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- Sat Nov 14, 2015 5:59 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
- Replies: 356
- Views: 66083
Re: Pretty Dots In The Firmament (! pg 3 - well sorta !)
Get with the program. You won't look like such a total fool next time. The earth curvature rate on your ball earth model is slightly less than 8" per mile squared. The rate of curvature on a sphere COMPOUNDS. See the diagram and -----> THINK about a sphere! https://planetruthblog.files.wordpre...
- Sat Nov 14, 2015 5:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Shaggin' Wagon
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1835
Re: The Shaggin' Wagon
It is often cheaper to put cockblocks on their own insurance policy if they have their own car. Just limit their driving of your cars and put cockblocks car and him/her on a policy in their name. That way you and the OL don't pay for his being 16. Nope, not anymore. The insurance companies now run ...
- Fri Nov 13, 2015 7:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ben Carson . . . Toast.
- Replies: 68
- Views: 2597
Re: Ben Carson . . . Toast.
She was Secretary of State???? She was a categorical fuck up as Secretary of State. Just ask Chris Stevens....oh, wait. I think most of us here would agree. The problem is that a a large percentage of the population don't know that. Fuck, the majority of our country should not be allowed within 100...
- Fri Nov 13, 2015 8:20 am
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
- Replies: 356
- Views: 66083
Re: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
I had something to say but I got sidetracked there...
that gal with the necklace has small boobs.
sin/MA
that gal with the necklace has small boobs.
sin/MA
- Wed Nov 11, 2015 7:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Too Drunk to Give consent ?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1404
Re: Too Drunk to Give consent ?
I thought Scott was going to regale us with the tale of how he became a father.
- Tue Nov 10, 2015 7:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Black Student Group Demands - University of Missouri
- Replies: 101
- Views: 6272
Re: Black Student Group Demands - University of Missouri
I haven't seen anything to suggest that the shit swastika was drawn by a white. So the campus PD refused your request to check the feces for cornbread? Back in the day I positioned myself on the hood of a car and shat on the front windshield of a car. Came out beautiful, like a large cinnamon roll....
- Tue Nov 10, 2015 7:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Black Student Group Demands - University of Missouri
- Replies: 101
- Views: 6272
Re: Black Student Group Demands - University of Missouri
There also is some PC bullshit going on at Yale now, about Halloween costumes I think. Holy shit. I just read about that one. Amazing. For those unaware, read this: http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/11/the-new-intolerance-of-student-activism-at-yale/414810/ The person screaming in th...
- Sun Nov 08, 2015 8:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The hilarious defense of the Deadskins name
- Replies: 10
- Views: 364
Re: The hilarious defense of the Deadskins name
So you feed at the federal trough under the guise of an obscure federal program that assesses the value of tee-pees, wig-wams and mud huts. It is a bitch to get weened from that gub'mint teet.[img]https://s.yimg.com/fz/api/res/1.2/1W13SOhlmLMPa.U7hyfINg--/YXBwaWQ9c3JjaGRkO2g9MTAwMDtxPTk1O3c9MTAwMA--/http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4EUKIko-anM/UGyg_SkeFZI/AAAAAAAABos/SroNaDfubPo/s1600/mr_potato_head_54968a.jpeg[/img] wrote:I work for the Departement of the Interior, Office of the Special Trustee for American Indians....
- Sun Nov 08, 2015 4:24 am
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
- Replies: 356
- Views: 66083
Re: Pretty Dots In The Firmament (! pg 3 - well sorta !)
Pop, you ducked the whole boat race I posted previously. The Vendee Globe that circumnavigates your ice wall. Plenty of data there if you cared to wade through it.
- Sat Nov 07, 2015 6:49 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
- Replies: 356
- Views: 66083
Re: Pretty Dots In The Firmament (! pg 3 - well sorta !)
Felix, Felix, Felix, You uniformed naive enigma wrapped in green jeans. Just carry on with your life like a hamster on a wheel, that is how THEY want you to live. Be a good a complacent "patient", chase your little white balls around the countryside on your free time. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS ...
- Fri Nov 06, 2015 10:15 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Greetings from Bermuda
- Replies: 63
- Views: 2885
Re: Greetings from Bermuda
Dammit Goob, I intentionally left the actual identity vague so as to allow those not knowing the story would rampantly speculate as to which one of our fellow posters from KC was the biggest pussy. Fuck
- Fri Nov 06, 2015 3:11 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
- Replies: 356
- Views: 66083
Re: Pretty Dots In The Firmament (! pg 3 - well sorta !)
Bullshit Jay!
You know that is an advanced trailer for the next Star Trek movie, "Bouncing off the Firmament".
Why must you lie.
You know that is an advanced trailer for the next Star Trek movie, "Bouncing off the Firmament".
Why must you lie.
