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No point in debating the phantom offensive PI call, Paul.

The only two parties in the country that would see that play as OPI are you and the league office.

You're in swell company, fat boy.


Green passed for all of 237 yds.

Not like Oakland's pass defense was that poor.


Kerry Collins dropped 263 on your guys.



......and he sucks, right...?
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poptart wrote:No point in debating the phantom offensive PI call, Paul.

The only two parties in the country that would see that play as OPI are you and the league office.

You're in swell company, fat boy.


Green passed for all of 237 yds.

Not like Oakland's pass defense was that poor.


Kerry Collins dropped 263 on your guys.



......and he sucks, right...?
The Raiders have far more talent at WR than the Chiefs do so it's no surprise that Collins had more yards than Green. If Green had Moss, Curry and Porter to throw to he would have had 400+ yards tonight.
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poptart wrote: Kerry Collins dropped 263 on your guys.

......and he sucks, right...?
Since it only equated to 17 points on the 'bode, I'd say that's a big fat fuckin' YES on that question.

Collins choked many times. He only threw to Moss seven times, despite being open way more than that. If that ain't obvious to you, then you may as well get used to that seat in the cellar.
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poptart wrote:Kerry Collins dropped 263 on your guys.



......and he sucks, right...?
He doesn't win either .
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Jeff 2K5 wrote:The Raiders have far more talent at WR than the Chiefs do so it's no surprise that Collins had more yards than Green. If Green had Moss, Curry and Porter to throw to he would have had 400+ yards tonight.
If if if if...........

Go fuck yourself, idiot.
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Deep breaths, pop ... deep breaths.
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orcinus wrote:Deep breaths, pop ... deep breaths.
Be careful. I hear 'tart's lookin to run someone.
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He hasn't been back to chat since the beating I administered.

One of my dogs pissed on him, too.

Recognize.
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trev ran me.

And I still hate your dogs to death.
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poptart wrote:No point in debating the phantom offensive PI call, Paul.

The only two parties in the country that would see that play as OPI are you and the league office.

You're in swell company, fat boy.


Green passed for all of 237 yds.

Not like Oakland's pass defense was that poor.
There is no silver lining-we fucking lost. again.

Kerry Collins dropped 263 on your guys.



......and he sucks, right...?
You're kidding, right?

Fuck jeff george. Why the fuck is it that every Raidernation dickhead I run into thinks this guy is good? Are you assholes really that excited to have a vertical passing attack that yeilds fucking losses? Did most of these same fucking idiots forget about Jay Schroeder as well? Collins is Jay reincarnated.

Collins is a piece of shit and on the lower 10 tier of QB's in the NFL. A 10 cent head, no mobility, and a gun-oh, and a fucking gaping, sopping pussy to boot.


I fucking miss Gannon-dude would've NEVER broke off those pussy slides....and then theres that whole matter of winning, too.


Jimmy Raye should be fired. Its been a looong time since i've seen 2 fucking cunts like Raye and Collins do so little with so damn much talent.
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Paul was chirping about the futility of Oakland's secondary and I pointed out that Green passed for "just" 237 yds........26 fewer than our qb dropped on his team's secondary.

That's all that was about, James.


Oakland needs to move the chains.

8 of 25 on third down conversion attempts through two games.

On the fourth down play at the end you send Moss and Porter to opposite corners of the end zone, and then hit the TE over the middle who finds the coverage there VERY soft.

Where is our guts and grit receiver who will make the clutch catch to move the chains....?

We've got the fancy, big-play speed guys, yep.

We need first downs and we DON'T need 3-and-outs.

Those will KILL our defense, which has played pretty damn respectably so far.

Collins gets a C- grade from me to this point in the season.

He's got to get the team in the end zone on that last drive, bottom line.
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maybe Ryan might start mixing in a blitz now and then.

cut Gibson.
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PSUFAN wrote:Seriously - I think we need a different approach - strong, intelligent, principled, and fresh. Obama seems to fit the bill for me best at this point.
Then you are a fucking fool. Straight up. Obama is the dumbest motherfucker who has ever run for President.
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Maybe we can trade Gibson to the Texans for a 3rd.

Just an idear.




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Why did they cut Marquis Anderson (I think that his name). The guy thay got from Green Bay last year. He was OK.
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PSUFAN wrote:Seriously - I think we need a different approach - strong, intelligent, principled, and fresh. Obama seems to fit the bill for me best at this point.
Then you are a fucking fool. Straight up. Obama is the dumbest motherfucker who has ever run for President.
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poptart wrote:Paul was chirping about the futility of Oakland's secondary and I pointed out that Green passed for "just" 237 yds........26 fewer than our qb dropped on his team's secondary.

That's all that was about, James.


Oakland needs to move the chains.

8 of 25 on third down conversion attempts through two games.

On the fourth down play at the end you send Moss and Porter to opposite corners of the end zone, and then hit the TE over the middle who finds the coverage there VERY soft.

Where is our guts and grit receiver who will make the clutch catch to move the chains....?

We've got the fancy, big-play speed guys, yep.

We need first downs and we DON'T need 3-and-outs.

Those will KILL our defense, which has played pretty damn respectably so far.

Collins gets a C- grade from me to this point in the season.

He's got to get the team in the end zone on that last drive, bottom line.
I couldnt disagree with you more.

Moss is our fucking "guts and grit" reciever that we have sorely lacked. I saw Moss going over the middle and taking fucking hits to make catches-which is more than Porter and Curry are doing to this point.

