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White players are too slow

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Although LaVar Ball's outrageous comments had been relatively harmless over the course of the college basketball season, his latest accusation will likely be much more controversial.

"Realistically you can't win no championship with three white guys because the foot speed is too slow," Ball said, per Clay Fowler of the Inland Valley Daily Bulletin. "I told Lonzo—'One of these games you might need to go for 30 or 40 points.' It turned out the that was the one game. Then once they get to the Elite Eight, they're right there."

The father of UCLA star Lonzo Ball likely was referring to Bryce Alford, TJ Leaf and Thomas Welsh, three white starters for the Bruins.

UCLA fell to Kentucky in the Sweet 16 by a score of 86-75.

While Ball might have wanted his son to score 30 points, Lonzo ended with just 10 points on 4-of-10 shooting from the field, including a 1-of-6 effort from three-point range. Meanwhile, his counterpart, De'Aaron Fox, scored 39 points for Kentucky.

As for his teammates, Leaf has declared for the NBA draft and is expected to be a first-round pick, according to DraftExpress. Meanwhile, Alford finished his career with 1,922 points, which is one of the best totals in UCLA history.
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In other breaking news, Barry Manilow is gay.
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smackaholic wrote:In other breaking news, Barry Manilow is gay.
Your first clue was that his dick tasted like shit, right?
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:In other breaking news, Barry Manilow is gay.
Your first clue was that his dick tasted like shit, right?

What's your fascination with dudes licking other dude's cranks?
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Tina Ball, the mother of his children, is white. His comments are invalid. Levar is the Kit Culkin of basketball. He needs to stop living through his kid.

As for De'Aaron, that's an unnecessarily ornate spelling of Darren. But whatever.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:In other breaking news, Barry Manilow is gay.
Your first clue was that his dick tasted like shit, right?

What's your fascination with dudes licking other dude's cranks?
I wasn't licking it. suckaholic was.
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Goober McTuber wrote:I wasn't licking it. suckaholic was.
Awesome use of IKYABWAI. Kudos.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I wasn't licking it. suckaholic was.
Awesome use of IKYABWAI. Kudos.
In addition he apparently can't comprehend basic english. Marty never claimed he was licking a dick.
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smackaholic wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I wasn't licking it. suckaholic was.
Awesome use of IKYABWAI. Kudos.
In addition he apparently can't comprehend basic english. Marty never claimed he was licking a dick.

I would suppose he's drunk(er than usualm).
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smackaholic wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I wasn't licking it. suckaholic was.
Awesome use of IKYABWAI. Kudos.
In addition he apparently can't comprehend basic english. Marty never claimed he was licking a dick.

So if that's the case, he's not guilty of the IKYABWAI.
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Exonerated.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Exonerated.
You should sue Jay for slander, just as I'll be suing you for the same.

88, do you take slander cases?
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"...you can't win no championship..."
Obviously this guy didn't major in English during his brief sojourn in college.
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Dr_Phibes wrote:So if that's the case, he's not guilty of the IKYABWAI.
Interesting. So Goobs is exonerated, yet still remains a humorless illiterate.

The prosecution rests.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Dr_Phibes wrote:So if that's the case, he's not guilty of the IKYABWAI.
Interesting. So Goobs is exonerated, yet still remains a humorless illiterate.

The prosecution rests.

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Ankle nibbler in Phoenix wrote:
Dr_Phibes wrote:So if that's the case, he's not guilty of the IKYABWAI.
Interesting. So Goobs is exonerated, yet still remains a humorless illiterate.

The prosecution rests.
You wouldn't know humor if it was dropping it's large hairy balls in your mouth.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
You wouldn't know humor if it was dropping it's large hairy balls in your mouth.

Recycling your Screwey material, Goobs?

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Don't let him Jew you out of the senior discount, goobs.
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So you're still obsessing over dudes, their junk and faggot sex.

Check, check and double check.

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
You wouldn't know humor if it was dropping it's large hairy balls in your mouth.

Recycling your Screwey material, Goobs?
Recycling Screwball's own material.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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