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by TenTallBen
Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Vegas
Replies: 42
Views: 2568

Re: Vegas

Go Coogs' wrote:We're gonna check out the Hoover Dam, Lake Mead
Great idea, my man. Was there two weeks ago. 114 degrees but the water was perfect. Highly recommend renting a boat or some waverunners.

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by TenTallBen
Sat Oct 25, 2008 11:49 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: LSU won't repeat as national champions
Replies: 2
Views: 283

Re: LSU won't repeat as national champions

Does Marcus Allen still post here?
by TenTallBen
Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:43 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Meatgrinder so tough, they play to baseball
Replies: 11
Views: 320

Re: Meatgrinder so tough, they play to baseball

That was one of the shittiest offensive efforts, on both sides of the ball, that I can remember seeing in a LONG time. MSU sucks but aub shoud be ashamed of themselves. shutyomouth, your thoughts?
by TenTallBen
Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:15 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Shockey to Aint's
Replies: 31
Views: 3087

Re: Shockey to Aint's

Dinsdale wrote:As stated, I've never been to NO.
but then you say
just about every entertainment activity I engage in involves drinking to excess...
:?

Then why haven't you ever been to New Orleans?? I think you might just enjoy it.
by TenTallBen
Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:04 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Shockey to Aint's
Replies: 31
Views: 3087

Re: Shockey to Aint's

Looting?
by TenTallBen
Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:38 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Shockey to Aint's
Replies: 31
Views: 3087

Re: Shockey to Aint's

MacAllister is no longer the key to this offense. He needs to pass on his running duties to Pierre Thomas. He's the future. He had 100 yards rushing and receiving in the game against the bears last year. Granted it was the last game of the season and the bears didn't have anything to play for, but ...
by TenTallBen
Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:31 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Shockey to Aint's
Replies: 31
Views: 3087

Re: Shockey to Aint's

The Saints offense, if healthy, has no excuse not to dominate this year. Holy shit they will have some weapons! Hopefully they can find a corner that actually knows how to tie his own shoes. Vilma should help out tremendously and I'm anxious to see if Sedrick Ellis can hang in the NFL like he did in...
by TenTallBen
Sat May 24, 2008 1:06 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: preseason polls
Replies: 57
Views: 1208

Re: preseason polls

I realize that preseason polls this early are about as useful as airports in SEC towns
See my LSU thread....
by TenTallBen
Sat May 24, 2008 1:04 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: LSU to travel to the West Coast in '09
Replies: 18
Views: 535

Re: LSU to travel to the West Coast in '09

I think I might have to make the trip for that one. Seeing LSU fan in Seattle should be quite entertaining!
by TenTallBen
Fri May 23, 2008 9:54 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: LSU to travel to the West Coast in '09
Replies: 18
Views: 535

LSU to travel to the West Coast in '09

I figured Dins would enjoy this... LSU will open 2009 against Washington in Seattle by The Times-Picayune Friday May 23, 2008, 1:33 PM LSU's football team will open the 2009 season against Washington in Seattle, senior associate athletic director Verge Ausberry announced on Friday. In the first of t...
by TenTallBen
Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:34 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Go fukk yourself, shutyomouth
Replies: 42
Views: 10659

Re: Go fukk yourself, shutyomouth

Prickle makes Doc Detroit pretty readable.
by TenTallBen
Thu Mar 13, 2008 4:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: BREAKING NEWS: KCPaul, Do NOT Come In Here!
Replies: 1
Views: 251

Re: BREAKING NEWS: KCPaul, Do NOT Come In Here!

Authorities said they did not know if she was developmentally disabled.
KFCPaul is a cop???
by TenTallBen
Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Smokers are FUBAR
Replies: 278
Views: 14727

Re: Smokers are FUBAR

Smackie Chan wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:The light is fucking green. GO MOTHERFUCKER! Get off the fucking phone and get your sack of shit car out of my way!
And your landscaping, too.
If the tree is using the phone then hell yeah! Fuck that earthborn shit!

Go take a bath, Smackie.
by TenTallBen
Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Smokers are FUBAR
Replies: 278
Views: 14727

Re: Smokers are FUBAR

As a casual smoker I accept the fact that you pansy assed retards are doing all you can to ban smoking anywhere and evrywhere you can. I will say this...if you ban smoking everywhere then you have to ban talking on cellphones in cars, check out likes...everywhere. That shit invades my lifestyle of p...
by TenTallBen
Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State of the Union address
Replies: 82
Views: 1949

Re: State of the Union address

Dinstale wrote: you might want to spell "rigor mortis" correctly.
Thanks for pointing out another grammatical error. That probably accounts for 45% of your bazillion posts. Fine form, fuckhead.
by TenTallBen
Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State of the Union address
Replies: 82
Views: 1949

Re: State of the Union address

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/friscoaggie/THE/oden_pancake.jpg Posts = 16k When will you do anything with your life that actually matters other than making sure your fingers don't get rigamortis by pounding your keyboard excessively regardless of what the topic is? You may call me sad but d...
by TenTallBen
Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm here to smack!
Replies: 6
Views: 381

Re: I'm here to smack!

PSUFAN wrote:Call off the mf'n Smackoff.
No need to panic!
by TenTallBen
Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm here to smack!
Replies: 6
Views: 381

Re: I'm here to smack!

Thanks for your candid response, R-Jack. I appreciate you looking out for my feelings and how they might be hurt since no one had replied to my "Hello, I'm here. Look at me!" thread. I will remember this for a day or two.
by TenTallBen
Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: An American Hero
Replies: 37
Views: 765

Re: An American Hero

The Cajundome is about a mile from my house. I could have been on the scene with pics, video even!

