Season opener, Raiduhs v Patsies........call it

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Season opener, Raiduhs v Patsies........call it

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Logic says the Super Bowl champs roll a 5-11 team in their home opener.

Did logic say Lyle Lovett would bone Julia Roberts....?

Logic is made to be broken, fans.

As is Tom Brady's snout.



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Go vertical young Moss.



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Bake us a melt
As fast as you can
Roll
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and lose with an L
Slurp it
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Swallow
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Death to all who oppose us....!!!
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Randy Moss wrote:The first Al said to me was "don’t take what the defense gives you, take what you want." And I will.

This one's gonna be fucking ugly 'Tart. Word out of Raider camp is that these guys are salivating to put a serious fucking beatdown on the Patriots and make a statement to the rest of the league.


The glory days are back again with this young, badass squad.



Raiders-42

Gaytriots-24

Jordan goes fucking wild and gets 150 recieving/rush yards combined.


Tom Brady=Torn ACL when burgess gets a hold of him for the third time.
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Pats 24
duhs 10

Fred Sanfords Grandson - 85 combined yards.
Carrie - 1 td , 2 int's.
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I'll take the Raiders to cover and the Pats to win
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KC Scott wrote:I'll take the Raiders to cover and the Pats to win
What's the line? I may want to buy your fantasy team again :lol:
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Cueball wrote:
KC Scott wrote:I'll take the Raiders to cover and the Pats to win
What's the line? I may want to buy your fantasy team again :lol:
Accoring to BetonSports.com

Raiders are a 7.5 Dog

Like I said - Pats win, Raiders cover
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Patriots 31

Raiders 16


Seriously. The champs at their own crib on banner hanging day? PLEASE
Go Patriots! ! ! !
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Patriots 28, Raiders 17
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Pats 27
Raiders 24


Dillon rips 'em for 125 and a score. Brady tosses two more. Vinatieri is the difference.

Jordan goes for 60-70 yards and a score. Collins hits Moss for two.
Now pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.
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Pats 31
Raiders 24
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Let's see, Tom Brady vs Deer in the headlights Collins


hmmmm tough one


will the Pats score fifty on the Faiders swiss Cheese Defense?




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BTW who wants to bet Poptard and the rest of the Raider Retards come in here bitching like little bitches about having to travel to New England on a Thursday after they get their balls ripped off by the Pats?
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Your talking about a team that is 16-0 at home over the past two seasons. As TH said it is banner hanging night......


Moss takes an early play off and gets lit up by Harrison. He has been cracking people all over the place this preseason.

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All streaks eventually end Neely though this wont be the week. I'll agree with Scott though, Patsies win and Raiders cover...
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Th wrote:Patriots 16

Raiders 31


Seriously. The champs at their own crib on banner hanging day? PLEASE
No other way than for Al to say stick it up your ass Tags!

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Call me crazy, but I like the 'duhs in this one.

24-21

Jano misses on early on in the second half and gets a shot at redemption. Collins plays his "damn, this guy's freaking good" game of the year, before lapsing into the Kerry we've all come to know and drop from our fantasy squads in utter dismay.
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The Champs- 34
The Cellar Dwellers-24

The Patriots dominate the game as the Raiders get a late TD to make the game seem closer than it was.
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16 games this week.

Odds-makers have the largest spread at 7 1/2 points. Pats over duhs.

Tart, you will be seeing me taking the Pats at 16, and Im guessing I will be seeing you taking Oakland with your 1.
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KC Scott wrote:I'll take the Raiders to cover and the Pats to win
Oak: 27
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kcdave wrote:16 games this week.

Odds-makers have the largest spread at 7 1/2 points. Pats over duhs.

Tart, you will be seeing me taking the Pats at 16, and Im guessing I will be seeing you taking Oakland with your 1.
and yet "kc" dave--->that won't matter overall as 'orc has entered his Phil Jackson like Trance...and will probably pull a -4 or -6 on his 1st Pick Week.

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Raiders 27
Pats 24


Vinatieri misses a 45 yarder in the last few seconds.
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jiminphilly wrote:Vinatieri misses a 45 yarder in the last few seconds.
Yeah, that'll happen :roll:
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orcinus wrote:Call me crazy, but I like the 'duhs in this one.

24-21

Jano misses on early on in the second half and gets a shot at redemption. Collins plays his "damn, this guy's freaking good" game of the year, before lapsing into the Kerry we've all come to know and drop from our fantasy squads in utter dismay.
Last year , when Collins was making his first start after Gannon was was IR'd , everybody was on the Collins bandwagon . I was watching The NFL on FOX the morning of Collins' first start , and Long and Bradshaw were riding said bandwagon . Jimmy Johnson said " Yeah , just wait until he starts throwing all those picks " .

Collins threw 2 picks and a fumble lost , that game , if I am correct .

Of course , he turned the ball over much more the coming games .
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Dave's point is a valid one. Longest shot on the board opening day, and right on cue, Raiduh myopia is back in full stride.

Dare I mention the Raiduhs pourousa$$ defense of last year, which if anything got worse with a sub-par crop of free agent signings.

Here's the hype from the Duh's website:

Statistically, the Raiders dominated all four of their pre-season opponents. The Silver and Black Attack ranked sixth in the NFL in total offense averaging 358 yards per game, while the defense finished third in the NFL in the pre-season allowing just 250 yards per game. The defense allowed just 63 points in four games. The Raiders also dominated time of possession - 32:21 to 27:39.

