Who fucked Russ from Sac-Town's girl???

[Dinsdale]

Russ is one of those kind of sheepish "aw shucks" type of guys

You mean the dude who ponied up cash so shutyomouth and SG could have a place to spam......no way, dude. I don't believe you.

[Variable]

If by "sad," you mean "so fucking funny, my sides fucking hurt," then I agree.

One of the other funny moments was when NoCal was in the backyard sitting on FUBU's lap while Russ was inside the house posting on SCIII with some of the other guys. Pussy v. Internet. Priorities, bro...priorities. FUBU may be a retard, but at least he was drinking beer and working on some OPP while Russ was posting on a message board...at a party at Russ's house.

[Luther]

Russ looks like a friendly enough guy. I wonder if that tat that is sneaking out of his left pant leg might contain the words, "NoCal."

I was going to wytch something but it is time for a nap.

Rip City

[DrDetroit]

For the record, every poster here that hasn't licked another poster's sperm out of their girlfriend's vagina has bode on Russ. Just sayin'.

Russ, you are a nasty, bodeless, cummouthed faggot.

RACK me, then, I've got 'bode on someone....

And I remember the credit card saga...how many times did we see that come up at SCIII after that stop?

Were these the two that were constantly fighting on the board after that troll stop?

[Dinsdale]

Yup. Russ forced me to RACK DrD.

And if I'm racking DrD, Russ must have fucked up big, right?

That's right -- he ate another troll™'s jizz. I may accuse DrD of a lot of things, but I'm fairly confident that he's probably never batted cleanup after a troll™ in his OL's batting cage. After dude dropped jizz in said OL's snatch in his own fucking house.

[Dinsdale]

If you bone a man's OL while you are a guest in his home, you are a classless, low life piece of shit.

Yup....a classless, lowlife piece of shit....that has bode over Russ.

Negative props to FUBU though, for not asking to borrow Russ' car while he was there.

Jeebus, did he use his toothbrush, too?

[DrDetroit]

Mvscal, would it have been more acceptable is FubuWigger had nailed Russ' wife somewhere else? Just curious...

[Hapday]

I guess he was just striving to be an authentic mvscal.

I guess if you are going to dress up and pretend you are, you might as well go all the way then. Did he also quit his job and smoking crack?

[Dinsdale]

Mvscal, would it have been more acceptable is FubuWigger had nailed Russ' wife somewhere else?

For myself, I'm thinking right behind home plate during the 7th Inning Stretch at a Giants game would have added a nice touch.

[DrDetroit]

Nah, he kept his job, but he probably fathered several children that he refuses to sack up for and support.

[DrDetroit]

Mvscal, would it have been more acceptable is FubuWigger had nailed Russ' wife somewhere else? Just curious...

Yes, it would have.

So, nailing some other dude's wife isn't classless, just balling her in his house is? Understood.

Does that also apply to gettin head from another dude's wife in his house?

Again, being curious...

[Some Damn Retard]

If you bone a man's OL while you are a guest in his home, you are a classless, low life piece of shit.

Yup....a classless, lowlife piece of shit....that has bode over Russ.

Negative props to FUBU though, for not asking to borrow Russ' car while he was there.

Jeebus, did he use his toothbrush, too?

You know, his shoes were very shiny, now that you mention it.

[Luther]

After dude dropped jizz in said OL's snatch in his own fucking house.

His own house? Did NoCal slip Russ some GHB and then bone FUBU? Even JTR wouldn't let that shit happen. I'd bet ol' Jess would look at that wagon wheel through a watermelon sight and proclaim it sacred ground. He'd gnarl off any fleshprod that got within ten feet of it. He's a movie star for crissakes.

Rip City

[Variable]

If you bone a man's OL while you are a guest in his home, you are a classless, low life piece of shit.

You're applying rational thought and standards to people and a situation where it doesn't apply.

Besides, facts and mattering and all, but I believe that everyone (except Russ and a straggler or two) went to a hotel room, which is where IC dropped the hammer on NoCal.

Negative props to FUBU though, for not asking to borrow Russ' car while he was there.

Jeebus, did he use his toothbrush, too?

Rack!

Mvscal, would it have been more acceptable is FubuWigger had nailed Russ' wife somewhere else? Just curious...

Cheating is cheating, but if you're a chick and you let another dude nail in you in your boyfriend's bed, that's when people get shot. Unless you're Russ, in which case you just tell everyone that it's probably for the best and you just want to make sure they're happy.

[DrDetroit]

BTW - RACK Mvscal for another observation that I forgot something about...FubuClown smacking NoCal around...

Damn that story friggin kills me.

[Some Damn Retard]

Mvscal, would it have been more acceptable is FubuWigger had nailed Russ' wife somewhere else? Just curious...

Yes, it would have.

So, nailing some other dude's wife isn't classless, just balling her in his house is? Understood.

Does that also apply to gettin head from another dude's wife in his house?

Again, being curious...

What about the shed? Is that far enough away? The garage?

Any truth to the rumor that FUBU wiped his cock on the drapes when he was done?

[Loganfan]

So, nailing some other dude's wife isn't classless, just balling her in his house is? Understood.

Does that also apply to gettin head from another dude's wife in his house?

Again, being curious...

It's a matter of respect.

Or lack thereof

[DrDetroit]

So, nailing some other dude's wife isn't classless, just balling her in his house is? Understood.

Does that also apply to gettin head from another dude's wife in his house?

Again, being curious...

It's a matter of respect.

Clearly NoCal didn't respect her old man, why should anyone else. I should respect this impotent turd because we both happen to have the same gear?

I certainly didn't respect the guy whose wife was begging me to punch my load into her throat while he was out playing softball with the other sackless wanna-bes...

