Season opener, Raiduhs v Patsies........call it
Season opener, Raiduhs v Patsies........call it
Logic says the Super Bowl champs roll a 5-11 team in their home opener.
Did logic say Lyle Lovett would bone Julia Roberts....?
Logic is made to be broken, fans.
As is Tom Brady's snout.
Go vertical young Moss.
Patsie cake
Patsie cake,
Taggies team
Bake us a melt
As fast as you can
Roll
and
Cave
and lose with an L
Slurp it
and
Swallow
and go straight
to Hell
Raiduhs - 24
Colemans - 22
Death to all who oppose us....!!!
Did logic say Lyle Lovett would bone Julia Roberts....?
Logic is made to be broken, fans.
As is Tom Brady's snout.
Go vertical young Moss.
Patsie cake
Patsie cake,
Taggies team
Bake us a melt
As fast as you can
Roll
and
Cave
and lose with an L
Slurp it
and
Swallow
and go straight
to Hell
Raiduhs - 24
Colemans - 22
Death to all who oppose us....!!!
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Randy Moss wrote:The first Al said to me was "don’t take what the defense gives you, take what you want." And I will.
This one's gonna be fucking ugly 'Tart. Word out of Raider camp is that these guys are salivating to put a serious fucking beatdown on the Patriots and make a statement to the rest of the league.
The glory days are back again with this young, badass squad.
Raiders-42
Gaytriots-24
Jordan goes fucking wild and gets 150 recieving/rush yards combined.
Tom Brady=Torn ACL when burgess gets a hold of him for the third time.
Accoring to BetonSports.comCueball wrote:What's the line? I may want to buy your fantasy team againKC Scott wrote:I'll take the Raiders to cover and the Pats to win
Raiders are a 7.5 Dog
Like I said - Pats win, Raiders cover
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Call me crazy, but I like the 'duhs in this one.
24-21
Jano misses on early on in the second half and gets a shot at redemption. Collins plays his "damn, this guy's freaking good" game of the year, before lapsing into the Kerry we've all come to know and drop from our fantasy squads in utter dismay.
24-21
Jano misses on early on in the second half and gets a shot at redemption. Collins plays his "damn, this guy's freaking good" game of the year, before lapsing into the Kerry we've all come to know and drop from our fantasy squads in utter dismay.
and yet "kc" dave--->that won't matter overall as 'orc has entered his Phil Jackson like Trance...and will probably pull a -4 or -6 on his 1st Pick Week.kcdave wrote:16 games this week.
Odds-makers have the largest spread at 7 1/2 points. Pats over duhs.
Tart, you will be seeing me taking the Pats at 16, and Im guessing I will be seeing you taking Oakland with your 1.
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PATS 20
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Last year , when Collins was making his first start after Gannon was was IR'd , everybody was on the Collins bandwagon . I was watching The NFL on FOX the morning of Collins' first start , and Long and Bradshaw were riding said bandwagon . Jimmy Johnson said " Yeah , just wait until he starts throwing all those picks " .orcinus wrote:Call me crazy, but I like the 'duhs in this one.
24-21
Jano misses on early on in the second half and gets a shot at redemption. Collins plays his "damn, this guy's freaking good" game of the year, before lapsing into the Kerry we've all come to know and drop from our fantasy squads in utter dismay.
Collins threw 2 picks and a fumble lost , that game , if I am correct .
Of course , he turned the ball over much more the coming games .
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Dave's point is a valid one. Longest shot on the board opening day, and right on cue, Raiduh myopia is back in full stride.
Dare I mention the Raiduhs pourousa$$ defense of last year, which if anything got worse with a sub-par crop of free agent signings.
Here's the hype from the Duh's website:
Statistically, the Raiders dominated all four of their pre-season opponents. The Silver and Black Attack ranked sixth in the NFL in total offense averaging 358 yards per game, while the defense finished third in the NFL in the pre-season allowing just 250 yards per game. The defense allowed just 63 points in four games. The Raiders also dominated time of possession - 32:21 to 27:39.
In the first half of their pre-season games alone, the Raiders offense out-gained their opponents 837 yards to 411, an average of 209 - 103.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Is it any wonder the faithful are in such fine preseason form.
Here's the Duh's starting linebacker/CB/S corp.....household names one and all...
OLB Tyler Brayton
MLB Danny Clark
OLB Grant Irons
LCB Nnamdi Asomugha
RCB Charles Woodson
SS Derrick Gibson
FS Stuart Schweigert
Myopia will last another week, however after a viscious pounding at the hands of the Pats, we can all get on to week 2.
Pat's 35
Duh's 17
Dare I mention the Raiduhs pourousa$$ defense of last year, which if anything got worse with a sub-par crop of free agent signings.
