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Genesis 2:7
And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.


You are a creation and your life is from God.

God is Spirit (John 4:24) and you were created in God's image (Genesis 1:26-28) -- meaning you, like God, are a spiritual and eternal being.
Man is a mere creation and must live with God, or die (Genesis 2:17).

We have left God (Genesis 3:1-6) and have gone into 3 problems which we can never resolve.
1) Separation from God (Isaiah 59:2).
2) Sin (Romans 3:23).
3) You are under satan's authority (Ephesians 2:1-3).

You will struggle to find a way within your own life, but I can assure you that your issues will not go away.
They will only increase as time goes by.
Then you will die and because you, like God, are spiritual and eternal, their absolutely will be eternity for you when you're finished on this earth.


There is a solution.

Jesus absolutely proved Himself to be the Christ and the way of salvation for us.
Be not deceived any longer.
He solves completely the three above problems.

1) Separation from God?
Jesus resolved it as the true Prophet John 14:6).

2) Sin?
Jesus resolved it as the true Priest (Matthew 26:28).

3) You are under satan's authority?
Jesus solved it by being the true King (i John 3:8)




In those days came John the Baptist, preaching in the wilderness of Judaea,
And saying, Repent ye: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.





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In those days came John the Baptist, preaching in the wilderness of Judaea,
And saying, Repent ye: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.
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"Man" is an insignificant speckle of dust in the unfathomable expansiveness of our universe. No doubt you would've bought Geocentrism hook, line, and sinker back in the day.
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Guess that means there is another universe out there where MGO is an evangelistic Christian and Poptart a non-believing theophobe. Wild.
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Papa Willie wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:"Man" is an insignificant speckle of dust in the unfathomable expansiveness of our universe. No doubt you would've bought Geocentrism hook, line, and sinker back in the day.
You're right, Mgo. And along that same logic, you would have to admit that in a supposedly infinite universe, there could be infinite variables and infinite scenarios...
So why put all your faith in the "Magic Man in the Sky" belief system when you recognize there are "infinite scenarios?" Because mommy and daddy said you should?
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If the scenarios are infinite, then the odds that any of us have it right are.....one in infinity?
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Papa Willie wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:"Man" is an insignificant speckle of dust in the unfathomable expansiveness of our universe. No doubt you would've bought Geocentrism hook, line, and sinker back in the day.
You're right, Mgo. And along that same logic, you would have to admit that in a supposedly infinite universe, there could be infinite variables and infinite scenarios...
Wait a minute. Are you suggesting there's a scenario where LTS TARD is right? That's just crazy talk.
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Drown the witches.
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Papa Willie wrote:That much is certain.
Have you ever farted into a midget's open mouth?

Don't lie...because I'll be able to tell if you're lying.

:|
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Drown the witches.
Leave Hillary out of this. :|
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:That much is certain.
Have you ever farted into a midget's open mouth?

Don't lie...because I'll be able to tell if you're lying.

:|
Such an odd question, as I don't believe PW has ever actually met Moving Sale.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Such an odd question, as I don't believe PW has ever actually met Moving Sale.

whoa!

:shock:
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Papa Willie wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:That much is certain.
Have you ever farted into a midget's open mouth?

Don't lie...because I'll be able to tell if you're lying.

:|

No. But the beauty of all things infinite might point towards the chance of that happening some day. Don't worry - I will definitely announce if & when I do it!

You are truly a man of science and a credit to your race.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Papa Willie wrote:Where have I done that? But why put all of your faith into a case of "0" chance in an infinite scenario?

You described mankind to a perfect "T", dude. We're nothing in the context of everything that's out there. We only think we're important. We don't know jack shit. We only know R Jack...
I didn't know you turned agnostic. Welcome to the club. There's coffee and donuts in the kitchen. Just save me a glazed, would ya?
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Jsc810 wrote:If Jesus actually existed and could heal the sick and injured, that would have come to the attention of the king pretty quickly. Jesus would have been used to heal soldiers, just think about the military advantage that would have given him. It would have been huge.
You're an idiot. If you even read the bible, you'd know that is not the way Jesus operated.
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Acts 20:28
Take heed therefore unto yourselves, and to all the flock, over the which the Holy Ghost hath made you overseers, to feed the church of God, which he hath purchased with his own blood.


1 Timothy 3:16
God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.





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R-Jack wrote:If the scenarios are infinite, then the odds that any of us have it right are.....one in infinity?
I was told there'd be no math.
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Jsc810 wrote: And once again, for the 4th time, Jesus failed to qualify as an actual historical figure in it.
Along with Alexander the Great :meds:
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The only one I believe in is the Parking Fairy
she actually answers my prayers!
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