Flowing water found on Mars

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Sep 29, 2015 12:15 am

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/29/scien ... .html?_r=0

Looks like those treacherous bastards at NASA are up to their old tricks. Poptart and I will get to the bottom of this. You can BANK on that. I just need to wait for someone to make a YouTube video from their basement so I can paste the link here.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 12:41 am

If they really found water on Mars how come they haven't started bringing it to California?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 12:42 am

Give it up. Mars isn't round either.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Sep 29, 2015 12:56 am

Oh sure, they can discover water on Mars...but is it completely out of the realm of possibility that a cure for Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease may be found?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Sep 29, 2015 12:56 am

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:00 am

Shouldn't be that tough to get water from Mars to CA, Mikey. By my calculation, Mars is roughly 120 miles above Earth.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:04 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Oh sure, they can discover water on Mars...but is it completely out of the realm of possibility that a cure for Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease may be found?

And then they can cure Croixfeld-Jacobs Disease, too!! I've started a Go Fund Me!!

--A shit troll

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:11 am

mvscal wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Oh sure, they can discover water on Mars...but is it completely out of the realm of possibility that a cure for Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease may be found?
And then they can cure Croixfeld-Jacobs Disease, too!! I've started a Go Fund Me!!

--A shit troll

Well, anything to alleviate the suffering of ~~thousands~~...~~hundreds~~...~~dozens~~...three people.

Together, we can find a cure.
:cry:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:16 am

Smackie Chan wrote:Shouldn't be that tough to get water from Mars to CA, Mikey. By my calculation, Mars is roughly 120 miles above Earth.

I wonder if there's a duty-free shop at the border of the Firmament. I'll bet customs are real assholes.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:18 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'll bet customs are real assholes.

Just don't make eye contact.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:25 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I wonder if there's a duty-free shop at the border of the Firmament.

I doubt we'll ever know. You can't get a non-stop flight there and even if you could there's that pesky multinational agreement forbidding travel to it. It's closed, doug.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:28 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'll bet customs are real assholes.

Just don't make eye contact.

Bowing and genuflecting and giving up all free will and thought also help.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:28 am

You guys are morons... bringing water to California from Mars?

Seriously, you dumbfucks?

Wouldn't it be much easier to just poke a hole in the roof of the Firmament directly over California? It is stationary, you know.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:31 am

Smackie Chan wrote:Shouldn't be that tough to get water from Mars to CA, Mikey. By my calculation, Mars is roughly 120 miles above Earth.

Smackie, I think you really need to check your perspective.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:34 am

Mikey wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:Shouldn't be that tough to get water from Mars to CA, Mikey. By my calculation, Mars is roughly 120 miles above Earth.
Smackie, I think you really need to check your perspective.

My bad. Forgot to take the square root.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:35 am

Smackie Chan wrote:
Mikey wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:Shouldn't be that tough to get water from Mars to CA, Mikey. By my calculation, Mars is roughly 120 miles above Earth.
Smackie, I think you really need to check your perspective.
My bad. Forgot to take the square root.

Uhm, I think he meant you need to go to Toronto.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:40 am

Dinsdale wrote:Uhm, I think he meant you need to go to Toronto.

I think I will. I can see it from here.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:42 am

Dinsdale wrote:You guys are morons... bringing water to California from Mars?

Seriously, you dumbfucks?

Wouldn't it be much easier to just poke a hole in the roof of the Firmament directly over California? It is stationary, you know.

If only it was that easy. We're talking FIRMament here. It's uhhh, pretty fukking firm. Doubt we have a drill up to the job. Besides, that is pretty much the bottom of the big G's pool. He prolly wouldn't take kindly to it. I mean look what he did over failure to follow dietary rules. Better to just keep stealing water from the rest of the west than bring on the Smitefest.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:44 am

smackaholic wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:You guys are morons... bringing water to California from Mars?

Seriously, you dumbfucks?

Wouldn't it be much easier to just poke a hole in the roof of the Firmament directly over California? It is stationary, you know.
If only it was that easy. We're talking FIRMament here. It's uhhh, pretty fukking firm. Doubt we have a drill up to the job. Besides, that is pretty much the bottom of the big G's pool. He prolly wouldn't take kindly to it. I mean look what he did over failure to follow dietary rules. Better to just keep stealing water from the rest of the west than bring on the Smitefest.

