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Tell me Donald Trump is really running for prez this time.
6/16/15 announcement.




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@krauthammer pretends to be a smart guy,
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Donald Trump...

... the truth
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TOO FUNNY!!!
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Rosie will rue the words she said. I'll most likely sue her for making those false statements.. and it'll be fun. Rosie's a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie."
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anything you hear from that moron is pure bullshit.....he'd never run for president for a bunch of reasons.......

first and foremost he'd get his ass handed to him by even the most vapid politician out there (s'up Rick Perry) and he couldn't live through the humiliation of getting his ass kicked by everybody......that cat has the subtlety of a 12 ga shotgun.....
get out, get out while there's still time
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A guy named @BobBeckel on FOX, their
resident liberal, was not born with much
of a brain.




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Barney Frank looked disgusting–nipples
protruding–in his blue shirt before Congress.
Very very disrespectful.
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To anyone not laughing at this thread (I'm looking at you, Felix):

You're fired!!
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Felix should stick to running fake ticket scams
and posing as an internet female. I'm running.
Tuesday it's official. A lot of people are going
to be very happy.
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Felix wrote:anything you hear from that moron is pure bullshit.....he'd never run for president for a bunch of reasons.......

first and foremost he'd get his ass handed to him by even the most vapid politician out there (s'up Rick Perry) and he couldn't live through the humiliation of getting his ass kicked by everybody......that cat has the subtlety of a 12 ga shotgun.....
90% of the GOP isn't actually running for president. Being a republican is a profiting endeavor. To pretend to run for president as a Republican can net you millions. Not once has Trump ever wanted to be president. He just found out saying stupid fucking shit will make you millions.
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Insane Genis wrote:
Felix wrote:anything you hear from that moron is pure bullshit.....he'd never run for president for a bunch of reasons.......

first and foremost he'd get his ass handed to him by even the most vapid politician out there (s'up Rick Perry) and he couldn't live through the humiliation of getting his ass kicked by everybody......that cat has the subtlety of a 12 ga shotgun.....
90% of the GOP isn't actually running for president. Being a republican is a profiting endeavor. To pretend to run for president as a Republican can net you millions. Not once has Trump ever wanted to be president. He just found out saying stupid fucking shit will make you millions.

gee thanks Marcus..

I guess that troll name was taken.
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So...
Wow! Did you see Jeb Bush today? Electrifying!
If anyone has ever had his finger on the pulse of the American people, it's Jeb Bush.
I'm convinced this man has the right stuff. I know he'll pick a super-solid running
mate and then it'll be a real horse race next summer between Bush and Clinton.
Can't wait!
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Felix wrote:he'd never run for president for a bunch of reasons
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Felix should know better than to question poptart's inside sources.
But he's a known blockhead. I am in. I am the only one who knows
how to get things done. America will be great again. Felix will be learning
a lot over the coming years. Trump 16!
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poptart wrote:Image

So...
Wow! Did you see Jeb Bush today? Electrifying!
If anyone has ever had his finger on the pulse of the American people, it's Jeb Bush.
I'm convinced this man has the right stuff. I know he'll pick a super-solid running
mate and then it'll be a real horse race next summer between Bush and Clinton.
Can't wait!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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poptart wrote:Image
Donald J. Trump
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Felix should know better than to question poptart's inside sources.
But he's a known blockhead. I am in. I am the only one who knows
how to get things done. America will be great again. Felix will be learning
a lot over the coming years. Trump 16!
This troll has the potential to be very entertaining.
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Screw you Donald. You are not Rockin' in the Free World.
Bernie is my man.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
poptart wrote:Image

So...
Wow! Did you see Jeb Bush today? Electrifying!
If anyone has ever had his finger on the pulse of the American people, it's Jeb Bush.
I'm convinced this man has the right stuff. I know he'll pick a super-solid running
mate and then it'll be a real horse race next summer between Bush and Clinton.
Can't wait!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

2st
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I'm sad to see Young making a big deal about the Donald using his song. It makes him look petty and stupid. Heart did the same thing with Palin. These people are ego driven brats.
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trev wrote:I'm sad to see Young making a big deal about the Donald using his song. It makes him look petty and stupid. Heart did the same thing with Palin. These people are ego driven brats.
Yeah, can't blame musicians for not wanting these pieces of shit hijacking their tunes for self-serving, partisan purposes. Pull your head from your ass for once. It's 9 am PDT, a little early to be hitting the sauce.
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trev wrote:I'm sad to see Young making a big deal about the Donald using his song. It makes him look petty and stupid. Heart did the same thing with Palin. These people are ego driven brats.
Shut the fuck up.

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/money/me ... ired_x.htm
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Born in the USA is such an uplifting patriotic song! *sniff* Makes me think of freedom!
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Trev,
If you had the ability to create anything outside of a couple of closet faggots, you would go apeshit if Hilary was using your credited art for her professional gain and you fucking know it.
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R-Jack wrote:Trev,
If you had the ability to create anything outside of a couple of closet faggots, you would go apeshit if Hilary was using your credited art for her professional gain and you fucking know it.
Trev's kids are closeted faggots?
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
R-Jack wrote:Trev,
If you had the ability to create anything outside of a couple of closet faggots, you would go apeshit if Hilary was using your credited art for her professional gain and you fucking know it.
Trev's kids are closeted faggots?
Probably not closeted.
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trev wrote:I'm sad to see Young making a big deal about the Donald using his song. It makes him look petty and stupid. Heart did the same thing with Palin. These people are ego driven brats.
I don't mind his politics so much... but that hair is fucking embarrassing.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
R-Jack wrote:Trev,
If you had the ability to create anything outside of a couple of closet faggots, you would go apeshit if Hilary was using your credited art for her professional gain and you fucking know it.
Trev's kids are closeted faggots?

