UCLA U Clowns Loot Again

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Certainly not to Church.
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You could fly to China and fight them.
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schmick wrote:So 3 members of the Ruins ballerina ball team, one of them Lavar Balls #2 son, got busted stealing from a Louis Vuitton store in China while ucla is on an Asian Ambassador tour.
Must have forgotten they weren't in LA.

10 whacks with a cane ought to straighten them out, oh that's right they're not in Singapore. Daddy will have to pay off the Chinese. Not that much different than LA afterall.

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Yeah, the chinese don't tolerate thuggery terribly well. I suspect they all got a good helping of asswhup. Too bad they didn't get shot. By now there is likely some sort of financial arrangements being made to get them home.
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I'm not so sure about the Chinese legal system.

After an hour, you find you're still hungry for justice...


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schmuck wrote:Hope China hangs these fuckers
smackaholic wrote:Too bad they didn't get shot.
Hang 'em or shoot 'em.
lol


Would you two clowns have wanted the death penalty to be intact for the petty, stupid bullshit you were probably engaged in back when you were 18 or 19?





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Not the death penalty but how about something that will be perceived by the offenders as bad, like public service. Wearing a nice orange Cal Trans vest picking up trash along the highway or better yet sweeping around the LA Court House during lunch on weekdays for 60 hours.

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Joe in PB wrote:Not the death penalty but how about something that will be perceived by the offenders as bad, like public service. Wearing a nice orange Cal Trans vest picking up trash along the highway or better yet sweeping around the LA Court House during lunch on weekdays for 60 hours.

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You really are an idiot. The LA courthouse is not in China you stupid simple fuck.
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Are you kidding? I thought it was ChinaTOWN.

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Moving Sale wrote:
Joe in PB wrote:Not the death penalty but how about something that will be perceived by the offenders as bad, like public service. Wearing a nice orange Cal Trans vest picking up trash along the highway or better yet sweeping around the LA Court House during lunch on weekdays for 60 hours.

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You really are an idiot. The LA courthouse is not in China you stupid simple fuck.


I laughed.


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Just stating what would do them some good, as opposed to the death penalty which was also not applicable, but probably would be better for society to have one less Ball loose on the streets.


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Depending on what charges the Chinese authorities decided to bring, they could be very fucked. Chinese prosecutors bat about .999 and tend to get what they want from judges regarding sentencing.
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Softball Bat wrote:
schmuck wrote:Hope China hangs these fuckers
smackaholic wrote:Too bad they didn't get shot.
Hang 'em or shoot 'em.
lol


Would you two clowns have wanted the death penalty to be intact for the petty, stupid bullshit you were probably engaged in back when you were 18 or 19?





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BSmack wrote:Depending on what charges the Chinese authorities decided to bring, they could be very fucked. Chinese prosecutors bat about .999 and tend to get what they want from judges regarding sentencing.
Did you know that Kim jung un played a year of semi-pro ball in Korea and batted 1.379?

The kids will be fine. The chinks will slap them with a 6 month sentence. UCLA, wanting to have a full squad this season will pony up a few bucks to the DA, judge, bailiff, lady that mops the floor in the courthouse, the DA's mom and a few other folks and they'll be on the next bus to westwood.
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schmick wrote:UCLA shouldn't let them back on campus after this.
Probably be a good fit at SC though.
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I agree that the UCLA clowns deserve everything they get, but you do nothing more than perpetuate the stereotype associated with the university of spoiled children.
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How many steals did LiAngelo get? Also, LaMelo’s chiclets look like Chaka’s from “Land Of Lost”
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schmick wrote:
Mikey wrote:
schmick wrote:UCLA shouldn't let them back on campus after this.
Probably be a good fit at SC though.
Nobody at SC gives half a shit about hoodrat ballerina ball
That's not entirely true. This year they have a good team and are ranked 10th nationally.
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All three UCLA freshman are on a plane heading home. Probably had to sign a contract to play in the Chinese league after College.
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schmick wrote:
atmdad wrote:I agree that the UCLA clowns deserve everything they get, but you do nothing more than perpetuate the stereotype associated with the university of spoiled children.

Ahhhhhhh, go build a bonfire
I didn't think stmdad had anything to do with Texas A&M. I think it's a short meaning of atomic dad. A long time poster who had some experience with nuclear medicine.
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Wow, look at that little spread-sheeter run.

While off the mark, I did chuckle at the bonfire retort.
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