Cuda's Bruised Vagina (Cuda/EM deathmatch)

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu May 26, 2005 5:32 pm

Cuda wrote:T1B has failed. Smack is not allowed on the main board, budding flame-wars get sent to TRotS, Viagra42 couldn't tell the difference between epic & crap if his life depended on it, and the m0dS in the political forum are upset that people argue with each other and often call each other mean names.

Budding flame wars? The only time that the words "Cuda" and "flaming" are ever used in the same sentence, you can bet the farm it has nothing to do with your ability to smack. You're a disgrace. If I ever see you, I will beat your face up and then pee on you.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu May 26, 2005 5:37 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:If I ever see you, I will beat your face up and then pee on you.

Take it to the porn director thread.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu May 26, 2005 5:41 pm

Is this a death match?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu May 26, 2005 5:43 pm

Yes, it is. One of the two will be banned at noon tomorrow.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu May 26, 2005 5:43 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Yes, it is. One of the two will be banned at noon tomorrow.

Sounds like a reason is being given. Some bannings don't make any sense at all.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu May 26, 2005 5:45 pm

T1B has failed Cuda, and Cuda has failed EM. A head must roll to atone for all of this failure.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Thu May 26, 2005 5:45 pm

it's not gay at all to lurk at one board and runbackasfastasyoucan to another, cutten and pasting stuff that you saw while lurking.

nope. not queer as fuck at all.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu May 26, 2005 5:47 pm

Cuda: Isn't anyone here man enough for a budding flame war?
EM: I'm your bikerackleberry.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu May 26, 2005 5:48 pm

!zzubevol wrote: queer as fuck

I hate that show.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu May 26, 2005 5:53 pm

Listen, I agree with Cuda. This place just doesn't embrace smilies like they should. When I type the following, I expect an amusing little fruit to appear:
:gay:
:bananajerkin'off:
:leftybananajerkin'off:
:selffellatinghippo:
:shutyomouth'slarkscooter:

Instead, all I get are unamusing fruits responding.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu May 26, 2005 5:54 pm

Three boards, Cuda? You're fucking crying about getting TRotS'd on three fucking internet message boards. Three is a pretty big number. To put it in perspective, three is exactly three more than the number of rackable takes you've had in five years.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu May 26, 2005 5:56 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:Three boards, Cuda?

No more, no less

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu May 26, 2005 5:56 pm

these additions aren't enough?

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu May 26, 2005 5:58 pm

Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu May 26, 2005 5:59 pm

Would it make you guys happier if I got rid of the moratorium on meeting up with you freaks? Fuck it, next person who visits the 314, I'll buy the first five rounds.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu May 26, 2005 6:00 pm

It's too late for appeasement. Blood must be spilled. And I'm not talking about the blood that spills from Cuda's vagina every 28 days. I'm talking like nose blood.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 26, 2005 6:01 pm

You people are generally hateful and dicks.

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Thu May 26, 2005 6:03 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:Three boards, Cuda? You're fucking crying about getting TRotS'd on three fucking internet message boards. Three is a pretty big number. To put it in perspective, three is exactly three more than the number of rackable takes you've had in five years.

B E A utiful

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu May 26, 2005 6:08 pm

Reset!

Cuda is posting some dumb shit again
Another weak attempt at tryin' to fit in
Oh and I can see Cuda starting to cry
God it looks like Cuda, just got another black eye

They say Cuda's 'tarded, and I think it's true
Slaps his head 'pon his keyboard until it turns black and blue
Oh and he should know that his takes really suck
Lord I hate Cuda. I hope he gets hit by a truck

Cuda you moron, you are dumber than me
Do you still feel the pain of my boot in your ass
Your eyes are crossed
and now my salad's tossed
Cu-duh you're a loss
and a a fat little 'tahahahaard.

Even Elton John hates Cuda. Elton John likes everybody...except the Taiwanese. And Cuda.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu May 26, 2005 6:13 pm

OK. THAT was funny.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu May 26, 2005 6:13 pm

Elton John is a Cock Sucking Faggot and so is GogiMonster

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu May 26, 2005 6:19 pm

This isn't BODEing well for you. You should take a mulligan.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu May 26, 2005 6:22 pm

Cuda, your ass has been punk'd so many times that Ashton Cutcher sends royalty checks to your rectum.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu May 26, 2005 6:23 pm

Cuda wrote:Smack is not allowed on the main board

Since when?

budding flame-wars get sent to TRotS

What? Dinsdale vs. bathing was a budding flame war?

Viagra42 couldn't tell the difference between epic & crap if his life depended on it

Should he go to TOT for help with this? You seem to think so. Nobody over here gave a shit. Think you'll get anything from them other than the usual "Despite diabetes robbing my children of a father in a decade, I have BODE."

the m0dS in the political forum are upset that people argue with each other and often call each other mean names.

