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Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 1:58 pm
by Goober McTuber
I felt the Burn. Could be a urinary tract infection.

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 2:09 pm
by The Big Pickle
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I'm going to vote right now.

Make America Great Again!!!

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 2:25 pm
by Goober McTuber
Make America Great Again!!! Kill yourself!!!!

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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:16 pm
by The Big Pickle
Goober McTuber wrote:Make America Great Again!!! Kill yourself!!!!

Said the FAT COMMUNIST that voted for Bernie. At least my guy has a chance! America will NEVER vote for a communist and Hitlery will be in PRISON!

You're the one that needs to fukkk off and die!

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:20 pm
by Goober McTuber
Listen Twinkerbelle, I am neither fat, nor a communist. Neither is Bernie. Trump won't even get the nomination. Go choke on a dick.

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:27 pm
by BSmack
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:30 pm
by The Big Pickle
BSmack wrote:Image


How funny! Communism has killed 90 million people in the last century. I guess they need to be killed along with Goobs.

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:41 pm
by Goober McTuber
What's Communism got to do with anything, you gibbering cum-drunk fucktard?

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:45 pm
by The Big Pickle
Goober McTuber wrote:What's Communism got to do with anything, you gibbering cum-drunk fucktard?
The difference between communism and socialism is like the difference between a green apple and a red apple. They're both fukkking APPLES!

Calling Bernie a socialist is like putting lipstick on a pig or sprinkling sugar on a pile of shite! Bernie wants to STEAL from the haves and give to the worthless blood sukkking parasites like yourself. Gas "ON"

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Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:53 pm
by BSmack
Your capitalist agitprop is duly noted Pickle. Will our leaders have to cower before egg throwing proletarians? Time will tell.

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Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 4:02 pm
by Goober McTuber
BSmack wrote:Image
That looks a lot like semen.

~swoon~

Stanley Q. Pickle

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 4:34 pm
by R-Jack
Decision 2016
Because ......fuck you....that's why

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 4:50 pm
by War Wagon
KC Scott wrote:The reality of this is the GOP is going to screw Trump out of the nomination.
Let's hope so, unless you want to hear Hillary screeching at you for the next 4-8 years.

I'm not down with that unbearable nails on a chalkboard scenario... which will most likely happen if Trump were to get the nod.

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 5:52 pm
by smackaholic
Trump, IMO has been fukking himself the last months or so by stepping up his crazy drunk uncle shtick a notch or two lately. The GOP is fukking teduardo by keeping the son of a mailman in the race to split the vote. Donald has his solid 35-40% who will walk through fire for him, but that's about it. I think it is a shame that trump and Cruz have gotten into a pooh throwing match because they are the two RNC outsiders and I believe could have united and wiped their collective dicks on the RNC curtains. Not sure they can do it separately.


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Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 6:12 pm
by Goober McTuber
Here's an interesting article about your Republican candidate for president.

http://www.religionnews.com/2016/02/04/ ... ommentary/

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 8:45 pm
by Mikey
Papa Willie wrote:Bernie has $60k in credit card debt at age 74.

Does that really sound like somebody smart enough to run a country?

What's his FICO score?

Besides, we don't care about personal debt. We want Revolution NOW!!!

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 8:49 pm
by Goober McTuber
Sanders' spokesman, Michael Briggs, said Sanders' credit card debt rises and falls with expenses, which included weddings for his daughter and niece in the past year. As of a few months ago, he said, the balance was down to zero again.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/poli ... /71088390/

But keep on sucking on the Fox News teat. It looks good on you.

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:02 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
KC Scott wrote:The reality of this is the GOP is going to screw Trump out of the nomination.
If this occurs I will be done with them -

On the Dem side, seems like they're doing pretty much the same thing to Sanders - Clinton will get the nomination

The "Establishment" always wins.

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:22 pm
by The Big Pickle
Goober McTuber wrote:
But keep on sucking on the Fox News teat. It looks good on you.

There is a reason that FOX NEWS is the MOST TRUSTED name in news. BECAUSE IT IS THE MOST TRUSTED NAME IN NEWS!


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Keep getting your news from this piss guzzling creature, commie fatso!

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:38 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Papa Willie wrote:Bernie has $60k in credit card debt at age 74.

Does that really sound like somebody smart enough to run a country?
Four bankruptcies says what?

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:26 am
by mvscal
Goober McTuber wrote:I felt the Burn.
What a coincidence. Stanley Pickle also voted today holding your dick.

