The Rod of God -- (!) Pages 33 and 34 (!)

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Oct 24, 2015 2:39 pm

Hey look everybody...a woman being sawed in half!

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat Oct 24, 2015 3:40 pm

poptart wrote:
88 missed it by millions and millions of miles.

so take that you roundearther conspiracy whack jobs, me and tart know the real truth!!!!!

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Oct 24, 2015 3:57 pm

Parallax: another concept popeturd fails to understand.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Oct 24, 2015 4:23 pm

In a related story, our friend Dinsdale met this smokin' hot chick at a bar last night...

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat Oct 24, 2015 5:44 pm

mvscal wrote:Parallax: another concept popeturd fails to understand.

you mean like this

lies made up by brainwashed roundearthers afraid to face the real truth.....that the world is flat and the sun is 3,105 miles away......

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat Oct 24, 2015 7:23 pm

88 wrote:http://www.astronomyforbeginners.com/as ... owknow.php

I took astronomy in college and learned about things like dwarf stars, black holes, parallax used for measuring distance (even did some hands on measurements), speed of light in a vaccuum, red shift, quasars, pulsars etc.

but now, I know it was all just a lie.......if they're willing to lie to us about the earth being round then I know they're lying to me about everything else.....

Charlton Heston wrote:you maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 4:18 am

Where's that Budd Dwyer GIF when you need it?

atmdad · Post by **atmdad** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 4:28 am

poptart wrote:

Ohhhh Fuck,

Really!

The floor looks nice but those two seams just to the right of your map should have been staggered more.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 10:51 am

88, it's IMPOSSIBLE for the sun to be 93 million miles from earth and I demonstrated it.

I don't run from my original diagram, comments, or analysis.

-- Now look at the line on the bottom -- from Natal to Liberville, so that we can achieve the necessary 45 degree angle of the sun from Liberville.

Is Liberville, Africa 93 million miles from Natal, Brazil?

bwaaaa hahahaha!!

Is a light bulb coming on? --

Because I clearly subsequently said to AP BEFORE you decided to post your wack diagram...

poptart wrote:I couldn't find a pic with a curved (slightly) line at the bottom of this triangle -- to represent earth curvature from Natal to Libreville.

But go ahead and assume the mild curve we would see in 3,000 miles.

This just in: It matters -----> NOT AT ALL

And that is RIGHT.
It matters not at all.

What YOU posted to show the proper earth curve validates my comment and -----> BURIED YOU.

I extended the line on your diagram, as you should have done if you wanted to be intellectually honest.

On the papers and earth scale that I showed you, the lines would have to be extended by well over 2,000 sheets of paper to reach what would be 93 million miles.

And yet it takes just 15 pages for the lines to meet.

Let it soak in.

bwaaaa...

People who WANT to pay attention to what is going on in this thread can see what just happened.
So I'm not surprised that you wanted to divert away from the diagram you posted in defense of your bogus model.

As for your link, right out of the gate, we see an ASSUMPTIONS made.

The "radius of the earth" section.

1. Assumption: Parallel rays from the sun
2. Assumption: Earth is round
3. Assumption: The angle of the shadow on the earth's surface is the same angle to the center of the earth

Based on 3 assumptions, a radius of earth is determined.

What a crock of shit.

Think for yourself.
Give it a shot.

It feels VERY good, I can tell you.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 10:54 am

atmdad wrote:
poptart wrote:

Ohhhh Fuck,

Really!

The floor looks nice but those two seams just to the right of your map should have been staggered more.

So many things are n!gger rigged in S. Korea that I barely pay attention to it any more.

It's all about getting things done... NOW!

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:00 am

Raise your hand if you are actually deluded enough to believe this thing went to the moon?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:04 am

Do you know the extreme heat this would have had to endure for very long periods of time?

What kind of cooling unit did it have and how was that unit POWERED?

How big and heavy would the battery have needed to be, and how in the world could they even carry it?

Look at that piece of crap there and THINK.

People, it's called FANTASY.