[Variable]

If you bone a man's OL while you are a guest in his home, you are a classless, low life piece of shit.

I do have to say that I had a gf at the time, so I had no intention of piledriving NoCal's hairy bologna flaps, but it was clear to me from pretty much minute one after arriving at the house that she and Russ were still together...at least that he was under that impression anyway. Once I realzied that, I would never have tried to nail NoCal, especially after the guy turned out to be such a great host...'specially to Fubu. :D

[DiT]

wait,if Clownboy nailed Russ'd o/l isn't he gettin Russ's leftovers?
huh?

[Variable]

Clearly NoCal didn't respect her old man, why should anyone else. I should respect this impotent turd because we both happen to have the same gear?

I certainly didn't respect the guy whose wife was begging me to punch my load into her throat while he was out playing softball with the other sackless wanna-bes...

Doing it in the guy's bed is taking things to a whole other level. It's like the difference between flipping a guy off who cuts you off in traffic or following him to a parking lot and keying his car when he leaves. Or screwing some guy's daughter when she's 17 versus when she's 13. Hey, if my OL slept with someone else, we'd be immediately over regardless of where it happened, but if it happened in my bed, that's like lobbing me a giant "fuck you" while she's doing it.

[Cuda]

I've got the ultimate FUCK YOU - I just poked your wife. Yeah, she's in my bed right now with a very big smile on her face.

[Dinsdale]

wait,if Clownboy nailed Russ'd o/l isn't he gettin Russ's leftovers?
huh?

Certainly true beyond all doubt...but we should probably save that for another day.

This is Russ' time to shine.

[Uncle Fester]

So whatever happened to Indy and No-Cal?

[BSmack]

So whatever happened to Indy and No-Cal?

I'm sure a careful search of police blotters and Springer Show tapings would yeild an answer.

[KC Scott]

BWA! @ OCV

Upon request:

[indyfrisco]

Jeebus, did he use his toothbrush, too?

Probably did to wash her taint before he glue gunned her mouse hole to her stink hole.

[indyfrisco]

It's like the difference between flipping a guy off who cuts you off in traffic or following him to a parking lot and keying his car when he leaves.

I think writing a note and leaving it on his windshied would get the point across better.

[Rack Fu]

I will give m2 some props for starting this thread. Through no involvement of his own, it turned into an entertaining read.

[TheTrolls.NetOWNER]

I don't find the this thread to be the least bit funny.

[Louis Cyphre]

I don't find the this thread to be the least bit funny.

Russ?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Didn't bobinsorryexcuse, the Vietnam vet, come out as her dad?
Or was that more trolljizz™ trolling?

[PSUFAN]

I'd bet ol' Jess would look at that wagon wheel through a watermelon sight and proclaim it sacred ground. He'd gnarl off any fleshprod that got within ten feet of it. He's a movie star for crissakes.

The laughing reached a crescendo right about there.

[Smackie Chan]

Russ's wife fucks dudes from this message board and dude still posts here? And then dude spends his time and cash to put up a message board that the dudes that fucked his wife can post on?

A better plan woulda been to start a private message board and invite only those posters who haven't slipped the sausage to his OL.

[ImmorTroll™]

Russ's wife fucks dudes from this message board and dude still posts here? And then dude spends his time and cash to put up a message board that the dudes that fucked his wife can post on?

A better plan woulda been to start a private message board and invite only those posters who haven't slipped the sausage to his OL.

The One Person Board?

How sad is it that he's registering all sorts of domain names in the hopes of luring people over to his site? He needs to work on maintaining what he has now

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:wink:

[ImmorTroll™]

Can I get a ruling on the Bode scoring here?

I tried logging in over at Russ's board but it seems someone's pussy got a bit chafed and they've either de-activated my nic or changed it.
Now why would someone want to do that huh?

:lol:

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[Gunslinger]

I guess the story grows.

I did some new shit several years ago. Currently I'm going through some sort of time slip, where shit I didn't know I did is currently cutting and pasting over things and the marriage thing is taking up a shit load of cache.

I need a system reboot and a set of fresh FUBU kicks.

Someone give me their big assed wife for a doggie style fuck. Make blacky happy!

[Atomic Punk]

You are a serious alcoholic and that's why you are as fucked up as you are. Hopefully you learn to deal with it or you'll keep fucking up.

[Gunslinger]

You are a serious alcoholic and that's why you are as fucked up as you are. Hopefully you learn to deal with it or you'll keep fucking up.

Quick trivia question: Where did Fubuclown come from?

You seem to be able to misplace someones alcoholism as being a bigger problem then your obsession of peoples real lives on an internet. You should be able to answer it. Come on, check your spreadsheets and give me the story. I sometimes forget it, but a person with absolutely no life should help fill me in.

[Van]

What sucks the most about that whole saga is that I met all three parties and while FUBU was definitely a mvscal NoCal was even more more of a mvscal plus she was recklessly fat and enamored of All Things Oprah, to boot.

Never quite understood FUB's attraction to her. She was a fat clown, the kind of annoying bleater who just makes you wish she'd hurry up and leave the room due to her ghetto verbiage, incessant hand jives, bobbly head movements and tectonic hip cocks...

I will say this though for her: She was a perfectly good hostess. Very gracious. Plus, she was a serious baseball fan, which means she can't be all bad.

Meanwhile, Russ was a genuinely good guy. I seriously doubt anyone here would ever have a bad thing to say about Russ if they ever met him.

While Dins is correct with his usual points I guarantee you that no matter the embarrassments that beset Russ out of this deal he still ultimately came out the winner.

Addition by subtraction, definitely.