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Only 69% of Americans are confident they could whip a house cat's ass. :)

Meow.





Which animal is the baddest in all the animal kingdom (according to Mr. American)?




https://today.yougov.com/topics/lifesty ... mal_fights




I believe I saw an episode on the Discovery Channel once where they studied this hypothetical one-on-one animal fight deal.
They determined that an alligator would end up whipping the ass of every other animal on earth.



Go Gators!

If a grizzly bear attacks you don’t necessarily have to be able to outrun the bear.

As long as you can outrun whoever else you’re with.

The Cape Buffalo might be the baddest animal on earth. Kills more African big game hunters than any other. Saltwater crocodiles are also high on the list, as is Russell’s viper.

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Tue May 18, 2021 2:07 pm The Cape Buffalo might be the baddest animal on earth.

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I'd quit somewhere around mid-sized dog. Of course, that depends on the breed. A pit-bull is medium sized and I wouldn't want to take one on. Not suer about an Eagle. You'd get fukked up for sure, but could prolly take one.

Chimp?

NO fukking way. Chimps are bad ass. I'd rather take my chaces with a single wolf.

Pretty sure I could kick a goose's ass, even though they are nasty.

Last summer I was mountainbiking with a buddy who was attacked by a momma turkey. She was pretty nasty.

Elephant 8% :?

smackaholic wrote:Pretty sure I could kick a goose's ass

I'd like to see a few of the board members get worked over by a goose.

smackaholic wrote: ↑Wed May 19, 2021 1:08 am Chimp?

NO fukking way. Chimps are bad ass. I'd rather take my chaces with a single wolf.

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/man-lo ... e-1.364450

Yeah, remember that rich broad down in Fairfield County.

Chimps are fukking assholes. He ate her face off.

I’d rather have a go with the Elephant. At least it would be over quick.


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It like you know nothing about anything. 14 yo, until then calm, chimp’s human “father” and “brother” die, “mom” gives him Xanax and he wigs on a chick’s face thus turning her into the female equivalent of Jayne in PHX and that means chimps are assholes.

Just STFU already.

Moving Sale...defender of chimps!

He’s a short Jane Goodall.


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A moose bit my sister once.

So the scariest animal would be a gorilla sitting atop an elephant, while swinging a cobra around like a whip.

Obviously not the gerbils your proud boy buddies shove up your ass.

Python wrote: ↑Sat May 22, 2021 4:19 pmA moose bit my sister once.

I've been bitten by a python.

Jsc810 wrote: ↑Sat May 22, 2021 7:03 pm My mother was charged by a lion.

What was the crime?

Lion under oath.

Which she categorically denied.

ML@Coyote wrote: ↑Sat May 22, 2021 8:44 pmLion under oath.

That's a feliney offense.