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Screw_Michigan has claimed to have visited Russia, England, and Norway, over the last few months. He's promised PETs, but to date, he has failed to deliver. He claims to be "too busy" to provide pictorial evidence, yet we all know "too busy" actually means jerking off, posting in other threads, and trolling various websites 'round the internet.

The poll is simple. Is Screwey lying or telling the truth?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Screw_Michigan has claimed to have visited Russia, England, and Sweden, over the last few months. He's promised PETs, but to date, he has failed to deliver. He claims to be "too busy" to provide pictorial evidence, yet we all know "too busy" actually means jerking off, posting in other threads, and trolling various websites 'round the internet.

The poll is simple. Is Screwey lying or telling the truth?

No need to vote.

He is sitting in the corner sucking his thumb because I stuck a tainted dilldo up his ass.

Dude does not know how to post to save his life, he is weak. And I thought have someone that can give me a run for my money, he failed. He is fucking pathetic.

Where is Screwey?

He needs to defend himself in this court of public opinion.

P.S. I voted "no".

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:P.S. I voted "no".

Why?

trev wrote:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:P.S. I voted "no".

Why?

Rosh Hashanah is coming up, like next week.

C'mon trev...do I have to spell it out to you?

Screw_Michigan wrote:

nice internet pic bro.

Here is a suggestion board bitch to actually prove you are somewhere, you have Skype, do a shot with you and some yellow chicklet Brits at a pub in real time, with the clock in the background and them saying something. Then people will believe you.

I believe you without it......but I am nice person and giving you some advice..... I will heed it if I were you.

If you fuck with me. I am not so nice as you know now.

Go fuck yourself, loser.

Nice pics, S_M2.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Go fuck yourself, loser.

Put up or shut up bitch.

All I can do is say a few words and the board will agree with me.

Do you REALLY want to go there?

Legend vs Noob. I wonder who wins?

Your turn.

News flash, asshole. You're not a "legend," you're a fucking nobody. A mongoloid barely capable of stringing together a coherent thought. Then you run around here begging to be racked after I rightfully call you out on your bullshit. You're pathetic.

Arch, my man... did you just refer to yourself as a "Legend?"

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Arch, my man... did you just refer to yourself as a "Legend?"

Before the new board....

Anyone who was in here in the 90's.

Am I wrong? Those of the old school are legends, those who participate in board wars and what not. I don't remember your name but I can name all the old schoolers that I have met real life that are no longer here.

So.....................

KC Scott wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Arch, my man... did you just refer to yourself as a "Legend?"

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That is who arch fancied himself as before he went on his original recipe bucket a day diet

Sorry who is that?

I am not up to date with celebrities. I don't watch much TV. I am all about bringing up my kids properly. I only post when they are are in school or in bed. So help a brother out. I have to give them proper upbringing so they don't do anything wrong if the cops have a weapon on them.

I've been around since the 90's, Arch. You are not a legend. Sorry.

Goober McTuber wrote:I've been around since the 90's, Arch. You are not a legend. Sorry.

If you say so..................

brother

Can you name those in the 90's?

I will take my two year hiatus.

Tards like Fail and Screwey you need to bring your game up.

Stan and Goober, when I am Madison, I will look you so expect a PM from me if I am in the area.

Arch, whether you are or are not a legend, is not the point. Self-glossing yourself as such is a huge douche move.

For the record... you're not. Get over yourself.

That was a bit weird.

- I'm a legend.

- No, you're not.

- Oh yeah? I'm leaving.

Bit of an anti-climax.

Arch Angel wrote:Legend

You are goat spit.




Have a n!ce day!

Dr_Phibes wrote:That was a bit weird.

- I'm a legend.

- No, you're not.

- Oh yeah? I'm leaving.

Bit of an anti-climax.

He's a pussy, no doubt about that.

Officer Vogel and Phibes.

Can you name 10 people from the old board?

If you can, I guess you changed your nic and if you did, that is okay. Anyone that posted on the board when we actually had fun are legends, all of them. Does not matter if you black, white, chink, or other, we brought it and had fun to the point Jim Rome had to shut it down because we were nasty, invaded other boards, had our own Troll Stops. It was fun, it was glorious and if you weren't party of that, admit you are jealous unless like Fat Willie, aka shutyomouth, another legend, or R-Jack, another legend, or Velocet, another legend, Smackie Chan, another legend, sorry about the others I have not named who was there in the 90's. Sorry Goober, I don't recall your name back then but there is a chance you went on another.

