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Re: Falcons.

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 4:51 pm
by Screw_Michigan
The Falcons win roughly one big game per year. This will probably be it.

Re: Falcons.

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 2:42 pm
by Bucmonkey
Dirty Birds have one hell of an offense rolling right now. How the fuck did the Bucs beat them in their house?

Re: Falcons.

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 3:21 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Tevin Coleman is a stud. I was hoping the Liedowns would draft him.

Re: Falcons.

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:44 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
'Spray, if the Falcons win the SuperBowl, I will send you an authentic jug of Quebec maple syrup so you can pour over your bacon (a true French-Canadian delicacy).

Re: Falcons.

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 5:15 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Papa Willie wrote:If they win the Super Bowl, I will gladly take a swim in a Canadian septic tank of your choosing.
Lake Ontario?

Re: Falcons.

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:39 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
:|

Re: Falcons.

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:55 am
by BSmack
Willie, come up in June. You can swim all day in Ontario. Won't even need a wetsuit. Trust me. :brad:

Re: Falcons.

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 1:22 pm
by BSmack
Oh, it will be well below 75. I did it ONCE. My nuts crawled so far back into me I was afraid Screw Michigan would try to date me.

Re: Falcons.

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:42 pm
by Screw_Michigan
BSmack wrote:My nuts crawled so far back into me I was afraid Screw Michigan would try to date me.
You got it backward, nimrod.

Re: Falcons.

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:24 am
by Screw_Michigan
Brutal no call on the Jones play there. Falcons should have won that game but they blew it.

Re: Falcons.

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 11:38 pm
by Screw_Michigan
The Falcons just blew another game, up 17 points in the second half. Bolts win in OT on FG.

I guess the Denver game was just aberration.

Re: Falcons.

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2017 6:43 pm
by Dinsdale
Props on overcoming by far the worst OLine in the NFL.

The Chickens crack me up. Grossly overpaid to keep all those superstars on defense, and now I believe the average salary of their OLinemen is around $24K a year.

Re: Falcons.

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 5:01 am
by Dr_Phibes
:shock:


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Re: Falcons.

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:50 am
by Dr_Phibes
Sudden Sam wrote:You trying to kill Spray?!?!

No, the healing starts now, tough love but it's therapy. Trust me, I'm a doctor. He's numb because he's heartbroken, he'll get over it.

Phase two is embarrassment. This could seem like the end but it's not, however it is the toughest to recover from.

Phase three is humiliation, after that you're genuinely numb. There's nothing anyone can do to you, you're a brick wall.

Phase four? Numbness and indifference. Stockholm syndrome? Who cares, bring it on - you've emotionally checked out at this point. Comrade shutyomouth and the Falcons walk a ---> Shining Path 8) They'll be back. If this forum had a blues writing contest, I'd kick all your arses, a music city miracle.

Re: Falcons.

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 4:18 am
by Dr_Phibes
yeah, come crying to me when you lose another three Supebowls consecutive. Boo-hoo, rookie.

Re: Falcons.

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:53 pm
by Joe in PB
That was as hard a loss as there is, the definition of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

NE has won their last two Superbowls because of miscues at the end of the big game. Seattle choked so bad Marshawn said fuck it, I'm done. Despite making the playoffs, Seattle hasn't been the same. No longer a ground & pound offense, and a defense that's more Legion of AARP than anything.

The NFC has sucked ass the last few seasons.

Re: Falcons.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 5:23 pm
by Dinsdale
Seattle's problem was a bad GM. That insane defense full of superstars won them a SB. So they richly rewarded all of the superstars. Their budget for OLinemen is about $37 between them. They also grossly overpaid for a "game manager" QB, who wouldn't have gotten anywhere near that kind of money from any other team. They're fucked for a long time.