In the first half of their pre-season games alone, the Raiders offense out-gained their opponents 837 yards to 411, an average of 209 - 103.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Is it any wonder the faithful are in such fine preseason form.

Here's the Duh's starting linebacker/CB/S corp.....household names one and all...

OLB Tyler Brayton
MLB Danny Clark
OLB Grant Irons
LCB Nnamdi Asomugha
RCB Charles Woodson
SS Derrick Gibson
FS Stuart Schweigert


Myopia will last another week, however after a viscious pounding at the hands of the Pats, we can all get on to week 2.


Pat's 35
Duh's 17
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Raiders 24 Pats 20

the Pats are strong,but you're meeting a Raider team with alot to prove.
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jackass007 wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:Vinatieri misses a 45 yarder in the last few seconds.
Yeah, that'll happen :roll:
He's not automatic from 40 yards out.
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ChargerMike wrote: Myopia will last another week, however after a viscious pounding at the hands of the Pats, we can all get on to week 2.
Correction: myopia will last another T-minus 4 days and counting.

Rack you anyway though, Mike.

Good stuff.

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War Wagon wrote:
ChargerMike wrote: Myopia will last another week, however after a viscious pounding at the hands of the Pats, we can all get on to week 2.
Correction: myopia will last another T-minus 4 days and counting.

Rack you anyway though, Mike.

Good stuff.

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Jesus,, this coming from fans of 2 teams who havent done shit since Michael Jackson was still black.,and yet Raider fans are myopic???
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...and yet Raider fans are myopic???
Worst of the worst. Raider fans are so myopic, they make silly bets right and left trying to prove just how myopic they are.

That's why I luv 'em.
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War Wagon wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
...and yet Raider fans are myopic???
Worst of the worst. Raider fans are so myopic, they make silly bets right and left trying to prove just how myopic they are.

That's why I luv 'em.

Had you and the rest of your Chef sewing circle been called out, you'd of done the same damn thing.
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ChargerMike wrote:Dave's point is a valid one. Longest shot on the board opening day, and right on cue, Raiduh myopia is back in full stride.
Lets pour a little more fuel on this fire.

Guess the highest over/under on the board this week? 50 friggin points. :shock: Jets @ KC, two damn fine offenses, while the Jets have a some what suspect defense, and until proven otherwise, KC's defense sucks? Ummmm, NO! The highest over/under belongs to the Pats and duhs.

Pats not only win, but they also cover, and then embarrass Alice and all of his Kool-Aid drinking, trick-or-treating degenerates.
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Patriots - 34

Raiders - 13
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The Assassin wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
ChargerMike wrote: Myopia will last another week, however after a viscious pounding at the hands of the Pats, we can all get on to week 2.
Correction: myopia will last another T-minus 4 days and counting.

Rack you anyway though, Mike.

Good stuff.

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Jesus,, this coming from fans of 2 teams who havent done shit since Michael Jackson was still black.,and yet Raider fans are myopic???
No..this coming from a fan of the team that drubbed the Duhs twice last year.

Myopia...

The difference being, the last I checked I havn't pegged the Bolts to beat a team that's won 3 of the last 4 Super Bowls.

BTW..just what have the Raiduhs done in the past 20 years??
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The Super Bowl Champions are going to TUCK it to the raiders 35-10
BTW..did that fat slob Sapp say he would quit the game if he lost to
the Super Bowl Champions ?
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Raiders 49
Pats 41
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Super Bowl Champions - 48
Team that will implode after week three and end up fighting Cleveland for the first draft pick next year - 14
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BSmack wrote:Raiders 49
Pats 41

HUH???

If the Raiduh's put up 49 in their first three games I'll be freekin shocked.

Break it down Bri.


just how does a QB who ended up on his backside 30 some times last year have enough time vs. the Pat's defense to rack up anything close to 49? just wondering
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ChargerMike wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
War Wagon wrote: Correction: myopia will last another T-minus 4 days and counting.

Rack you anyway though, Mike.

Good stuff.

:lol:

Jesus,, this coming from fans of 2 teams who havent done shit since Michael Jackson was still black.,and yet Raider fans are myopic???
No..this coming from a fan of the team that drubbed the Duhs twice last year.

Myopia...

The difference being, the last I checked I havn't pegged the Bolts to beat a team that's won 3 of the last 4 Super Bowls.

BTW..just what have the Raiduhs done in the past 20 years??

A hell of alot more than the Dolts have.
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ChargerMike wrote:
BSmack wrote:Raiders 49
Pats 41
HUH???

If the Raiduh's put up 49 in their first three games I'll be freekin shocked.

Break it down Bri.

just how does a QB who ended up on his backside 30 some times last year have enough time vs. the Pat's defense to rack up anything close to 49? just wondering
That QB didn't have a running game at all to make the defense honest. 49 points may be a little optomistic. But I don't think it is out of line at all to expect a shootout this game.

That is, unless the weather is shitty.
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The Assassin wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
Jesus,, this coming from fans of 2 teams who havent done shit since Michael Jackson was still black.,and yet Raider fans are myopic???
No..this coming from a fan of the team that drubbed the Duhs twice last year.

Myopia...

The difference being, the last I checked I havn't pegged the Bolts to beat a team that's won 3 of the last 4 Super Bowls.

BTW..just what have the Raiduhs done in the past 20 years??

A hell of alot more than the Dolts have.


Well in the past 20 years, they've both been to a Super Bowl and got BLOW out....
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