Well Shell is moving all those rigs down from Alaska. Maybe they could just flip them over and drill upwards. I'm sure the firmament isn't too much firmer than the Arctic bedrock.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:59 am

Did we ever get a ruling whether the waters above the Firmament are salt or fresh?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 2:01 am

This one time, the Firmament sprung a leak. Took those halo-wearing little fuckers forty days and 40 nights to fix it.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Sep 29, 2015 2:08 am

KC Scott wrote:Have none of these people ever ~~read~~ watched under the dome?

We are soooooo in the firmament's dome. Time to update that thread.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 3:28 am

Water is from Mars,
Women are from T1B

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 3:39 am

Smackie Chan wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Uhm, I think he meant you need to go to Toronto.
I think I will. I can see it from here.

That's not Toronto you are seeing, it is Pittsburgh, perspective theory and all.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 5:31 am

Dinsdale wrote:Did we ever get a ruling whether the waters above the Firmament are salt or fresh?

We could Frack like a motherfucker if it were fresh, Fuck the EPA.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Sep 30, 2015 12:52 am

poptart wrote:Water is from Mars,
Women are from T1B

Sintherly, pussthytart, a T1B sthpammer exthrordinaire!!!!

You sthillies!

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Sep 30, 2015 1:17 am

Flowing? They make it out to be like a veritable Niagara Falls. Not. They figured out a long time ago that there is ice at the poles in winter and guess what happens when it warms up in the Martian summer (such as it is)? Until a human being actually goes there, we're speculating about it all. Sadly I will not live long enough to find out.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Wed Sep 30, 2015 1:47 am

Let's run down a rabbit trail, shall we? NASA actually had this information several months ago but chose to sit on it in collusion with Hollywood so as to promote Ridley Scott's movie, The Martian starring Matt Damon. This is a byproduct of the Left's influence on the government in ways previously unseen before, where "science" takes a back seat to a political agenda. Yes, this is relatively meaningless in the big scheme of things, but it demonstrates how what is supposed to be independent (science) can be co-opted to produce interest and money in a spurious and unscientific political goal (anthropomorphic climate change). It fits in with NOAA and NASA altering weather data to produce results that are pleasing to the Obama administration for the advancement of their environmental agenda.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Sep 30, 2015 1:59 am

Rooster wrote:

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Wed Sep 30, 2015 2:13 am

Hey, I already said it is largely meaningless in the large scheme of things, but seriously, since when is an expensive government agency the marketing and advertising agency for Fox movie studios? It's not a far stretch to some day see, say, the State Department withhold critical information for, say, a hypothetical presidential candidate to influence the outcome of, say, a congressional investigation of maybe a dead ambassador and the national election?

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Wed Sep 30, 2015 2:15 am

That's a piece of crap gun, btw. My tastes run more to Bushmaster and Kimber. Just sayin'.

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Thu Oct 01, 2015 1:05 am

a typical sunny day on mars can get up to a balmy 70 degrees. A typical dark night can get down to over 190 below zero. Any flowing won't last very long.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Oct 01, 2015 1:18 am

BarFlie wrote:a typical sunny day on mars can get up to a balmy 90 degrees. A typical dark night can get down to over 200 below zero. Any flowing won't last very long.

You should read the piece. You might learn something.

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Thu Oct 01, 2015 1:22 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
BarFlie wrote:a typical sunny day on mars can get up to a balmy 90 degrees. A typical dark night can get down to over 200 below zero. Any flowing won't last very long.
You should read the piece. You might learn something.

I did and I was a bit high. I edited it before you started pissing your pants

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Oct 01, 2015 1:54 am

Might want to take yet another crack at it, Cheech.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Oct 01, 2015 5:07 pm

How dare you Papa, calling out Mars for being a flat, floating pie.

That's very pastryist of you. You know damn good and well it's simply a paper cut-out that God hung in the Firmament like a blood red ornament.

Guess that makes it a firmornament.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Oct 01, 2015 5:10 pm

Could be firmagami.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Oct 01, 2015 5:36 pm

Or perhaps a Firgmentation.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Oct 01, 2015 6:03 pm

For that matter it might be a firmularity.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Oct 01, 2015 6:33 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Firgmentation.

The stuff that 'Spray's backwoods cousins brew up.