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Mark Zuckerberg Is Reportedly Building A $100 Million Doomsday Compound In Hawaii

If and when doomsday does hit, who does he think will use his popular social media apps?

Though it makes sense - the most non-social douchebag cordons himself off to the rest of the world.

Doomsday Compound

#doom

Let me use my billions to help fuck up the country/planet and then use my billions to hide from what I helped create.

The Seer wrote: ↑Sat Dec 16, 2023 2:26 pm Let me use my billions to help fuck up the country/planet and then use my billions to hide from what I helped create.

This x a billion(pun intended). Fuck Zuck.

Doesn't he know that these islands will disappear due to rising sea levels from man made climate change?!?

mvscal wrote: ↑Sun Dec 17, 2023 12:21 am Doesn't he know that these islands will disappear due to rising sea levels from man made climate change?!?

That would be pretty severe, seeing as how Haleakala tops out at over 10,000 feet, and Mauna Kea over 13,000 feet.

Mikey wrote: ↑Sun Dec 17, 2023 5:27 am

mvscal wrote: ↑Sun Dec 17, 2023 12:21 am Doesn't he know that these islands will disappear due to rising sea levels from man made climate change?!?

That would be pretty severe, seeing as how Haleakala tops out at over 10,000 feet, and Mauna Kea over 13,000 feet.

He's building his Doomsday Lair in a volcano?!?

Imagine the most emotionally unstable nerd you knew in college. Now imagine him in multibillionaire.

I imagine him to be an alien lizard from Alpha Centauri wearing an awkwardly fitted ape suit.

Prove me wrong.