Page 1 of 1

Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 3:29 am
by Donnie Baker's Ghost

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 10:43 am
by smackaholic
Yeah, ole Chuck has been slacking an awful lot over the last century or so. It just seems like he's been tired and his heart just isn't in it anymore. But taunt his enough and he can still swat away tards.

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 1:52 pm
by Kierland
Says the guy who just lost his wife to “increased mortality rate” or whatever fever dream you called it.

How’s the femdom GF?

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 2:08 pm
by mvscal
Don't think Chuck had to work very hard here. This was an easy lay up.

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 2:11 pm
by Mikey
Is 721’ some kind of a record for this sort of thing?

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:12 pm
by mvscal
Some dumbass fell 4,000 ft off the Grand Canyon Skywalk. That might have been a suicide, though.

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:35 pm
by Meat Head
Forced error

Image

Too bad this guy's family will never get any cash for the iconic image.

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:47 pm
by Kierland
mvscal wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:12 pm Some dumbass fell 4,000 ft off the Grand Canyon Skywalk. That might have been a suicide, though.
The skyway isn’t even 4000 ft above the river let alone the rocks right below it which are maybe 1000 ft down. Let me guess, you’ve never been there.

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:55 pm
by Sudden Sam
Kierland wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:47 pm The skyway isn’t even 4000 ft above the river let alone the rocks right below it which are maybe 1000 ft down. Let me guess, you’ve never been there.
Not with a tape measure.

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:06 pm
by Dr_Phibes
I drove a golf cart once.

Arms and legs outside the vehicle. 8)

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:07 pm
by Kierland
How about your eyes?

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:17 pm
by Dr_Phibes
enchanting and lustrous as ever, thanks.

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:25 pm
by Mikey
I was playing golf years ago with a buddy of mine at Torrey Pines. We were in a cart on one of the holes that goes along parallel to the cliff, probably #4 on the South course but I’m not sure at this point. Driving across the fairway in the direction of the ocean. He was driving full speed and smoking a fat one when something happened to cause the cart to veer to the left. He fell out and did perfect somersault ending up on his feet with the joint still burning. Meanwhile I’m heading downhill towards the cliff in a cart with no driver. Luckily my mind was still clear enough grab the wheel and put on the brakes before getting too close. Good thing too because that could have been an ignominious ending to a potentially lucrative future LIV career.

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:30 pm
by Dr_Phibes
I think the PGA recommends you just cover your eyes with your hands and scream in that situation.

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:35 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Meat Head wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:35 pm Forced error

Image

Too bad this guy's family will never get any cash for the iconic image.
Leaving them flat broke?

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:55 pm
by Kierland
Meat Head wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:35 pm Forced error

Image

Too bad this guy's family will never get any cash for the iconic image.
You mean that photo you just used for free?

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:57 pm
by Meat Head
Kierland wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:55 pm
Meat Head wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:35 pm Forced error

Image

Too bad this guy's family will never get any cash for the iconic image.
You mean that photo you just used for free?
Exactly. You are one smart mother fucker.

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2023 11:46 pm
by mvscal
Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:55 pm
Kierland wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:47 pm The skyway isn’t even 4000 ft above the river let alone the rocks right below it which are maybe 1000 ft down. Let me guess, you’ve never been there.
Here. Take a 4,000 foot plunger up your gaped asshole, you cretinous, sperm burping mongoloid.
Unparalleled views of one of the world’s Seven Natural Wonders await you at Grand Canyon West on Skywalk. This breathtaking 10-foot wide, horseshoe-shaped glass bridge extends 70 feet out over the rim of the Grand Canyon, giving you a clear view 4,000 feet to the Canyon floor below.

https://grandcanyonwest.com/things-to-do/skywalk/
A 33-year-old man fell 4,000 feet to his death from the Grand Canyon Skywalk in Arizona, authorities say

https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/18/us/grand ... index.html
Man falls 4,000 feet to his death from Grand Canyon Skywalk

