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The Barbie Movie...

Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2023 9:45 pm
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
...looked like a fun, lighthearted movie full of silly, awkward moments when an over-the-top idyllic Barbie lifestyle clashes with the complexities and nuances of human existence. Something approximating the Lego Movie or Super Mario Bros movie was my hope. That is what the trailers are selling and if the writers had more skill, The Barbie Movie could have delivered on that promise. Sadly, this movie falls well short.

Margot Robie and Ryan Gosling are stellar actors in this thing but the writing is complete shit. As I sit here ruminating on what I just watched I still have no idea who the target audience is for this movie. I watched it with a group including some teenage girls. They hated it. The adult women in our group thought it had some good moments but overall it was "weird." After some discussion I figured out "weird" means "not what they expected."

I checked Rotten Tomatoes and son of a bitch the official movie summary says it will "subvert your expectations." Mission accomplished, Barbie Movie. You made a movie that does not live up to its potential or the marketing hype.

1.25 out of 5 stars.

Re: The Barbie Movie...

Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2023 10:28 pm
by Mikey
Do you drive a Jetta?

Re: The Barbie Movie...

Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2023 10:32 pm
by Smackie Chan
Donnie Baker wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 9:45 pm I still have no idea who the target audience is
You, apparently.

Re: The Barbie Movie...

Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2023 10:33 pm
by Kierland
Did your Bumble GF make you go?

Re: The Barbie Movie...

Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2023 10:37 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Man card permanently revoked.

Re: The Barbie Movie...

Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2023 11:22 pm
by Softball Bat
The Barbie Movie...




My girlfriend has it circled on my calendar for next week!

- smackaholic

Re: The Barbie Movie...

Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2023 1:36 am
by Screw_Michigan
Donnie Baker wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 9:45 pm ...looked like a fun, lighthearted movie full of silly, awkward moments when an over-the-top idyllic Barbie lifestyle clashes with the complexities and nuances of human existence. Something approximating the Lego Movie or Super Mario Bros movie was my hope. That is what the trailers are selling and if the writers had more skill, The Barbie Movie could have delivered on that promise. Sadly, this movie falls well short.

Margot Robie and Ryan Gosling are stellar actors in this thing but the writing is complete shit. As I sit here ruminating on what I just watched I still have no idea who the target audience is for this movie. I watched it with a group including some teenage girls. They hated it. The adult women in our group thought it had some good moments but overall it was "weird." After some discussion I figured out "weird" means "not what they expected."

I checked Rotten Tomatoes and son of a bitch the official movie summary says it will "subvert your expectations." Mission accomplished, Barbie Movie. You made a movie that does not live up to its potential or the marketing hype.

1.25 out of 5 stars.
Did you mean to post this in Suckaholics' "gay things I do to get laid" thread?

Re: The Barbie Movie...

Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2023 2:27 am
by pron
Does she show that smooth little clam?

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Re: The Barbie Movie...

Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2023 7:50 pm
by mvscal
Donnie Baker wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 9:45 pm ...looked like a fun, lighthearted movie full of silly, awkward moments when an over-the-top idyllic Barbie lifestyle clashes with the complexities and nuances of human existence. Something approximating the Lego Movie or Super Mario Bros movie was my hope. That is what the trailers are selling and if the writers had more skill, The Barbie Movie could have delivered on that promise. Sadly, this movie falls well short.

Margot Robie and Ryan Gosling are stellar actors in this thing but the writing is complete shit. As I sit here ruminating on what I just watched I still have no idea who the target audience is for this movie. I watched it with a group including some teenage girls. They hated it. The adult women in our group thought it had some good moments but overall it was "weird." After some discussion I figured out "weird" means "not what they expected."

I checked Rotten Tomatoes and son of a bitch the official movie summary says it will "subvert your expectations." Mission accomplished, Barbie Movie. You made a movie that does not live up to its potential or the marketing hype.

1.25 out of 5 stars.
I'm sorry to hear that you died. Hope you feel better soon.
Donnie Baker, comedian and ‘Bob & Tom Show’ regular, has died: reports

https://www.pennlive.com/news/2023/07/d ... ports.html

Re: The Barbie Movie...

Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2023 8:39 pm
by Screw_Michigan
mvscal wrote: Sun Jul 23, 2023 7:50 pm I'm sorry to hear that you died. Hope you feel better soon.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The Barbie Movie...

Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2023 9:06 pm
by Kierland
mvscal wrote: Sun Jul 23, 2023 7:50 pm
Donnie Baker wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 9:45 pm ...looked like a fun, lighthearted movie full of silly, awkward moments when an over-the-top idyllic Barbie lifestyle clashes with the complexities and nuances of human existence. Something approximating the Lego Movie or Super Mario Bros movie was my hope. That is what the trailers are selling and if the writers had more skill, The Barbie Movie could have delivered on that promise. Sadly, this movie falls well short.

Margot Robie and Ryan Gosling are stellar actors in this thing but the writing is complete shit. As I sit here ruminating on what I just watched I still have no idea who the target audience is for this movie. I watched it with a group including some teenage girls. They hated it. The adult women in our group thought it had some good moments but overall it was "weird." After some discussion I figured out "weird" means "not what they expected."

I checked Rotten Tomatoes and son of a bitch the official movie summary says it will "subvert your expectations." Mission accomplished, Barbie Movie. You made a movie that does not live up to its potential or the marketing hype.

1.25 out of 5 stars.
I'm sorry to hear that you died. Hope you feel better soon.
Donnie Baker, comedian and ‘Bob & Tom Show’ regular, has died: reports

https://www.pennlive.com/news/2023/07/d ... ports.html
Glass dicked twice in one day. What a tard.

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