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This is it, fellas. Make your picks. Looks like Phibes is the odds on favorite to win the league, though I think Jobs still mathematically has a chance.

Thanks again to everyone for playing and for putting up with me trying to do math on hippie lettuce.

CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP RESULTS

Donnie 2-0
TWIS 2-0
Phibes 1-1
Jobs 1-1
Biggie 1-2
JSC 1-2
Screw 0-1
Poptart 1-2

SUPER BOWL STANDINGS

Phibes 35-24 .593
Jobs 33-25 .569
TWIS 27-21 .563
Poptart 26-22 .542
Donnie 24-21 .533
Screwball 30-28 .517
Smackie (bot) 19-19 .500
Biggie 26-34 .433
JSC 20-25 .444
Roach 18-29 .383
Bill in Houston (bot) 1-2 .333

SUPER BOWL ODDS

KC +1.5 PHI 50.5

Hey SM, please take a 2nd look at my Conference Championships picks.
I made three picks.

SF @ PHI over 46 - loser
CIN @ KC under 47 - winner
SF +2.5 - loser

I went 1-2 and am now 26-22 .542


Thank you!

SM wrote:Looks like Phibes is the odds on favorite to win the league, though I think Jobs still mathematically has a chance.

Twizzler is also still alive, but only if Phibes makes picks.

Same for S. Jobs.

I am glad you were in the game, Jsc.

It is the #1 game on the internet.


Thank you!

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Wed Feb 08, 2023 2:26 pm
Twizzler is also still alive

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

Thanks Screwy & Pop for showing a fella a good time.

I need to keep Screwy sniffing my ass during the offseason. It's the small victories that count.

PHI -1.5
Under 50.5

KC +1.5
Over 50.5

Yee haw

They say to go with your 1st instinct, but they probably never had Donnie picking ahead of them.....

Well, it looks like me and you pal, let those under us continue to sniff the sweet smells of our anal leakages.

Philly -1.5
Under 50.5

I’m not picking until poptart’s total is corrected. This is buuuuullshit.

That's noble of you, Biggie, but it will scarcely matter. Poptart is going to be looking up at my taint for 7 months.

You are out of your fucking mind. Pops owns you, rook.

Just like I own jsc. Even though I have a worse record. It pays to be in the know, Donald. /lays finger across nose

Maybe you missed the part where TWIS and I teamed up? We're unfuckingstoppable.

Hoping that Phibes pulls it off, I took him in Week 7 at +450. And have Phibes in a parlay with Smackie (Top Bot) at +1725.

lol

RACK the banter in this thread!

Biggie wrote: ↑Fri Feb 10, 2023 2:51 am I’m not picking until poptart’s total is corrected. This is buuuuullshit.

Even though SM has not yet addressed my concern, I will -----> go ahead <----- with my Super Bowl selection.
I trust SM will eventually get to me.

As my college tennis coach (who was notoriously late) once said to us, "Do you know when the press conference begins? It begins when the president arrives."

So my pick is...


KC+1.5



Dummy QB loses again.


:wink:

Donnie Baker wrote: ↑Fri Feb 10, 2023 3:03 am Maybe you missed the part where TWIS and I teamed up? We're unfuckingstoppable.

Team "WTF were they thinking!"

We're special and have needs, but we're not wing eating r*t*rd'$.

Biggie wrote: ↑Fri Feb 10, 2023 3:16 am Hoping that Phibes pulls it off . .

Well I wish the Dr. all the best, except in this pick.

Thanks all for the fun so far!

Biggie wrote:Just like I own jsc. Even though I have a worse record.

New math.

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Wed Feb 08, 2023 5:55 am Hey SM, please take a 2nd look at my Conference Championships picks.
I made three picks.

SF @ PHI over 46 - loser
CIN @ KC under 47 - winner
SF +2.5 - loser

I went 1-2 and am now 26-22 .542


Thank you!

Fixed

Thank you, Mr. Commissioner.

PHI - 1.5




edit

game face :brad:

KC +1.5

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Fri Feb 10, 2023 5:27 pm

Donnie Baker wrote: ↑Fri Feb 10, 2023 3:03 am Maybe you missed the part where TWIS and I teamed up? We're unfuckingstoppable.

Team "WTF were they thinking!"

We're special and have needs, but we're not wing eating r*t*rd'$.

Pass the wings, Corky. We suck.

SM has jumped ahead of you to end the season.



:)

Donnie Baker wrote: ↑Mon Feb 13, 2023 3:16 am

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Fri Feb 10, 2023 5:27 pm

Donnie Baker wrote: ↑Fri Feb 10, 2023 3:03 am Maybe you missed the part where TWIS and I teamed up? We're unfuckingstoppable.

Team "WTF were they thinking!"

We're special and have needs, but we're not wing eating r*t*rd'$.

Pass the wings, Corky. We suck.

Better hit the gym and the video room this off season.

The smell of ass is everywhere.