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Sure am glad I will be retiring from the Navy soon.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:12 pm
by smackaholic
https://www.navytimes.com/articles/navy ... r-shake-up

The Navy, which has used a rating system since, well, pretty nearly forever, is scrapping it.

Enlisted sailors, until now have used a rating as part of their title. I am an ET1 or Electronics Technician, First Class in the Navy Reserve. Or, at least I was until yesterday. Now I am just a PO1, Petty Officer First Class. This will mean that everyone must go out and buy new rank insignias for their dress uniforms.

The reason given in the linked articles was......
Officials say the controversial move will improve sailors' lives and ease their transition into the civilian workforce by broadening their skills in this tectonic shift in Navy’s personnel system to redraw the traditional lines between enlisted job specialties — a massive shake-up that is only beginning. Within the next three to four years, earlier if possible, the service plans to allow sailors to retrain in related skills, expanding their worth to the Navy while reaping broader assignment opportunities as well as increased advancement changes and greater access to special pays and bonuses that come with the most critical skills.
This is utter horseshit.

People in the civilian world looking to hire Navy vets know what to look for. You want an electronics tech, you hire a former ET or FC. You need a mechanic, you look for an EN or MM. This system has existed as long as we have had a Navy, although for the first 100 years or so, most everyone was a boatswain's mate, gunner's mate or a cook. We now have 91 rates, or had, I guess. This going to make everything a complete cluster fukk for the forseeable future. The detailers are probably swinging from showerheads as we speak. My guess is that our official titles may change, but the rating system will remain in place in reality for quite a while.

Also, the actual reason behind this is that quite a few of the navy rates end in the sexist word "man". You have yeomans, corpsman, fire controlman. And apparently, dumbfukks in DC who have never served a day just had to fix this. Also, it helps particularly stupid motherfukkers who have trouble with pronunciations of tricky words with silent letters like corpsman.

Fortunately I am coming up on 21 years served which means I can drop my retirement paperwork any time. I prolly won't. Might as well ride it out another year and a half until the high year tenure fairy pays me a visit at the end of my current enlistment.

Re: Sure am glad I will be retiring from the Navy soon.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:29 pm
by Mikey
The *real* reasons for this change:

1. Lobbying by some company that makes insignias.
2. Convince a lot of dead weight that it's time to retire.

Re: Sure am glad I will be retiring from the Navy soon.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:29 pm
by The Big Pickle
Personally, I think navy people are fags. As an Army guy I always preferred to be on land with a gun sleeping under a pine tree as opposed to being trapped on a ship with hundreds of men.

I guess I agree with Winston Churchill

"'Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.'


Anyhoo...rack you on being a navy fag for twenty plus years.


PS - See you in chat/radio tonight.

Re: Sure am glad I will be retiring from the Navy soon.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:51 pm
by Moving Sale
Finished sucking at the gov teat of will your be cashing your retirement checks?

Re: Sure am glad I will be retiring from the Navy soon.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:11 pm
by Left Seater
If serving in the armed forces is the government teat, what the hell is welfare?

Re: Sure am glad I will be retiring from the Navy soon.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:13 pm
by smackaholic
I plan to live to a ripe old age and suck that teat until it runs dry. Actually, it already has run dry, but pols have devised fracking techniques to keep it runnign for a little while longer.

Re: Sure am glad I will be retiring from the Navy soon.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:16 pm
by smackaholic
Mikey wrote:The *real* reasons for this change:

1. Lobbying by some company that makes insignias.

definitely

2. Convince a lot of dead weight that it's time to retire.

yeah, they are coming up with all sorts of ways to do that these days. The problem is, they usually cut too deep, then have to raise re-enlistment bonuses to compensate.

Re: Sure am glad I will be retiring from the Navy soon.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:22 pm
by Moving Sale
Left Seater wrote:If serving in the armed forces is the government teat, what the hell is welfare?
Basically the same only welfare saves us money on the fromt end.
Name one sq inch of land holic saved from a foreign invader.

Re: Sure am glad I will be retiring from the Navy soon.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:31 pm
by smackaholic
How filling long do you think it would be before some asshole did take over a chunk of our country if it didn't have a military?

Re: Sure am glad I will be retiring from the Navy soon.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:37 pm
by Bucmonkey
The Big Pickle wrote:Personally, I think navy people are fags. As an Army guy I always preferred to be on land with a gun sleeping under a pine tree as opposed to being trapped on a ship with hundreds of men.

I guess I agree with Winston Churchill

"'Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.'


Anyhoo...rack you on being a navy fag for twenty plus years.


PS - See you in chat/radio tonight.
Kill yourself, fucking waste of O2.

Re: Sure am glad I will be retiring from the Navy soon.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:38 pm
by Moving Sale
smackaholic wrote:How filling long do you think it would be before some asshole did take over a chunk of our country if it didn't have a military?
392 years

Re: Sure am glad I will be retiring from the Navy soon.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:56 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Moving Sale wrote: Name one sq inch of land holic saved from a foreign invader.

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Re: Sure am glad I will be retiring from the Navy soon.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:57 pm
by The Big Pickle
Bucmonkey wrote:
Kill yourself, fucking waste of O2.
Oh looky.....a sodomite!

Re: Sure am glad I will be retiring from the Navy soon.

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 3:50 am
by BSmack
The Big Pickle wrote:I guess I agree with Winston Churchill

"'Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.'
Good album.

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Re: Sure am glad I will be retiring from the Navy soon.

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 1:58 pm
by War Wagon
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Moving Sale wrote: Name one sq inch of land holic saved from a foreign invader.

Image

That pic will never not be funny and Marty pulled if from the archive at the exact right moment.

Re: Sure am glad I will be retiring from the Navy soon.

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 11:03 pm
by Rooster
"Sure am glad I will be retiring from the Navy soon"
Not to mention when the NavSec starts naming oiler ships after fags it's time to git. Who wants to be that old timey vet wearing the hat that says USS Harvey Milk and being laughed at by all the other fellas wearing USS Enterprise or Abraham Lincoln? Enduring all the jokes about lubrication and filled with seamen-- no thanks.

What an embarrassment.