What's going on here?

trev, you pumping out pillow-biters?

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Mikey wrote:Image
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Screw you Donald. You are not Rockin' in the Free World.
Bernie is my man.
And he sure as hell took the royalty payment I am sure. As if anybody gives a fuck what a Canucksucker thinks of American politics.

Stick to your 3 chord basics and horrific vocals.

Obligatory song reset.

This was when music awards shows were still worth a shit.

Rack a drugged out Eddie and one reason why Neil blew a brain gasket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWRwD886m90
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trev wrote:To anyone not laughing at this thread (I'm looking at you, Felix):
jeezus, you make yourself sound like sauron.....don't look at me because I'm innocent of all charges

I don't find donnie to be particularly funny but the idea of him running for POTUS is a hoot.....disingenuous, but funny none the less....anybody that can go bankrupt four times and still pass himself off as some financial guru is fucking genius, so i'll give him that.....
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Derron wrote:
And he sure as hell took the royalty payment I am sure.
The whole part where he didn't authorize Trump using it would suggest otherwise.


RACK the term Canucksucker though.
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Was on Fox & Friends this morning. If you didn't see it, you
should have
Highlight: "When I watch a George Will or a Charles
Krauthammer, you know, I've watched them for years,
they're losers. They're just losers. They sit there, they
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I'm here to tell the truth.





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Did Felix watch? Doubt it.
People need to grease up. This is not your father's candidate.
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Felix wrote:anybody that can go bankrupt four times and still pass himself off as some financial guru is fucking genius, so i'll give him that.....
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If I really went bankrupt four times I wouldn't have 9 billion
dollars and wouldn't be a presidential contender.
Can't someone throw some blocks on the ground for Felix
to play with?
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Was on Fox & Friends this morning. If you didn't see it, you
should have
Highlight: "When I watch a George Will or a Charles
Krauthammer, you know, I've watched them for years,
they're losers. They're just losers. They sit there, they
haven't done anything."

I'm here to tell the truth.
That post is way too long for Twitter, which is 140 characters. You need to tighten up your game, pal.
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"I'm here to tell The Truth."

Huh. Whodda thunk it? That The Donald was tight with our very own The Truth? Two batshit crazy loons.
Cock o' the walk, baby!
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
That post is way too long for Twitter, which is 140 characters. You need to tighten up your game, pal.
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The BEAT goes on...



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Goofy political pundit George Will spoke at Mar-a-Lago years ago.
I didn’t attend because he’s boring & often wrong—a total dope!




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George Will was a big Iraq fool. $2 trillion, thousands of lives lost --
& we got nothing! Dummy.




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This is freaking awesome!
Listen from 7:45 - 8:45 -- Donald takes George Will to the woodshed.






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The gift that keeps on giving...




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@KarlRove stated clearly that he wants to repeal the 2nd Amendment.
I thought @FoxNews was going to fire that jerk after his Romney fiasco?





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I watched the @KarlRove interview. He sounds like an unpatriotic dolt.
Trump 2016!
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I hear that dopey political pundit, Lawrence O'Donnell, one of the dumber
people on television, is about to lose his show-no ratings?Too bad





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For the nonbeliever, here is a photo of @Neilyoung in my office and his
$$ request—total hypocrite.
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I'm now 2nd in the NH polls. Moving up, and we all know a Bush
can't win. Has Felix learned anything yet?
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poptart wrote:Has Felix learned anything yet?
yes, I've learned that the republican party is so devoid of electable candidates, they now are actually considering Trump a viable contender......

with the entry of Bobby Jindal into the republican clown car, trump now has a serious competitor for "biggest ass-clown" in the republican run-up to election.....

oh and trev, the Donald has no right to use copyrighted material without the expressed permission of the owner of say copyrighted material....I think the photo above indicates the Donald and Mr. Young have come to some type of (monetary) understanding......
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Felix wrote:yes, I've learned that the republican party is so devoid of electable candidates, they now are actually considering Trump a viable contender......
The Republican Party is not IN with D. Trump.
Trump is at odds with the GOP "establishment" and is mostly getting support from conservatives who are sick to death with the GOP.
He's also getting support from independents who are sick of politicians, period, and find it refreshing to hear someone speak simple truths.

He is among the biggest egomaniacs I've seen, his "facts" are not always right, and he tends to exaggerate things, but I think it would be a mistake to underestimate him.

I would not vote for him -- but it's greatly entertaining that he is IN.

The U.S. political landscape is a huge joke, so it is well-deserving of having Donald Trump stride in and slap it all around.
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Jonah Goldberg said I am like a failed man. I'm worth a fortune.
Many great successes.Then I get called names by a guy that can't
buy a pair of pants?
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