We need a president with a tight 20-something year old daughter that we can spend a lot of time looking at.Dick Fuckington wrote: ↑Mon Feb 08, 2021 8:59 pm I liked it better when Bildo Clinton was in office and I could read about his dirty sex in the paper every morning.
Search found 341 matches
- Tue Feb 09, 2021 12:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dear Bill
- Replies: 22
- Views: 3165
Re: Dear Bill
- Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:14 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Was not saved by the bell
- Replies: 7
- Views: 940
Re: Was not saved by the bell
I yanked off to each of the three little tart whores on that show.
- Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
- Replies: 1426
- Views: 530860
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
She looked pretty good at the end when she was down on her knees.Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Jan 25, 2021 4:55 am A very yappy anti-mask 'tardlette.
Civil rights and stuff...
I s'pose it was inevitable that the video would end with screeches and screaming.
:)
- Wed Jan 20, 2021 1:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
- Replies: 4597
- Views: 1128411
Re: Trump/GOP bullshit
I'd like a lengthy pictorial update on the daughter in a few years.
- Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Some Foods I Have Never Eaten
- Replies: 57
- Views: 8233
Re: Some Foods I Have Never Eaten
What the hell?Jsc810 wrote:And my mother ate monkey brains with Idi Amin, the monkey was alive at the table and they cracked open his skull right there.
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RIP Tommy
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1195
Re: RIP Tommy
Did he have any granddaughters or great-granddaughters?
- Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RIP Maryanne
- Replies: 34
- Views: 4491
Re: RIP Maryanne
So no one is gonna answer how DF was able to accurately aim for the drain/basin, instead of the wall, mirror, light fixtures, or ceiling? :? aight. If you push the nozzle down you can spray it into the sink. It isn't as pleasurable as nutting for the ceiling, but sometimes circumstances dictate tha...
- Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RIP Maryanne
- Replies: 34
- Views: 4491
Re: RIP Maryanne
I wanted to impregnate both of them multiple times.
Gilligan and the Skipper were both faggots, weren't they?
Gilligan and the Skipper were both faggots, weren't they?
- Thu Dec 31, 2020 2:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RIP Maryanne
- Replies: 34
- Views: 4491
Re: RIP Maryanne
I wanted to go into full scale jerk mode for Ginger and Mary Ann whenever they came on. Fully nude, legs splayed wide, tongue out, two hand tug going, But my parents were always in the house. Fuck! So I had to keep all that sexual rage pent up for bathroom time. Mary Ann's dark shorts were some fant...
- Mon Dec 28, 2020 1:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3342
- Views: 907712
Re: Doom
Redneck probably had bugs living in that filthy mop.
- Mon Dec 28, 2020 1:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Yellow Pages
- Replies: 38
- Views: 4642
Re: The Yellow Pages
Dachshund.Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sat Dec 26, 2020 6:17 pmYou should install a door for your pup, Slap. What breed is he?
- Sat Dec 26, 2020 1:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Yellow Pages
- Replies: 38
- Views: 4642
Re: The Yellow Pages
The yellow pages is the newspaper I've trained my dog to piss on.
- Wed Dec 16, 2020 4:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3342
- Views: 907712
Re: Doom
All of my favorites are still up, so there is currently no problem here.Innocent Bystander wrote:Pornhub also scrubbed a very large portion of their content.
- Mon Dec 14, 2020 1:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3342
- Views: 907712
Re: Doom
I'd like to try a cinnamon girl.
- Sun Dec 13, 2020 1:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Charley Pride - DEAD!
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2328
Re: Charley Pride - DEAD!
There were some healthy young women on Hee Haw. Sometimes I pull an episode up on youtube if I want to rapidly work up an erection.
- Sat Dec 05, 2020 2:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: More evidence that I am just too damn old...
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1657
Re: More evidence that I am just too damn old...
Buxom co-host whores is a positive trend.
- Thu Dec 03, 2020 3:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Lame
- Replies: 19
- Views: 5621
- Sun Nov 29, 2020 1:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Lame
- Replies: 19
- Views: 5621
Re: Lame
Her ass looked halfway decent when she trotted off the field.
- Thu Nov 26, 2020 1:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How do we avoid another election shit-show next time?
- Replies: 118
- Views: 18260
Re: How do we avoid another election shit-show next time?
Technology is really fukking swell. Being able to rub one out to a pronhub video in the shitter at work during your coffee break is an amazing advancement. Back in the old days I would tuck something innocuous, like a TV Guide, in with a couple of work notepads and books and carry it in to the rest...
- Fri Nov 20, 2020 2:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Is this social distancing acceptable?
- Replies: 76
- Views: 29530
Re: Is this social distancing acceptable?
I'd like to find out how friendly she is.Screw_Michigan wrote:I would love to meet Mrs. Seater.
- Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: IB: Ideation of the Black Female
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2226
Re: IB: Ideation of the Black Female
It seems like she might be on her knees, so that's a good start.
- Tue Nov 10, 2020 1:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Deaf Folks Have a Sense of Humor...
- Replies: 4
- Views: 750
Re: Deaf Folks Have a Sense of Humor...
When a hot woman starts moving her arms and hands around I usually get an erection. So that box down at the bottom of the screen where someone is "talking" to the deaf people has always had great jerk potential. But the problem is they always have a cow down there who was probably a straig...
- Fri Nov 06, 2020 12:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Article 25 pool.
- Replies: 33
- Views: 3247
Re: Article 25 pool.
