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FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Fri Sep 01, 2023 4:49 pm

FiatLux wrote: ↑Fri Sep 01, 2023 12:14 am That being said, look for Calfurd to end up in the ACC tomorrow.

We're in!

News story: ACC votes to add California, Stanfurd and SMU to the league.

All Coast Conference. ACC still works.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Sep 01, 2023 6:11 pm

FiatLux wrote: ↑Fri Sep 01, 2023 4:49 pm All Coast Conference. ACC still works.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Fri Sep 01, 2023 8:16 pm

7 people on here at 3:15.

It’s a fukkin’ tsunami of posters.

Sad, isn’t it?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Sep 01, 2023 8:23 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Fri Sep 01, 2023 8:16 pm 7 people on here at 3:15.

It’s a fukkin’ tsunami of posters.

Sad, isn’t it?

Seven is a lot for this sordid clambake

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sat Sep 02, 2023 4:37 pm

Coach Prime's got it going on!

Mashing the #17 Horned Frogs.

Week 1: is in full effect.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Sep 03, 2023 8:30 am

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Sep 04, 2023 2:06 am

The PAC 12 is the best conference

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Today @pac12 football teams combined to score an average of 52.6 points per game.

It's the only time in the last 40 years any FBS conference had its teams average 50.0+ PPG on a single day (minimum 8 teams in action).

Oh yeah... 12-0 this week.

Only undefeated conference in College Football.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Sep 04, 2023 2:58 am

Without the Ducklings it would have been what…30 PPG?

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Tue Sep 05, 2023 2:52 am

Got a wild one in Durham.

Duke 21-7 over #9 Clemson in the 4th.

Scott from Anaheim · Post by **Scott from Anaheim** » Tue Sep 05, 2023 5:10 am

FiatLux wrote: ↑Tue Sep 05, 2023 2:52 am Got a wild one in Durham.

Duke 21-7 over #9 Clemson in the 4th.

Rack.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Tue Sep 05, 2023 10:47 am

Bwaa, feCal is a 6.5 point dog at home against a weak Auburn team.

There will be more Aubs in the stadium than calis...

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Wed Sep 06, 2023 6:32 pm

Carson wrote: ↑Tue Sep 05, 2023 10:47 am Bwaa, feCal is a 6.5 point dog at home against a weak Auburn team.

There will be more Aubs in the stadium than calis...

I laughed.

Wait till they find out Berkeley isn't in Alabama.

I'll be there at the North end. Thanks for the W.

Good luck trying to contain the best RB in College Football.

He only had 188 yards rushing in the 1st half last week.

It'll be on National Television on Saturday Night. Sorry about that.

i wish Cal could play sec teams every week.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Wed Sep 06, 2023 11:45 pm

Hilarious video of Mannings conducting “interviews “ for a third person on the ManningCast.

https://giantswire.usatoday.com/2023/09 ... ost-video/

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Sep 07, 2023 1:24 am

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Sep 01, 2023 3:55 am
poptart wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 6:49 am
poptart wrote: ↑Fri Jul 28, 2023 2:55 am

Frozen again today...

I s'pose he'll roll up tomorrow and tell us, as he did after the last episode, that -----> all is well!

Marbles
Lost
Today...

Senate GOP leader Mitch McConnell can continue with his work schedule, congressional physician says

The Kentucky Republican's office released a statement from Dr. Brian Monahan saying that he had consulted with McConnell and his neurology team and cleared the senator to continue with his schedule. He did not say if he had examined McConnell personally, and he did not provide any additional details or a diagnosis.

"After evaluating yesterday’s incident, I have informed Leader McConnell that he is medically clear to continue with his schedule as planned," the short statement read. “Occasional lightheadedness is not uncommon in concussion recovery and can also be expected as a result of dehydration.”

McConnell’s office has only said that he was feeling “momentarily lightheaded" when he froze up on Wednesday...

https://news.yahoo.com/senate-gop-leade ... 37787.html

rotf...

Should put him in a room with Diane Feinswein, Nanzi Pelosilini, Uncle Festurdman and Pedo Joetato. I'm sure the conversation would be scintillating.

~blink~
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b-blinka blink blink
~BLINK? bL...pffftthppp ~

https://twitter.com/LittleMsOpinion/sta ... 0864224263

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Sep 07, 2023 1:48 am

My guy loves Epstein Island, but Dark Brandon is the real pedo.

Sin,
Pedokkkal

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Thu Sep 07, 2023 11:55 am

The SEC has lost their last eight games against the PAC played in California.

2021 - #16 LSU loses to UCLA 38-27
2017 - Texas A&M loses to UCLA 45-44
2017 - Ole Miss loses to Cal 27-16
2008 - #18 Tennessee loses to UCLA 27-24
2007 - #15 Tennessee loses to #12 Cal 45-31
2005 - Arkansas loses to #1 USC 70-17
2002 - Auburn loses to #20 USC 24-17
2000 - #3 Alabama loses to UCLA 35-24

Auburn has never won a game in California

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Thu Sep 07, 2023 12:27 pm

Yet Vegas thinks feCal sucks ass.

Home dog to a weak team. Pathetic.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 3:03 am

Got a wild one in Kansas City.

The Cal Golden Bear is outplaying Mahomes.