Goddess, Blondiebabe, JimInFallRiver, Ed Gein, Domelopper, sadly none of them posts anymore but if they show up today, LEGENDS.





Oh and Screwey, I really can't hear you, pussy is a foreign concept as we all know you like dicks up the ass and like to put dicks in kids. So?

I thought you were leaving?

Arch Angel wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:I've been around since the 90's, Arch. You are not a legend. Sorry.

If you say so..................

brother

Can you name those in the 90's?

Bitter Patrick. Mal (the real TVO). And Mr. Krappy.

Arch Angel wrote:Goddess, Blondiebabe, JimInFallRiver, Ed Gein, Domelopper, sadly none of them posts anymore but if they show up today, LEGENDS.

Sorry, Arch. None of those were really notable for their posting skills. Meltdowns and hookups? That's another story.

Arch Angel wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:I've been around since the 90's, Arch. You are not a legend. Sorry.

If you say so..................

brother

Can you name those in the 90's?

He can name people from the 1890s.

AA wrote:Officer Vogel and Phibes.

Can you name 10 people from the old board?

If you can, I guess you changed your nic and if you did, that is okay. Anyone that posted on the board when we actually had fun are legends, all of them. Does not matter if you black, white, chink, or other, we brought it and had fun to the point Jim Rome had to shut it down because we were nasty, invaded other boards, had our own Troll Stops. It was fun, it was glorious and if you weren't party of that, admit you are jealous unless like Fat Willie, aka shutyomouth, another legend, or R-Jack, another legend, or Velocet, another legend, Smackie Chan, another legend, sorry about the others I have not named who was there in the 90's. Sorry Goober, I don't recall your name back then but there is a chance you went on another.

Goddess, Blondiebabe, JimInFallRiver, Ed Gein, Domelopper, sadly none of them posts anymore but if they show up today, LEGENDS.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

- Lee Trevino



Yeah, we know.
Mace, Luther, and Jay were very funny in 1999.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Arch Angel wrote:Goddess, Blondiebabe, JimInFallRiver, Ed Gein, Domelopper, sadly none of them posts anymore but if they show up today, LEGENDS.

Sorry, Arch. None of those were really notable for their posting skills. Meltdowns and hookups? That's another story.

I have to agree with you there.

Okay okay, you did not use the same name you do now. But I now you were there.

Did you by chance go to the Indy Troll stop? I know Domer was there and a few others that don't post anymore.

Crashing other boards were our motto and being banned by them was like a badge of honor. I know we all are older, some 15 to 20 years older, but it was fun as heck doing it.

Look at us, we still post, we still rib each other, we still would look at our lives and laugh and ask ourselves, why the fuck are we still talking to each other. We grew up in the internet age and we find/found a medium to shoot the shit.

Even though we get into nasty fights, I would gladly buy a drink to Moving Fail and Screwjob like I do with Stan and you if we crossed pass. That is what we do. We hang out.

If we didn't have fights or get into to nasty scraps, it would be like other boards, boring.

Just my two cents.

Arch Angel wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

Arch Angel wrote:Goddess, Blondiebabe, JimInFallRiver, Ed Gein, Domelopper, sadly none of them posts anymore but if they show up today, LEGENDS.

Sorry, Arch. None of those were really notable for their posting skills. Meltdowns and hookups? That's another story.

I have to agree with you there.

Okay okay, you did not use the same name you do now. But I now you were there.

Did you by chance go to the Indy Troll stop? I know Domer was there and a few others that don't post anymore.

Crashing other boards were our motto and being banned by them was like a badge of honor. I know we all are older, some 15 to 20 years older, but it was fun as heck doing it.

Look at us, we still post, we still rib each other, we still would look at our lives and laugh and ask ourselves, why the fuck are we still talking to each other. We grew up in the internet age and we find/found a medium to shoot the shit.

Even though we get into nasty fights, I would gladly buy a drink to Moving Fail and Screwjob like I do with Stan and you if we crossed pass. That is what we do. We hang out.

If we didn't have fights or get into to nasty scraps, it would be like other boards, boring.

