Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2024 11:27 am
Paul Stanley's kid is doing is own thing. I actually like his voice
better. He and Nick Simmons both swear they have no interest
wearing the make-up, but for me, it's a no brainer. I think they
would rock it well. One thing for sure, it would be much better
than the current A.I. bullshit gimmick that's in the works.
FOC sucks more than ever this weekend with temps that are
typical for HPG's neck of the woods. Currently at 5:30AM it is
0 degrees. On the bright side, it is supposed 13 degrees colder
this time tomorrow morning.
But even -30 windchills can't stop grill biz this AM. Going to knock
that shit out early as the afternoon and evening are for Wildcard Weekend.
Debatably, the best weekend on the NFL calendar, we will have 12
of the best 14 teams facing off. "Best weekend," for all of us except
d-town, who will be stressing over which hat and jersey to sport for
his gravy training, and wearing out his 10 key counting the number
of non-crackers on the field.
I would like to break down each game in detail but will do so for
only one, while offering only a brief take on the others while selecting
my pics.
Browns @ Texans-
Cle proved they could win there just a few weeks back. They seem to
be on a role of late also. .net thinking always tells you to go with the
heady white guy at QB, but C.J. has been very impressive.
I think the Cle D will be the difference. Browns win.
Fish at KC - As I mentioned last week about the Chiefs-
"They will be the most dangerous team in the brackets."
Don't get all caught up in the 11-6 record. That should really be 14-3
or even 15-2. KC simply overlooked Den and Vegas in their losses
after having dominated for so long and both teams were simply
tired of getting the shit kicked out of themselves. That happens in
conference play.
The Lions, Eagles, Packers and Bills losses were all one possession
games that were all very winnable. As you already know, the dropped
passes this season simply killed what could have been a historic
season and removed Mahomes from any possible MVP discussion.
IF THE CHIEFS CATCH THE BALL, THEY WIN, END OF CONVERSATION!
If they don't then it's likely over tonight. The defense is rock solid.
The weather is absolute shit, and it will be the coldest game ever at
Arrowhead, along with being one of the coldest playoff games ever.
A Miami team should not have a cunt hair's chance of coming here
and winning this game. Better QB, better coach, along with both having
much more playoff experience. On paper this one is a no-brainer,
and the betting public agrees as the game has moved 2 points since
the open. Chiefs win.
Pitt @ Buff - I am not impressed by the Steelers. While I would like to see
them win and will be cheering that way as well, I don't see it happening.
Bills win.
GB @ Dallas - Dem Boys are very tough at home. Cowboys win.
Rams @ Lions - Sucks this a late night game, as I will miss most of it.
Det is slightly better perhaps and has the home field, but the
deciding factor here is QB. Both teams have very solid QB's but
Matt Stafford is great ..... at losing when it matters. Lions win.
Philly @ TB - The Eagles have been a complete disaster of late losing
5 of the last 6, while the Bucs were doing the exact opposite.
Philly won the head to head matchup earlier in the season.
You can't really apply the .net factor here. While I enjoy watching
Baker play, he does fit the profile of "heady white guy." Philly sets
aside whatever internal turmoil they have for a while and get this one.
Philly wins.
Summarized winners-
Cle
KC
Buff
Dall
Det
Philly
M.o.t.W
I have not been having much luck with finding many good maga or yam
bashing memes of late, so I will go with tried and true racial stereotype.
S.M. and Diego sorry you are uncapable of appreciating humor.
Happy Weekend, Y'all.
better. He and Nick Simmons both swear they have no interest
wearing the make-up, but for me, it's a no brainer. I think they
would rock it well. One thing for sure, it would be much better
than the current A.I. bullshit gimmick that's in the works.
FOC sucks more than ever this weekend with temps that are
typical for HPG's neck of the woods. Currently at 5:30AM it is
0 degrees. On the bright side, it is supposed 13 degrees colder
this time tomorrow morning.
But even -30 windchills can't stop grill biz this AM. Going to knock
that shit out early as the afternoon and evening are for Wildcard Weekend.
Debatably, the best weekend on the NFL calendar, we will have 12
of the best 14 teams facing off. "Best weekend," for all of us except
d-town, who will be stressing over which hat and jersey to sport for
his gravy training, and wearing out his 10 key counting the number
of non-crackers on the field.
I would like to break down each game in detail but will do so for
only one, while offering only a brief take on the others while selecting
my pics.
Browns @ Texans-
Cle proved they could win there just a few weeks back. They seem to
be on a role of late also. .net thinking always tells you to go with the
heady white guy at QB, but C.J. has been very impressive.
I think the Cle D will be the difference. Browns win.
Fish at KC - As I mentioned last week about the Chiefs-
"They will be the most dangerous team in the brackets."
Don't get all caught up in the 11-6 record. That should really be 14-3
or even 15-2. KC simply overlooked Den and Vegas in their losses
after having dominated for so long and both teams were simply
tired of getting the shit kicked out of themselves. That happens in
conference play.
The Lions, Eagles, Packers and Bills losses were all one possession
games that were all very winnable. As you already know, the dropped
passes this season simply killed what could have been a historic
season and removed Mahomes from any possible MVP discussion.
IF THE CHIEFS CATCH THE BALL, THEY WIN, END OF CONVERSATION!
If they don't then it's likely over tonight. The defense is rock solid.
The weather is absolute shit, and it will be the coldest game ever at
Arrowhead, along with being one of the coldest playoff games ever.
A Miami team should not have a cunt hair's chance of coming here
and winning this game. Better QB, better coach, along with both having
much more playoff experience. On paper this one is a no-brainer,
and the betting public agrees as the game has moved 2 points since
the open. Chiefs win.
Pitt @ Buff - I am not impressed by the Steelers. While I would like to see
them win and will be cheering that way as well, I don't see it happening.
Bills win.
GB @ Dallas - Dem Boys are very tough at home. Cowboys win.
Rams @ Lions - Sucks this a late night game, as I will miss most of it.
Det is slightly better perhaps and has the home field, but the
deciding factor here is QB. Both teams have very solid QB's but
Matt Stafford is great ..... at losing when it matters. Lions win.
Philly @ TB - The Eagles have been a complete disaster of late losing
5 of the last 6, while the Bucs were doing the exact opposite.
Philly won the head to head matchup earlier in the season.
You can't really apply the .net factor here. While I enjoy watching
Baker play, he does fit the profile of "heady white guy." Philly sets
aside whatever internal turmoil they have for a while and get this one.
Philly wins.
Summarized winners-
Cle
KC
Buff
Dall
Det
Philly
M.o.t.W
I have not been having much luck with finding many good maga or yam
bashing memes of late, so I will go with tried and true racial stereotype.
S.M. and Diego sorry you are uncapable of appreciating humor.
Happy Weekend, Y'all.
