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Budweiser buys Miller

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 3:53 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
http://money.cnn.com/2015/10/13/investi ... er-merger/

:|

Miller Lite was my domestic swill of choice. Now it's going to be both shittier and more expensive.

But this is almost worth it, just for the rift that this is going to create in the neck community.

Re: Budweiser buys Miller

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 4:24 pm
by mvscal
Uh, no. The Brazilian run global conglomerate which happens to own the Anheuser-Busch brand bought the South African run global conglomerate which happens to own the Miller brand.

Re: Budweiser buys Miller

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 4:31 pm
by BSmack
So one shit company merges with another shit company to create a much bigger pile of shit.

Gotcha.

Re: Budweiser buys Miller

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 4:40 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
mvscal wrote:Uh, no. The Brazilian run global conglomerate which happens to own the Anheuser-Busch brand bought the South African run global conglomerate which happens to own the Miller brand.
I'm not sure you'd be a very good headline writer.

Re: Budweiser buys Miller

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:56 pm
by Diego in Seattle
mvscal wrote:Uh, no. The Brazilian run global conglomerate which happens to own the Anheuser-Busch brand bought the South African run global conglomerate which happens to own the Miller brand.
InBev is Belgian-Brazilian, strap-on squatter. Tell your wife to give you an additional fifty lashes.

Re: Budweiser buys Miller

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 11:22 pm
by mvscal
Uh, no it isn't. I'm sure a few token Belgians remain, but it's run by Brazilians. My cousin's husband has worked at AB for nearly 30 years and was one of the few execs retained after the purge when InBev bought them out. He knows who's calling the shots. You, on the other hand, know absolutely nothing whatsoever.

Go suck another fat baby's dick, you stupid assclown.

Re: Budweiser buys Miller

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 6:54 pm
by molly
I just had a beer called golden monkey and it was delish.

Re: Budweiser buys Miller

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 11:07 pm
by trev
molly wrote: golden monkey
That sounds kinda hot.

Re: Budweiser buys Miller

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:17 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
trev wrote:
molly wrote: golden monkey
That sounds kinda hot.
Yes, it does. Please allow me to use it in a sentence.

"After a long day hiking in the UP, I took trev back to the Comfort Inn and gave her a golden monkey."

Re: Budweiser buys Miller

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 3:08 am
by Dinsdale
Is that where you pee on her unkempt bush?

Re: Budweiser buys Miller

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:30 pm
by Go Coogs'
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
"After a long day hiking in the UP, I took trev back to the Comfort Inn and gave her a golden monkey."
Eeeww

Image

Re: Budweiser buys Miller

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:55 pm
by Cornhusker
Go Coogs' wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
"After a long day hiking in the UP, I took trev back to the Comfort Inn and gave her a golden monkey."
Eeeww

Image


Laugh of the day.. It racks..

Re: Budweiser buys Miller

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:47 pm
by molly
Cornhusker wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
"After a long day hiking in the UP, I took trev back to the Comfort Inn and gave her a golden monkey."
Eeeww

Image


Laugh of the day.. It racks..
Took a second. Holy shit :)

Re: Budweiser buys Miller

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2015 2:19 am
by trev
I set 'em up, you all knock 'em down.

Re: Budweiser buys Miller

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2015 3:26 am
by Dinsdale
trev wrote:I set 'em up, you all knock 'em down.
I'll have another shot of Beam, thanks.