21-20 Lions with 7 minutes to go in the 4th.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 8:06 pm

Carson wrote: ↑Thu Sep 07, 2023 12:27 pm Yet Vegas thinks feCal sucks ass.

Home dog to a weak team. Pathetic.

That's nice.

Don't miss the halftime show. It's going to be amazing.

Welcome to the PAC-12 after Dark.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:56 pm

FiatLux wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 8:06 pm
Don't miss the halftime show. It's going to be amazing.

Welcome to the PAC-12 after Dark.

It’s not those marching windchime salesmen again, is it?

Maybe a troup of drag queens in Cal cheerleader gear?

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:22 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:56 pm
FiatLux wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 8:06 pm
Don't miss the halftime show. It's going to be amazing.

Welcome to the PAC-12 after Dark.
It’s not those marching windchime salesmen again, is it?

:giggle:

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:55 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:56 pm Maybe a troup of drag queens in Cal cheerleader gear?

You're fetish is expanding and getting pretty imaginative. The straight tranny stuff isn't working for you anymore?

Don't worry Grandpa. You'll be long asleep before the PAC-12 after Dark starts.

When it comes to the halftime show. Just remember you're in the epicenter of the tech world. You'll hear about it the next day in your Alabama news.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Sep 09, 2023 6:27 am

Lemme guess: the feCal band will play Dueling Banjos.

Haw haw haw.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Sep 10, 2023 6:17 am

viewtopic.php?t=53255

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Sun Sep 10, 2023 6:02 pm

I’m sure m2 left after the band did their little thing at halftime. He may not even be aware his Kal Bares lost.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Sep 10, 2023 8:56 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Sun Sep 10, 2023 6:02 pm I’m sure m2 left after the band did their little thing at halftime. He may not even be aware his Kal Bares lost.

When Cal sucks, he pivots to the conference. You know, the awesome PAC4.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Wed Sep 13, 2023 4:18 pm

You were right. Auburn does suck.

But not as much as the SEC refs, our kicker and shitty ass coach.

The barn had 120 yards of total offense and 5 first downs in the 4th quarter for the whole game. We have a decent defense, but not that decent.

The refs gifted Auburn a TD and took one of ours back. (14 point swing).

Our fucked up kicker missed 4 field goals and our shitty ass coach kept trotting him out there on 4th and ones when our running back was averaging close to 8 yards a carry. Should have been a 3 TD win at least for anyone who watched the game.

Wilcox has to go. But our fucked up administration extended him 6 more years. Unreal.

How the fuck did Alabama lose to Texass ??? That's embarrassing.

Cal didn't have a problem sweeping that shitty ass Texas team in a recent home and away.

Bama must be really bad this year.

Anyways. Props to Auburn for bringing their refs and taking advantage of our shitty fucking coach.

You won 14-10. Bottom line.

Congrats.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Wed Sep 13, 2023 5:05 pm

Pretty sure the refs were PAC-howmanyleft.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Wed Sep 13, 2023 5:24 pm

Carson wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 5:05 pm Pretty sure the refs were PAC-howmanyleft.

Traveling team brings their refs.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Wed Sep 13, 2023 5:26 pm

Then the Auburn radio announcers lied.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Wed Sep 13, 2023 5:34 pm

Carson wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 5:26 pm Then the Auburn radio announcers lied.

I'm shocked.

Traveling team always brings their refs.

It could have been worse for us. It could have been PAC 12 refs.

Anyways, I think it'll ACC refs when we head to Auburn.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Wed Sep 13, 2023 5:44 pm

Aaron didn't have a good week.

https://twitter.com/AuburnFootball/stat ... s%2F116634

There are three players on the Jets roster who went to Auburn.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Sep 14, 2023 1:57 am

Bobo ejected from Denver theater for...being an asshole.

Theater video surveillance shows US Rep. Lauren Boebert escorted out of ‘Beetlejuice’ musical

Surveillance video from a performing arts theater in Denver shows Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert being escorted out of the musical “Beetlejuice” on Sunday after “multiple complaints” from patrons.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/13/politics ... index.html

"Do you know who I am?"

Too fucking much.

The new set of tits kept trying to escape from that apparently pre-enhancement dress.
I wonder which one of those guys was her "client."

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Sep 14, 2023 2:02 am

The guy carrying her purse.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Sep 14, 2023 2:15 am

Most prominent GOP House influencers:

Boebert
MGT
Gym Jordan
Matt “you’re under 18, right?” Gaetz
My Kevin

What’s the world coming to?

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Sep 14, 2023 2:56 am

A .pedo wet dream.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Sep 14, 2023 11:14 am

Thought I'd help you be a little more complete...

Mikey wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 2:15 am Most prominent GOP House influencers:

Lauren "Self-Employed Model" Boebert
Marjorie Taylor "Backpack" Greene
Gym "I Didn't See Nothing" Jordan
Matt “you’re under 18, right?” Gaetz
Kevin "15 Votes" McCarthy

What’s the world coming to?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 14, 2023 12:46 pm

She's a deplorable pile of human excrement, but she looks great in that dress. Rack her big fake boobs.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Thu Sep 14, 2023 1:09 pm

Jsc810 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 6:21 pm

Sincerely,

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Sep 15, 2023 12:44 am