Plan Please point out for us what is incorrect. Try looking at the links. The federal TS...
by Sven Golly
Thu Nov 09, 2023 5:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Only 2 years and billions late
Replies: 69
Views: 62891

Re: Only 2 years and billions late

Don’t you have choices for how to invest in your retirement accounts? Maybe you should have paid closer attention instead of sitting back and blaming someone else your miserable failure to keep track of your own money. Sam, how much is your wife putting away? If she’s not withholding the maximum al...
by Sven Golly
Thu Nov 09, 2023 3:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Only 2 years and billions late
Replies: 69
Views: 62891

Re: Only 2 years and billions late

Stock markets are higher. Not according to my retirement accounts. My wife’s 401K may never recover from Biden’s economic policies. She’s already anticipating working longer than she had intended. She’s 10 years younger than me, but won’t be able to retire at the age I did. Don’t you have choices f...
by Sven Golly
Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pop Some Corn. This Gonna Get Güüd
Replies: 35
Views: 18197

Re: Pop Some Corn. This Gonna Get Güüd

I just noticed that Spears has absolutely no hips to speak of.

Oh, and familial sexual shenanigans will be quoted in the memoir.

Carry on...
by Sven Golly
Thu Oct 12, 2023 3:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
Replies: 133
Views: 45075

Re: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize

"Nobel was a quirky, douchey, misogynist, anti-democratic nerd with the social skills of a roasted walnut."

Sounds like someone we all know :lol:
by Sven Golly
Mon Sep 18, 2023 9:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Dirty Mac
Replies: 6
Views: 3414

Re: The Dirty Mac

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 8:38 pm
smackaholic wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 8:05 pm you fukking relic.
Call him what you will.
Say he's old fashioned, say he's over the hill.
A recent study affirmed that chicks love beards.

More interesting research coming out of Bob Seger University.

--RIP Norm MacDonald
by Sven Golly
Sun Sep 03, 2023 6:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trans in the news
Replies: 297
Views: 68449

Re: Trans in the news

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sun Sep 03, 2023 6:45 pm Kids want to be all kinds of wacky things. Werewolves, eagles, dogs, etc. Performing irreversable medical procedures on a kid is child abuse. Full stop.
A-fucking-men
by Sven Golly
Sun Sep 03, 2023 6:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trans in the news
Replies: 297
Views: 68449

Re: Trans in the news

Rack Scott in Anaheim. I heard Bill Maher talk about this subject and he made an interesting point. If you go to a dinner party in LA with 10 parents and ask how many have a transgendered child you're likely to see 5 hands go up. Possibly more. If you did the same thing in say... Debuque, Iowa you ...
by Sven Golly
Fri Sep 01, 2023 11:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
Replies: 1186
Views: 276231

Re: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...

Kierland wrote: Fri Sep 01, 2023 7:09 pm Yea it doesn’t go back to 1789. My bad.

Why don’t you post said graph since you brought it up? Too busy planning sedition?
Why bother? You'd only try to contradict it with your "let them eat cake" attitude.
by Sven Golly
Fri Sep 01, 2023 5:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
Replies: 1186
Views: 276231

Re: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...

So you feel like inflation is higher you just don’t have any facts to back it up. I have been saying that for like 5 posts. Anyways here is a (not so) fun chart for you. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fthe-comedy-of-money-printing-in-the-us-since-2001-v0-jscsyrj93klb1.jpg...
by Sven Golly
Fri Sep 01, 2023 3:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
Replies: 1186
Views: 276231

Re: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...

Actual data and logic scare liberals.

Remember, it's all about feelings.
by Sven Golly
Wed Aug 30, 2023 7:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sweet :: Sour
Replies: 89
Views: 43224

Re: Sweet :: Sour

Teen killed outside McDonald’s in sweet-and-sour sauce dispute A 16-year-old girl was charged with fatally stabbing another 16-year-old girl outside a McDonald’s on a busy D.C. nightlife corridor this weekend in a fight a police detective said stemmed from an argument about sweet-and-sour sauce, as...
by Sven Golly
Wed Aug 30, 2023 3:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HighPlainsGrifter is the newest T1B Member
Replies: 76
Views: 34710

Re: HighPlainsGrifter is the newest T1B Member

Thanks for the vine. I've been lurking and hoping .net would make a comeback. Apparently that's not happening. I considered buying the domain and bribing Russ for a copy of the backup but the site is not for sale. Fuck. Anyone know what happened to Russ' place? Is there any hope of a return to thos...
by Sven Golly
Wed Aug 30, 2023 3:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3342
Views: 907228

Re: Doom

“This variant may be, according to the CDC, more capable of causing infection in people who have previously had COVID-19 or who have received COVID-19 vaccines. “ Yaaaawwwn. So what’s new? Double yawn. More covid porn. The question is, will the sheeple fall for this nonsense again? Based on the com...
by Sven Golly
Wed Jul 19, 2023 7:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4597
Views: 1128050

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

This is getting ridiculous. You people really don't know what an insurrection is do you? It's patently transparent to anyone with working brain cells that they can't have Trump running for President again. They absolutely didn't think he'd win in 2016, leveraged covid to use illegal ballots to swing...
by Sven Golly
Tue Jul 18, 2023 7:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lost my man card last weekend.
Replies: 51
Views: 23312

Re: Lost my man card last weekend.