Wake up, seriously.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:13 am

Unreal...

:09 to :12 - camera zoom out (LOL)

:26 onward -- camera zoom in (LOL)

Two seconds after liftoff, astroNOT says, "We're on our way, Houston."

LOL

Holy crap.

Really??

Embarrassing.
Truly truly embarrassing.

Get a grip, folks.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:51 am

OK, dumbfukk, what is the official NASA T+2 line supposed to be? How about "WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" or maybe " "HOLY FUKK!!!!"

Who was the astronaut? Somebody from Tehas? I guess "YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAA!!!!!!" would be apropriate.

As for the flimsy Lunar Module, maybe you didn't get the memo. Space is pretty much a vacuum. The moon has such a weak sauce grvity system that it can't even keep an atmosphere around. This makes it a kinda shitty place to live, but, it also makes it a tad bit easier to hop back into space from. Seems to me, if they were going to fake it, they'd have made it look like something out of Buck Rogers, just to convince dopes like you.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:00 pm

smackaholic wrote:OK, dumbfukk, what is the official NASA T+2 line supposed to be? How about "WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" or maybe " "HOLY FUKK!!!!"

Who was the astronaut? Somebody from Tehas? I guess "YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAA!!!!!!" would be apropriate.

Dude, in that liftoff moment, the astronNOT's life was on the line.
Hanging in the friggin' balance.

Have you ever been scared shitless?
What did you do in that moment?

Nobody is going to squeal, "We're on out way, Houston" at that moment.

It is absolutely, completely ridiculous.

Pull your head out.

If you think that is real, your mind is going, going, -----> GONE!

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 1:53 pm

poptart wrote:
smackaholic wrote:OK, dumbfukk, what is the official NASA T+2 line supposed to be? How about "WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" or maybe " "HOLY FUKK!!!!"

Who was the astronaut? Somebody from Tehas? I guess "YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAA!!!!!!" would be apropriate.
Dude, in that liftoff moment, the astronNOT's life was on the line.
Hanging in the friggin' balance.

Have you ever been scared shitless?
What did you do in that moment?

Nobody is going to squeal, "We're on out way, Houston" at that moment.

It is absolutely, completely ridiculous.

Pull your head out.

If you think that is real, your mind is going, going, -----> GONE!

Remember who we are talking about here. These dudes were the best of the best. Test pilots with ginormous hairy balls. They knew there was a damn good chance this would be a one way trip for them and they did it any way. So, having them say something like that in a relaxed voice is completely understandable.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 4:49 pm

poptart wrote: Have you ever been scared shitless?
What did you do in that moment?

Nobody is going to squeal, "We're on out way, Houston" at that moment.

It is absolutely, completely ridiculous.

they were trained astronauts having gone through this countless times in simulators.....they weren't scared shitless, they knew it was going to work.....
look I'm down with you on the whole flat earth thing, but dude seriously arguing that man didn't go to the moon? that's the studiest thing I've ever heard....
you do realize that while they were there the left a 2-foot wide panel studded with 100 mirrors pointing at Earth? anyone on earth with the proper equipment can use this lunar laser ranging retroreflector array to determine the distance of the earth from the moon.....I've gone to the astrophysics lab at Boise State and used it myself....when the measurement came back it showed the earth was 238,855.87 miles from the moon.....how do you think they got that laser array up there?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:10 pm

88,
Your link forgot to prove how Kepler came up with M.
Cassini's measurements are useless unless M is right in the first place.
So less like astronomy for dummies and more like astronomy by dummies.

And why can Kepler figure M but he cant use the same formula to figure E?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 6:22 pm

how do you think they got that laser array up there?

Quite obviously it was visitors from one of the other flat planets and we were just lucky to run across it. Those aliens are tricky little bastards, they were using it to look through peoples windows down on earth like high rise perverts with telescopes. They have to be pissed that we are shooting lasers at it and messing with their jerk sessions. They're going to come kick somebodys ass at Boise St....Bank on it!

