Terminolgy

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

R-Jacking = Indemnity from horse jokes by throwing up pics of your hot-as-fuck Latina girlfriend.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Samming = Unsolicited cc'ing of lame Facebook jokes and chain emails

"Dude, did you see that Youtube of the dog that howls along to that guy playing the Stevie Ray Vaughan song on the washboard?"

"Yeah... someone from work already sammed it to me."

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

poptarting = An exaggerated farewell


"Are you applying for your boss' old position? I heard he's taking early retirement."

"Nahhh. Turns out he was just poptarting"

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Stealthy Stan = A noiseless fart, owing to stretched out sphincter muscles

"Ewwww!!! Which one of you fucks stanned the room up?!?!?"

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Stealthy Stan = A noiseless fart, owing to stretched out sphincter muscles

"Ewwww!!! Which one of you fucks stanned the room up?!?!?"

Also known as a Stanley But Deadly.

:o

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

War Wagoning - Building a wall of false modesty with the intent of instantly turning provocatively arrogant.

"I'm a decent bowler I guess, but, you know, nothing special...

...I'll spot you five strikes and still wipe the floor with you."

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

smackaholicking or holicking - Lazily and often shoddily performing a project to completion

"So I told that dipshit contractor he isn't getting one cent of my money since he's been holicking up this job since day one!"

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

big pickling - lying to strangers about having a hot, younger girlfriend

"So this weirdo bartender was showing me pictures of his "Russian girlfriend," but I'm pretty sure he was just big pickling."

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

trevving = Being a total cock-tease and toying with the emotions of a really nice guy (from Canada)...and then leading that guy on, like there would be a future between the two of you, but then just leaving the guy to hang while you go back to your abusive marriage...with a dude that's probably a total jerk and would never treat you as well as the other (Canadian) guy...who cries into his pillow at night because...darn it...he loves her so much...but feels like a complete dope.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

:cry:

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Indying = Looking for one of your 27 TV remotes while your wife fucks the pool boy

[poptart]

Martying = Playing with toys, crayons, and a coloring book while listening intently through the bedroom wall to the adults speaking in the next room.

Bill, are you going to take the boy over to the range to learn how to handle a rifle today?

No, Gladys. I think he'd rather spend the afternoon martying.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

big pickling (alternate definition) - The act of white men engaging in sexual intercourse with black men

The 50-something Trump supporter pulled into the rest stop just outside of Gary, Indiana, took a deep breath, straightened his collar, and walked purposefully towards the men's bathroom while gleefully telling himself, "it's time to go big pickling."

[Goober McTuber]

shutyomouth = To obsess over cocks and male-on-male sex.

"That Big Pickle is totally buttsprayed"

"Geez, Scott, quit buttspraying with poptart"[/quote]

[The Big Pickle]

Shlomarted - When you spend all your time trying to be funny and make people laugh and still NOBODY likes you.

"The kid was SHLOMARTED by his entire class!"

[The Big Pickle]

Mgoblued - When you plug your ears and pretend you can't hear someone because you disagree with their opinion.




"I didn't like Pickle's thread so I Mgoblued it to TROTS!!!"

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Shlomo's a Michigan fan???

Say it ain't so, bro. :|

[The Big Pickle]

McGoobed - The inability to see the truth even though it is clearly visible to the human eye.





WHAT LIBERALS SEE



WHAT IS REALLY THERE



Some people were McGoobed into voting for democrats

[The Big Pickle]

Shlomo's a Michigan fan???

Say it ain't so, bro. :|

Michigan....Canada....What's the difference????

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Shlomo's a Michigan fan???

Say it ain't so, bro. :|

"M" is for mazel tov

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Goobish = Unusually smooth. Appearing to have no known surface texture.

[Goober McTuber]

Goobish = Unusually smooth. Appearing to have no known surface texture.

Awwww, aren't you waxing nostalgic.

[trev]

Marty, you aren't a dope.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Screw_Michigan]

The Red Sox found themselves goobering in game 3...

Yeah, pretty much!

[Mikey]

Marty, you aren't a dope.

Isn't there a thread for this?

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