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Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2023 3:18 pm
by smackaholic
Stumbled into the food forum this morning and read through the over 15 year old fat fukk thread. Was gonna make a comment there, but nobody goes in there, so I'll start one over here.

First off, I am on the correct side of 220 for the first time in the 21st century!!!!!! I was 216 this morning.

Well, I was briefly below 220 for about 15 minutes in 2001 when i needed to lose weight to get back into the Navy reserve.

So, how did I get here?

A couple of factors.

The new GF is adamant about making healthy meals, especially lunches. I rarely eat fast food garbage during the day. This was gooding for the first 10-15 lbs, but just eating better always fails in the end because your body eventually adjust metabolism to compensate for lower calorie intake.

What does work is intermittent fasting. It is by far the easiest way to lose weight. Just skip breakfast, eat lunch late, if at all.

IF or time restricted feeding works because it gives your body a period of time each day where your insulin levels are low enough to put your body into fat burning mode. If you eat something, even a little, every 3 or 4 hours, your insulin levels remain high which inhibit's your body's ability to access your fat stores.

I used to think the fasting claims were bullshit as do many, because we were all sold the same propaganda about how you need to eat frequiently to keep up your energy. It is 100% bullshit.

Watch some podcasts by Jason Fung on the topic. It is very informative and makes complete sense.

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2024 5:34 pm
by Softball Bat
A world with one less f@t fvck is a good thing.

Congrats on your progress, smackaholic!

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2024 5:41 pm
by Carson
Keep in mind that the space aliens will eat the fat ones first.

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 11:36 am
by smackaholic
Exactly.

When that day comes you don't want to be thought of as well marbled.

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 4:46 pm
by The Seer
Carson wrote: Mon Jan 01, 2024 5:41 pm Keep in mind that the space aliens will eat the fat ones first.

And the younger ones also. Veal is veal regardless of galaxy.

Me, Wolfie, Sam, et. al....would probably be ground into whatever their Mickey D's burgers are up there.

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 7:20 pm
by Mikey
Congrats on your weight loss. I was down to 202 about 10 months ago after I really bumped up my workouts and was closely watching what I ate. I had a medical procedure in February, which put me on the shelf for over a month as far as using the rowing machine, and haven't been able to come back up to speed. Part of my New Year's resolutions though. I'm up to about 214, which is still 20 lb below where I was a couple of years ago., I was really hoping to get below 200 but didn't quite make it.

Not gonna do intermittent fasting, or any kind of fad diets. I went on the Atkins diet about 20 years ago and lost a bunch of weight but it came right back as soon as I started eating bread and fruit again. The combination of healthy eating, on a regular schedule, and regular exercise works will enough.

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 7:35 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
Have you guys tried getting COVID-19? It worked wonders for Mrs. Smackaholic.

too soon?

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2024 3:18 am
by smackaholic
Mikey wrote:Congrats on your weight loss. I was down to 202 about 10 months ago after I really bumped up my workouts and was closely watching what I ate. I had a medical procedure in February, which put me on the shelf for over a month as far as using the rowing machine, and haven't been able to come back up to speed. Part of my New Year's resolutions though. I'm up to about 214, which is still 20 lb below where I was a couple of years ago., I was really hoping to get below 200 but didn't quite make it.

Not gonna do intermittent fasting, or any kind of fad diets. I went on the Atkins diet about 20 years ago and lost a bunch of weight but it came right back as soon as I started eating bread and fruit again. The combination of healthy eating, on a regular schedule, and regular exercise works will enough.
Before dismissing IF, watch a few podcasts by Jason Fung.

IF is how we evolved. We did not eat 3 or 4 times a day. We ate when we could and got by on fat stores the rest of the time.

He does a good job of explaining why eating through out the day fails in the end. And why intermittent fasting works.

It is very easy especially for life long g fatties like you and I who never saw a piece of bread we didn’t like.


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Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2024 3:22 am
by smackaholic
HighPlainsGrifter wrote:Have you guys tried getting COVID-19? It worked wonders for Mrs. Smackaholic.

too soon?
Nah, not too soon.

CV didn’t kill her.

The vaccine very well may have.

BTW, I had the Rona right before Xmas.

It was about a day and a half of very mild congestion.

Wimpiest cold I’ve ever had.

Had my GF not just had CV I would t have even tested for it.

Take your B,C,D and Zinc clones. That ahit works unlike the “vaccine”.


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Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2024 11:03 pm
by StrawMan
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Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2024 2:41 am
by Go Coogs'
Congrats, ‘holic.

I’m 45 and had my first child at 44, so 2023 was an adjustment for me. One riddled with picking up bad eating habits and not enough sleep. I put on the weight, so I’m on a New Year’s Resolution kick. It’s just diet and exercise and goals. It’s really about developing systems and good habits in my life that can keep all of this chaos of a demanding job, two teenage bonus kids and a one-year old, and going back to school to get my masters under control.

I shot up to 229 so I’m on a very strict diet to cut 20-25lbs in 30 days.