Checkpoints are bullshit. One time I downloaded a feature on Pornhub. I went to the refrigerator to get a beer and realized I had already crushed the last one. Damn it! So I had to get in my car and scoot over to the Quickmart. But I got caught up in checkpoint and it took me about 15 minutes to ge...
- Sun Nov 01, 2020 2:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: missing . . .
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2875
Re: missing . . .
He is under a rainbow flag swallowing a lot of sperm.Innocent Bystander wrote:he's found his rainbow
- Thu Oct 29, 2020 2:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm proud of Cube
- Replies: 35
- Views: 6482
Re: I'm proud of Cube
I've always wanted her to be my cocksucker.
- Tue Oct 27, 2020 3:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Is it time to stop discriminating against young trans kids?
- Replies: 46
- Views: 5921
Re: Is it time to stop discriminating against young trans kids?
Identifying as transgender is not a choice anymore than homosexuality is a choice. Since it’s not a choice the age of majority is irrelevant. Sigmund Freud said the reason many dudes become faggots is because of a negative experience with the opposite sex. Like when a guy in school keeps getting la...
- Thu Oct 22, 2020 1:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fosbury Flop
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3069
Re: Fosbury Flop
You've got to respect the way that guy handles his business. Just rolls in with his lube and plucks off a few tissues. He's like, "Can anyone guess what time it is?"
Like a boss. Rack that dude!
- Wed Oct 21, 2020 1:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Your message to a future generation
- Replies: 42
- Views: 12855
Re: Your message to a future generation
If I was on Zoom and some guy starting working himself, I'd be like, "Whatever you need, dude. No big deal." He's just keeping things real. Think of it as reality TV. Is Toobin fired or suspended? Are people really that uptight?
- Wed Oct 14, 2020 1:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy Columbus Day.
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2486
Re: Happy Columbus Day.
He was probably looking for a new place to go and get laid.Roach wrote:Columbus was not thinking of MAGA when he sprinkled syphilis and was looking for treasure.
- Tue Oct 13, 2020 12:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Have you been tested...
- Replies: 42
- Views: 6640
Re: Have you been tested...
It would be good if a doctor jammed a walnut up your ass.schmick wrote:DRE, digital rectal exam, is the doctor sticking a finger in your butt.... I'm not interested in having that happen, ever.
- Mon Oct 12, 2020 1:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Have you been tested...
- Replies: 42
- Views: 6640
Re: Have you been tested...
He was a closet faggot. Now he has outed himself.Innocent Bystander wrote:Schmick, is this close?
- Wed Oct 07, 2020 12:10 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: EVH, runnin’ with the devil.
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2212
Re: EVH, runnin’ with the devil.
I spilled some loads to her.smackaholic wrote:But he did bang Valerie Bertinneli
- Tue Oct 06, 2020 1:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Have you been tested...
- Replies: 42
- Views: 6640
Re: Have you been tested...
Something ain't right. Not assuming it is covid but it does seem like a possibility. Just did a pulse ox and it was 94, I'm breathing ok but you definitely want that number higher. Unless there is a substantial improvement by the morning, I'm making a phone call. That sucks, dude. I've found that h...
- Tue Sep 22, 2020 12:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ruth Bader Ginsberg--tits up
- Replies: 56
- Views: 13504
- Mon Sep 21, 2020 2:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ruth Bader Ginsberg--tits up
- Replies: 56
- Views: 13504
Re: Ruth Bader Ginsberg--tits up
Wonder if the Mrs Fiatlux is a left or right hand? A few years ago I caught a look at my dick in the mirror and noticed it was browned up on one side. Wtf? I realized I had been flogging myself so much that I built up a permanent bruise. I said then and there that I needed to even it out. I mean, w...
- Thu Sep 17, 2020 1:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: where is he
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2344
Re: where is he
ejaculating on toys Back in my younger days I was at JC Penny during Christmas season. I caught a look at a foxy babe who was a trying on gloves in the store. So I sort of mingled around there, acting like I was looking at belts or something. But all the while I was scoping her out from the corner ...
- Mon Sep 14, 2020 12:10 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: ALL THNGS TREVVIE.....
- Replies: 19
- Views: 4642
Re: ALL THNGS TREVVIE.....
That's why I watch the Little League World Series with peace of mind. I know that none of those lads will grow up to be sucking on a dick.schmick wrote:can't catch or throw a ball the little faggot
- Sun Sep 13, 2020 2:10 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Younger, White Blonde Flight Attendants
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1213
Re: Younger, White Blonde Flight Attendants
It used to be that all the flight attendants were at least jerkable. I couldn't wait to get to my hotel so that I could milk myself in the shower. Then they started letting fatties in to the ranks. And then moderately ugly ones. And ones who never smile at me. And then they let dudes come in and off...
- Sat Sep 12, 2020 1:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rack having a mask requirement
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1294
Rack having a mask requirement
I am mostly in favor of masks. I scope out bodies and get a rock in my pants. That used to happen in the pre-mask days, but then sometimes I might catch a glimpse of the woman's below average face and I would lose my woodrow. That is no hurdle now. I can stay stiff and build up a lot of jerk fodder....
- Sat Sep 12, 2020 1:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
- Replies: 4597
- Views: 1128411
Re: Trump/GOP bullshit
How does she look these days?Softball Bat wrote:The now 24-year-old recounts being sexualized by Trump when she was a teenager