Collins is a cunt. Every fucking loss falls on that pussy's head. He looks fucking scared and has absolutely NO confidence whatsoever. Fuck Him-his grade is an F-and thats being generous.

Without Moss, he'd easily be DEAD LAST in the league in effeciency right now.

With all the talent on this team, there is no excuse to be 0-2. NONE.


Jimmy Raye needs to be shot. As usual, Al is to blame for putting another pussy in at head coach. Fuck that depends soiling faggot.


Bottom line is, the Raiders wont win shit until Al dies along with his 6 remaining lawsuits against the NFL.


See the sig.

Just lose, baby.
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Raydah James wrote: See the sig.

Just lose, baby.
I guess you were in a drug haze when they made it too the Super Bowl two years ago.
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Collins has a 93.8 passer rating, 7th in the league.

Pretty hard for me to give an F grade to someone who's played at that level.

He's lost 2 fumbles, however.


Considering everything, he's been pretty average......a run-of-the-mill qb.

Moss scored another TD last night, and if the Jordan run wasn't called back you'd be singing a different tune, James.

If you want to look at it in terms of just wins and losses, then yeah, give him an F.

Give Brett Favre one too.

He's done nothing this year either, by that standard.
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Sirfindafold wrote:
I guess you were in a drug haze when they made it too the Super Bowl two years ago.

My bad. I forgot to include that trophy we took home.
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Sirfindafold wrote:
I guess you were in a drug haze when they made it too the Super Bowl two years ago.

My bad. I forgot to include that trophy we took home.

It was the AFC Championship Trophy. When your done sucking chief fans dick, ask him when was the last time they won one.
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poptart wrote:Collins has a 93.8 passer rating, 7th in the league.
He has Moss to throw to. Take him away and he's the same piece of useless shit as last year.
Pretty hard for me to give an F grade to someone who's played at that level.
It isnt hard for me-he's fucking sucked.

He plays like a pussy in pressure situations, and never comes through in the clutch. EVER.

He's Al davis wet dream of Jeff George and Jay Schroeder relived. The glory days of the 90's are here again!



Moss scored another TD last night, and if the Jordan run wasn't called back you'd be singing a different tune, James.
No, I wouldnt. I'd be saying the same fucking thing I was in preseason-that Collins needs to step it the fuck up and play like an NFL QB.

He never will. And most of the ignorant fucking raider fans who dont know shit about football will back this douche up because he throws the occasional pretty bomb.

I'll simply take winning, thank you.
If you want to look at it in terms of just wins and losses, then yeah, give him an F.

Give Brett Favre one too.

He's done nothing this year either, by that standard.
Put him in our offense and he's a top 5 QB. No question about it.


Fuck Carrie, and fuck Al for once again being to stubborn to admit the truth and take the steps to clean it up. This team is a fucking mess. Again.
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When your done sucking chief fans dick,
Fucked up now, cunt. I dont remember addressing anything concerning the chiefs other than throwing out the truth that they fucking own the Raiders. Care to dispute that, bitch?



Keep it up, Findafelch-I feel like making the archives at someone's expense today.......might as well be yours.
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Raydah James wrote:You fucking cow tipping inbreds have been running your knoblslobbers all over this bitch about your weak ass win over a horribly pathetic jet team.

Where in here does it state that the chiefs own the Raiders?

Become a cardinals fan you whiney bitch.
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This is better than watching a pack of liberals tear each other to shreds after their latest presidential candidate deep-sixes in November.

Rack James for keeping it real... for now, anyways.

I'll rack him again when I collect my winnings on the bet in December.
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Or at least gives us enough equity to make the down payment on a McDonald's burger.
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KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:Where in here does it state that the chiefs own the Raiders?
Well, winning 6 out of the last 7 against the Faydahs would constitute OWNING THEM where I come from. :twisted:


read more, post....
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Raydah James wrote:See the sig.
Years since the Raiders last great moment: 22
Somewhat ironical that cheffan is the one to lay that sig on someone. What are we up to, three decades now?
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Red wrote:
Raydah James wrote:See the sig.
Years since the Raiders last great moment: 22
Somewhat ironical that cheffan is the one to lay that sig on someone. What are we up to, three decades now?
Red, I didnt make a sig bet.


I simply tell the fucking truth.
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My bad, I just ASSumed.

Rack you then.
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Raydah James wrote:Red, I didnt make a sig bet.
~ Ahem ~
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RadioFan wrote:
Raydah James wrote:Red, I didnt make a sig bet.
~ Ahem ~
FUCK! :x


Im sorry bro-im involved in so much football shit that I lost track of that.


Lay it on me, holmes.
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"In no way, shape or form are we satisfied with how we played. We know we can play better." -- Chiefs cornerback Patrick Surtain after KC's latest beatdown of my beloved silver and black. RACK him.



You should be good to go for a week, bro. Btw, racks for sacking up and giving the Chiefs props.
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RadioFan wrote:"In no way, shape or form are we satisfied with how we played. We know we can play better." -- Chiefs cornerback Patrick Surtain after KC's latest beatdown of my beloved silver and black. RACK him.



You should be good to go for a week, bro. Btw, racks for sacking up and giving the Chiefs props.
In.

Once again, I apologize for the slip.
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Raydah James wrote:I apologize ....
Someone stole a password.
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RadioFan wrote:"In no way, shape or form are we satisfied with how we played. We know we can play better." -- Chiefs cornerback Patrick Surtain after KC's latest beatdown of my beloved silver and black. RACK him.



You should be good to go for a week, bro. Btw, racks for sacking up and giving the Chiefs props.

Damn RF, you let James off way too easy......

I would have done some very mean things :P

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