Sadly, in that forum we have people with anger issues. Any disagreement is met with pathetic cop-outs. Some people just don't have the intelligence to fully express themselves.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu May 26, 2005 6:28 pm

Whisling Ass-CanyonMonster wrote:Cuda, your ass has been punk'd so many times that Ashton Cutcher sends royalty checks to your rectum.

Shut up!

I know FOR A FACT that you kept the $51, and you probably kept the calculator too.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu May 26, 2005 6:29 pm

Cuda wrote:I know FOR A FACT that you kept the $51, and you probably kept the calculator too.

Kancer Kids couldn't do much with it.

TT, TOT, TIB

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu May 26, 2005 6:30 pm

RACK EltonMonster!

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu May 26, 2005 6:44 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Cuda wrote:Smack is not allowed on the main board
Since when?

12 Jan 2005

budding flame-wars get sent to TRotS
What? Dinsdale vs. bathing was a budding flame war?

No, This One Was

Viagra42 couldn't tell the difference between epic & crap if his life depended on it
Should he go to TOT for help with this? You seem to think so. Nobody over here gave a shit. Think you'll get anything from them other than the usual "Despite diabetes robbing my children of a father in a decade, I have BODE."

I don't care where he goes, so long as it's elsewhere, and I don't see much response here other than the usual "Despite diabetes robbing my children of a father in a decade, I have BODE." and your desperate plea for a 55 gallon drum of

l to r: Baceferrece

the m0dS in the political forum are upset that people argue with each other and often call each other mean names.
Sadly, in that forum we have people with anger issues. Any disagreement is met with pathetic cop-outs. Some people just don't have the intelligence to fully express themselves.

True- and both of them are m0dS

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu May 26, 2005 6:47 pm

All this is because your detachable penis thread was shitcanned? Where is the flamewar possibility there? Cuda vs. prostate stimulation?

Smack not being allowed? So the Raydah James thread was everyone telling James his goatee is timely and handsome?

Don't even think of trying me.

Six Million Rack Man

1tnacU · Post by **1tnacU** » Thu May 26, 2005 6:53 pm

This reminds me of that scene in Colors where the young wannabe gangsta gets the shit kicked outta him.. then he officially becomes a part of the Crips... or was it the Bloods? Ecxept they only did once.. not on a monthly basis and in the end... Nino Brown isn't talking to Doughboy about Benny Blanco wanting to kill his punk ass.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu May 26, 2005 6:55 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:All this is because your detachable penis thread was shitcanned? Where is the flamewar possibility there? Cuda vs. prostate stimulation?

MotoGoalie was begging mvscal to punch him in his fat stomach

Don't even think of trying me.

Six Million Rack Man

I'll bet you have an extra-firm handshake, don't you?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu May 26, 2005 6:58 pm

If you don't open your mind, I'll do it for you.

I will most definitely fuck up your whatsuch.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:04 pm

Cuda, the way you keep marching down the same fucking tired Trail of Tears I'd swear you were part Cherokee. You bagging on Bobby42 about not having a sense of humor is like the blind leading the stupid. Sadly, you wouldn't know funny if it whipped it's gimongous penis out and left a punchline across the bridge of your nose. This place sucks so bad that you've racked up one THOUSAND seven HUNDRED posts? Fucking spare me.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:05 pm

e wrote:he appears to be wired with.......baby monitors?

What's the funniest thing about an Amber Alert?

Knowing they are looking in the wrong place.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:06 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
e wrote:he appears to be wired with.......baby monitors?
What's the funniest thing about an Amber Alert?

Knowing they are looking in the wrong place.

What's the worst part about being a pedophile?

Having to walk out of the woods alone.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:07 pm

I totally ran you, faggot dude. What, you're back for more? Sucking all night isn't enough for you, you gots to do it all DAY too?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:07 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:What's the funniest thing about an Amber Alert?

Knowing they are looking in the wrong place.

Most RACKable.

DrDetroit · Post by **DrDetroit** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:08 pm

Cuda wrote:I totally ran you, faggot dude. What, you're back for more? Sucking all night isn't enough for you, you gots to do it all DAY too?

Really, I did.

Seriously.

Hello?

Is this thing working?

You know I ran you?

Hello?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:11 pm

DrDetroit wrote:
Cuda wrote: Hello?

MotoGoalie · Post by **MotoGoalie** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:13 pm

Cuda wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:All this is because your detachable penis thread was shitcanned? Where is the flamewar possibility there? Cuda vs. prostate stimulation?
MotoGoalie was begging mvscal to punch him in his fat stomach

Don't bring me into your little gang rape. You've got enough sausage in your mouth right now to supply an IHOP for a month.

T1B

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