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EAP

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 3:24 am
by Innocent Bystander
Who are you, really?

Re: EAP

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 3:27 am
by EAP
Innocent Bystander wrote: Thu Dec 19, 2019 3:24 am Who are you, really?
E A P. =

Elvis Aaron Presley.

Re: EAP

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 3:28 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
That's adorable.

Re: EAP

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 3:47 am
by Innocent Bystander
EAP wrote: Thu Dec 19, 2019 3:27 am
Innocent Bystander wrote: Thu Dec 19, 2019 3:24 am Who are you, really?
E A P. =

Elvis Aaron Presley.
You misspelled Aron.

Also, why would a 24 year old man buy a 14 year old child from her parents? then refuse to marry her?

Re: EAP

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 6:50 am
by The State
Annie.

Do you like talking to yourself?

Ever get into an argument with yourself and feel like you need to write it down?

Re: EAP

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:41 am
by EAP
Innocent Bystander wrote: Thu Dec 19, 2019 3:47 am
EAP wrote: Thu Dec 19, 2019 3:27 am
Innocent Bystander wrote: Thu Dec 19, 2019 3:24 am Who are you, really?
E A P. =

Elvis Aaron Presley.
You misspelled Aron.

Also, why would a 24 year old man buy a 14 year old child from her parents? then refuse to marry her?
You have a fucked up way of looking at situations.
Elvis was a stud in hollywood,
Fucking every single hot starlet in sight.
From tuesday weld to shelly fabares, to ann margaret to barbara eden to countless Hollywood extras etc... his set was a constant orgy of hollywood illicit sex and pills.
Point being? He figured that ten years down the road, he'd like to settle down and get married.
So while in the army overseas, he sees his future wife, and she's a beauty. BUT, too young.
Since he's not an animal with no brains like michael Jackson and jerry Lee Lewis, he decides to let the father know that one day, he'd like to marry his daughter.
But until then, here's money for her education. Just make sure she's a virgin until our wedding day when she turns 21.

But elvis's stud life continued as usual, a cornucopia of nubile Hollywood starlets night after night, day after day, between scenes, after the day's shooting had ended, all night long, etc...

Finally, in 1967, he has the vegas wedding, and a daughter follows exactly 9 months to the day.

Obviously the marriage doesn't last due to legendary infidelity.

When you're the king, it's an endless party of drugs and sexy women until the day you die.

If you're jerry Lee Lewis, you marry your 13 yr old cousin.
And if you're frank Sinatra, you ass fuck 16 yr old Mia farrow.
And if you're Michael Jackson, you fuck a cornucopia of boys at your "neverland" house that parents love dropping off their sons to, unsupervised.
Any more dumb questions?

Re: EAP

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 2:29 pm
by Screw_Michigan
The State wrote: Thu Dec 19, 2019 6:50 am Annie.

Do you like talking to yourself?

Ever get into an argument with yourself and feel like you need to write it down?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: EAP

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 3:41 pm
by Kierland
It’s all part of the process.
Just make crazy seem like normal.
Later on, when you say something crazy, it doesn’t sound so crazy.

Re: EAP

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 10:07 pm
by EAP
Roach wrote: Thu Dec 19, 2019 5:13 pm
EAP wrote: Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:41 am

If you're jerry Lee Lewis, you marry your 13 yr old cousin.
And if you're frank Sinatra, you ass fuck 16 yr old Mia farrow.
And if you're Michael Jackson, . . .
And if you are EAP you spew unending non sequitur drivel.

He is . . . Noise.
If you had an IQ above retard levels, my posts would make perfect sense to you.