Breakfast: egg whites, black beans, and raw spinach

Lunch: fish, chicken, or pork with raw spinach

Dinner: fish, chicken or pork with lentils or beans and asparagus, broccoli, or cauliflower.

Zero fruit on the diet, but I do get to enjoy one glass of wine a night.

I’m down to 224 after 4 days.

Exercise consists of crunches, fast pace walks, jogging, and jumping jacks.

Want to get to 200 and then work on a more balanced diet after that.

Reading “Atomic Habits” to get myself right after having a baby.


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Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2024 3:21 pm
by The Seer
Go Coogs' wrote: Fri Jan 05, 2024 2:41 am
I shot up to 229 so I’m on a very strict diet to cut 20-25lbs in 30 days.

Breakfast: egg whites, black beans, and raw spinach

Lunch: fish, chicken, or pork with raw spinach

Dinner: fish, chicken or pork with lentils or beans and asparagus, broccoli, or cauliflower.
Guessing the line of friends wanting to come over and join you for a meal is very short.

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2024 3:53 pm
by Sudden Sam
Or you could acquire a condition like I have (gastroenterologist said he sees 2 or 3 cases a year) where I struggle now to keep weight on. I exercise like a mofo and eat like crazy to stay at 175. It’s a bitch to retain food for any length of time.

Yes, I still maintain that I’m healthy as fuck!

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2024 4:35 pm
by smackaholic
The Seer wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote: Fri Jan 05, 2024 2:41 am
I shot up to 229 so I’m on a very strict diet to cut 20-25lbs in 30 days.

Breakfast: egg whites, black beans, and raw spinach

Lunch: fish, chicken, or pork with raw spinach

Dinner: fish, chicken or pork with lentils or beans and asparagus, broccoli, or cauliflower.
Guessing the line of friends wanting to come over and join you for a meal is very short.
Eat the whole damn egg. It’s good for you.

Caloric restriction alone is a losing battle.

Watch some videos on intermittent fasting. It explains why they always fail in the end.


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Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2024 8:14 pm
by Go Coogs'
It’s not caloric restriction. I get a ton of calories from beans and almonds. The reduced red meat and removing the breads and potatoes is what is putting my body into shock and working this fat off.

This morning was three eggs (1 whole egg) a cup of lentils and a cup of spinach. For lunch, two tilapia filets, a cup of red beans and sausage, and asparagus. Had about 12 almonds a few minutes ago.

I will have a cheat day each week that will shock my body again and keep my metabolism from slowing down. I’m going to stick to this and then move gradually into something a little more balanced.


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Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2024 2:03 am
by mvscal
Go Coogs' wrote: Fri Jan 05, 2024 2:41 amstrict diet to cut 20-25lbs in 30 days.
Dumb
Go Coogs' wrote: Fri Jan 05, 2024 2:41 amReading “Atomic Habits” to get myself right after having a baby.
Dumber.

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2024 2:18 am
by StrawMan
smackaholic wrote: Fri Jan 05, 2024 4:35 pm Eat the whole damn egg. It’s good for you.

Caloric restriction alone is a losing battle.

Watch some videos on intermittent fasting. It explains why they always fail in the end.
Keep at it, smackaholic, and never look back.

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Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2024 3:42 am
by Go Coogs'
18 days in and down 11.5 lbs.

Mrs. Coogs bought me an Ergatta rowing machine as an early birthday gift. Using the hell out of it.


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Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2024 4:14 am
by Mikey
Go Coogs' wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 3:42 am 18 days in and down 11.5 lbs.

Mrs. Coogs bought me an Ergatta rowing machine as an early birthday gift. Using the hell out of it.


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The Ergata looks like a nice machine. Should give you a great workout. I have a Concept2 that I bought in 1995 and still using it. A little more basic than the Ergata but it’s been sort of the standard for decades. I’ve replaced a lot of the moving parts and foot pads and stuff over years but it still works like new. I think I’ve put something like 30 million meters on it.

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2024 2:27 pm
by The Seer
Speaking of FAT....

'I Just Don't Know Where We Went Wrong,' Contemplates Sports Illustrated Executive In Front Of Framed Covers Of Obese, Trans Swimsuit Models

NEW YORK, NY — After sending a company-wide email to notify all of its staff that they were being laid off, a top executive at iconic publication Sports Illustrated contemplated how things turned out so wrong as he stood in front of framed covers of obese and trans swimsuit models.

"I just don't know where things went south," said Jack Weber. "Did we not get woke enough? Should we have featured trans models even earlier? Was the heavy woman we put on the cover not heavy enough? What was it? Maybe we should've given more consideration to plastering the Pride flag on our cover back in June. I was certain we signaled the appropriate amount of virtue for every possible cause and movement out there. It just makes no sense."

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-just-dont ... suit-issue

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2024 2:39 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Seer is turning T1B into a Babylon Bee aggregator.

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:27 pm
by The Seer
Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 2:39 pm Seer is turning T1B into a Babylon Bee aggregator.
As if this sordid clambake couldn't use a levity enema....