By the way, did that kid learn to fly a jet on his playstation? :?
by TenTallBen
Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: BLOW ME UP TOM!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 353

Re: BLOW ME UP TOM!!!

he's constantly harping on dipshits So he's alienating his whole audience now? Trust me, his act will tire you as he is a one trick pony. You can't do the same schtick for over a decace without lots of people losing interest (see Jim Rome). You stick to your Leykis 101 rules and the misogynistic BS...
by TenTallBen
Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I would like to volunteer my services as a judge in the SO.
Replies: 121
Views: 7263

Re: I would like to volunteer my services as a judge in the SO.

Bizzarofelice wrote:TTB's steering column pick 'em
My car has a much better chance than your acne.
by TenTallBen
Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: BLOW ME UP TOM!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 353

Re: BLOW ME UP TOM!!!

Tom Lickass sucks donkey balls. He was good for about a week back in the 90's but now he's pretty much a washup.

If you want some funny shit, get Sirius and listen to channel 28 from 2 to 6 central time. Trust me.
by TenTallBen
Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm here to smack!
Replies: 6
Views: 381

I'm here to smack!

You all know that is what I'm known for so let's get it started right?

Insert...

Smacking into a tree comments here...and GFY in advance.





Actually I'm just glad to see some activity in this former wasteland. This S.O. is just what this place needed.
by TenTallBen
Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:57 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: No. 5 Giants (11-6) at No. 1 Cowboys (13-3) -- Discussion
Replies: 75
Views: 3529

Re: No. 5 Giants (11-6) at No. 1 Cowboys (13-3) -- Discussion

Mike the Lab Rat wrote:I loved the look on Jerry Jones's face.
RACK and 2nd! Fuckin douchebag!!
by TenTallBen
Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poptart! Neil Peart Sucks!
Replies: 5
Views: 278

Re: Poptart! Neil Peart Sucks!

That shit is older than my dead grandmother.
by TenTallBen
Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Knoxville Rape, Torture, Murder - 1 Year Anniversary
Replies: 11
Views: 405

Re: Knoxville Rape, Torture, Murder - 1 Year Anniversary

Black people were much more productive back in the 1800's.

Shit! Wrong board again!!
by TenTallBen
Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Because I don't want to shit on the CFB forum...
Replies: 34
Views: 2497

Re: Because I don't want to shit on the CFB forum...

Who's that chalk headed spook in your av? Oh wait. Wrong board.
by TenTallBen
Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My eyes! My eyes!!!
Replies: 37
Views: 2435

Re: My eyes! My eyes!!!

http://www.lahayesight.com/images/video ... eminar.mov" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:lol:
by TenTallBen
Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Because I don't want to shit on the CFB forum...
Replies: 34
Views: 2497

Re: Because I don't want to shit on the CFB forum...

Why all the hate? Can't everybody just get along? :?: :logan:
by TenTallBen
Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:40 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: I had a bad feeling about tonight...
Replies: 19
Views: 2387

Re: I had a bad feeling about tonight...

That's funny. Sorry bro. The game's not over yet!












Plenty of time for LSU to score 21 more points! :wink:
by TenTallBen
Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:33 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: LSU v. tOSU: In-game
Replies: 47
Views: 794

Re: LSU v. tOSU: In-game

Regardless of the outcome of this game I give LSU props for not folding up shop after OSU's huge start to the game.

GEAUX TIGERS!

17-10
by TenTallBen
Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:13 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: LSU v. tOSU: In-game
Replies: 47
Views: 794

Re: LSU v. tOSU: In-game

TIE BALLGAME!
by TenTallBen
Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:51 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What happened to the Fresno guys?
Replies: 435
Views: 32527

Re: What happened to the Fresno guys?

The only fitting ending to this thread is for AP to go out a la "ripper" and start downing as many prescription meds as he can get his hands on until his unfortunate demise, all the time posting "I told u I was hardcore, ______"
by TenTallBen
Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:07 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Ohio State vs Georgia in BCS Title game
Replies: 8
Views: 233

Georgia has no business playing for the mNC. No team that doesn't win their conference does either.
by TenTallBen
Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:49 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Is there a Scenario with LSU Finishing 3rd in the SEC?
Replies: 13
Views: 581

Just an update from today's Baton Rouge paper... FWIW Where will LSU likely go if it loses to Tennessee? Probably the Cotton. The Capital One will likely invite Florida, while the Outback will probably take Auburn. Who would LSU play in those games? The Tigers would likely meet the Big 12 Championsh...
by TenTallBen
Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:01 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Ricky Wiliams. WGAF?
Replies: 13
Views: 407

PSUFAN wrote:Did everyone see the punt land and stick right in the ground? BWAAAHAHAHAHA!
I LMAO when I saw that shit.
by TenTallBen
Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:27 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Ricky Wiliams. WGAF?
Replies: 13
Views: 407

I'm not listening to those douchebags but Kornholer needs to have his face shoved face down into that thing they call a football field until only his lifeless corpse remain.
by TenTallBen
Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:46 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Is there a Scenario with LSU Finishing 3rd in the SEC?
Replies: 13
Views: 581

michigan would make the playoffs in your world? Not this season, no. I'm just saying that anything can happen in a playoff scenario (as long as you are one of the teams that made the draw). That is a lot more exciting and appealing to me rather than everybody keep bitching about the BCS and who has...
by TenTallBen
Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:55 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Is there a Scenario with LSU Finishing 3rd in the SEC?
Replies: 13
Views: 581

It wouldn't be ruled out with a playoff system though. That's what makes having it so exciting. Think of the possibilities!

out
by TenTallBen
Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:59 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Is it even worth starting a CU/NU thread?
Replies: 7
Views: 182

Just wait until one of your teams land a bowl game with a 6 win SEC school and then you can bring the smack and 90% of this board will have your back.