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 60046.html
Earlier this month, the Mohave County Sheriff's Office Search and Rescue team said the 33-year-old man "went over the edge" of the Skywalk and fell 4,000 feet to his death on June 5. The Hualapai Police Department has now ruled his death a suicide.

https://www.ktnv.com/news/grand-canyon- ... mans-death
The 33-year-old plummeted from the edge of the canyon's "Sky Walk" attraction — a walkway that extends out over the chasm and allows tourists to look down to its bottom. The unidentified man fell over 4,000 ft, the Mohave County Sheriff's Office said.

https://www.fox4news.com/news/man-falls ... -his-death
MOHAVE COUNTY (KTNV) — A man is dead after authorities said he "went over the edge" of the Grand Canyon Skywalk.

According to the Mohave County Sheriff's Office Search and Rescue Team, this happened last week. Officials said a 33-year-old man went over the edge around 9 a.m. on June 5th and fell about 4,000 feet.

https://www.ktnv.com/news/man-dies-afte ... on-skywalk
33-Year-Old Falls 4,000 Feet To His Death At Grand Canyon Skywalk
The Mohave County Sheriff's Office in Arizona says the unidentified man “went over the edge” last week at the popular tourist destination.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/man-fall ... b71a1251e8
A man in his 30s has fallen to his death in an apparent suicide after going over the edge at the Grand Canyon Skywalk in Arizona, local officials say.
...
The skywalk is a horseshoe-shaped glass bridge extending 70 feet (21 meters) out over the rim of the Grand Canyon at a height of about 4,000 feet (1,219 meters).

https://bnonews.com/index.php/2023/06/m ... n-skywalk/
Tourist, 33, plunges 4,000 feet to his death at Grand Canyon Skywalk

https://nypost.com/2023/06/17/tourist-3 ... nd-canyon/
The death of a man in the Grand Canyon was ruled a suicide after he fell 4,000 feet from a viewing platform.

The incident happened on June 5 at about 9 a.m. at the Grand Canyon Skywalk. The man was only identified as a 33-year-old by the Mohave County Sheriff’s Office.

https://news.yahoo.com/death-man-grand- ... 05549.html

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 12:18 am
by Mikey
I seriously doubt that it’s actually 4,000 feet. Maybe rounded to the nearest 10, or even 100. Close enough for government work, as we used to say in the EPA. I think my wife’s group also used to say that in the General Dynamics division where they made rockets.

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 12:37 am
by Kierland
I thought Yellow Hitler didn’t read my posts. He only seems to make exceptions for tomatoes and skywalks. The skywalk is at 4,770 ft elevation, the river is 1,160 ft so you might want to go back to 3rd grade math. And he didn’t fall in the river he hit the rocks below which are less than 1000ft down. Again, have you been there? I have.

Or you can just post more fake news. Try 40 articles next time pedokkkal.

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 12:56 am
by Mikey
1,000 feet was probably plenty painful.

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 11:22 am
by Diego in Seattle
Mikey wrote: Wed Aug 02, 2023 12:18 am I seriously doubt that it’s actually 4,000 feet. Maybe rounded to the nearest 10, or even 100. Close enough for government work, as we used to say in the EPA. I think my wife’s group also used to say that in the General Dynamics division where they made rockets.
And don't forget that SD is the southern part of LA....

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2023 11:28 pm
by kcdave

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2023 12:12 am
by Smackie Chan
Robertson had a custom woodworking business,...saying he specialized in “custom designs.”
Hope he built himself a nice fancy coffin.

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2023 12:21 am
by Sudden Sam
Not a great day for folks named Robertson.

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2023 11:27 am
by Diego in Seattle
tRump just lost a voter...

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2023 12:51 pm
by Screw_Michigan
kcdave wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 11:28 pm Chuck D gettin' nice

:bananaS:
Taking out the trash