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 7:31 pm

Y2K wrote:
how do you think they got that laser array up there?
They have to be pissed that we are shooting lasers at it and messing with their jerk sessions. They're going to come kick somebodys ass at Boise St....Bank on it!

bwahahaha

nice......

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Oct 26, 2015 6:02 am

I'm going to come correct on something now.
My diagram, and much of what I said in response to 88's diagram with the two arrows going up was ----> wrong and STUPID.
Amazingly stupid.
I was working quickly, and what I posted was ASININE.
lol

I deserve one of these...

The upward lines on 88's diagram will NEVER meet, and a 4th grader would know that.
Yes, I surely K'dMOA there.

That said, none of my crapping the bed over the last page changes my overall view in the least.
It was just my error, of which of course I make many, and certainly in no way validates the false model I've detailed over the past 40+ pages.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Oct 26, 2015 8:53 am

smackaholic wrote:
poptart wrote:
smackaholic wrote:OK, dumbfukk, what is the official NASA T+2 line supposed to be? How about "WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" or maybe " "HOLY FUKK!!!!"

Who was the astronaut? Somebody from Tehas? I guess "YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAA!!!!!!" would be apropriate.
Dude, in that liftoff moment, the astronNOT's life was on the line.
Hanging in the friggin' balance.

Have you ever been scared shitless?
What did you do in that moment?

Nobody is going to squeal, "We're on out way, Houston" at that moment.

It is absolutely, completely ridiculous.

Pull your head out.

If you think that is real, your mind is going, going, -----> GONE!
Remember who we are talking about here. These dudes were the best of the best. Test pilots with ginormous hairy balls. They knew there was a damn good chance this would be a one way trip for them and they did it any way. So, having them say something like that in a relaxed voice is completely understandable.

You are deluded.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Oct 26, 2015 8:55 am

Felix wrote:look I'm down with you on the whole flat earth thing, but dude seriously arguing that man didn't go to the moon? that's the studiest thing I've ever heard....

You think the earth is flat?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Oct 26, 2015 1:59 pm

It's going well beyond 50, 'spray.

There is much more meat to be posted -- and people will not be able to lay off what I will post.
I'm sure of it.
The best is yet to come.

No more cr@pping the bed like I did the last page+.
I'm embarrassed by that.

I have no idea what the hell I was thinking about when I started off on that tangent, and how I got even more confused as I went along.
Wish I could blame that on a bong overdose, but no can do.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:39 pm

Gay in Phoenix gets a sig file reprieve.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:53 pm

poptart is so totally texas.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Oct 27, 2015 12:29 am

poptart wrote:
There is much more meat to be posted -- and people will not be able to lay off what I will post.

Here's hoping it is finally the Southern Hemisphere flights.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 3:28 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Left Seater wrote:
poptart wrote:
There is much more meat to be posted -- and people will not be able to lay off what I will post.
Here's hoping it is finally the Southern Hemisphere flights.
The next time you fly @ 40,000+, you'll now understand that you aren't really seeing the curvature of the earth.

You're just high.

Yeah, I will bring my ruler and put it against the window.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 3:50 am

We always see a flat earth and no matter how high we go, the horizon is always at eye level.
Think about that.

Such would not be the case if we lived on a ball.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 4:38 am

A reset...

poptart wrote:Revelation 9:11
And they (demonic beings) had a king over them, which is the angel of the bottomless pit, whose
name in the Hebrew tongue is Abaddon, but in the Greek tongue hath his name Apollyon.

Revelation 9/11

Apollyon = Apollo

The Destroyer, king of the demons, who is released to wreak havoc on earth.

The worship of Apollo.
The greatness of Apollo.
Apollo 11, the climax.

Some numbers are used repeatedly in the Bible to represent something.

11 represent confusion, chaos, disorder.

and...

9/11 + Twin Towers

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 4:54 am

poptart wrote:A reset...

9/11 + Twin Towers

Well, you and shit troll Felcho certainly have a lot of catching up to do.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 4:58 am

poptart wrote:We always see a flat earth and no matter how high we go, the horizon is always at eye level.
Think about that.

