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What does everyone have planned for this weekend?

I will be leaving work in 1.5 hours and picking up a uhaul to take little twislette back to college tomorrow morning. So my evening will consist of screaming (sup whistle) at people to get their shit together so I can load the damn truck! Then I get to not sleep in tomorrow & drive 3 hours and unload the damn truck, spend the day getting her room ready, make an unknown number of trips to Wegmans, Walmart, etc so my little princess is happy*

*living in a nice party house with her 5 roommates.

Uhaul will get dropped off and I will get to drive Mrs Twis 's car home whilst she sleeps. Will to go shopping when we get home as we are hosting some friends in the morning for a day of drinking, music, food and fun as Sunday is the annual Binghamton Porchfest.

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I will lug around my Yeti cooler filled with beers and get fun drunk while listening to some really good music. Will hopefully be in a position to get some sex from the Mrs that night a pass out immediately after.

Took Monday off so I don't have to worry about working Monday with a hangover.

What's up with the rest of you?
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Your mom
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Dinsdale wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:57 pmYour mom
Well played friendomine.

Tell her I said hi and my dad said you better wrap it up this time, he thinks you gave her some nasty U&L bug last time.
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Daughter has a soccer game first thing tomorrow morning, first fantasy football draft with co-workers along with enjoying the first BTCF game saturday night.

Sunday i dont plan on doing shit but lounging around the house watching some netflix until i get my ass out in the yard and mow.
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As my week is 6 Saturdays and a Sunday, nothing much different going on. Wonder if there will be Tune Town tonight?
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Padres vs. Red Sox tonight at Petco.

Tonight is "Beerfest" with $5.00 beer specials between 4:30 and 7:00 from local micros and other suppliers.

My buddy is in a wheelchair and we usually get pretty good seats. There are some advantages to knowing a crip.
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Going to Kauai.
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Dinsdale wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:57 pmYour mom
Actually his daughter and her 5 room mates might be a better play. You may have to lay some old man bullshit, alcohol and good weed on them to get things rolling, but just think of the possibilities.
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Airshow of the Cascades at Madras today,watching warbirds and other high performance aircraft and the Columbia Drag Boat Association races at Haystack Res tomorrow. Love the smell of methane and alcohol in the morning. It is also within 20 miles of the native american gaming establishment at Warms Springs, so I will dine and gamble there as well.
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Derron wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:31 am
Dinsdale wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:57 pmYour mom
Actually his daughter and her 5 room mates might be a better play. You may have to lay some old man bullshit, alcohol and good weed on them to get things rolling, but just think of the possibilities. Drunk and high college girls ??
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Derron wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:36 am
Derron wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:31 am
Dinsdale wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:57 pmYour mom
Actually his daughter and her 5 room mates might be a better play. You may have to lay some old man bullshit, alcohol and good weed on them to get things rolling, but just think of the possibilities. Drunk and high college girls ??
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Actually his daughter and her 5 room mates might be a better play. You may have to lay some old man bullshit, alcohol and good weed on them to get things rolling, but just think of the possibilities. Drunk and high college girls ??
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Derron wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:37 am
Derron wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:36 am
Derron wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:31 am

Actually his daughter and her 5 room mates might be a better play. You may have to lay some old man bullshit, alcohol and good weed on them to get things rolling, but just think of the possibilities. Drunk and high college girls ??
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Derron wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:39 am Actually his daughter and her 5 room mates might be a better play. You may have to lay some old man bullshit, alcohol and good weed on them to get things rolling, but just think of the possibilities. Drunk and high college girls ??
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Derron wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:36 am
Derron wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:31 am
Dinsdale wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:57 pmYour mom
Actually his daughter and her 5 room mates might be a better play. You may have to lay some old man bullshit, alcohol and good weed on them to get things rolling, but just think of the possibilities. Drunk and high college girls ??
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TWIS wrote:spend the day getting her room ready, make an unknown number of trips to Wegmans, Walmart, etc so my little princess is happy*
Yes, but just know that she'll be "happy" when daddy leaves and the dreadlocked football team cornerback makes his way up to her room.
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So this kinda sums up our weekend so far.

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Is that ladder rated for 350 bills you fat disgusting POS?
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Nice five-post Duhron...bbs fail much?
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88 wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2019 10:43 pm Bummer. Tell Mrs Seater we hope she feels better soon.
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Actually his daughter and her 5 room mates might be a better play. You may have to lay some old man bullshit, alcohol and good weed on them to get things rolling, but just think of the possibilities.
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Actually his daughter and her 5 room mates might be a better play. You may have to lay some old man bullshit, alcohol and good weed on them to get things rolling, but just think of the possibilities.
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Actually his daughter and her 5 room mates might be a better play. You may have to lay some old man bullshit, alcohol and good weed on them to get things rolling, but just think of the possibilities.
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Actually his daughter and her 5 room mates might be a better play. You may have to lay some old man bullshit, alcohol and good weed on them to get things rolling, but just think of the possibilities.
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Actually his daughter and her 5 room mates might be a better play. You may have to lay some old man bullshit, alcohol and good weed on them to get things rolling, but just think of the possibilities.
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WTF?
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:lol:
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Rack Poptart


Funny shit.
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FiatLux wrote: Mon Aug 26, 2019 5:54 am Rack Poptart


Funny shit.
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FiatLux wrote: Mon Aug 26, 2019 5:54 am
FiatLux wrote: Mon Aug 26, 2019 5:54 am Rack Poptart


Funny shit.
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FiatLux wrote: Mon Aug 26, 2019 5:54 am
FiatLux wrote: Mon Aug 26, 2019 5:54 am
FiatLux wrote: Mon Aug 26, 2019 5:54 am Rack Poptart


Funny shit.
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Just got back from a week in Acadia followed by a full day in Rockland and Gloucester. PET to follow.

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Do you have to?
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BSmack wrote: Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:45 pm Just got back from a week in Acadia followed by a full day in Rockland and Gloucester. PET to follow.
Where?
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I haven’t had a weekend off in months. Project is wrapping up in a two weeks and the fall is mine. I will be at a watch party downtown Sunday night for that barn burner in Norman between my beloved Coogs and OU.

This is my new fuck buddy in case y’all were wondering...

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Nice upgrade, Rumps.

Brown women>white wimmens
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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schmick wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 5:46 pm Going up to my place in Oceano with my son to play with some toys in the sand dunes before leftist scum decide to close the dunes to make them a sanctuary for uhhhh, sand
Oceano is a dump just like riverside. You really are an idiot.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 8:16 pm
Brown women>white wimmens
Based on what? Lack of T-Hanksgiving?
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Left Seater wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 11:53 pm Based on what? Lack of T-Hanksgiving?
They're hotter and they age better
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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