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Little Kimmie has a red button.



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(CNN) North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has warned the United States that his country's nuclear capabilities are now complete and
the nuclear launch button is always on his desk.

"The entire mainland of the US is within the range of our nuclear weapons and the nuclear button is always on the desk of my office..."


http://edition.cnn.com/2017/12/31/asia/ ... index.html
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I have a feeling the shit is going to hit the fan after the Winter Olympics in Seoul. Fat Boy tests a missile and we knock it down. We'll see how he reacts to that.
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Wolfman wrote:we knock it down
Oh really?
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Wolfman wrote:we knock it down
Oh really?
Yeah, that is the way it will go there Board Bitch Runner Up. (You are always in in somebodies shadow and always in second place.) You just want to see Chung Pow Chicken get a nuke off and hit a target so you can start menstruating about Trump failing to stop it.
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Derron wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Wolfman wrote:we knock it down
Oh really?
Yeah, that is the way it will go there Board Bitch Runner Up. (You are always in in somebodies shadow and always in second place.) You just want to see Chung Pow Chicken get a nuke off and hit a target so you can start menstruating about Trump failing to stop it.
Just because you won the electoral college board bitch competition and will now rule as BB 2018 doesn't mean you have to be a dick to the runner up in the popular vote.
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Derron wrote:You just want to see Chung Pow Chicken get a nuke off and hit a target so you can start menstruating about Trump failing to stop it.
Why do you hate America?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Moving Sale wrote: Just because you won the electoral college board bitch competition and will now rule as BB 2018 doesn't mean you have to be a dick to the runner up in the popular vote.
But you won the vote by a HUGE margin. And your butt buddy Screwy is there to back you up. Take another hit off your crack pipe midget.
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Not a Trump apologist,

But the N Kor fucks have been placated for 30 years and they have got themselves to the position they are in now with their nuclear program. Bush was the last one that tried to do something but backed down. O'Bummer did jack shit for 8 years which encouraged the little fuck as well as letting Putin further empower himself, not to mention the Chi-coms. The assholes are doing ship to ship transfers of fuel oil in defiance of UN sanctions. How much more do you want to put up with?

Oh we hate Trump... Let's have this FBI investigation roll on and on because we hate Trump, regardless that it makes us look like hypocritical assholes to the rest of the world.

So now it is Trump's fault? He hates America?

Drain the swamp, and get a real candidate in 2 years.

Happy New Year all you Fuck Tards
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Derron wrote:
Moving Sale wrote: Just because you won the electoral college board bitch competition and will now rule as BB 2018 doesn't mean you have to be a dick to the runner up in the popular vote.
But you won the vote by a HUGE margin. And your butt buddy Screwy is there to back you up. Take another hit off your crack pipe midget.
The electoral college is the vote that counts you stupid BB.
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Derron wrote:You are always in in somebodies shadow and always in second place
Isn't there a drip pan that needs cleaning?
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Softball Bat wrote:Little Kimmie has a red button.
I read that on the wires last night when it came out, but it was qualified - 'the article has not been officially translated'. As far as I know, no-one's bothered.

It's unlikely Jong-Un has a 'red button', more likely a metaphor he employed. They haven't missile silos. Three-stage, long-range rockets rockets are staged on a platform and mounted to a tower, it can take as long as two days to complete the preparatory process in full view of foreign governments and their satellites. They're incapable of launching those rockets any other way.

The security council measures against the DPRK are illegal. Russia and China signed off on it knowing it would be challenged and fail. You cannot forbid a civilian population from travel abroad, that's ridiculous.
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Derron wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Wolfman wrote:we knock it down
Oh really?
Yeah, that is the way it will go there Board Bitch Runner Up. (You are always in in somebodies shadow and always in second place.) You just want to see Chung Pow Chicken get a nuke off and hit a target so you can start menstruating about Trump failing to stop it.
Show screwey some goddamn respect, duhron.

You should address him by his proper title.

Vice Board Bitch or just VBB.
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Papa Willie wrote:Dins made a mistake in bringing back the BB contest. Now MS and Screwy are going to go the extra mile in trying to out-fag each other for the next year.

Yay. :meds:
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88 wrote:Solid take, Phibes. I agree with it nearly entirely. But I need some clarification on this statement:
Dr_Phibes wrote:The security council measures against the DPRK are illegal. Russia and China signed off on it knowing it would be challenged and fail. You cannot forbid a civilian population from travel abroad, that's ridiculous.
If the term “illegal” means that the measures violate the agreements that underpin the UN charter or some other UN nonsense, then I agree with you entirely. But if you are suggesting there is some other law that prohibits some or all of the rest of the world from confining a group of people defined in any manner (nation, region, etc.) to a particular area, I think you are wrong. Human beings have done some cold blooded shit throughout the millennia, and confining a group of people within a city or state is fairly common.
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88 wrote: If the term “illegal” means that the measures violate the agreements that underpin the UN charter or some other UN nonsense, then I agree with you entirely. But if you are suggesting there is some other law that prohibits some or all of the rest of the world from confining a group of people defined in any manner (nation, region, etc.) to a particular area, I think you are wrong. Human beings have done some cold blooded shit throughout the millennia, and confining a group of people within a city or state is fairly common.
Xinhua was saying the resolution restricting Korean workers would collapse on the first challenge, it's in violation of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and all its sub-sections. China, Russia and Asian countries doing business there aren't bound to implement it no matter how they vote. The only thing the West can gain is target sub-contractors working in the DPRK in two years, but that's already policy now and it's ineffective. What they cannot do in future is target countries employing citizens of the DPRK on domestic contracts.

Probably poorly written, but my understanding of legalese is.. slightly less than yours :oops:


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Dr_Phibes wrote:
Probably poorly written, but my understanding of legalese is.. slightly less than yours.
More is spelled m o r e not l e s s.
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Trump to North Korea’s Kim: My ‘nuclear button’ is ‘much bigger & more powerful’
:meds: :meds: :meds:

How predictable. Why didn't he just say "my cock is bigger?"
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Sudden Sam wrote: Because it's not?
So? Like lying stops him any other time.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Trump to North Korea’s Kim: My ‘nuclear button’ is much bigger
Or Trump's hands are much smaller.
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I didn't bring it up, you fat fucking male-on-male-sex-obsessed retard.
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Nice red X, fatso.
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Spray's been BBS failing spaying all over this board today.

Congrats, you fat sack of shit.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Another red X. Keep on keepin' on, you fat fucking retard.
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Maybe that retard filter I installed actually works. Somewhat. I still see your posts. :(
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Papa Willie wrote:Image
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Papa Willie,

$17.99 for a new keyboard, Brah. I saved the second one, barely.

Do you mind if I steal your gif material for another board to deal with some tards.

They are not on on Dumbass or Dumbfucks level (that is Screwy Whinning Ass and Squawking Moving Fail) but like Screwey the Eunuch, they only see one side of the story, the wrong side littered with Liberal idiots that believes everything and anything the MSM feeds them, like goats that come to the fence when you have food in your hand, no matter if shit was mixed in it.
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