Holy shit. Want to feel old? Here we are almost 18 years ago...

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:56 pm

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:38 pmWhat has happened to some of them?

Damn maturity set in. Or death.

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:23 am

I'd like to know what happened to Catfish.
He was seriously one smart motherfucker

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:04 am

DiT wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:23 amI'd like to know what happened to Catfish.
He was seriously one smart motherfucker

Yep. He did not suffer fools gladly and would vivisect those who put their idiocy on display. Articulate, well-reasoned, and able to run humorous and unassailable smack. No one did it better.

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:26 am

There's a few legends in there that unfortunately grew up and moved on
And, a few that haven't

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:48 am

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:06 am Tomas - Really a cool guy, but I guess he just left it all. Dude loved talking music.

Yeah, especially with moth, who used to live not far from me when I was in Ventura County but we never met.

Reina

Went out with her once. Was ankomak's sister. ZZ Top (AP) accused ankomak of raping Blondiebabe w/o any evidence at a SoCal trollstop I attended. Pretty low shit, but what else would you expect from him? Oh, wait...quite a bit, as we've since learned.

Pogue Mahone...Funny fucker!

Pretty smart, too. Met him at a Fresno trollstop. Deece guy.

RTS - dead

Yeah, nice guy but a bit strange. Sang show tunes for no apparent reason when we met in NOLA.

JhawkBCD

He dropped in to TuneTown a few times within the last couple years, but not lately. The "Mr. Cellphone" parody he did w/ enolc was clutch.

Inkydave

Met him briefly at a SoCal trollstop (same one Blondiebabe attended during which she took off her top and forcibly had On in Two motorboat her), but didn't really talk to him much.

ppanther - She quit and was into making babies last I heard.

She's popped into TT a few times, last time being maybe 2 yrs ago. Met her at a TS or two.

DCsmackmaster - came by here about a year ago, didn't he? Great dude. Wish he'd show more often.

No doubt. He made a brief appearance here on the board within the past few months.

Sexy Lexie - she was a really sweet girl.

Another SoCal trollstop attendee. HUGE rack, especially for an Asian chick.

Harsh

Good dude. Met him at a couple trollstops and went to his house during the one in Fresno. Lived near kevnic and AP, I believe, both of whom were also at his house along w/ several other posters.

Cinder - Still friends with her on FB.

Thought she was dead.

TheArtist

Did card tricks at the infamous SoCal TS.

LoganFan

Met him once at a TS, nothing too memorable.

Freeze

He stayed at my apartment and drove me to the Fresno TS, which is how I know why he used that nic. He kept the cab of his truck fucking FREEZING all the way there!

Fond memories, for the most part.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:19 am

I wasn't in on much of that as I was busy moving from CNY to SW FL. Two posters in the wreckage of #jimrome that are missed: Luther ( What's up guy?) and Mace.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:32 am

Carl Hungus - Dude made a bet that he lost and he kept his word saying he would never post again.

JonDSM - Seem to remember he jocked Iowa but was outed as an ISU student or alum.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:34 am

Dumbspray wrote:Tomas

He had a meltdown at .net a few years ago.
Someone (maybe yt or HPG?) ran some smack on him and it got under his skin.

Took his toys and went home.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:39 am

Left Seater wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:32 am Carl Hungus - Dude made a bet that he lost and he kept his word saying he would never post again.

JonDSM - Seem to remember he jocked Iowa but was outed as an ISU student or alum.

The Hungus thing was one of the all-time classics. Got Hungus bets outlawed.

But BTPCFB is its own subset. I was just thinking about the CORN FED STUD (Brad) the other day.

And Noj outed as an ISU guy was fallout from posting a quote from his wife's website, IIRC, which I and others immediately googled to her company page. I still feel a little guilty about it... someone should whack me upside the head with a phone book for that.

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Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:28 am

Isn’t the phone book to the head an OU_Skull story?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:33 am

I believe so.

I miss his mother bringing me sodas at the casino.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:47 am

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:34 am
Dumbspray wrote:Tomas
He had a meltdown at .net a few years ago.
Someone (maybe yt or HPG?) ran some smack on him and it got under his skin.

Took his toys and went home.

It was HPG. He basically just casually sideswiped him and swapped a little paint. Nothing brutal at all. Tomas just melted like a bitch.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:50 am

Dinsdale wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:39 am
And Noj outed as an ISU guy was fallout from posting a quote from his wife's website, IIRC, which I and others immediately googled to her company page.

I never really understood that one at all. Was he ashamed of being a State alum or something? It's not like Iowa is much more of a powerhouse than Iowa State or somehow more prestigious.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:51 am

mvscal wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:47 am
It was HPG. He basically just casually sideswiped him and swapped a little paint. Nothing brutal at all. Tomas just melted like a bitch.

And the boards lost a sinkful of dishwater.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:52 am

mvscal wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:50 am I never really understood that one at all. Was he ashamed of being a State alum or something? It's not like Iowa is much more of a powerhouse than Iowa State or somehow more prestigious.

Well... we did kinda post pics of his wife.

There was that.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:08 am

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:03 am Guess I missed that.