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:37 pm
by Screw_Michigan
The Seer wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:27 pm
Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 2:39 pm Seer is turning T1B into a Babylon Bee aggregator.
As if this sordid clambake couldn't use a levity enema....
If we wanted to read the Babylon Bee, we'd go to its website. Have a take, don't suck. Remember the founding principle of this place?

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 5:04 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:37 pm Have a take, don't suck. Remember the founding principle of this place?
The next time you have a take, even one that sucks, I'll let you know.

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 5:47 pm
by Sudden Sam
It’s tough watching wokeism implode, isn’t it?

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:01 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 5:47 pm It’s tough watching wokeism implode, isn’t it?
That's what Ron DeSantis said.

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 7:45 pm
by Mikey
The Seer wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:27 pm
Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 2:39 pm Seer is turning T1B into a Babylon Bee aggregator.
As if this sordid clambake couldn't use a levity enema....
Not too surprising that you would equate enemas and levity.

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:42 pm
by Sudden Sam
Mikey wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 7:45 pm
The Seer wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:27 pm
Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 2:39 pm Seer is turning T1B into a Babylon Bee aggregator.
As if this sordid clambake couldn't use a levity enema....
Not too surprising that you would equate enemas and levity.
:shock:
Yowzah!

Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:01 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 5:47 pm It’s tough watching wokeism implode, isn’t it?
That's what Ron DeSantis said.
I’m glad he’s out of it. He needs to concentrate on keeping Florida on track.

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 12:06 pm
by smackaholic
Anyone notice that life long batchelor, Tim Scott is now engaged?

This makes him passable as heterosexual and therefore a viable VP, which I am fairly sure he’ll be.

Cory Booker, are you paying attention?

Had he been married, he would be prez today, IMO.


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Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 12:13 pm
by smackaholic
Ohhh, and if Pete Bootiefudge is reading this….marrying a dude doesn’t count.


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Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 12:33 pm
by Screw_Michigan
smackaholic wrote: Thu Jan 25, 2024 12:06 pm Anyone notice that life long batchelor, Tim Scott is now engaged?

This makes him passable as heterosexual and therefore a viable VP, which I am fairly sure he’ll be.

Cory Booker, are you paying attention?

Had he been married, he would be prez today, IMO.


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Tim Scott's not fooling anyone. Except for Suckaholic.

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 9:15 pm
by Diego in Seattle
smackaholic wrote: Thu Jan 25, 2024 12:13 pm Ohhh, and if Pete Bootiefudge is reading this….marrying a dude doesn’t count.


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The 14th Amendment (as well as the 1st) say otherwise.

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 9:23 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
Did a dog run off with Diego's sense of humor?

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 9:54 pm
by Diego in Seattle
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu Jan 25, 2024 9:23 pm Did a dog run off with Diego's sense of humor?
Since when is homophobia humorous?

Oh, I forgot....You're one of the .pedo scum who think that racism is funny, too.

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2024 1:54 am
by HighPlainsGrifter
:bbq:
Diego in Seattle wrote: Thu Jan 25, 2024 9:54 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu Jan 25, 2024 9:23 pm Did a dog run off with Diego's sense of humor?
Since when is homophobia humorous?

Oh, I forgot....You're one of the .pedo scum who think that racism is funny, too.
Since Noah bent Shem over a fence, picked the dingleberries out if his unwashed ass crack, grabbed the wings on Shem's talit and plunged his crooked dick into the acolyte's shitpipe.

It's been funny for fucking ever, you cluless moron. Only in the last 20 years or so have people like you decided to take up arms in a crusade du jour and control what people found funny.

To most people, faggots are rare, strange, and confusing. That makes their behavior a perfect target for comedy. Been that way for millennia, dumbass.

Fucks sake, I can't believe I have to explain comedy to a grownass human being but here we are.

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2024 3:39 am
by Diego in Seattle
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 1:54 am :bbq:
Diego in Seattle wrote: Thu Jan 25, 2024 9:54 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu Jan 25, 2024 9:23 pm Did a dog run off with Diego's sense of humor?
Only in the last 20 years or so have people like you decided to take up arms in a crusade du jour and control what people found funny.
I'm sorry that you don't remember the '80's & '90's.

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2024 3:43 am
by smackaholic
Are you saying making fun of gays was not a thing in the 80s?

Did you watch Eddie Murphy’s Delirious?

Are you going to tell me that gay Ralph Cramden was not funny?


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Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2024 4:56 am
by Diego in Seattle
smackaholic wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2024 3:43 am Are you saying making fun of gays was not a thing in the 80s?

Did you watch Eddie Murphy’s Delirious?

Are you going to tell me that gay Ralph Cramden was not funny?


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Re-read the portion that I quoted, dumbass.

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2024 1:05 pm
by Sudden Sam
The gays I know have a sense of humor.

People who can’t laugh at themselves are seriously flawed.

Fuck PC and woke shit.

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2024 3:52 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
I think Diego is saying he lost his sense of humor in 1980.