Such would not be the case if we lived on a ball.

You mean that from the reference point of the Earth being a very small ball/globe. You're not very good at proportions are you?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 8:44 am

You're good at making dumb excuses for your *FAILED* earth model.
It has been pointed out to you in page-after-page that there is a SERIOUS problem with your model.

CN Tower has people viewing out to 100 miles.
lol

IMPOSSIBLE if your model is correct.

This just in: It isn't

Beyond that "water is wet" point which anyone should understand, if you're viewing out to 100 miles in your model, you've got over 1 miles in earth curvature.
Everything is moving downhill from you as you look out 100 miles.
You should be able to see that things way in the distance, 70-100 miles for example, are leaning away from you.

Yet of course we don't see that.

We see a flat earth.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 12:03 am

poptart wrote:You're good at making dumb excuses for your *FAILED* earth model.
It has been pointed out to you in page-after-page that there is a SERIOUS problem with your model.

CN Tower has people viewing out to 100 miles.
lol

IMPOSSIBLE if your model is correct.

This just in: It isn't

Beyond that "water is wet" point which anyone should understand, if you're viewing out to 100 miles in your model, you've got over 1 miles in earth curvature.
Everything is moving downhill from you as you look out 100 miles.
You should be able to see that things way in the distance, 70-100 miles for example, are leaning away from you.

Yet of course we don't see that.

We see a flat earth.

Or maybe your math is totally fucked and you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 4:21 am

With the globe model we've been sold on, a person has to be well over a mile high (6,600 ft, to be precise) in order to be able to see something on the ground 100 miles away.

Even at a mile high (5,280 ft), you could only see something 100 miles away if that thing was at least 80 ft tall.

CN Tower (1,465 ft) has people viewing out to 100 miles.
lol

-- To compute the greatest distance at which an observer can see the top of an object above the horizon, compute the distance to the horizon for a hypothetical observer on top of that object, and add it to the real observer's distance to the horizon. For example, for an observer with a height of 1.70 m standing on the ground, the horizon is 4.65 km away. For a tower with a height of 100 m, the horizon distance is 35.7 km. Thus an observer on a beach can see the top of the tower as long as it is not more than 40.35 km away. Conversely, if an observer on a boat (h = 1.7 m) can just see the tops of trees on a nearby shore (h = 10 m), the trees are probably about 16 km away. --

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horizon

https://dizzib.github.io/earth/curve-calc/

Do you not agree with the math?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 1:08 pm

We are in an age of amazing technology, right trolls?

HD everything.
Phenomenal camera tech.

But... can you link me up to a single video, from earth, of a rocket going up into space?

We see video of people supposedly really UP in space, yet we have no video of them actually getting there.

Shit, Ginger and Mary Ann must have really been on an island, right?
We saw them there every week.

Example of bullshit...

Watch 6:00 to 6:20 as the trumped-up GPS satellite rocket is actually coming down.

Then they cut away to a fake "See, we're up here, folks" video which only m0rons accept as true.

Show me the video of a rocket going to space.

We don't GO to space, people.

If we do, then show me.
It should be easy.

This one is curving, and it will go down, also.
lol

Satellites out the @ss up in space, all around the earth, we're told.
Yet not a SINGLE pic of one.
Not one.

Only cartoons.
They show us cartoon pics of satellites.

Eat your Lucky Charms and enjoy the Saturday morning show, kiddies.

Or... grow up and wake up.

Your call.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 2:42 pm

What a complete fucking moron.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 2:47 pm

We've seen such an embarrassing failure of a retort many times.
MANY.

"You're a moron!!"

No substance.

Zero.

Just a nice white flag.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 2:57 pm

Just a statement of fact.

How does DirecTV work, BTW?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:43 pm

poptart wrote:We are in an age of amazing technology, right trolls?

HD everything.
Phenomenal camera tech.

And yet not one single snap taken on the edge of the earth.

Interesting, wouldn't you say?