I started it with "Your OL is pretty cute, Jon." Things escalated quickly. Doesn't seem like it was all that long ago.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:24 am

M Club
MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan
Madtown Fred
Bobby42
PSUFAN

Many others who frequented the CFB board.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:46 am

JayDuck
Quackerbacker
Pacedog... wait, what?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:09 am

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:53 am
Dinsdale wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:46 am JayDuck
Quackerbacker
Pacedog... wait, what?
You?

I'm still here.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:10 am

ValVenis ?

Luther lurks..what up bro ?? Hope you are doing well.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:13 am

Derron wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:10 am ValVenis ?

Broke the natural seal of the male anus.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:22 am

Toddowen freaking the fuck out after Luther casually joked that if they met IRL, Luth would stick a gun in his mouth.
I think Toddowen bailed after that, expecting the mods to have his back.
Sow the wind...

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 7:52 am

Tarddowen was an entertaining poster, unlike Meltspray.

Luther went gangster on him.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:32 pm

That was a fun trip down memory lane.

EAP · Post by **EAP** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:44 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:32 pm That was a fun trip down memory lane.

Let's stop reliving the past, the future looks bright ahead!

The Whistle Is Screaming · Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:56 pm

EAP wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:44 pm
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:32 pm That was a fun trip down memory lane.
Let's stop reliving the past, the future looks bright ahead!

Surely a Reagan conservative like yourself can appreciate looking to our pasts successes, to help us shape that bright future?

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

EAP · Post by **EAP** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:01 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:56 pm
EAP wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:44 pm
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:32 pm That was a fun trip down memory lane.
Let's stop reliving the past, the future looks bright ahead!
Surely a Reagan conservative like yourself can appreciate looking to our pasts successes, to help us shape that bright future?

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

Oh, I concur. But I emphasize not to "dwell" on it.

Some folks like to "dwell".

For instance,
Bill Maher used to "dwell" at his buddy hugh Hefner's home, on account of his being a crook nose ugly leftist who couldn't get "playboy" quality pussy with Burt Reynolds' dick.

Now that Hef is dead, Maher takes it up his left wing ass.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:40 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:22 am Toddowen freaking the fuck out after Luther casually joked that if they met IRL, Luth would stick a gun in his mouth.
I think Toddowen bailed after that, expecting the mods to have his back.
Sow the wind...

I remember that. Back in the days when decent smack was ran, and all these bot troll fucks would have been handed their balls a lot sooner.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:50 am

Dr. Bob was a massive pussy.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:53 am

M Club is still fucking around in Africa doing God's work. I participate in his yearly March Madness tourney where 50% of the winnings may or may not go to starving Ethiopian kids. He was the best smack talker I ever read on this board, though he didn't venture much into CdS.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:16 am

Shit, I just realized I voted Dr. Bob for most of the prominent categories. :x

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:30 am

Derron wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:40 pmI remember that. Back in the days when decent smack was ran

EAP · Post by **EAP** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:43 pm

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:30 am
Derron wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:40 pmI remember that. Back in the days when decent smack was ran

Back when the canes actually had balls.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 12:50 am

Damn, willie, looks like you are fb fliends with 3/4 of the trolls that ever dropped in here. You ever try to bait any of them back in?

I fb friended Nish and managed to drag him back in here for a few posts after his countrymen got rolled by Iceland a few years back during the WC. He was a pretty good sport about it. Wish that fukk would make regular appearances. He is likely the funniest fukk to ever register here.

Others I'd like to see drop by are Filthy McNastie, Pogue Mahone and a few others.

Filthie's neighbor gay beastiality anal rape story was one of the funniest, most fukked up things I have ever read. And being in rural Oklahoma, there was probably a grain of truth to it.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:22 am

You're prolly right, but give it a shot anyway.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:24 am

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 7:25 am
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:22 am Toddowen freaking the fuck out after Luther casually joked that if they met IRL, Luth would stick a gun in his mouth.
I think Toddowen bailed after that, expecting the mods to have his back.
Sow the wind...

I remember Toddowen as being a particularly dumb fucker.

Toddowen was the only other Connecticut troll and I actually almost met up with him once, but it fell through. Prolly for the better, looking back.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 2:16 am

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:30 am
Derron wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:40 pmI remember that. Back in the days when decent smack was ran

You still exist ?? Having you on ignore is great, you quoting my post to show up in my feed not so much. Glad I am in your dome enough for you to do such a bad Photoshop job. Eat my ass you stupid tard and go the fuck back on ignore.

You could have been a decent contender for Board Bitch this year, but it looks like all those fucking bot trolls rolled out for the midget in force. Better luck next year you stupid cunt.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:13 am

Tiny
Yellow
Tweaker

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:16 am

smackaholic wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:24 am
Toddowen was the only other Connecticut troll and I actually almost met up with him once, but it fell through. Prolly for the better, looking back.

Todd was a character troll who said crazy shit about incest and suicide to push the envelope.

Who was the white boy who was a personal fitness trainer at Gold's Gym who paid $70 for a dress shirt and loved the Huskies women's team?

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:20 am

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:17 am I reckon I could give it a shot, though I seriously doubt many of them would do it! I can't see many of them wanting to be subjected to people like the midget, though. I'd imagine that'd be a major turnoff...

I thought Filthy won $2 million in some lottery/inheritance after Sherrie bounced, and didn't need to come here anymore; and Pogue became a Corrections Officer as he'd been planning?

Leave em be, bro.