Cuda's Bruised Vagina (Cuda/EM deathmatch)

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Bizzarofelice wrote:
DrDetroit wrote:
Cuda wrote: Hello?
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Fucking Rack! This is the shit I thought I signed up for back in January. Good luck boys, have fun with the plungering!
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ElvisMonster wrote:Cuda, the way you keep marching down the same fucking tired Trail of Tears I'd swear you were part Cherokee.
You hoping to donate some blankets infected with Kancer?



quote]You bagging on Bobby42 about not having a sense of humor is like the blind leading the stupid. [/quote]
Cripple ramp around?

Sadly, you wouldn't know funny if it whipped it's gimongous penis out and left a punchline across the bridge of your nose.
But I'm guessing it would rouse your attention, eh.

Fucking spare me.
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1tnacU wrote:Nino Brown isn't talking to Doughboy about Benny Blanco wanting to kill his punk ass.
Excellent.

Rack Back Row, Middle for his jheri curled, mustached leather pants blast.

Cudes, you might want to give this thread some real attention or you might get beaten down fatal four way match style.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 on Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:30 am
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Right. Because unlike you, I actually respond to Vic. He's a funny poster
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Rack Cudes. The man sacrificed his board rep just to get some good readin'. His plan worked 100%. Instead of complaining about the board, he did something about it. That being "complaining until he woke up you stupid fucks."


Rack my pedophile jokes. Chowd loves those.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:Many mean things about EM.
Cage match?
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What does Michael Jackson like most about 28 year olds?
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That there are 20 of 'em.
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HI-YO!
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 on Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:30 am
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Right. Because unlike you, I actually respond to Vic. He's a funny poster
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Don't stop till you get enough.
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What's the worst part about being a pedophile?



Having to walk out of the woods alone.
So wrong... :lol:
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
DrDetroit wrote:
Cuda wrote: Hello?
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Most fucking excellent.
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PrimeX wrote:Most fucking excellent.
Missed you today, SusieX. Fun was to be had.

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Bizzarofelice wrote:Image
RACK the price is right pic.....
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PrimeX wrote:
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BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

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Always whining, lame vagina
Cuda’s rectum
Stretching out for plungers
Lots of room there
Cooter aims to please
Cryin' ‘bout the m0ds here
But he never leaves

EM owwwwns, Cuda’s dooome
On three boards, it is know
Bobby Four Two, is a bully
EM owwwwns, Cuda’s dooome

RTT’rs gather ‘round him
Cuda slurps on their ginormous ding-dongs
I've got to leave work, I'll finish when I'm home
Hey look I'm back now
And still in your dome

EM owwwwns, Cuda's dooome
On three boards, it is known
Getting T-RotS'd, typing meltdowns
EM owns, Cuda's dome

I'll be right here
When at noon your ass is banished
Taking all your whining to a board far away
And piling up the racks I'll get the feelin’
That I'm glad I typed this yesterday, yesterday

EM owwwwns, Cuda's dooome
Here's my receipt, Who is Jim Rome?
Whine to shutyomouth, or maybe Gangbang
But I own, your fucking dome

EM owwwwns, Cuda’s dooome
On three boards, it is know
Bobby Four Two, is a bully
EM owwwwns, Cuda’s dooome
I'm drinking Scotch, now that I'm home
I hope my wife, wil suck my bone
EM owwwns, Cuda's dooome
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^^^RACK!
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Cuda hangs out on EM's porch...
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^^
A Sicilian message.
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Great read for between AA meetings.
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Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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Atomic Punk wrote:Great read for between AA meetings.
I'm sure you're going to many of them.
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Atomic Punk wrote:Great read for between AA meetings.
Are you becoming a pilot?
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America West probably dumped him.
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Diego in Seattle wrote:America West probably dumped him.
Too bad. I thought AP and America West had a good thing going. Maybe America West just didn't like him for who he truly was. Maybe America West was flying around with some other dude on the sly.
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If Cuda had any semblance of dignity, he would have already capped himself. This is up there with some of the worst mismatches in history. You know, like Tyson v Spinks, US v Grenada, Vic Morrow vs the helicopter rotor...

Absolutely fuckin brutal.
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Haven't seen a beating this bad since Poland, 1939.
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ElvisMonster wrote:Cuda, the way you keep marching down the same fucking tired Trail of Tears I'd swear you were part Cherokee.
This single line makes the thread worthwhile read in and of itself, the rest is icing.....

brutal EM, just brutal
get out, get out while there's still time
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choose:

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King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
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PSUFAN wrote:Image

Cuda hangs out on EM's porch...
Why does EM have a mini Darth Vader helmet hanging from a pole on his porch?
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I vote that we ban Truck.
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First they came for the 'tards
and I did not speak out
because I was not a 'tard.
Then they came for the spammers
and I did not speak out
because I was not a spammer.
Then they came for the whining homos
and I did not speak out
because I was not a whining homo.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.


Let him stay. At least he's not Badfish.
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He let himself get run for the good of the people. Cudes went out on a limb and indirectly woke us up. That was his idear all along.
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All these years, and some still haven't figured ol' Coods out yet.

Ponderous.
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Yeah, Coods is an enema, wrapped in a douchbag, hidden in a diaper. A real puzzle. :roll:
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ElvisMonster wrote:A real puzzle.
Like a Rubik's Cube, only without the challenge and intrigue?
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Dinsdale wrote:
ElvisMonster wrote:A real puzzle.
Like a Rubik's Cube, only without the challenge and intrigue?
But a whole rainbow of colors. Just like the sticker on the back of Smackie's car.

Cudes only did what was good for the syndicate.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:Cudes only did what was good for the syndicate.
By doing what was bad for the syndicate?
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Bizzarofelice wrote:Just like the sticker on the back of Smackie's car.
As long as it's not a bike rack, cudes can handle it.
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Am I supposed to Archive this thread now?
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PrimeX wrote:Am I supposed to Archive this thread now?
Paul's Trots it is...........
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