Gun up Rank 'em

[Meat Head]

2, 1, 3 . . .

[Softball Bat]

Does d-town know about this thread?

I have plans to report this thread to the authorities.

[Kierland]

Reliving your sophomore year?

What a douche. And a coattail rider. Why didn’t you do this last month?

[Sudden Sam]

1,2. Or 2,1. I can go with either happily.

3 & 4…meh.

May have to add a tranny to get our diminutive barrister interested.

[Screw_Michigan]

I have plans to report this thread to the authorities.

Sincerely,
Dan Vogel

[Softball Bat]

I have plans to report this thread to the authorities.

Sincerely,
Dan Vogel

I
AM

Vogel

[mvscal]

Left to right or front to back?

[Meat Head]

Left to right. Jesus fucking christ we've only been doing this for 10 years.

[Screw_Michigan]

Left to right. Jesus fucking christ we've only been doing this for 10 years.

[Diego in Seattle]

Left to right. Jesus fucking christ we've only been doing this for 10 years.

He's probably completely thrown off by the fact that all of them are above 15 years of age...

[Mikey]

Left to right or front to back?

Maybe front AND back.

[mvscal]

Left to right or front to back?

Maybe front AND back.

That would affect the ratings.

[d-townmike]

See this is why this place doesn't do rank ems: because you homos always fuck them up or don't even rank em at all!

The correct answer here is 2 4 1 3.

Holy shit.

[Meat Head]

See this is why this place doesn't do rank ems: because you homos always fuck them up or don't even rank em at all!

The correct answer here is 2 4 1 3.

Holy shit.

#2 seems the winner!

But what if like, some of them are replusive and their breath stinks?

or like number 4 looks like a young man. That's not even eligible for last place. Or is it, do tell. How did it work at pedo.theyarenowinprison.net ?

[Kierland]

See this is why this place doesn't do rank ems: because you homos always fuck them up or don't even rank em at all!

The correct answer here is 2 4 1 3.

Holy shit.

It has nothing to do with heterosexuality. Some of us are not sophomores.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

3 4 1 Nooope

1 is high maintenance. Have fun for the night and get out of there when she starts complaining about her sister's ex husband.

2 is Lauren Boebert, I'm pretty sure. Gross.

3 is the one you take home. She isn't the hottest and she knows it. Still hot, but not the hot-test. She is self conscious about her nose and she'll compensate for it with good food, good conversation and loyalty.

4 is cute but she would be cuter if she didn't mess with her hair so much. She's the kind of girl who will get a tramp stamp at the state fair and she'll fuck any guy who could buy her a set of tits.

[Kierland]

You have never been laid have you?

[Roach]

3 is the one you take home. She isn't the hottest and she knows it. Still hot, but not the hot-test. She is self conscious about her nose and she'll compensate for it with good food, good conversation and loyalty.

Wise words from hgp



Yeah man, I saw your wife yesterday. She's ugly...

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Kierland hasn't been fucked for free since 2002. You can tell.

[Kierland]

So you are going with IKYABWAI.

Outstanding!

[The Seer]

3 is the one you take home. She isn't the hottest and she knows it. Still hot, but not the hot-test. She is self conscious about her nose and she'll compensate for it with good food, good conversation and loyalty.

4 is cute but she would be cuter if she didn't mess with her hair so much. She's the kind of girl who will get a tramp stamp at the state fair and she'll fuck any guy who could buy her a set of tits.

Rank'ems are about lust. Conversation, dinner, and loyalty are priorities associated with middle age.

That said, #4 gets my vote because...lust.

[Kierland]

Rank'ems are about lust.

Which is why it’s weird that you want to discuss them with the world. Can you not contain your lust? I mean I know the answer. You guys are down for rapist like Tad so of course you can’t. You people are mentally diseased.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

3 is the one you take home. She isn't the hottest and she knows it. Still hot, but not the hot-test. She is self conscious about her nose and she'll compensate for it with good food, good conversation and loyalty.

4 is cute but she would be cuter if she didn't mess with her hair so much. She's the kind of girl who will get a tramp stamp at the state fair and she'll fuck any guy who could buy her a set of tits.

Rank'ems are about lust. Conversation, dinner, and loyalty are priorities associated with middle age.

That said, #4 gets my vote because...lust.

Middle age, you say? Yeah... I feel that.