- Fri Nov 06, 2015 4:26 am
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
- Replies: 356
- Views: 66083
Re: Pretty Dots In The Firmament (! pg 3 - well sorta !)
While not your call for a bunch of boats to depart from different areas, this might provide some fodder for you to wade through. Vendee Globe Explain why these fellas and gals want to extend as far out as possible on your radial map to get around the perimeter the quickest. Would not a shorter radia...
- Fri Nov 06, 2015 12:57 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Greetings from Bermuda
- Replies: 63
- Views: 2885
Re: Greetings from Bermuda
Some dude from KC who quite a few years back seemed to think it was a good idea to share on one of the previous boards that he was the victim of domestic abuse at the hands of his wife.
- Wed Nov 04, 2015 9:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Middle Age White Americans Dying of Despair
- Replies: 22
- Views: 686
Re: Middle Age White Americans Dying of Despair
So you're saying it's the robots? I haven't heard that theory before but there could be something to it. You are damn right it is the robots. Nano-robots to be exact. They are being built in Canadia and they are secretly dusting crops like kale, quinoa and chicken. Middle aged women buy this stuff ...
- Wed Nov 04, 2015 6:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: World Series - call it
- Replies: 53
- Views: 2033
Re: World Series - call it
Give me Chicago style deep dish over NYC thin every time when it comes to pizza. ehhh, all the yeast in that extra dough/crust gets my fart machine cranking up in high gear. I don't mind personally but it tends to upset friends and family. Hell, even the dog leaves the room, he knows to go away so ...
- Wed Nov 04, 2015 5:55 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
- Replies: 356
- Views: 66083
Re: Pretty Dots In The Firmament (! pg 3 - well sorta !)
I will tell you that I am looking closely at 11/4 this year, though. I think something "big" might happen. Mind you, this is just poptart thinking out loud and it is NOT prophecy. The date is just interesting for a few reasons. You could be fukked today, people. :wink: He might be on to s...
- Wed Nov 04, 2015 4:58 am
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
- Replies: 356
- Views: 66083
Re: Pretty Dots In The Firmament (! pg 3 - well sorta !)
I'm one of the dumbest people here?
At least i'm not under some kind of impression that a privately run message board is going to always follow their own rules.
Your whining and complaining about the admins just makes you look more foolish than you have already presented yourself here.
At least i'm not under some kind of impression that a privately run message board is going to always follow their own rules.
Your whining and complaining about the admins just makes you look more foolish than you have already presented yourself here.
- Tue Nov 03, 2015 3:15 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Pretty Dots In The Firmament {!)
- Replies: 356
- Views: 66083
Re: Pretty Dots In The Firmament
Now it is back to whining and complaining about "nazi-admins". I'm not sure who didn't see that post coming, you certainly are predicable pop. You push the limit on trolling/spamming and some mod finally got sick of the inane bullshit.
- Sat Oct 31, 2015 5:43 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: The Rod of God -- (!) Pages 33 and 34 (!)
- Replies: 1548
- Views: 120750
Re: The Rod of God -- (!) Pages 33 and 34 (!)
I believe Poptart missed the warning to stay away from the Brown Kimchi.
- Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Any of you fucks been to Cuba?
- Replies: 27
- Views: 477
Re: Any of you fucks been to Cuba?
My barber that i've been going to for about 20 years is from Cuba. He occasionally shows me pics of beautiful white sand beaches. On the few occasions I've had to go into another shop to get cleaned up quick before a trip or meeting I get pissed when they ask me what number or some other crap, fuck ...
- Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:10 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: World Series - call it
- Replies: 53
- Views: 2033
Re: World Series - call it
ehhh, I picked the wrong longhair tonight.
I'm thinking my prognostication last night will probably play out to be wrong, but that was mostly for Whitey's benefit.
I'm thinking my prognostication last night will probably play out to be wrong, but that was mostly for Whitey's benefit.
- Wed Oct 28, 2015 5:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: World Series - call it
- Replies: 53
- Views: 2033
Re: World Series - call it
Great game tonight, Colon dueling with Young, who would've thought, I still think the Mets will win it all. Game 4 will be interesting to see if Yost goes with Volquez or Young, versus Madz (sp?). I think the the two young Met's longhairs will win the next couple of games. Also it is only 10:45 here...
- Tue Oct 27, 2015 3:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: the definition of crazy
- Replies: 5
- Views: 283
Re: the definition of crazy
Roach made a pretty strong case...
Roach wrote:
- Mon Oct 26, 2015 6:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Squatty Potty
- Replies: 9
- Views: 370
The Squatty Potty
Any of you old coots have one of these or something similar. It actually looks like maybe a worthwhile investment. Hell a unicorn that shits rainbow sherbert, pretty fricking awesome.
- Sun Oct 25, 2015 4:28 am
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: The Rod of God -- (!) Pages 33 and 34 (!)