I never said it changes your DNA. It is not the same as a vaccine. Not even close. Then who wrote this? With mRNA, you are "programming" your DNA to recognize the virus. I never said it changes your DNA. Your cells - not your DNA, so you got me - are programmed/instructed, however you wan...
by Sven Golly
Tue Jul 18, 2023 6:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lost my man card last weekend.
Replies: 51
Views: 23312

Re: Lost my man card last weekend.

Incorrect, as per usualm. https://www.mskcc.org/coronavirus/myths-about-covid-19-vaccines Myth: The mRNA vaccines change your DNA and could cause cancer. None of the vaccines interact with or alter your DNA in any way, and therefore cannot cause cancer. Messenger RNA (mRNA) is not the same as DNA a...
by Sven Golly
Tue Jul 18, 2023 4:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lost my man card last weekend.
Replies: 51
Views: 23312

Re: Lost my man card last weekend.

How could anyone think that a vaccine that alters our immune system could possibly leave us vulnerable to maladies of all sorts?! The whole point of any vaccine is to alter the immune system, primarily through stimulation. If you want to argue that the COVID vax alters it in a different way than &q...
by Sven Golly
Tue Jul 18, 2023 4:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: US soldier defects to North Korea
Replies: 35
Views: 2487

Re: US soldier defects to North Korea

I need to speak with Long Duck Dong...he can vouch for me
by Sven Golly
Mon Jul 17, 2023 7:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Gov Abbott Oops
Replies: 10
Views: 547

Re: Gov Abbott Oops

Kierland wrote: Mon Jul 17, 2023 4:34 pm Yes what about some other person.

And she isn’t stupid, she’s evil.
No, she's stupid AND evil. To see her mangle what AI is was truly breathtaking.

As an example of just stupid, see: Fetterman.
by Sven Golly
Tue Jul 11, 2023 7:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bye bye affirmative action...don't let the door hit you on your ass...
Replies: 88
Views: 9782

Re: Bye bye affirmative action...don't let the door hit you on your ass...

How is respecting the 14th Amendment, idiocy? Not expecting a solid answer from you lib turds. So you agree that tRump is ineligible to run for office again under the 14th Amendment, Section 3? You've got to be kidding. You're still clinging to a "so-called" insurrection? Even if it were ...
by Sven Golly
Mon Jul 10, 2023 7:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Predict Trump's Running Mate
Replies: 21
Views: 5212

Re: Predict Trump's Running Mate

He should pick Vivek
by Sven Golly
Mon Jul 10, 2023 6:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bye bye affirmative action...don't let the door hit you on your ass...
Replies: 88
Views: 9782

Re: Bye bye affirmative action...don't let the door hit you on your ass...

I think you may need to retake your law classes. You obviously weren't paying attention. No surprise.
by Sven Golly
Mon Jul 10, 2023 5:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bye bye affirmative action...don't let the door hit you on your ass...
Replies: 88
Views: 9782

Re: Bye bye affirmative action...don't let the door hit you on your ass...

How is respecting the 14th Amendment, idiocy?

Not expecting a solid answer from you lib turds.
by Sven Golly
Fri Jul 07, 2023 7:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Back the Blue
Replies: 724
Views: 85282

Re: Back the Blue

I had the exact same views when Trump was POTUS. He should've cleaned house. He blew a great opportunity. I do fault him for that.
by Sven Golly
Fri Jul 07, 2023 7:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4597
Views: 1128050

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

OK, let's say the article came from Fox News or a similar right-leaning outlet, and they referred to an extremism expert making comments about something a left wing person had done? Would that be credible to you?

I think I already know the answer...
by Sven Golly
Fri Jul 07, 2023 7:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CBDC...it's a coming
Replies: 9
Views: 574

Re: CBDC...it's a coming

Well with CBDC, the gubmint will say how much, or if any, THC one can enjoy.
by Sven Golly
Fri Jul 07, 2023 7:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Back the Blue
Replies: 724
Views: 85282

Re: Back the Blue

This is nothing to do with MAGA. Quit deflecting. Federal agencies are nothing but political hack dens.
by Sven Golly
Fri Jul 07, 2023 7:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4597
Views: 1128050

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Why don't you answer the question? Because you know an "extremism expert" is a bullshit term.

This is why no one pays attention to the MSM.
by Sven Golly
Fri Jul 07, 2023 5:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CBDC...it's a coming
Replies: 9
Views: 574

CBDC...it's a coming

Buckle up. Will you succumb to it and get addicted like a drug, or realize the implications - full privacy invasion?

They put it in place just like the stim was during the scamdemic, and then it'll keep creeping.

Lock and load...