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the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:13 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I can't wait to see what Bible passages poptart posted today in Theology.
Hurry up 'tart! I'm already late for work...I need my daily scripture fix!

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:20 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Gobbles McTubesteak is so funny and witty. He is a valued member of T1B.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:23 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I cherish his every post.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:10 pm
by poptart
I can't wait for 88, Dinsdale, mvscal, Felix, Moving Bowel, and BSmack to hold their next round table discussion on climate change.

There is so much to learn -- and none of their previous encounters even broke my scroll wheel.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:22 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
You'll have to admit, Moving Sale's opinions on legal matters are top-notch.

It's guys like him that make lawyers look good.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:14 pm
by mvscal
You're right, Marty. His insights place him head and shoulders above his peers. He is truly one of the giants of the legal profession.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:53 pm
by Wolfman
Open heart surgery is a snap. I recommend everyone try it.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:46 pm
by Mikey
Best idea for a thread in years.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:03 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mikey wrote:Best idea for a thread in years.
I knew you'd agree, my dear, old chum.
That's why our friendship has stayed true all these years.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:34 pm
by mvscal
The wife and I are really looking forward to our get together with the Vogel's this weekend. We'll have some sangria, play a little pinochle and enjoy our conversation.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:41 pm
by Smackie Chan
mvscal wrote:The wife and I are really looking forward to our get together with the Vogel's this weekend. We'll have some sangria, play a little pinochle and enjoy our conversation.
Sounds like you'll have almost as much fun as you did while attending this year's Juneteenth celebration.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:46 pm
by War Wagon
mvscal wrote:play a little pinochle...
I'd rather play backgammon than pinochle.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:48 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Smackie Chan wrote:
Sounds like you'll have almost as much fun as you did while attending this year's Juneteenth celebration.

Who wouldn't have fun there? It's always such a peaceful event...full of considerate, classy folks.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:52 pm
by Smackie Chan
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Who wouldn't have fun there?
I've heard a number of complaints from NAACP members, most of them centered around the question, "Whey all da white wimmins?"

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:05 pm
by White Cock
God spoke with a voice in my head and told me this place is blessed . . .

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:23 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:I cherish his (Goober) every post.
As do I, as his humor and intellect are most refreshing, as is his originality.

War Wagon really "gets it" as well. Good show! :grin:

I also find YAFJ's sports predictions to be always spot on.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:46 pm
by matteric
Papa Willie wrote: I'm 6'1" & 228 now

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:20 pm
by smackaholic
Sure have enjoyed the infusion o fnew blood into this esteemed board as of late. They have so much game, I don't even notice that euroclone is gone anymore.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:21 pm
by smackaholic
So mikey, how'd you do in the ironman triathalon this year, my dear friend?

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:51 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
AP / menswear

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:00 pm
by War Wagon
Damn right I get it Jay...
Wolfman wrote:Open heart surgery is a snap.
No sarcasm here, glad you're doing well enough to at least bang out another post that Marty no doubt finds intriguing... well, maybe a bit of sarcasm there.

But reading that made me think of this, that might fit your situation/state of mind. And of course, everyone loves RHCP.



Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:07 pm
by Dinsdale
War Wagon wrote:everyone loves RHCP.
Props on getting the concept of the thread.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:36 pm
by Screw_Michigan
War Wagon wrote:
Whitey, I've always admired your phenomenal taste in music, chum.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:36 pm
by BSmack
RHCP didn't get really good until they started integrating textured, consistent, and melodic guitar riffs, vocals and bass-lines and getting away from the mix of rap beats and a more hardcore sound that personified their 80s work.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:58 pm
by Screw_Michigan
BSmack wrote:RHCP didn't get really good until they started integrating textured, consistent, and melodic guitar riffs, vocals and bass-lines and getting away from the mix of rap beats and a more hardcore sound that personified their 80s work.
:lol:

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:30 am
by BSmack
Cicero and Crown do not want this dude to piledrive their anuses this Friday.

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Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:05 pm
by Felix
Rush is the best band of all time.....

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:46 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Sudden Sam wrote:I can't thank Screwy enough for turning me on to Air France's music.
Gets it.
Felix wrote:Rush is the best band of all time.....
Fail.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:45 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
This place is so much sleeker and easy to navigate since we dumped the Igloo Spin Zone.

That forum was dead weight and a repository for all things humourless.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:26 pm
by Felix
Papa Willie wrote:Screwy totally understands this thread!
zactly.....

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:42 pm
by Goober McTuber
Archive.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:18 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Goober McTuber wrote:Archive.

I always knew you'd recognize quality when you saw it.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:31 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
The T1B community is a wonderful place to seek wisdom, humor, philosophical insight and objective political analysis. It is my go-to source for fresh takes, hearty belly laughs, and eclectic music recommendations.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:34 pm
by Dinsdale
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:The T1B community is a wonderful place to seek wisdom, humor, philosophical insight and objective political analysis. It is my go-to source for fresh takes, hearty belly laughs, and eclectic music recommendations.
I sure miss the scat pics.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:47 am
by Atomic Punk
Cuda: "Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of trolls. I can fix it."

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:51 am
by matteric
Atomic Punk wrote:Cuda: "Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of trolls. I can fix it."


I'm glad that Atomic Panties has control of his substance abuse problem...and gender identity issues.


I look forward to coming to this bored and not laughing my ass off at societies social regrets.


Living your life in the Central Valley (California's Oklahomo) is is heaven on earth for heterosexuals and non transgender individuals.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 6:03 am
by matteric
The thing I love the best about the NFL... is that it's a non-profit entity and Roger Goodell isn't the NFL's retarded puppet.





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Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 6:14 am
by Atomic Punk
m2 is skilled at not using his Imus shit troll in this instance.

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:37 pm
by Goober McTuber
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Archive.

I always knew you'd recognize quality when you saw it.

I just had to look inside my heart.

Oh, wait......

Re: the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:55 pm
by poptart
I don't know why mvscal would declare that Screwed has the lowest IQ on the board.
His wizard-like handling of the football contest would seem to indicate that he has borderline elite mental capabilities.