Pinheads
Lindsay Graham
Derek Carr
Kirsten Gillibrand
mvscal
Bill Raftery
Brandon Reynolds
Jesse Waters
Serena Williams
William Barr
Greg Norman
Patriots
Alice Cooper
Steve in HTown
Yuna Kim
Sudden Sam
Martin Luther (RIP)
Bob Barker
Michael Cohen
Lance Berkman
Paul Schaffer
Eli Manning
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:17 pm
by Softball Bat
Patriots have either shown some measure of character that I find admirable, or have done well by me personally in some way.
Many people could have ended up on the eclectic list.
This was your time to shine, Sam.
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 2:34 am
by Rooster
I’m scratching my head trying to figure out why Martin Luther is a patriot. While the dude began the Reformation with his 95 thesis nailed to the Wittenberg Castle Church door, thus ushering in a new age of scientific discovery, exploration, refreshed commitment to the rule of law, and appreciation for the inerrancy of Scripture, his allegiance was to the Church, and only secondarily to Frederick the Wise, Elector of Saxony. Calling him a patriot would be a stretch. Just sayin’.
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 3:10 am
by Dr_Phibes
Relative to his time, he stuck a giant boot up the Catholics arse , drop-kicked the Tribe and translated books to people in their native language - rather than Latin which no-one understood.
In terms of patriotism, he's off the charts.
Dr_Phibes wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 3:10 am
Relative to his time, he stuck a giant boot up the Catholics arse , drop-kicked the Tribe and translated books to people in their native language - rather than Latin which no-one understood.
In terms of patriotism, he's off the charts.
He also wrote both the words and the music for "A Mighty Fortress Is Our God".
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 2:23 pm
by Softball Bat
Do you imagine any of his close buddies called him Marty?
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:40 pm
by Rooster
Alright, I can see why Martin Luther would be on that list, but once we accept him as a viable candidate for patriotic GOAT, I believe Johannes Gutenberg should be included as well. I think that he would easily kick Alice Cooper off that list quicker than Goobs can down a fifth of rotgot whiskey.
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:03 pm
by Sirfindafold
Pussys
mikey
McGoober
screwey
queerland
Softtart
diego
Rooster wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:40 pm
Alright, I can see why Martin Luther would be on that list, but once we accept him as a viable candidate for patriotic GOAT, I believe Johannes Gutenberg should be included as well. I think that he would easily kick Alice Cooper off that list quicker than Goobs can down a fifth of rotgot whiskey.
Rotgot? Never heard of it.
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 2:53 pm
by Mikey
You never heard of 15 Year Barrel Aged Rotgot?
And you call yourself a Bourbon connoisseur.
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 4:05 pm
by Goober McTuber
I don't call myself a "connoisseur". It's "kind of a sewer".
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 4:26 pm
by Rooster
That’s what I get for attempting to elevate the level of conversation here in T1B. I bring up the printing press and get spelling smack in return— as if Gutenberg never made an error on that invention of his.
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 5:48 pm
by Goober McTuber
Rooster wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2019 4:26 pm
That’s what I get for attempting to elevate the level of conversation here in T1B.
All people that are illegally coming into the United States now will be removed from our Country at a
later date as we build up our removal forces and as the laws are changed.
- Don (5/17/19)
LOL
No, they will not be removed.
Pinheads
Don & his deluded kneepadders
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 2:08 pm
by ML@Coyote
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:17 pm
Patriots have either shown some measure of character that I find admirable, or have done well by me personally in some way.
Just curious...how did Alice Cooper qualify?
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 2:40 pm
by Softball Bat
I believe Vincent Furnier is a Christian.
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 3:27 pm
by Carson
Old news.
...and why do you have Count Olaf as your avatar?
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 3:35 pm
by Softball Bat
“Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.”
― John Greenleaf Whittier
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 3:39 pm
by ML@Coyote
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 2:40 pm
I believe Vincent Furnier is a Christian.
I'm not sure you understand what the word "patriot" means.
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 3:52 pm
by Softball Bat
I'm not using the traditional definition, ML.
Basically just funnin' around.
Sam wrote:What exactly were the qualities that made one eligible for a Patriot listing?
poptart wrote:Patriots have either shown some measure of character that I find admirable, or have done well by me personally in some way.
You can make your own list if you care to.
Good to see you back on the board, btw.
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 6:53 pm
by Softball Bat
Pinhead
Stanley Pickle
That's for our ol' pal, who is melting down/spamming about ---> this thread <--- over at -----> Stucknut.
Probably the first time I’ve visited that place in 5+ years. I know I’ve destroyed Milton’s life, and now it’s confirmed that I ruined Picklette’s life as well.
Wow. Is it true that I destroyed SC3 as well? (Fuck yeah!). And wow - I’m still banned from Fucknut as well!
You're like Trump--everything you touch turns to shit.
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 2:56 pm
by Mikey
Papa Willie wrote: ↑Mon May 20, 2019 2:29 pm
Wow. Is it true that I destroyed SC3 as well? (Fuck yeah!). And wow - I’m still banned from Fucknut as well!
Excellent job of admitting defeat in the face of humiliation.
Now make me a sammich.
Bitch.
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Wed May 22, 2019 4:53 pm
by ML@Coyote
I'm still trying to figure out how Ross Perot didn't make his "patriot" list.
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 4:13 am
by Softball Bat
You and Jayne are both trying way too hard.
It is called -----> flailing.
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 1:52 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2019 4:13 am
You and Jay are both trying way too hard.
It is called -----> flailing.
Once again, perception as a concept and viable reality sadly eludes you. You haven't seen either one of us TRY, you delusional old cretin.
Keep swinging this, Soft Tardt.
Re: Pinheads and Patriots
Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 1:14 am
by Rooster
My goodness, I’m experiencing a serious case of fremdschamen for Badger-boy— who I assume is an alias for Poptart. He’s having a conversation with himself at Stucknut.
