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Brutal Truth: The only thing that will slow down Nick Saban is a stroke or heart attack. They don't call him Sabot for nothing.

Meyer saw the writing on the wall.

Florida has to be talking to someone about the vacancy, but who?

Carson

SunCoastSooner wrote:I swept some sand off the porch... does that count?

Easy now; been through a REAL hurricane yet?

Carson

So what if he drove the SUV?

Public transportation in LA suxx. He had no choice.

Society's to blame. Is carbon footprinting an NCAA violation?

Sin,
Van

Carson

...and son Terry Tot knocked up a trustee's daughter at AU.

allegedly

Carson

Seems some of you overgrown rats laid out drunk last night and Santa had to pass up on a bunch of houses, including MINE.

My kids are all crying.

Replace your asses with Pegasus, I say.

Carson

Is that a sling blade in Thrasher's avatar?

Did they just let him out of the nervous hospital?

Mmm Hmm

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poptart wrote:Very dark days in America.

Racist.

Carson

Don't worry, bama will win that last game.

Sin,

The NE Patriots

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Bambi sez ur a pussy gamer.

Carson

Dasher wrote:I think she said her name was Daryl
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

Best ending ever to a carol.

RACK THE REINDEER!!!

Carson

Know anything about this, young man? A post on Kelly’s Twitter page Sunday morning indicated he received quite the cool welcome as he spent the weekend wrapping up loose ends in Cincinnati. “Spent most of the morning on the phone with recruits,” Kelly wrote. “House got egged last night and the sign ...

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Killian wrote:What about when a coach is fired? Should we wait unti after all bowl games to fire coaches as well?

Coaches get fired for NOT making it to bowl games. Only gotta be at .500 to go lately.

Carson

Bwaa, Now Kansas has hired Turner Gill over Tubby! The only reason he didn't get run from AU back in 2002 is he beat bammer in their crib...after losing BADLY to Georgia and LSU. If somebody does screw up and hire him as a HC, get ready for: PHASE I - Water down the schedule PHASE II - Suck off the ...

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Don't forget the chrome, gooseneck floor lamp.

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The last coach to leave the State of Alabama for aTm was...ulp...

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Same writers (Finebaum) that hailed Alabama for hiring a black basketball coach.

Does Bammer Nation REALLY want that little twerp on their side???

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Louisville didn't want him. Notre Dame didn't want him. Virginia didn't want him. Jimmy Sexton, agent for Tubby (and Saban and Nutt and Muschamp AND Phulmer), better get off his fat ass and earn his commission...or is he happy with just the severance payment? Or maybe the word's out that Wingnut is ...

Carson

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid took his GOP-blasting rhetoric to a new level Monday, comparing Republicans who oppose health care reform to lawmakers who clung to the institution of slavery more than a century ago. ...Senate Republicans on Monday called Reid's comments "offensive" and ...

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Little Nicky is known for "losing" assistants.

Supposedly after getting the LSU job, Sabot sent a jet to MSU to retrieve the assistants he left there. None of them boarded.

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That's as pissed off as I've ever been. Cheesedick: Nick - we're just going to play extreme prevent for the last 7-8 minutes. All you have to do is pass under it and get 8-10 yards per play. Saban: Whoa! Okay - sure - works for me! I fucking melted. No way 'Bama should have won this game. Did you c...

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Somebody needs to tell Petey it's too late for style points.

Force of habit, I guess.

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m2 is a crab louse... finds comfort in men's crotches, but his presence is so loathesome and irritating that some have consulted with doctors in order to be rid of him.

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I can't ever remember feeling good about losing an AU-UA game, but with all the "Saban will own Auburn because he is a god and we pay him 4 mil a year" talk, I can't help but feel great about the next few years. Chizik may indeed have squandered some time at the end, but I think part of th...

Carson

OK so now it's game day... FUKK BAMA :hfal: FUKK LITTLE NICKI :waz: FUKK ELEPHANTS FUKK FIGHTSONGS THAT REFERENCE GAMES THAT ARE NO LONGER PLAYED FUKK STADIUM EXPANSIONS JUST TO STAY AHEAD OF AUBURN FUKK FINEBAUM FOR COLON-CLEANSING SABEAR WITH HIS TONGUE FUKK HOUNDS TOOTH HATS ON FUKKING TWINS (I s...

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Dye is dead on. After he got his new contract, Tuberville told his coaches not to do anything during recruiting that might cause him to get fired. Saban proceeded to rack up the in-state players while Wingnut went duck hunting. Call it "throwing him under the bus" if you like, but as for m...

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Ray said the AU-UA game in Auburn would "never happen".

Also said bama would not be denied in the 4th quarter...just before the Lawyer Tillman reverse-for-TD game in '85.

Carson

Hmmm,

Daddy can either go to the big state rivalry game or he can take his snot-nosed, spoiled beeyotch daughter to the Hannah Montana lip-synch and pedophile fest.

Prolly cost less to get into the game.

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mtool could not have done all those things because sunlight would've hit his pasty skin and he would've pruned up.

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Has anybody wytched a bucket of KFC next to the PM's feet?

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Great timing Suncoast...saw her today.

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Don't forget pedophile Joe Francis...

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Tuberville...bwaaa.

They said Terry Bowden could get any coaching job he wanted...only took him ten years to find that plum North Alabama gig.

Name a head coach who left Auburn for a big-time job at another school. Leather helmet era doesn't count.

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It would be incredibly foolish for little nicki to run up the score in Jordan Hare; even Spurrier knew better.

However, if Chris Todd keeps throwing the ball to red helmets...

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I'm a Southerner, and you ask me THAT???

The Republican Party changed its platform when Teddy Roosevelt was President...AFTER the War Between the North and The United States.

Carson

Check this out: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/otl/news/story?id=4603176 Alcohol is often the common denominator, as exemplified by a 45-year-old woman at a Florida game Sept. 19 who slapped a University of Florida police officer and head-butted him in the stomach after being led out of the stadium ...

Carson

LTS TRN 2 wrote:It's related in what Germans call the duft of the matter.

You referenced Germans. That makes you a jew-cooking nazi, based on your logic.

Carson

OK, let's say AU burns up three more minutes of the game during their three-and-out possessions. :meds: Georgia still scores 31 points and AU scores 24. Interceptions, zero blocking and the usual "get a head start" penalties were the culprits, not clock management. Go back and look at how ...

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Spray - The talent pool at AU dried up two years ago. Ya gotta have players no matter the offense. When Malzahn actually has a full second string offense, especially linemen, it will get better. These are the same players who were the worst offense in the SEC at the end of last year, except Darvin A...

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mtool you are herpes...all over a dick yet sickening to experience.

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Arenas musta had a dollar bill in his hand.

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