Reindeer = Sots

[Carson]

Seems some of you overgrown rats laid out drunk last night and Santa had to pass up on a bunch of houses, including MINE.

My kids are all crying.

Replace your asses with Pegasus, I say.

[Doug near DC]

I baited them by being good all year, hoping they would land on my roof so I could pop one.

They "No Show Jones'd" me too.

Piles of crap...... the whole lot of 'em.

[Carson]

BUMP

Answer for this, you rat-bastard alfalfa junkies.

[Slasher]

skinny white boy been talking a lot of trash.
what is your problem did you're bitch toss you punk

dont need my knife to cap your gay ass

[Carson]

^^^^^^^^ You sent this Eminemwannabe to represent?

I guess the meth lab needs tending to.

[Carson]

12/24/09 - Never Forget.

[Cupid]

12/24/09 - Never Forget.

Don't worry. When fatass flys over your shithole inbreeding factory without thinking about stopping this year, it won't be because anyone forgot.

I'm sure all this crybaby bullshit has you on the boss's naughty list. Remember that on Christmas morning when your kids are openly weeping like they just got Sanduskied because they got nothing under the tree. That the blood is on your hands. Never forget indeed.

[Carson]

You know that at least half of your group will be on a meth bender come 12/25.

The Buckmasters HQ is in The Gump. Y'all are just too chickenshit to come here.

I've decided I don't need or want a handout from a bunch of tick-infested NPERLA members (North Pole Elf-Reindeer Love Association).

[Rooster]

"...when your kids are openly weeping like they just got Sanduskied..."

Ok, that just plain made me laff out loud. My wife is looking over questioningly at me wondering what it is that I am surfing on the net.

[War Wagon]

most blatant self outing of a reindeer troll to date, actually.

[Donder]

Blatz Beer says what?

[Cupid]

Look at Wags all full of Utah-grade beer and bravado.

Do you even get drunk off that crap? I remember giving Blitzen some elf shit in a pan and told him it was the boss's "medicinal" brownies. He ate them up and kept saying "oh I'm so stoned. I've never been this wasted in my life", while we all knew you can't get high on midget feces. I gotta imagine that's the only type of drunk you can get off of Bud Light.

Poser.

[Carson]

A pathetic effort from the reindeer.

All we see now is tardhusker and mfelch.

This place is dead.

[smackaholic]

it was a pretty sad showing this year from the reindeer.

not that that's a bad thing.