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Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 11:37 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Straight black here. No exceptions.

Save your Moving Sale jokes, clones.

Okay... if it's really, really shitty coffee then maybe a pinch of sugar, but that's it.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 11:57 pm
by Screw_Michigan
I like my coffee like I like my women: balck.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 12:10 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Please keep the responses serious in nature.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 12:35 am
by Wolfman
For a full cup, a little cream and teaspoon of sugar. My "limit" is supposed to be a cup a day which I follow except for Sundays. And real coffee with caffeine please.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 12:48 am
by Diego in Seattle
Starbucks' Cafe Verona with enough half & half to turn it to a dark tan.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 1:00 am
by smackaholic
I'll do straight balck, but, it has to be good fresh coffee. Otherwise, cream and sugar. But none of the flavored shit. Coffee already has a flavor, it's called coffee.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 2:00 am
by BarFlie
Maxwell House Columbian with a shot of milk in it. I quit adding sugar decades ago. I've got one of those small (4 cups) Mr Coffee brewers that will fill my travel mug about 1 and 1/2 times. I only drink coffee first thing in the morning while working a crossword puzzle and taking a shit.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 2:08 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I'll pop in to Tim Horton's twice a day.

Creamy and somewhat sweet.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 2:35 am
by poptart
Coffee, how do you take it?
Diego wrote:Starbucks' Cafe Verona with enough half & half to turn it to a dark tan.


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Didn't take long for us to find out who the Starbucks faggot is.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 2:55 am
by War Wagon
Folgers Columbian blend or French roast.

Coffemate and plenty of sugar, fuck any douchebag who has a problem with that.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:38 am
by R-Jack
No problem here Wags. You buy shit coffee. You gotta do what you gotta do to make it tolerable.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:44 am
by Atomic Punk
MgBl0w strikes up yet another bait thread for board/bored traffic. Good for you!

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:09 am
by Dr_Phibes
Double double when I'm out. Bovril beef tea at home. Grated cheese, pepper optional.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:18 am
by Carson
I quit using non-dairy creamer when I found out it's basically powdered fat.

Black with Splenda here.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:28 am
by War Wagon
R-Jack wrote:No problem here Wags. You buy shit coffee. You gotta do what you gotta do to make it tolerable.
Folgers isn't the cheapest brand on the shelf, why do you call it "shit"?

Just like the resident beer snobs, we have coffee snobs.

Coming next to a thread near you, bottled water snobs.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:37 am
by Goober McTuber

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:39 am
by Mikey
I mail order a "Kona Blend" in 2 lb bags. Not sure what the actual blend is but it tastes really good - a medium roast that's great with bfast. I grind it one pot at a time to a medium grind and brew it in a Cuisinart drip machine that I got at Costco. Always black and not sweetened, unless I'm drinking it at night with booze mixed in.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:41 am
by Mikey
Oh. I don't use bottled water but I have a RO system in my kitchen sink.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:42 am
by Goober McTuber
Carson wrote:I quit using non-dairy creamer when I found out it's basically powdered fat.
I quit using non-dairy creamer when I found out it tastes like shit. Which was like the very first time.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 5:59 am
by trev
Any guy who likes straight black coffee is OK in my book. If you need a little cream and sugar, no problem also.

That said, I do not like coffee. I've tried much cream and sugar and it still tastes bitter to me.

I'll stick to my tea. I do love the smell of coffee. I do not know why I don't like the taste.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 7:18 am
by Diego in Seattle
Carson wrote:I quit using non-dairy creamer when I found out it's basically powdered fat.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 1:37 pm
by smackaholic
What about on the road. 1 dollar any size mcD's is about the only thing worth buying there. They use newman's in these pArts. Near as good as Starbucks. I have become a fan of the 'bucks on e they started pricing it normally I will take with c&s there with some cinnamon

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 2:09 pm
by Smackie Chan
Screw_Michigan wrote:I like my coffee like I like my women
With balls?

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:30 pm
by mvscal
At work it's just straight black whatever shit we've got in the break room (usually Folger's) with a shot of cold water to power it down quickly.

At home I brew spice coffee with cinnamon and nutmeg and sweeten it a bit with turbinado sugar or Irish cream on occasion.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:41 pm
by FLW Buckeye
Smackie Chan wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:I like my coffee like I like my women
With balls?
:lol:

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 5:00 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Smackie Chan wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:I like my coffee like I like my women
With balls?
What took so long?

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 5:25 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Atomic Punk wrote:MgBl0w strikes up yet another bait thread for board/bored traffic. Good for you!
Yeah, how dare anyone use a message board for its intended purpose by posting threads and submitting comments on various subjects.

Instead, I should PM perverted photos of myself to contemptible board skanks who will then share them with hundreds of people.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 5:30 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Mikey wrote:I mail order a "Kona Blend" in 2 lb bags. Not sure what the actual blend is but it tastes really good - a medium roast that's great with bfast. I grind it one pot at a time to a medium grind and brew it in a Cuisinart drip machine that I got at Costco. Always black and not sweetened, unless I'm drinking it at night with booze mixed in.
^^Gets is.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 6:32 pm
by Shoalzie
If I'm having just one cup...I can handle it plain. If I'm doing my usual full pot for myself...I have it with some half-n-half and Irish cream.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 10:05 pm
by BSmack
Not a coffee guy. But when I do, it is with cream and sugar.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 2:09 am
by Goober McTuber
Another Budweiser fanatic heard from.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 2:28 am
by Y2K
"Up the ass!"
Coffee enemas in THE City are THE truth!

/s/
mtool

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 5:39 am
by Mikey
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Prolly the quickest caffeine rush available.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 2:50 pm
by Screw_Michigan
KC Scott wrote: Oldest son can't stand the taste so he's buying 5 hr. energies by the case at Costco
Hmmm, does he know what are actually in those?

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 2:59 pm
by Left Seater
Don't drink it, period.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:14 pm
by Moving Sale
I have my coffee* the way anybody with a brain does, as a chocolate covered bean. Are you people savages?

* Couple of times a month and only in the afternoon when I'm feeling loggy.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:47 am
by FLW Buckeye
Which one of you coffee snobs drink the monkey shit?

Man up! Don't be shy! Nobody will mess with you... :twisted:

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:27 am
by Jerkovich
Starbucks French Roast -w- a little milk to mellow it out a tad.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:43 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:I don't drink much coffee, but when I do - I like it to be about the same color and taste as basic diarrhea.
Recently bought one of these:

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Invented 74 years ago, and designers at the Illinois Institute of Technology said that the Chemex Coffeemaker is "one of the best-designed products of modern times", and so is included to the collection of the Museum of Modern Art in New York City.

Key to making really good coffee is to get the grind uniform and slightly coarse, so I bought a burr grinder.

This is why pour over coffee is the best.

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:58 pm
by Moving Sale
How do it take my coffee? In the ass of course.

Sin,
KCpurseswinningtranny