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Based on the info provided, I would have to go with no, but I reserve the right to change my mind given more data.
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How about in blue. Please note this is a left wing feminazi

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Are you her big retarded pimp?
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Not in!

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Goober McTuber wrote:Are you her big retarded pimp?
I only pimp out top quality hoes. This one would put me in the poor house
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bigredretard wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Are you her big retarded pimp?
I only pimp out top quality hoes. This one would put me in the poor house
Post some of your "quality hoes" then.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I'd fuck her and constantly talk about the patriarchy.
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Is that trev?


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trev is not a "left wing feminazi". She likes Trump.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:trev is not a "left wing feminazi". She likes Trump.



~puts hand lotion away~
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That's not me. But she is bald now. I don't have the link.
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trev wrote:But she is bald now.
Probably in all the wrong places.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I've seen the blue with a streak of purple out here in the wild. Chick is part of a twosome who make the best Italian Ices and smoothies in the Bush. It's freeing to have the freedom to do what you want with your hair, no repercussions.


What do you look like, red?
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WTF?
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Her friend there with the "roots" is worse. No woman should go around with undyed roots.
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trev wrote:Her friend there with the "roots" is worse. No woman should go around with undyed roots.
Or maybe it was dyed and it grew out before she touched it up. Doesn't matter. Both are graying, not 24. No one is checking for them. Unlike the Hilldebeast, it's their turn.

An it harm none, they should do what they want while they can. The rest will sort itself out to smack them down if they're still living like co-eds in their heads, versus living as themselves.
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Innocent Bystander wrote:I've seen the blue with a streak of purple out here in the wild. Chick is part of a twosome who make the best Italian Ices and smoothies in the Bush. It's freeing to have the freedom to do what you want with your hair, no repercussions.


What do you look like, red?
Who is "red"?
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Innocent Bystander wrote:
Who is "red"?
The OP, bigredretard, aka whoever is trolling as an mvscanelo or Red Rover's alterego for the lulz. Rules is rules. They gonna pull this ahit, they need to drop their own pics.
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Roots most certainly do matter. Either go natural or keep your color touched up.
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What in the HECK is going on here? :?
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This place sucks Canadian cranks.
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Innocent Bystander wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Innocent Bystander wrote:
Who is "red"?
The OP, bigredretard, aka whoever is trolling as an mvscanelo or Red Rover's alterego for the lulz. Rules is rules. They gonna pull this ahit, they need to drop their own pics.
get a life
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:What in the HECK is going on here?

It would appear that some stupid fat fucking ginger troll is trying to shame someone by asking us whether we'd inseminate her tonsils, from what I gather.
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Mikey wrote:
Innocent Bystander wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Who is "red"?
The OP, bigredretard, aka whoever is trolling as an mvscanelo or Red Rover's alterego for the lulz. Rules is rules. They gonna pull this ahit, they need to drop their own pics.
get a life
She's got a life. It just happens to be a really shitty one.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Dinsdale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:What in the HECK is going on here?

It would appear that some stupid fat fucking ginger troll is trying to shame someone by asking us whether we'd inseminate her tonsils, from what I gather.
Not fat and not a ginger.
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OK. A stupid Husker fan.
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Dinsdale wrote:A stupid Husker fan.
Redundant.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:A stupid Husker fan.
Redundant.
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I have no clever retort to that, Goob.


So Husker, what's the deal? Why are you and Trev so catty re: Purple Lox? what did she do to piss you off?
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IM wrote:Why are you and Trev so catty


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Dinsdale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:What in the HECK is going on here?

It would appear that some stupid fat fucking ginger troll is trying to shame someone by asking us whether we'd inseminate her tonsils, from what I gather.
So you are wanting her to take a big old juicy lip lock off your big fat fuck stick ??
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Papa Willie wrote:The girl in the picture is nice (outside of politics). She's kind of like my lil' sister.
Thanks babe, outside of politics I dig you too.
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MsCJ wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:The girl in the picture is nice (outside of politics). She's kind of like my lil' sister.
Thanks babe, outside of politics I dig you too.
You look like someone put lipstick on a pig.
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Innocent Bystander wrote: Why are you and Trev so catty
You are calling me out in stealth mode? Why?
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trev wrote:
Innocent Bystander wrote: Why are you and Trev so catty
You are calling me out in stealth mode? Why?
Wat? I don't know the chick in the OP. She has kool-aid hair. Middle aged women with kool-aid hair is interesting to me when it's full blown. That's some anime shit. Is it a middle-aged crisis or middle-aged empowerment? But all you saw were her graying roots, and all the OP saw was an opportunity to be a sniveling coward, like the dipshits at dot net gossipping over the wives and daughters of their co-workers.

You're being a girly girl, and that's alright. You're cattiness is better than the OP's. I don't really care, in the end. Maybe she should touch up her roots. Nothing will satisfy the OP, though.

Is the OP a dude or a chick?
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I've been coloring my hair forever. (a normal color) The silver was getting thicker and causing a root line that needed to be tended to every couple weeks and it was getting on my nerves.

I decided to dye my hair silver with plans to Low Light it once the dark roots started coming in. I spent a couple days in the chair but the hair just wouldn't go to white, it got stalled out at a fairly brassy yellow. After some conversation with the hairdresser we decided to dump the original temporary purple in. In theory purple neutralizes yellow and maybe as it washed out we would find a "greyish" color and go from there. It was fun and silly and no big deal. I wasn't making any statements. If trying to get away from coloring every couple weeks is a midlife crisis than alright, whatever.

As it washed out the pink held more than we were hoping and so we went blue. That was fine and fun and we were starting to get some healthy roots which is great.... and there we were waiting for the blue to wash out. That was problematic, it didn't wash out in a reasonable amount of time, hence the horrible roots you gay boys are complaining about. Back to the salon to attempt to strip it out. The hair was really damaged.

I was in Pittsburgh and saw quite a few women rocking the shaved head look, so I shaved it. Problem solved. I've enjoyed the shave head and have kept it shaved for a couple months. Now you're all up to date on the most important thing about me. (roll eyes)

BRR following me around, cross posting photos from other places and generally being a bitch ass is par for the course.

Trev and I have no legit beef but snip at each other in good fun.
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Alright, enuff hair coloring talk.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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I'm happy to have a couple other females around here.

Not OP, I think he's a dude.
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Papa Willie wrote:Are you saying we should discuss your washer & dryer scenario now?
We can talk about my W&D situation any time, tubby.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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