Here's the hype from the Duh's website:
Statistically, the Raiders dominated all four of their pre-season opponents. The Silver and Black Attack ranked sixth in the NFL in total offense averaging 358 yards per game, while the defense finished third in the NFL in the pre-season allowing just 250 yards per game. The defense allowed just 63 points in four games. The Raiders also dominated time of possession - 32:21 to 27:39.
In the first half of their pre-season games alone, the Raiders offense out-gained their opponents 837 yards to 411, an average of 209 - 103.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Is it any wonder the faithful are in such fine preseason form.
Here's the Duh's starting linebacker/CB/S corp.....household names one and all...
OLB Tyler Brayton
MLB Danny Clark
OLB Grant Irons
LCB Nnamdi Asomugha
RCB Charles Woodson
SS Derrick Gibson
FS Stuart Schweigert
Myopia will last another week, however after a viscious pounding at the hands of the Pats, we can all get on to week 2.
Pat's 35
Duh's 17
JIP said...Hell, Michael Sam has more integrity than you do.
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Jesus,, this coming from fans of 2 teams who havent done shit since Michael Jackson was still black.,and yet Raider fans are myopic???War Wagon wrote:Correction: myopia will last another T-minus 4 days and counting.ChargerMike wrote: Myopia will last another week, however after a viscious pounding at the hands of the Pats, we can all get on to week 2.
Rack you anyway though, Mike.
Good stuff.
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War Wagon wrote:Worst of the worst. Raider fans are so myopic, they make silly bets right and left trying to prove just how myopic they are.The Assassin wrote:
...and yet Raider fans are myopic???
That's why I luv 'em.
Had you and the rest of your Chef sewing circle been called out, you'd of done the same damn thing.
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Lets pour a little more fuel on this fire.ChargerMike wrote:Dave's point is a valid one. Longest shot on the board opening day, and right on cue, Raiduh myopia is back in full stride.
Guess the highest over/under on the board this week? 50 friggin points. Jets @ KC, two damn fine offenses, while the Jets have a some what suspect defense, and until proven otherwise, KC's defense sucks? Ummmm, NO! The highest over/under belongs to the Pats and duhs.
Pats not only win, but they also cover, and then embarrass Alice and all of his Kool-Aid drinking, trick-or-treating degenerates.
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No..this coming from a fan of the team that drubbed the Duhs twice last year.The Assassin wrote:War Wagon wrote:Correction: myopia will last another T-minus 4 days and counting.ChargerMike wrote: Myopia will last another week, however after a viscious pounding at the hands of the Pats, we can all get on to week 2.
Rack you anyway though, Mike.
Good stuff.
Jesus,, this coming from fans of 2 teams who havent done shit since Michael Jackson was still black.,and yet Raider fans are myopic???
Myopia...
The difference being, the last I checked I havn't pegged the Bolts to beat a team that's won 3 of the last 4 Super Bowls.
BTW..just what have the Raiduhs done in the past 20 years??
JIP said...Hell, Michael Sam has more integrity than you do.
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BSmack wrote:Raiders 49
Pats 41
HUH???
If the Raiduh's put up 49 in their first three games I'll be freekin shocked.
Break it down Bri.
just how does a QB who ended up on his backside 30 some times last year have enough time vs. the Pat's defense to rack up anything close to 49? just wondering
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ChargerMike wrote:No..this coming from a fan of the team that drubbed the Duhs twice last year.The Assassin wrote:War Wagon wrote: Correction: myopia will last another T-minus 4 days and counting.
Rack you anyway though, Mike.
Good stuff.
Jesus,, this coming from fans of 2 teams who havent done shit since Michael Jackson was still black.,and yet Raider fans are myopic???
Myopia...
The difference being, the last I checked I havn't pegged the Bolts to beat a team that's won 3 of the last 4 Super Bowls.
BTW..just what have the Raiduhs done in the past 20 years??
A hell of alot more than the Dolts have.
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That QB didn't have a running game at all to make the defense honest. 49 points may be a little optomistic. But I don't think it is out of line at all to expect a shootout this game.ChargerMike wrote:HUH???BSmack wrote:Raiders 49
Pats 41
If the Raiduh's put up 49 in their first three games I'll be freekin shocked.
Break it down Bri.
just how does a QB who ended up on his backside 30 some times last year have enough time vs. the Pat's defense to rack up anything close to 49? just wondering
That is, unless the weather is shitty.
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The Assassin wrote:ChargerMike wrote:No..this coming from a fan of the team that drubbed the Duhs twice last year.The Assassin wrote:
Jesus,, this coming from fans of 2 teams who havent done shit since Michael Jackson was still black.,and yet Raider fans are myopic???
Myopia...
The difference being, the last I checked I havn't pegged the Bolts to beat a team that's won 3 of the last 4 Super Bowls.
BTW..just what have the Raiduhs done in the past 20 years??
A hell of alot more than the Dolts have.
Well in the past 20 years, they've both been to a Super Bowl and got BLOW out....
JIP said...Hell, Michael Sam has more integrity than you do.