- Replies: 1548
- Views: 120750
Re: The Rod of God -- (!) Pages 33 and 34 (!)
Ohhhh Fuck,poptart wrote:
Really!
The floor looks nice but those two seams just to the right of your map should have been staggered more.
- Sat Oct 24, 2015 4:42 am
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: Is Yost a special kind of idiot?
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2416
Re: Is Yost a special kind of idiot?
have to agree. Never fear, he will have Volquez start a crucial game again.
- Sat Oct 24, 2015 4:33 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Yay
- Replies: 137
- Views: 7648
Re: Yay
Would you be interested in a '82 Toyota 210 Squareback. The rear quarter panel window is gone but that helps keep the odd stench from building up on hot days.Jay in Phoenix wrote: Any other useless questions people?
- Sat Oct 24, 2015 4:18 am
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: Is Yost a special kind of idiot?
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2416
Re: Is Yost a special kind of idiot?
nevermind, dude got his shit dialed in the last two batters.
- Sat Oct 24, 2015 4:12 am
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: Is Yost a special kind of idiot?
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2416
Is Yost a special kind of idiot?
Why did he bring Davis back in after the rain delay? Granted dude is only on second right now.
- Wed Oct 21, 2015 5:35 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: I hope someone breaks Peyton Manning's neck
- Replies: 75
- Views: 5386
Re: I hope someone breaks Peyton Manning's neck
You like guys licking your ass? Not my preference, but if I am at a football viewing party that gets a little wild. Next thing you now i'm balls deep in some poon doggie style, with a slice of pepperoni pie on the gals back and some one starts licking my asshole, i'm not going to look back to see w...
- Wed Oct 21, 2015 4:20 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: I hope someone breaks Peyton Manning's neck
- Replies: 75
- Views: 5386
Re: I hope someone breaks Peyton Manning's neck
I'm sorry, Its my fault, I farted in the church, I baited Poptart to bring his idiocy into this thread, I am soooo sorry. I will jog an extra shit lap tomorrow morning. Back to the engrossing NFL topic at hand. It is a good bet that any place that slings pizza and advertises on the television or rad...
- Tue Oct 20, 2015 4:39 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: I hope someone breaks Peyton Manning's neck
- Replies: 75
- Views: 5386
Re: I hope someone breaks Peyton Manning's neck
Poptart, I choose not to suffer annoying trolls, morons and humorless cunts.
Good day, and go break a neck.
Good day, and go break a neck.
- Tue Oct 20, 2015 12:27 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: I hope someone breaks Peyton Manning's neck
- Replies: 75
- Views: 5386
Re: I hope someone breaks Peyton Manning's neck
If you've actually known someone who carried on a lengthy debate with a loon claiming the earth was flat in the 21st century, you wouldn't think it was funny.
- Tue Oct 20, 2015 3:26 am
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: The Rod of God -- (!) Pages 33 and 34 (!)
- Replies: 1548
- Views: 120750
Re: The Rod of God -- (!) Pages 33 and 34 (!)
They are round and they are spectacular. Which proves poptart's flat titty theory is not only wrong, but is retarded. Shameful, gay and retarded. Ugh, this is about breasteses as planetary objects, right? Jay I think you might have stumbled upon something. Pop's has repeatedly said he is not exactl...
- Mon Oct 19, 2015 11:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Coffee, how do you take it?
- Replies: 79
- Views: 6008
Re: Coffee, how do you take it?
WTF. Does this guy drink coffee or smoke it?Goober McTuber wrote:
- Mon Oct 19, 2015 5:40 am
- Forum: Hockey
- Topic: 9 Years of Waiting Finally Over
- Replies: 19
- Views: 4805
Re: 9 Years of Waiting Finally Over
yea, high level college hockey is not gonna happen in San Diego, rugby is trying to get a little traction though, too bad that wasn't a youth sport back in the 80's
- Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy Wife, Happy Life
- Replies: 102
- Views: 4208
Re: Happy Wife, Happy Life
you know, practice makes perfect...
errr maybe this should have been an PM.
errr maybe this should have been an PM.
- Fri Oct 16, 2015 6:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What Was The "GOP" Again?
- Replies: 38
- Views: 983
Re: What Was The "GOP" Again?
I retrieved the track you wanted. I put it in my recording program. I recorded one take after I'd listened to about 40 seconds of the song (knowing it wouldn't change). I mixed it, and posted it. I did it all in about 15 minutes. You can't do that? I'm counting on the flat earth debate to be resolv...
- Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy Wife, Happy Life
- Replies: 102
- Views: 4208
Re: Happy Wife, Happy Life
Sam, I just spent a few minutes perusing the UT FAC site, I might reconsider my final wishes.Sudden Sam wrote: Come join me in Knoxville. We can have a T1B gathering at the Body Farm.