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:03 am
by R-Jack
mvscal wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I felt the Burn.
What a coincidence. Stanley Pickle also voted today holding your dick.
Wait.....goobs is black?

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 9:01 am
by Y2K
R-Jack wrote:Decision 2016
Because ......fuck you....that's why

Can't rack this enough...

and props to Bri.. :lol:

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 10:55 am
by smackaholic
Goober McTuber wrote:
Sanders' spokesman, Michael Briggs, said Sanders' credit card debt rises and falls with expenses, which included weddings for his daughter and niece in the past year. As of a few months ago, he said, the balance was down to zero again.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/poli ... /71088390/

But keep on sucking on the Fox News teat. It looks good on you.
Anyone who puts a wedding on a credit card without the ability to pay it off at the end of the month is weapons grade stupid and shouldn't be allowed to run anything.

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:20 pm
by Goober McTuber
smackaholic wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Sanders' spokesman, Michael Briggs, said Sanders' credit card debt rises and falls with expenses, which included weddings for his daughter and niece in the past year. As of a few months ago, he said, the balance was down to zero again.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/poli ... /71088390/

But keep on sucking on the Fox News teat. It looks good on you.
Anyone who puts a wedding on a credit card without the ability to pay it off at the end of the month is weapons grade stupid and shouldn't be allowed to run anything.
First of all, the balance went back down to zero. Doesn't indicate whether it happened in a month or 6 months. Secondly Bernie has a credit card issued by some congressional credit union that carries an 8% interest rate.

BTW, our genius governor and former Republican presidential candidate was carrying a $10-15,000 balance on a Sears credit card with a 27% rate.

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:25 pm
by Goober McTuber
R-Jack wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I felt the Burn.
What a coincidence. Stanley Pickle also voted today holding your dick.
Wait.....goobs is black?
My brother has looked into our genealogy, and along with a DNA test we discovered a negro in the woodpile. About 7 generations back. Probably explains my prodigious member.

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:33 pm
by Rooster
$60k in credit card debt? In Bernie's mind, who cares? For a socialist it'll always be someone else who pays for his goodies-- that's the very essence of that ideology.

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:39 pm
by Goober McTuber
You really are proud of your stupidity, aren't you?

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:55 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Goober McTuber wrote:You really are proud of your stupidity, aren't you?
And his small penis.

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:11 pm
by R-Jack
Rooster wrote:$60k in credit card debt? In Bernie's mind, who cares? For a socialist it'll always be someone else who pays for his goodies-- that's the very essence of that ideology.
Poptart thinks the world is flat......... Felcho thinks the moon is a space station......... Smackaholic breathes.......yet somehow you find a way to say the stupidest things on this board with the precision of a Swiss timepiece. It truly is remarkable.

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 5:00 pm
by BSmack
Rooster wrote:$60k in credit card debt? In Bernie's mind, who cares? For a socialist it'll always be someone else who pays for his goodies-- that's the very essence of that ideology.
So he put a couple of weddings on a credit card. The man is a US Senator making 6 figures. It isn't like he turned Burlington into a collective farm.

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:34 pm
by MuchoBulls
If he's making 6 figures, then how about paying off the debt?

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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:36 pm
by Mikey
MuchoBulls wrote:If he's making 6 figures, then how about paying off the debt?
If he could lay out the cash for it he probably wouldn't have put it on a card.

Have you ever bought anything on credit?

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:49 pm
by MuchoBulls
Mikey wrote:Have you ever bought anything on credit?
Yes, and it is paid off in full when I receive the statement the next month.

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:06 pm
by Goober McTuber
MuchoBulls wrote:If he's making 6 figures, then how about paying off the debt?
As of a few months ago, he said, the balance was down to zero again.
Can any of you fucksticks read?

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:46 pm
by MuchoBulls
Saw what you wrote the first time. I'd highly doubt he paid it off in one month.

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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:56 pm
by Goober McTuber
One month, two months, three months...what does it matter? It was paid off. You're grasping at straws.

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 8:00 pm
by Screw_Michigan
MuchoBulls wrote:Saw what you wrote the first time. I'd highly doubt he paid it off in one month.
You're right. It would have been smarter for him to liquidate his retirement account instead.

Re: Voted today holding my dick

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:30 pm
by Left Seater
Mikey wrote:
If he could lay out the cash for it he probably wouldn't have put it on a card.

Have you ever bought anything on credit?
Damn near everything goes on the credit card. They don't give you airline miles for cash payments. :hfal: