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America's Happiest Cities
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:02 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
Hey, look! It's in California!
What's the secret to happiness in Fremont, California?
1 Fremont, CA
2 Overland Park, KS
3 San Jose, CA
4 Madison, WI
5 Irvine, CA
6 Honolulu, HI
7 San Francisco, CA
8 Pearl City, HI
9 Columbia, MD
10 Scottsdale, AZ
11 Sioux Falls, SD
12 Huntington Beach, CA
13 Minneapolis, MN
14 Garden Grove, CA
15 San Diego, CA
Re: America's Happiest Cities
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:10 pm
by Biggie
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:02 pm
What's the secret to happiness in Fremont, California?
It's 64% Asian, so maybe they just didn't understand the question.
Re: America's Happiest Cities
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:12 pm
by Sven Golly
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:02 pm
Hey, look! It's in California!
What's the secret to happiness in Fremont, California?
1 Fremont, CA
2 Overland Park, KS
3 San Jose, CA
4 Madison, WI
5 Irvine, CA
6 Honolulu, HI
7 San Francisco, CA
8 Pearl City, HI
9 Columbia, MD
10 Scottsdale, AZ
11 Sioux Falls, SD
12 Huntington Beach, CA
13 Minneapolis, MN
14 Garden Grove, CA
15 San Diego, CA
These types of lists are unmitigated horseshit.
Not a shred of statistical soundness to them, and more bias per pound then our venerable "President" Biden has shit ice cream during his term.
Re: America's Happiest Cities
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:19 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sven has a point. I've been to Overland Park, Kansas. The only way that dark corner of suburban Missouri makes #2 is if the study methodology heavily weighs meth trailers as a source of unspeakable, transcendent joy.
Re: America's Happiest Cities
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:20 pm
by Biggie
America's Least Happy Cities:
1. Wherever Sven Golly is this morning
Re: America's Happiest Cities
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:48 pm
by FiatLux
Biggie wrote: ↑Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:10 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:02 pm
What's the secret to happiness in Fremont, California?
It's 64% Asian
(Indian dot), so maybe they just didn't understand the question.
They get more joy out pretending they're in India when they take your tech calls.
That, and it's not North Dakota.
Re: America's Happiest Cities
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:37 pm
by Meat Head
Fukkin' Fremont is the arm pit of the bay and running fast to overtake oakland as crime and slum central. There is serious discussion going on about closing the Dumbarton bridge
because of the animal life there.
Yeah Sven... "These types of lists are unmitigated horseshit."
Re: America's Happiest Cities
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2024 3:43 am
by HighPlainsGrifter
Meat Head wrote: ↑Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:37 pm
Fukkin' Fremont is the arm pit of the bay and running fast to overtake oakland as crime and slum central. There is serious discussion going on about closing the Dumbarton bridge
because of the animal life there.
Yeah Sven... "These types of lists are unmitigated horseshit."
Except for the one list that said San Francisco is the healthiest city in America. THAT list was totally legit. I know because a couple Californians who almost never go into SanFran told me so.
Re: America's Happiest Cities
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2024 1:17 pm
by Sudden Sam
If Slapout, Alabama doesn’t lead that list, it’s bullshit.
Re: America's Happiest Cities
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:51 pm
by Carson
Don't forget Seman, down from Slapout.
Re: America's Happiest Cities
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2024 3:25 pm
by Sudden Sam
Carson wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:51 pm
Don't forget Seman, down from Slapout.
That’s a weird county.
Re: America's Happiest Cities
Posted: Thu Feb 29, 2024 3:05 am
by StrawMan
Columbia holds the honor of being the VD / STD capital of MD.
Must be a LOT of raw-dogging strangers goin' on up there.
Re: America's Happiest Cities
Posted: Thu Feb 29, 2024 3:28 am
by HighPlainsGrifter
StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 3:05 am
Columbia holds the honor of being the VD / STD capital of MD.
A happy town full of STDs? Reminds me of Pharrell's song "Happy."
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Re: America's Happiest Cities
Posted: Thu Feb 29, 2024 11:22 am
by Screw_Michigan
StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 3:05 am
Columbia holds the honor of being the VD / STD capital of MD.
Must be a LOT of raw-dogging strangers goin' on up there.
No need for condoms when you're rich
Re: America's Happiest Cities
Posted: Thu Feb 29, 2024 2:15 pm
by Mikey
MD - not exactly a huge sample size.
Re: America's Happiest Cities
Posted: Thu Feb 29, 2024 2:27 pm
by Smackie Chan
Three cities (5, 12, & 14) in Orange County. Garden Grove used to be referred to as the county’s armpit. Lotsa Vietnamese there these days. Could be they’re still happy not to be in Nam anymore.
Re: America's Happiest Cities
Posted: Thu Feb 29, 2024 2:47 pm
by Mikey
Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 2:27 pm
Three cities (5, 12, & 14) in Orange County. Garden Grove used to be referred to as the county’s armpit. Lotsa Vietnamese there these days. Could be they’re still happy not to be in Nam anymore.
Lots of great pho and happy endings maybe.
Re: America's Happiest Cities
Posted: Thu Feb 29, 2024 4:38 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Mikey wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 2:47 pm
Lots of great pho and happy endings maybe.
I was just going to say, the food is probably incredible.