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LSU (best defense in the SEC) gives up 31 points to "The Fighting Ethnic Group" ???


Now, the (best scoring defense in the SEC) gives up 14 point in half a quarter to a big 12 team ???



Overrated again !



Alabama... be scared, very VERY scared.



You guys are going to get Buckeye'd big time.



Cal state eugene vs. Columbus in the final (Big Boy Game)





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Considering the SEC (again) is constantly having their lower-seeded team matched up with the higher-seeded teams in other conferences, I'd say they're doing pretty damned good. I don't think anybody could deny that, either.




Bwhahahahahahahaha !!!



Ole Miss top 10 in the country ?


They wouldn't be top 10 in the PAC
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Is this your eleventh hour attempt to be declared Board Bitch 2014?
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Two of the BEST teams in the SEC SEC SEC... got absolutely SMOKED today.


By two of the worst conferences in the P5 (The ACC and The big 12)


Unreal.




I think it's time for the SEC SEC SEC ... to spend a year in "time out" and be replaced in the P5 by the WAC.




At least the WAC plays some defense !



LSU (best defense in the SEC SEC SEC) gives up 31 points to Notre Dame ??? !!!

Ole Miss (top 10 team.... bwhahahaha) 42 points to a big 12 team ???

Mississippi State (top 10 team... bwhahahaha) 49 points to an ACC team ???




I honestly feel bad for TCU... since Alabama took their spot in the top 4 and a chance for the Natty.
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Carson wrote:Is this your eleventh hour attempt to be declared Board Bitch 2014?


I think the SEC SEC SEC... took it in a landslide this year !



Simply the worst conference in the P5... and it's not even close.



Bring in the WAC !



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Where the hell... is ???

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Oh there he is... hiding at the bottom of the page





































Running from the truth



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I rest my case...






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Sudden Sam wrote:As long as Alabama wins the NC, I'll be fine.


Ouch, that one is going to sting...


... they really have nothing else to live for in the south
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and the ballots are IN !



The PAC 12 is King



6-2 in bowl games...

5-1 among RANKED teams... with the only loss (Arizona)



Clearly better then the Clown Conference (SEC SEC SEC)



... went 2-5 against against Ranked teams.




Oh, and RACK TCU for "calling off the dogs" against Ole Miss... with a 42-0 lead with a half to go.


They could have easily made that game 84-0 before it was all said and done... and really embarrass the "Clown Conference".






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6-2 in bowl games...

5-1 among RANKED teams... with the only loss (Arizona)
Might wanna read those stats again, or have someone read them to you -- the PAC was 2-1 against ranked teams, the SEC was 2-4.

The B1G was 3-2.
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Dinsdale wrote:
matteric wrote:


6-2 in bowl games...

5-1 among RANKED teams... with the only loss (Arizona)
Might wanna read those stats again, or have someone read them to you -- the PAC was 2-1 against ranked teams, the SEC was 2-4.

The B1G was 3-2.



Pssst... where did I say "against" ?


The word you were looking for was "among".


#2. Cal state eugene

#14. fUCLA

#15. Arizona State

#22. Utah

#24. U$C




You may need someone to explain this to you...
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I understood. I just thought it was such a moronic stat to bring up, that you must have misread something, because I was of the belief that even you weren't that stupid...


my bad.

If a conference has 6 ranked teams, but only plays 3 ranked teams, shouldn't they have a winning record as a group?
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So Ren Faire starts this thread and out of the 14 replies 9 are his? Is there an ignore function that can spare me in the future?
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Cal already won the real national championship. They're so good they don't even have to play anymore. Monday is the fake one. Cal already has the new trophy. In fact they're building a new trophy case for this one. It's an extension of the one that holds the last 50 championship trophies they've won.
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Sudden Sam wrote: Cal was...ummmm...where was Cal?
Maybe they were busy contacting The Citadel, Georgia Southern and Florida A&M to see about scheduling them next year. Those schools are part of the SEC Southeast division aren't they?
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What's funny, is Kal would have gone bowling had they done that (OK, Citadel would have given them a run for their money).
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Sudden Sam wrote:Cal did manage to beat Presbyterian a couple years ago.


Cal... can at least beat a B1G team.


Not so much, for the top 2 teams in the "Clown Conference" (Missouri and Alabama). They got ass-raped.




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It's too easy... pounding southerners into the ground.


They ain't too bright.




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Game over.
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Game over.
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There's got to be some irony here.

The Bay Area (Cal) is #1 in homelessness and #1 in being scheduled for other teams homecomings.
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