Just my two cents.

Did not go to any troll stops. Met Jay Hanks in Las Vegas once, and that was enough.

Did not go to any troll stops. Met Jay Hanks in Las Vegas once, and that was enough.[/quote]

That bad huh? We had a blast at ours but we are talking more than one person. I miss Ed and Domelopper the most. Good posters. I know we lost a few in real life like Val Venis and I forgot the black guy that always try to preach to me and recently Shrubber.

Sorry to hear that the meeting was bad. I wonder what could make you mad. You seem like a cool person to me.

Arch Angel wrote:Officer Vogel and Phibes.

Can you name 10 people from the old board?

If you can, I guess you changed your nic and if you did, that is okay. Anyone that posted on the board when we actually had fun are legends, all of them. Does not matter if you black, white, chink, or other, we brought it and had fun to the point Jim Rome had to shut it down because we were nasty, invaded other boards, had our own Troll Stops. It was fun, it was glorious and if you weren't party of that, admit you are jealous unless like Fat Willie, aka shutyomouth, another legend, or R-Jack, another legend, or Velocet, another legend, Smackie Chan, another legend, sorry about the others I have not named who was there in the 90's. Sorry Goober, I don't recall your name back then but there is a chance you went on another.

Goddess, Blondiebabe, JimInFallRiver, Ed Gein, Domelopper, sadly none of them posts anymore but if they show up today, LEGENDS.

Oh and Screwey, I really can't hear you, pussy is a foreign concept as we all know you like dicks up the ass and like to put dicks in kids. So?

I was a lurker at SC2 back in the day and never posted. Frankly, I was a bit intimidated by the sharper wits around here and preferred to just chuckle at some of the stuff you guys wrote. Still probably good advice for the likes of me.

Arch Angel wrote:

Goobs McTubes wrote:Did not go to any troll stops. Met Jay Hanks in Las Vegas once, and that was enough.

That bad huh? We had a blast at ours but we are talking more than one person. I miss Ed and Domelopper the most. Good posters. I know we lost a few in real life like Val Venis and I forgot the black guy that always try to preach to me and recently Shrubber.

Sorry to hear that the meeting was bad. I wonder what could make you mad. You seem like a cool person to me.

Not mad. Dude was just weird. Cured me of any desire to meet any of you freaks.

But drop me an IM if you come to Madtown.

Is S_M2 full of shit?

a 10 year break and this internet badass thinks she's still relevant? Among the most irrelevant? Carry on Rome board badass...

More than anything, he's guilty of working velocet's schtick...

"Hey guys, I'm back. I was kind of a big deal 15 years ago (in my mind)...so your planets may now resume orbiting my star."

Arch Angel wrote:If you can, I guess you changed your nic and if you did, that is okay. Anyone that posted on the board when we actually had fun are legends, all of them. Does not matter if you black, white, chink, or other, we brought it and had fun to the point Jim Rome had to shut it down because we were nasty, invaded other boards, had our own Troll Stops. It was fun, it was glorious and if you weren't party of that, admit you are jealous unless like Fat Willie, aka shutyomouth, another legend, or R-Jack, another legend, or Velocet, another legend, Smackie Chan, another legend, sorry about the others I have not named who was there in the 90's. Sorry Goober, I don't recall your name back then but there is a chance you went on another.

Goddess, Blondiebabe, JimInFallRiver, Ed Gein, Domelopper, sadly none of them posts anymore but if they show up today, LEGENDS.

Merely being present during a certain period doesn't qualify one as a "legend." You've set the bar awfully low for legendary status.

But I always get a kick out of the old-timers who come around here bragging about some sort of halcyon days of smack that never really existed. Yeah, I was around for it. Sure, it was more fun back then, but that was more because message boards, and the internet in general, were still relatively fresh and new, and not because the content was so amazingly clever. I was reading through some threads a while back that I think Cuda had archived from Smackchat. There were definitely some solid posters like Euro, DC Smackmaster, Moorese, etc. But the rest, pretty much a deep pool of unreadable fuckwittery. Mostly just Valvenis and about 10 other dudes running 3rd grade homosmack at each other all day, along with SG spamming every thread up and down with inane tripe. Put it this way...Shrubber used to be considered one of the "heavy hitters." What more do you need to know?

P.S. RIP